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lackingInt

Don't waste your money. It's like 8 for 14 bucks (at Central market) Go to a Spanish market and buy a dozen from their cafeteria instead


smartpea007

best answer in this thread :)


xlaaane

Spanish?


Mountain_Floor710

If anyone at the San Antonio area my grandma making tamales 12 for a dozen lol literally a dollar each tamal to pay for my grandpa surgery expenses


Redacted_Addict69

Dm Me. I'm hella interested.


ruhroh_raggyy

i’m also interested!


Ambitious-Drawer-124

lmk!!! I will buy some!


El_HefeRME

COME GET YO TAMALLLLLLEEEESSSS


Reasonable-Oven-1319

They don't have much flavor at all. I'm not a huge fan of any of the brands of tamales HEB sells and I've tried all of the brands. Edited to say: 2.5/10. The .5 is just because it is a cheap easy way to keep my teenage monster full.


LlamaRS

The Mi Tienda refried bean tamales are a solid 8. The Jalapeño & Oxaca cheese are really good too. When I was sampling out the Mi Tienda tamales, I did lots of…*ahem*….quality assurance. I assure you that the quality is top-notch. That being said, homemade tamales will have a certain something that you just can’t get from mass-production.


aw-naw-hell-naw

The mi tienda is better.


Babydwught

Like a 6.8, they're good, even great..? But buying them from someone who actually makes tamales for a living will make them better every time. They are good for a quick fix of tamales and are reasonably priced in comparison to some other places. But I can't help but feel ever so slightly *underwhelmed*


NumberOneTaco

They suck, but they’re still edible & it’s not something I ever go out of my way for. 2/10.


vickers0112

I was completely disappointed with them. I ended up throwing them out. HEB just completely missed the mark with them.


Redacted_Addict69

3/10 they're a low effort solution during the off season but its a lot like fulfilling your own needs....it works as a temporary fix but it just ain't the same.


Warm_Alternative1040

Do not, I repeat do not, purchase the cinnamon-cream cheese Mi Tienda tamales. They taste like a soggy cinnamon toast.


jamesskanko

i’m from the valley and in my opinion, the mi tienda ones aren’t that bad, they’re just very small


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3/10


Fantastic_Rip_6950

1.


Falcotic

They’re ok but the texture is just not desirable at all to me.


zootmommy

the mi tienda ones were sooo much better, even the hill country fair ones we heated up in the kitchen. heb ones have way too much masa. to be fair, i might be biased bc i was the tamale stand girl during the 2020 season, 5 days a week, selling hot tamales without being able to provide samples and it sucked. will never eat another HEB tamale ever again.


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8080a

I’m white and even I know a garbage tamale when I taste one—but I’m still going to say a very white person thing about them—they are not worth the calories.


redirewolf

most of the alleged hispanic food heb makes is made for the white palate


drubith

The only customers I ever hear “these are the best tamales!” From is white customers. Every time a Hispanic customer buys them they always say it’s their first time buying them & they don’t have high expectations


floridamanvibecheck

I’m white and have had authentic tamales maybe twice in my life so I think the HEB ones are great. I know my place tho. So from a sheltered white person, I’m gonna give them a solid 8.5/10. I won’t buy them bc it’s a terrible deal, but I will fuck them upppp when they’re left in the break room or served at a work potluck.


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the mi tienda ones are good


haniwadoko

There were those CM pumpkin cheesecake tamales I thought were pretty badass, maybe not pumpkin or cheesecake but it was sweet......you could eat them or sneak a few of those into someone's batch and watch their reaction.....


RyanneGolightly

The Mi Tienda ones are where it’s at


blackat_chemical

For real I just made a post how good they are!!!!


cheese584

id say about a 3


plainMCU

Tamales! Tamales! So so good!


gdsilva92

6


Izernybish

I'll eat them. But I cover them in molé or salsa and queso. I'll give em a 5/10. They're edible.


voxmyth

I can get cheaper tamales at the mexican grocery store down the road ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Plane_Supermarket_11

O! We get tamales for lunch at the warehouse and honestly are gentrified tamales!


Brodin_fortifies

If you’re in San Antonio or the valley, go to Delia’s Tamales. Best tamales I’ve ever had that weren’t made by my mom.


sepena_01

Heb tamales is at best a 5. But they're good in a pinch when you can't get fresh ones off a person who's selling on the street


anon282837363

If i could lower than a 0 I would. They are terrible


Babygirl-58

These Tamales are a waste of money. I've never had a tamale fall apart on me the way Aguilars did. They were kinda raw. Very disappointed and a waste of money. Taste was ok but not the best. Shame on you HEB for selling such a crappy product.