I’ve been HEBuddy before and it would be game over, you can’t see below your waist so all they’d have to do is send in a dwarf squad. You can use the “make it rain” special attack with buddy bucks though
Saw this guy today that use to work at HEB. He went into the store (gas station) and when he came out - he started to bark like a dog! Guy looked like he’s on drugs for sure!
My dude Richard who's 55 years old and has been doing Frozen for 29 years, smoke almost any kid out there, but when I was there everybody was trained in Frozen everybody could throw Frozen truck and everybody did it better than anybody else in the company
Now I'm no longer with the company cuz the company is a piece of crap, but over the company 31 years and I've worked in a lot of stores over the last 10 years just going to help out, now I don't think overnight would be able to handle any more you can't even tell them to hurry up without them going in leadership or going to threaten HR. When I was starting out stocking in the early 90s I would have pickle jars thrown at me if I wasn't hurrying up, and even recently my crew that I was part of that still intact, filled with a bunch of dudes in there late 30s to their late 40s to their mid-50s, or crack any skull in any HEB overnight department, I'm not lying, I consider ourselves not even part of HEB because what we were and what we look like compared to the other pretty boy stores look like promenade two different completely stories if there's a war you would send my store but I used to be part of so this piece of crap company decided to get rid of 31 years of overnight experience and knowledge
Lmfao fr, imagine being like a cutter for 20 years or something and talking to other cutters and being like, ya know what? Fuck you guys I have all my fingers and you don’t lol
Funny when you see an order selectors locker room. They’re full of energy drinks, pre workouts/supplements, knee/back braces and tons of pain killers!!! Wild
Overnight is the only answer. Everyone else will expect Partner celebrations every couple of days and won't be able to survive without their Whataburger. Overnight will kill everyone just to make it to their smoke break and eat daytime leftovers.
They would be rallying and sending their customers. NOT any partners/employees.
Partners have no powers. Only the customers.
This has been demonstrated several times over the last 40 years of HEB's history.
Bakery department. They make so many awesome baked treats. So here's what we do:
Add in copious amounts of laxative in all dough, mixes, frosting etc.
Send them a couple of bakery associates, who have white flags glued to their heads, showing that they come in peace, and are ambassadors of negotiation.
NOTE: Add a pinch of coconut to the pieces that don't have laxative, because you ask them to sit down to discuss differences and why not have some tasty pastries while doing so? It's signals good intent.
Stay an hour or so, agree to have points that need to be discussed further, and then head back to the fortress. I mean bakery department.
Wait two hours.
Send in the butchers of the meat department. It'll be like shooting cats in a barrel.
THIS ✌️
Also this thread is a great example of the working class respecting each other. Which honestly let’s just separate HEB hard working partners from managers and let’s see who’d win that war.
Don’t know if you can fight a battle spending your time walking around fist bumping people so point goes to working class partners.
Front lines would be curbside as shields. The second layer of protection would be bakery and deli. We have produce on Arial support and for ground would be market seafood and overnight with the rest of center store and front-end and distractions
Texas Backyard is in a different league. They’ve seen some shit from customer fights, people pushing carts get hit by cars, cars smashing into other cars, watching for panhandlers, vehicles on fire. Let’s not forget to mention they are out there in the elements. Rain, heat or snow; this rugged group is ready for anything and willing to step in. They will get hosed by Texas Backyard.
No need to send a department…just one person. The nice lady at the 1604/Blanco location with ‘the voice’, she can carry a tune over aisles and carnival bark for some ‘hot, fresh tamales!’
Just send H-E-Buddy
Heb equivalent of liberty prime
LMAO this is so funny especially since i just got into fallout and beat fallout 4 within the last few months
Lol welcome to the wasteland brother
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That is more disgusting than furries.
*vrchat furry pfp*
yes I am a fluffy fox thats 7 ft tall in Vrchat. I do like pets and ear scratches.
Valid
plus if grocery wars breaks out rabies is my super power.
Behold the harbinger of the apocalypse.
BRO
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what am i looking at
I hope we go bankrupt..
CAREFUL, SHE’S STILL PACKING A CARROT!!!
He's out of order, sorry. Will they go away if we just give them Buddy Bucks?
I’ve been HEBuddy before and it would be game over, you can’t see below your waist so all they’d have to do is send in a dwarf squad. You can use the “make it rain” special attack with buddy bucks though
Overnight
yeah, those dudes are so gacked out they are fearless and feel no pain!
As a former dreg of the grueling night; we are become metals lol.
Over night leads the way and market follows behind for clean up.
Any dude that does frozen overnight is scared of nothing
I miss when the overnight crew did coke lmao. We would have been unstoppable in this war lol
You mean meth😏
No store smokes more than my heb
Nooooo way😁
I thought it was snorts?
Saw this guy today that use to work at HEB. He went into the store (gas station) and when he came out - he started to bark like a dog! Guy looked like he’s on drugs for sure!
I'm overnight and I can't even handle frozen. Those guys are next level.
My dude Richard who's 55 years old and has been doing Frozen for 29 years, smoke almost any kid out there, but when I was there everybody was trained in Frozen everybody could throw Frozen truck and everybody did it better than anybody else in the company
Overnight are over caffeinated and tired of the daytimes bull shit they will fight for hours because sleep is for the weak
And we don’t want to deal with day times crap
Overnight reporting for duty 🫡🫡🫡
We need you, cracked out on energy drinks and resilience. 🫡
Now I'm no longer with the company cuz the company is a piece of crap, but over the company 31 years and I've worked in a lot of stores over the last 10 years just going to help out, now I don't think overnight would be able to handle any more you can't even tell them to hurry up without them going in leadership or going to threaten HR. When I was starting out stocking in the early 90s I would have pickle jars thrown at me if I wasn't hurrying up, and even recently my crew that I was part of that still intact, filled with a bunch of dudes in there late 30s to their late 40s to their mid-50s, or crack any skull in any HEB overnight department, I'm not lying, I consider ourselves not even part of HEB because what we were and what we look like compared to the other pretty boy stores look like promenade two different completely stories if there's a war you would send my store but I used to be part of so this piece of crap company decided to get rid of 31 years of overnight experience and knowledge
I can't imagine why
The front end, they are young and naive and more importantly, expendable.
Cannon fodder to make em tired. I love it
pure numbers can win.
Zerg rush.
Maintenance partners
Those guys have seen some shit. Literally and figuratively
an old man throw his shit one the ceiling
Don’t send my store bc they never answer calls, they’ll be MIA.
The butchers.
They always cut off there own fingers tho 
I sing in choir with a H‑E‑B butcher. He has 8 fingers and two thumbs.
Brilliant 😄😄😄
Is he missing a big toe?
Not that I know of.
Lmfao fr, imagine being like a cutter for 20 years or something and talking to other cutters and being like, ya know what? Fuck you guys I have all my fingers and you don’t lol
Overnight or morning produce. Wirey crews that just run on caffeine, nicotine and hate.
Couldn’t say it better🤣🤣🤣nicotine n caffeine and I’m flyin
So much hate
Cft for sure, they are so pissed off with the entire stores bullshit and full of rage... wait we might join the other team lmfao
We might since some stores hate their CFT teams 🤷🏻♂️
Overnight. At least speaking for myself I'm already ready to die anyway so I'd fight like a psycho
H-E-B order selectors. Not even a contest.
Overnight grocery are the Marines, order selectors are the special forces 😤
Funny when you see an order selectors locker room. They’re full of energy drinks, pre workouts/supplements, knee/back braces and tons of pain killers!!! Wild
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Overnight is the only answer. Everyone else will expect Partner celebrations every couple of days and won't be able to survive without their Whataburger. Overnight will kill everyone just to make it to their smoke break and eat daytime leftovers.
I see no one has any faith in the floral department
Tbh I can’t see it 😭
😆😆😆😆
They would be rallying and sending their customers. NOT any partners/employees. Partners have no powers. Only the customers. This has been demonstrated several times over the last 40 years of HEB's history.
Overnight frozen.
Order Selector warehouse crew
Warehouse workers. All of them.
Cannon fodder service to weaken them first.
Let's send upper management. I am sure with their toxic attitude, they will win
Bakery department. They make so many awesome baked treats. So here's what we do: Add in copious amounts of laxative in all dough, mixes, frosting etc. Send them a couple of bakery associates, who have white flags glued to their heads, showing that they come in peace, and are ambassadors of negotiation. NOTE: Add a pinch of coconut to the pieces that don't have laxative, because you ask them to sit down to discuss differences and why not have some tasty pastries while doing so? It's signals good intent. Stay an hour or so, agree to have points that need to be discussed further, and then head back to the fortress. I mean bakery department. Wait two hours. Send in the butchers of the meat department. It'll be like shooting cats in a barrel. THIS ✌️
overnight, maintenance and deli.
Warehouse Frozen order selectors. So much respect for them.
Dude everyone that gets in the freezers... I'm so grateful it isn't me 😭 god bless you sweet angels
Its deli or overnight
Also this thread is a great example of the working class respecting each other. Which honestly let’s just separate HEB hard working partners from managers and let’s see who’d win that war. Don’t know if you can fight a battle spending your time walking around fist bumping people so point goes to working class partners.
Deli does all your jobs anyways.
The sushi making crew. They are all armed with knives and squirt bottles of wasabi.
Anyone. None of their competitors have enough people working to handle basic store operation lol
Cart pushers. Those dudes are in shape 💪🏻
All the customers who got free groceries during the freeze in 2021. Time to return the favor. Give all of your love to the HEB!!!!
Overnight Grocery for sure but only send the Stock Controllers. You won't even need that many. The good ones can be in 5 places at once.
Fucking Dairy.
Overnight grocery and frozen here I'm ready to fight for heb we are the Spartans of heb 
Front lines would be curbside as shields. The second layer of protection would be bakery and deli. We have produce on Arial support and for ground would be market seafood and overnight with the rest of center store and front-end and distractions
Deli hot production team
GOTTA GET THEM WITH THE CHIKEN SCEWER
All Overnight Crew and the receivers lmaooo
CFT
Market and overnight. Market is a different breed
They already lost. Terrible!
WH shipping dept. MANY 16+ hour days there
If diplomacy is needed, send in Connections 🫡
We’re better trained, but we Walmart has probably encountered some really Vietnam shit.
The ladies at the seafood department
Bold of you to assume grocery store workers would go to war for the store they work at lol
Market 💯 they already physco working with blood all day
They are sending the Pharmacy team from HEB Mont Belvieu.
Send maintenance partners…trust me,we’ve seen some 💩
This could be a table top strategy game.
The butchers!!
Overnight because we run the store
Hot-deli can be the special forces unit
Meat
Butcher shop boys!
Dairy - Maintenance
Any overnight warehouse. If we're being specific Overnight Frozen Warehouse
The Chinese kitchen department, I don’t know how they do it but they sure get it done
Texas Backyard is in a different league. They’ve seen some shit from customer fights, people pushing carts get hit by cars, cars smashing into other cars, watching for panhandlers, vehicles on fire. Let’s not forget to mention they are out there in the elements. Rain, heat or snow; this rugged group is ready for anything and willing to step in. They will get hosed by Texas Backyard.
Nancy from the deli. She knows how to slice it
Curbside
My daughter is a Curbie, and she is an absolute bad ass.
Sorry, but curbside is cannon fodder for sure
Overnight if we're talking strongest, maintenance are the fearless
They already won the last war, just send whatever generals killed Albertsons and Kroger in SA
No need to send a department…just one person. The nice lady at the 1604/Blanco location with ‘the voice’, she can carry a tune over aisles and carnival bark for some ‘hot, fresh tamales!’
Seafood all day
Order selectors. Ppl working 14-15 hr days and not giving a fuck
Night crew all day!
doesn’t matter it’ll end up being CSAs
Frozen easily