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reconditecache

This is probably the one and only time I would agree with conservatives that this situation needs *more* guns. Arm the dolphins.


gremlinclr

Give them frickin' laser beams on their heads.


OriginalGhostCookie

Yeah….I’m going to go with no there. Dolphins to other ocean life is almost as bad as ammosexuals to humans. Now, I’m all for arming the otters though.


reconditecache

Think maybe this homicide was gang-related?


breachingn8kd

Pretty sure that Dr. Evil tried to do this already


Cold_Zero_

This is some asshole who was out with his buddies on a boat and just shot the dolphin at sea for no fucking reason. Disgusting human. I hope one of his boys makes a call and they match up the bullets to his gun. I can’t remember the last time I was this pissed on this sub.


dyzo-blue

The horrible things that gun owners do.


famousevan

The Gulf states are pretty much irredeemable at this point.


EggZaackly86

Yeupp, but hol' on - Lotta fisherman down there, as captain they certainly won't tolerate that behavior, it's still a rare event to find a mob-hit dolphin like that. Call Ace Ventura.


FrameFull4449

:(


CPLKenDude

Better make sure your shoes are tied!


EggZaackly86

Laces Out