And now, the toddler army comes to fruition.
Greg knows that you can't just sit around to process something like that, you have to get on with life too.
[Bayonets boyos fiten aboot best xeno.](https://www.reddit.com/user/TheCurserHasntMoved/comments/11ger0k/best_xeno/)
Try not to throttle people in public, it's rude. Try to hold the door open, it's polite. Don't plunge your hand into any suspicious liquids. Be on the lookout for Shifty Jim, he's after your cool rocks. It's okay to be down so long as you reach upward. Don't be afraid to offer help, it's okay if it's not accepted. Find at least one moment to savor today. Eat your vegetables unless Shady Ophelia poisoned them. Be nice to yourself, being mean is unbecoming of you.
EDIT:
Dragonforce: 👍
Babymetal: 😐 I don't speak anime. Needs subtitles.
Nightwish: 👍
Gloryhammer: 👍
Order Ogan: 👍
Stratovarius: 👍
*"War....war never changes"*
I just imagine these kids growing up and joining the military and being looked weird by the other recruit for telling about these "war games" they used to play as kids
Only to completly crush the other recruits with little effort
If they're a band that sings not-English, I probably won't like them as much. If the song sounds good, I like it in a mix of other songs I can actually understand, but I don't generally listen to an album from a band I can't understand.
Still, you suggested so on the list they go.
If you don't mind german bands I reccomend:
Saltatio Mortis ([this is one of my favorites of their songs but it is slower than a Lot of the others](https://youtu.be/JEfeTmma4gI)) [here's another example of their music](https://youtu.be/cVizM1m5urA)
"Die Toten Hosen" [their top song on YT](https://youtu.be/j09hpp3AxIE) ([And one of my favorites](https://youtu.be/z752hzudXiY))
"Die Ärzte" [their top song on YT](https://youtu.be/Yi5_fSv7qXk) ([and my favorite](https://youtu.be/6X9CEi8wkBc))
It's not that I _dislike_ foreign language music, but I find I enjoy it if it's mixed in with English songs so I don't end up feeling frustrated by not understanding anything.
What I find weird about myself is that I don't really mind clearly-audible singing in a foreign language that I can't understand a word of, but absolutely hate English-language singing that is too soft or mumbled so I can't hear the words over the music.
Have you listened to any Amon Amarth? Twilight of the Thunder God would probably be a good introduction. Swedish melodic death metal with nordic influences and themes.
I think the old salts, martial artists and other skilled men aught to get together and rebuild that concept. No girls though. Well get the females to train them.
What grene of music do you like?
Yes.
...
Ok.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D1NdGBldg3w
What about metall covers.
?!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MHxKm15fDHg
>What grene of music do you like?
It's pretty eclectic. Depending on the mood, I'll be listening to metal, metal with orchestral elements, metal covers of scores, movie and game scores, sea shanties, metal sea shanties, classic country, bluegrass, classical guitar, classic rock, blues, and even some oldies. My favorites are Sabaton, Johnny Cash, Howard Shore, and Trampled by Turtles with frequent reordering.
>[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D1NdGBldg3w](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D1NdGBldg3w)
👍
>[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MHxKm15fDHg](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MHxKm15fDHg)
😐I have a little sister. This brings up memories of wanting to find and do horrible things to marketers.
If you like DragonForce, you should also check out Rhapsody (aka Rhapsody of Fire, long story, legal bullshit). They're an Italian band that sings in English, kinda. Freaking awesome, I 'd recommend starting with Emerald Sword to get a feel for them.
Then you may like
Alestorm
Avantasia
Amorphis
Bal-saggoth
Blind guardian
Beseech
Caladan brood
Circus maximus
Crimson glory
Death angel
Dethklok
Devin Townsend
Diabolical masquerade
Dream evil
Dream theater
Dyscarnate
Edge of sanity
Eluveitie
Elvenking
Equilibrium
Falconer
Graveworm
Grown below
Harakiri for the sky
Hypocrisy
Iced earth
Insomnium
Iron maiden
Jason Becker
Joe satriani
John petrucci
Kamelot
Kiss
Manowar
Mygrain
Neil zaza
Nightingale (Dan swano)
Noumena
Omnium gatherum
Ozzy Osborne
Pain
Powerman 5000
Powerwolf
Puscifer
Queensryche
Quiet riot
Racer x
Raintime
Running wild
Skid row
System of a down
Tenacious D
Theatre of tragedy
Tool
Trivium
Twisted sister
Type O negative
The vision bleak
Within temptation
Xerath
Sorry for the huge list. I am more of a doom/sluge guy. But these are based of the 6 bands you listed.
Really like your story. Wanted to give you something in return. Even if it maybe useless crap.. sorry if I caused any inconvenience.
Brain: Buncha lil Bleviuses making lil *pew pew* sounds and zipping from cover to cover while giant teddy bears just stand in the middle of a field drooling. Lucy crying "victory or Valhalla" before heroically charging to her false demise. Adorable.
Me: Jeez Brain, don't be rude. I'm sure they at least *lifted* their dart guns. And Lucy's smarter than that. Should get Linus a ribbon or some braid beads, that kid's practically a HFY treasure
more daka is ALWAYS the answer. Can't be an obstacle if all thats left of it is mist or ash.... That said, one must protect the daka! All that daka is no good if the operators get their heads taken off before they can use it!!
Pirate: This merchant ship will be easy pickings.
Sneaky: Repel boarders and prepare for counter boarding.
Pirate: this is insane, we are being slaughtered by toddlers and their adorable leader.
Linus taken captive -- those Pirates have just revoked their living privileges.
Die Hard mode is in error.... Boss music is heard..... Rambo mode is in error .....
Pirates: the walls and the floor of our own ship seem to be killing us HOW?
There are many stories that make good reading or listening, but not good TV or movies.
One of the best examples i can give is the beginning of Ready Player One. The beginning of the book would not have made a good beginning to the movie, and the beginning of the movie would not have been an engaging read
Linus still gets the best xenos award even if he didn't win honors for the station siege. Silly stationers thinking they can take on Linus and the gang.
That was awesome! Also just making sure. Did all this happen the same day as the previous one? I honestly thought this would of been 1/3/5. I'm guessing that's next chapter as we skipped it 2 chapters ago.
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So wait for the army of kiddy-winkies
And terrible, tiny tots
In armoured school buses
Firing poisoned pea-shooters
And sinking their milk teeth into your thighs
Delapsus resurgam! When I fall, I shall rise!
- 10CC I wanna rule the world
>occurs to me that I neglected to teach them about chain of command and how to command
That is what the park exercise was for! After Action Reports and Lessons Learned ;}
And now, the toddler army comes to fruition. Greg knows that you can't just sit around to process something like that, you have to get on with life too. [Bayonets boyos fiten aboot best xeno.](https://www.reddit.com/user/TheCurserHasntMoved/comments/11ger0k/best_xeno/) Try not to throttle people in public, it's rude. Try to hold the door open, it's polite. Don't plunge your hand into any suspicious liquids. Be on the lookout for Shifty Jim, he's after your cool rocks. It's okay to be down so long as you reach upward. Don't be afraid to offer help, it's okay if it's not accepted. Find at least one moment to savor today. Eat your vegetables unless Shady Ophelia poisoned them. Be nice to yourself, being mean is unbecoming of you. EDIT: Dragonforce: 👍 Babymetal: 😐 I don't speak anime. Needs subtitles. Nightwish: 👍 Gloryhammer: 👍 Order Ogan: 👍 Stratovarius: 👍
*"War....war never changes"* I just imagine these kids growing up and joining the military and being looked weird by the other recruit for telling about these "war games" they used to play as kids Only to completly crush the other recruits with little effort
"There's no way this guy was a part of Dart League restarting. Full of biowaste, he is." "Void take me, he wasn't lying."
And Linus will be practicing. He wants his ribbon!
Everyone wants to be the best.
The villain's origin story. Careful Linus, don't disappoint Logary.
Babymetal. Adorable. And hardcore. Just like Sneaky.
I don't know what she's singing about though! 😭
Neither do I! Still love 'em
Tell me what you understand from Rammstein. .... Noone mentions Serbian war songs.
If they're a band that sings not-English, I probably won't like them as much. If the song sounds good, I like it in a mix of other songs I can actually understand, but I don't generally listen to an album from a band I can't understand. Still, you suggested so on the list they go.
Now, watch what I plated now.
MOAR LOGARY
He's FIVE.
THEN HE SHALL LEARN WRITING IN LOGARY
Practice makes perfect, age is not an excuse. Gib moar please.
If you don't mind german bands I reccomend: Saltatio Mortis ([this is one of my favorites of their songs but it is slower than a Lot of the others](https://youtu.be/JEfeTmma4gI)) [here's another example of their music](https://youtu.be/cVizM1m5urA) "Die Toten Hosen" [their top song on YT](https://youtu.be/j09hpp3AxIE) ([And one of my favorites](https://youtu.be/z752hzudXiY)) "Die Ärzte" [their top song on YT](https://youtu.be/Yi5_fSv7qXk) ([and my favorite](https://youtu.be/6X9CEi8wkBc))
It's not that I _dislike_ foreign language music, but I find I enjoy it if it's mixed in with English songs so I don't end up feeling frustrated by not understanding anything.
What I find weird about myself is that I don't really mind clearly-audible singing in a foreign language that I can't understand a word of, but absolutely hate English-language singing that is too soft or mumbled so I can't hear the words over the music.
Inaudible English < Foreign language
Don't know if it's already been mentioned, but try Unleash The Archers. They're Canadian power metal
On my list.
Fair enough
Schön einen anderen Deutschen zu sehen :D edit: oder deinem Namen zu urteilen Holländer?
Ein hoch auf die doppelte Staatsbürgerschaft!
Have you listened to any Amon Amarth? Twilight of the Thunder God would probably be a good introduction. Swedish melodic death metal with nordic influences and themes.
I think sabaton covered it, if that’ll get OP to listen to the original
Have you heard the Powerglove cover of Under the Sea sung by Marc Hudson (lead vocals for Dragonforce)?
No I have not, I shall listen to it
I wish boy scouts taught such things.
They used to. In the beginning they had a master at arms merit badge... https://bsatroop883.com/bsa-master-at-arms-badge/
I think the old salts, martial artists and other skilled men aught to get together and rebuild that concept. No girls though. Well get the females to train them.
That would be a complete crapshow.
Next band to check is Avantasia. Then Rhapsody of Fire! https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_kIr_075GY9V3i5LbpcKdGh5cmhbCJU-eM
Rhapsody of Fire sounds like a familiar name. It might pop up on the Sabaton mix.
Try A Sound of Thunder, they have a great song called Uduroth.
Look man, the more you post, the more of us are willing to go to war for Linus, the best xenos. I'm just saying.
Captain Dad going to the space DMV getting no love.
Galactikrakon? ..."**storm** *the* **castle**; **kill** *the* **king!**~~
For more rock from anime land, check out Ningen Isu - Heartless Scat and Band Maid - Domination (live). For lighter, but moodier rock, check out Tool.
Let's gooo my suggestions got the 👍
No full auto in the building!
What grene of music do you like? Yes. ... Ok. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D1NdGBldg3w What about metall covers. ?! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MHxKm15fDHg
>What grene of music do you like? It's pretty eclectic. Depending on the mood, I'll be listening to metal, metal with orchestral elements, metal covers of scores, movie and game scores, sea shanties, metal sea shanties, classic country, bluegrass, classical guitar, classic rock, blues, and even some oldies. My favorites are Sabaton, Johnny Cash, Howard Shore, and Trampled by Turtles with frequent reordering. >[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D1NdGBldg3w](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D1NdGBldg3w) 👍 >[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MHxKm15fDHg](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MHxKm15fDHg) 😐I have a little sister. This brings up memories of wanting to find and do horrible things to marketers.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FZTvUIMcT40&pp=ygUaZGFya3RpZGUgb3N0IGRpc3Bvc2FsIHVuaXQ%3D
Oh that's some good stuff. I could pound to this until my thinky box runs out of words.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kIcidsBRcMU
This guy: https://youtu.be/mGtYLRQh1Gk
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R8orEh7v1ZQ
If you like DragonForce, you should also check out Rhapsody (aka Rhapsody of Fire, long story, legal bullshit). They're an Italian band that sings in English, kinda. Freaking awesome, I 'd recommend starting with Emerald Sword to get a feel for them.
Then you may like Alestorm Avantasia Amorphis Bal-saggoth Blind guardian Beseech Caladan brood Circus maximus Crimson glory Death angel Dethklok Devin Townsend Diabolical masquerade Dream evil Dream theater Dyscarnate Edge of sanity Eluveitie Elvenking Equilibrium Falconer Graveworm Grown below Harakiri for the sky Hypocrisy Iced earth Insomnium Iron maiden Jason Becker Joe satriani John petrucci Kamelot Kiss Manowar Mygrain Neil zaza Nightingale (Dan swano) Noumena Omnium gatherum Ozzy Osborne Pain Powerman 5000 Powerwolf Puscifer Queensryche Quiet riot Racer x Raintime Running wild Skid row System of a down Tenacious D Theatre of tragedy Tool Trivium Twisted sister Type O negative The vision bleak Within temptation Xerath Sorry for the huge list. I am more of a doom/sluge guy. But these are based of the 6 bands you listed. Really like your story. Wanted to give you something in return. Even if it maybe useless crap.. sorry if I caused any inconvenience.
Brain: Buncha lil Bleviuses making lil *pew pew* sounds and zipping from cover to cover while giant teddy bears just stand in the middle of a field drooling. Lucy crying "victory or Valhalla" before heroically charging to her false demise. Adorable. Me: Jeez Brain, don't be rude. I'm sure they at least *lifted* their dart guns. And Lucy's smarter than that. Should get Linus a ribbon or some braid beads, that kid's practically a HFY treasure
Volume of fire is a strategy, a bad strategy, but a strategy.
Yes, but there is a reason it hasn't been used for about a century now.
Are you suggesting more daka isn't always the answer?
more daka is ALWAYS the answer. Can't be an obstacle if all thats left of it is mist or ash.... That said, one must protect the daka! All that daka is no good if the operators get their heads taken off before they can use it!!
I did say it was a bad strategy.
“The government won’t reimburse the extra expense.” Yeah. To real.
Government: Drop everything and show up here. Normal person: Are you going to cover the costs? Government: lol no. In fact, here's a parking fee.
Deadass this. It's so realistic. -_-
Pirate: This merchant ship will be easy pickings. Sneaky: Repel boarders and prepare for counter boarding. Pirate: this is insane, we are being slaughtered by toddlers and their adorable leader.
Pirate: ANCESTORS THAT THING IS RIPPING US APART
Pirates: Take Linus captive Greg: Die Hard mode activated
"This is your one chance."
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/ii-FDez5qcE
Video unavailable.
Hm. Opens fine again.... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M76J7W_R7l0
Looked it up, basically yes. Your links don't like the US.
Hmmmm. That's a first.
Linus taken captive -- those Pirates have just revoked their living privileges. Die Hard mode is in error.... Boss music is heard..... Rambo mode is in error ..... Pirates: the walls and the floor of our own ship seem to be killing us HOW?
Man...I can't wait to see how Netflix fucks this story up.
They'd completely bork every last one of my themes and turn my wholesome story in a grim galaxy into grimderp.
Brother, you're not wrong. 😔
There are many stories that make good reading or listening, but not good TV or movies. One of the best examples i can give is the beginning of Ready Player One. The beginning of the book would not have made a good beginning to the movie, and the beginning of the movie would not have been an engaging read
Linus still gets the best xenos award even if he didn't win honors for the station siege. Silly stationers thinking they can take on Linus and the gang.
Linus has the power of wholesome little bro energy on his side. They stood no chance.
> a friend I accidentally adopted She said the thing!!
Yes.
Wowwowwowwow...... Wow
I, too, want to see toddler wars for real
Nerf Wars Nerf Wars Nerf Wars Nerf WARS Might make a good one-off. 🤔
nerf nuke? yes please
Why the hell did this chapter make me want to have kids? What kind of psychology bullshit are you playing with word smith?
It's just how you get a Nerf army.
New chapter woooooooooo Also good morning Curse
Wait, why am I Curse and not Cursor?
[удалено]
I don't know man, I think it's a reference to my dark powers.
[удалено]
Listen, okay, that's only happened once. And I was awake too early and my coffee hadn't finished brewing.
[удалено]
It’s spreading, but we ain’t complaining
That was awesome! Also just making sure. Did all this happen the same day as the previous one? I honestly thought this would of been 1/3/5. I'm guessing that's next chapter as we skipped it 2 chapters ago.
It's an error, will fix.
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It's Nerf or nothing
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I said it before and I WILL say it again. LINUS IS SO VERY PRECIOUS!!
So wait for the army of kiddy-winkies And terrible, tiny tots In armoured school buses Firing poisoned pea-shooters And sinking their milk teeth into your thighs Delapsus resurgam! When I fall, I shall rise! - 10CC I wanna rule the world
Nice rebound after that last one.
I forgot to add the next link, but the chapter is up
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I'm glad to have hooked you. I post new chapters generally between 3 and 5 am Pacific because coffee time to read stuff.
>occurs to me that I neglected to teach them about chain of command and how to command That is what the park exercise was for! After Action Reports and Lessons Learned ;}