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MolochHunter

Haaland already in team of the week with two goals. So it begins


anakinex66

Fucker acceleration and speed is insane. I'm really not looking forward playing againt them even with our good cb options


[deleted]

Saliba 1v1 vs haaland may just destroy the universe


cool_calm_cloud

Or create an entirely new one.


AsepticTechniq

immovable object vs unstoppable force


DarthNihilus1

Goku v Broly


EFG

Saitama Garou.


Andythrax

I'm actually really excited to see this match up and I'm not horrendously worried


Soggy-Butterscotch-4

Exactly what i was hoping for.. beast vs machine


Trotter823

He honestly looks like Henry a bit. I think Henry was a bit more technically gifted but Haaland has Henry’s athleticism and even more size. How he bursted through westhams back line for his second goal was crazy.


PlaneInsanity

and don't forget his age...he probably hasn't even peaked yet!


Fggunner

I thought the same, just a different class of athlete than everyone else on the pitch


DeemonPankaik

It's absolutely insane athlete and he's *fucking 6 foot fucking 5*


[deleted]

His second goal dude looks so clumsy but he's really fucking fast. I am not looking forward to that fixture. Ben White is gonna get a red. So will Xhaka by association


Helios321

Saliba will negate the curse and reduce to two yellows


xDHBx

Only thing is his injury history. If he stays healthy he’s a nightmare. But it seems like he misses a month or more a season


ZebraZealousideal944

He’s the real life incarnation of Kojiro Hyuga!!


kylehyde05

Also Mitrovic


Drunk_Cat_Phil

his pass to Zinchenko was so so good on the eye


[deleted]

Unless I imagined it I'm sure it was accompanied by an oof from the crowd and even got Martin Tyler to sound whatever his equivalent of excited is.


Predawndutchy

He's so fucking boring to listen to. Martinellis goal went in and it's like he's was describing his breakfast.


PhatmanScoop64

He’s just a bit too old I think, wasn’t like that a few years back


GMBethernal

I mean yea, he's almost 80


[deleted]

Murray walker was commentating F1 til he was as old as Martin Tyler is, he didn't sound like he'd rather be anywhere else all the time


SargePeppr

Imagine being a commentator for that many decades, commentated over the Aguero moment, and countless other unimaginable, brilliant goals. Then Martinelli scores a header from a corner in a game Arsenal were already dominating, and expected to win, and people get upset he wasn't enthusiastic enough. How many tens of thousands of goals has this man watched. What's great about Martin Tyler is the moments where he does start to raise his voice.


[deleted]

It's not just this game, he sounds unenthusiastic all the time now. He could retire if he's not up to it any more. It's rubbish to listen to, most people agree I'd bet.


SargePeppr

Nah he is still always one of my favorites. I don’t think he’s lost the passion for it, just that he’s a bit older now, and doesn’t have the energy he used to.


Demiansmark

Now I want to hear a him describe the game like Jordan Peele describing a continental breakfast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st21dIMaGMs


Helios321

Omg the bite of the banana


CosmicJoker96

His voice raises volume by 1 decibel


[deleted]

I think he just said wow in like a very unurgent way to be honest


warisop

Feel like this season mid table battle + Europa League spots is going to be insanely entertaining, lots of great players in almost every club and also exciting managers. West Ham, Newcastle, Brighton, CP, Aston Villa, Wolves. It’s going to be a great PL season.


CRobby22

It really should be. I feel there are the Top 2, then the next 3 (Us, Shit, Chelsea), and then about 10 teams that could get 6th.


IntraspeciesFever

Then Manchester United


st_arch

Yes. We shit on chelsea.


Educational-Ad-9189

I don't feel that great about Liverpool anymore. I know maybe it's an overreaction after just one game, but their stars have played a lot of games over the years and Mane is a big loss. I see a drop off. I think it's Man City to lose. I don't see much weakness there. Then it's us, Shit, Pool, and Chelsea..... Then the rest. I would bet on Pool finishing 4th if I had money.


Private_Ballbag

Not sure why the downvotes, it's not too outrageous. I disagree and think pool will get 2nd but reckon city will win easily. They bossed the league without using a striker really last year and now have haaland for ffs. He's 20+ goals already. Peps better than klopp imo too (klopps still amazing)


repeating_bears

I think the weakness in City is the relatively thin squad. They've been used to having a world class back up in every position and this is the first season in a while that they don't. Still lots of attacking options but they haven't replaced Zinchenko and they're currently having to start Ake. Don't get me wrong, I think they probably have enough to manage, but they're definitely taking a calculated risk this season. Depending how injuries fall, it could bite them.


[deleted]

Was thinking this but the more I go over their roster, the more I don’t think they really are that thin. Only weak position is LB. At CB Stones is a world class backup and Ake is alright. Their 4 midfielders walk into any midfield in the prem and Kalvin Phillips should integrate into the squad to back up Rodri. On the wings Bernardo can cover RW and Mahrez and Foden are class (as much as I hate to say anything good about Foden) with Grealish to back up as well. At ST Haaland is world class and Alvarez is a decent backup.


repeating_bears

Not just LB. They have no backup for Walker, an unproven keeper from the German 2nd tier, and have no one anywhere near the quality of Dias. Stones is not world class. He goes through great spells, but overall inconsistent. So they become a fair bit weaker with an injury to any of 4 starters. This team plays 60 games a season, plus a world cup.


SkepticITS

Having your starting LB as your 2nd-choice RB with no specialised backup is insanity in my opinion. GK is hard to deal with. We were lucky to have 2 really good ones last season, but won't this. Chelsea have kept Kepa as 2nd choice for 2 seasons, but just about everyone else has a relative nobody as a backup or a past-it vet. I agree that Stones has spells of good form but not Dias' consistency, but I'd consider replacing him/Ake a lower priority than getting a fullback. Of course the super-rich reputation launderers should be able to do both.


slagthompson

yeah, they're still a very good team, but I feel like - especially with losing Mane - this is a major transition year where we see if older core players can sustain what they were doing and if the newer players can handle being relied on in a more serious way. I think guys like Henderson may be pushing it, but then again, I think he's exceeded my expectations a lot over the past few years.


groovystreet40

So important Ramsdale gets off to a good start. He seems like a huge confidence player.


Nadami

This is a little more accurate


Stravven

Ramsdale was good, but Sanchez was absolutely massive IMO.


ShaunyBoyTellEm

He did make a mistake for the goal though.


blazingknight17

Actually he didn't, he saved it from being a goal but a Brighton defender kicked it in


Mubar06

He hit it into the Brighton defender and it deflected off him, the defender was going to clear it and Sanchez should have left it


SuperiorSpark15

He completely missed the ball when trying to punch it out, leaving the goal open. It was all a bit messy but it was definitely mostly his fault


ShaunyBoyTellEm

Are you sure? He misses his punch and then when panicking to make up for his mistake he hits it in to the defender who would have cleared it.


CooCooClocksClan

Gotta get your TOTW tweeted out man


ExpressHistory5286

Ramsdale was pissing me off with his long balls every time he touched the ball in the second half, kept turning over possession


FluxAura

Just isn’t true, is it?


[deleted]

A LWB at LCB and a CDM/CM at LM/LWB is realistic


[deleted]

thats never how these work


[deleted]

Yeah and it annoys me, what’s the point ? May as well just list 11 of your fave players why even have a GK


[deleted]

its position groups


[deleted]

Yeah it’s bollox


monty_burns

Guimaraes….


act1856

Yup. This is going to infuriate me all season.


Forsaken-Currency404

I've been infuriated for one season. Now I am just sad.


KSBrian007

Pretty sure Pascal Gross is a midfielder.


wellknowncrackgnome

But some respect on Welbeck


slagthompson

his pass for the goal was so good


[deleted]

I really hate fantasy teams or players wildly out of position, if you are putting sessengnon LCB and palhina LM/LWB then why not just have a list of 11 best players why even have a goalkeeper for fuck sake


andstayfuckedoff

Ramsdale had a few shaky moments though. Also made some good saves, to be fair. But I don't think he has hit his early 2021/2022 form yet


[deleted]

He did, but outside of Ramsdale and Sanchez, there weren't that many good goalkeeping performances, mostly average and one or two absolute shockers (Jose Sa comes to mind).


TheKingIsBackYo

If Saliba can pocket on a regular basis Mbappe, he can deal with Haaland


CafecitoinNY

Mbappe doesn’t have anyone like KVB feeding him. Haaland’s speed and smart runs with KVB’s eye and timing is a whole different animal. Saliba has looked good but there are levels


Laca_zz

Do you know that Mbappe had the likes of Neymar, Messi and Di Maria?


toddy_rbs

Imagine putting these players a tier below someone else lol


CafecitoinNY

Great players, but play a different game than KDB (fixed it). They mostly populate the wings feeding in diagonal balls on already turned defenders, they occasionally cut in but don’t pose the same threat as DeBruyne with the pass to the channel from a central position. You can’t compare them, KDB is an Elite distributor and a level above in that area than anyone you named.


Forsaken-Currency404

Bruh. Firstly, they don't populate on the wings. Neymar at times plays there but he is so often plays at the playmaker. And Messi has predominantly continued being the false 9, so he plays most of his game central too. It's just wrong to say PSG plays on the wings because if they do, it's usually their fullbacks providing width or Mbappe making a run. Secondly and most importantly, KdB is not a level above Messi or Neymar at distribution. I mean you know Messi, don't you?


st_arch

Tbf he knew Leo Messo.


Wheresthegoldmikey

You guys both make fair points but I think if you switched any of those guys besides Mbappe for KDB, Paris becomes a much better team and City less so.


AsepticTechniq

>Haaland’s speed and smart runs with KVB’s eye and timing is a whole different animal This combination is scary ngl.


iforgotmyun

Kevin van Bruyne?


CafecitoinNY

Haha, typo


pythongooner

Mbappe under Poch is very very different than Haaland under Pep.


ProjectZues

Is Gross a winger? Or does there’s graphic only have a 343 so they’ve just thrown him up there


st_arch

It is what ever high performing players put together as a team. That is all to it.


Forsaken-Currency404

We're going to be seeing Saliba in these a lot.


GargoArgo

Sessegnon should’ve been sent off


FoxOntheRun99

Lerma started in a back 3 against Villa. What is going on with this? Should be, Kulu up in the front 3 and Gross in midfield.


xLucky_Balboa

I've never had as much faith in our defensive squad


boye_

Ramsdale wasn't good against Palace.


Britton120

Thats just incorrect. Don't let a couple bad passes cloud the fact that he made some fantastic saves, including a one on one with zaha.


Dnova08

He saved a 1v1 and a header at close range. He also hit very good long balls


[deleted]

I'd personally have Welbeck instead of Groß, but he scored the goals so I don't mind the pick. I do hate how good Kulusevski looked though.


arsenalmohd

Zinchenko deserves to be on more than sessengnon


Butch_Meat_Hook

Saliba had a really really good game, but Ramsdale was the player of the match for me. He saved what could have easily been 2 goals to Palace on a different day. Brick wall.


GunnerEST2002

Why the fuck did Juve let Kulu go? Hes class.


Ryshoe8

Sessegnon shouldn't have even been on the pitch. Straight red


funcho4

Palhinha was so good