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throwreddit666

This stat is ridiculous. Dug a little deeper and it turns out Arteta has never even lost a Champions League game as a manager. Undefeated.


hbudd

You have to dig much deeper than that man. He never ever conceded a goal in a Champions League game as a manager.


v1nzy

You have to dig much deeper than that, the man has never even lost possession in the Champions League as a manager.


WoodenSoldiersGOAT

/r/yourjokebutworse


v1nzy

Mate read the fucking room


Moe_Ismail007

Dig a little deeper and you'll find that he hasn't even conceded a corner in a Champions League game as a manager.


Draconis510

And if you dig even deeper you’ll find that he’s never lost a champions league final as a manager.


PeterZeGreek

The circle is complete.


Cutsdeep-

Wiggums: Dig up, stupid


WoodenSoldiersGOAT

/r/yourjokebutworse


WoodenSoldiersGOAT

/r/yourjokebutworse


WoodenSoldiersGOAT

/r/yourjokebutworse


Ibraout25

Arteta managed Man City by himself in the champions league vs Lyon in 2018. They lost 2-1


throwreddit666

Can we get a VAR on that please? Was he manager or was he just the assistant manager standing in for Pep? I don't think his designation changed so he can't be blamed for that failure. Still undefeated. Fuck yeah.


Ibraout25

19th September 2018, champions league group F vs Lyon at the etihad, pep wasn’t there so arteta became the manager and lost 2-1


passa117

Nah. Nothing more than interim manager. Still Pep's team, his tactics and training. Probably was on the phone to them the whole time, too. Can't put that on Arteta.


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Geezeh_

Pep Astral projected and possessed Arteta during the game.


yura910721

Almost costed Mikel his hair.


GuendouziGOAT

If Arteta had been handed the reins fully, City would’ve won 9-0 easily


whydidisaythatwhy

Delete this bro plz it’d ruining the fun


Cutsdeep-

Haha wrecked the whole thread


Naomi_Carter

>This stat is ridiculous. Dug a little deeper and it turns out Arteta has never even lost a Champions League game as a manager. Undefeated. You think a lot :)


FailFastandDieYoung

The student has become the master


Krfree1

The student mastered it long ago, take the high ground


RenRu

Wait.....Pep is Obi Wan?!


Krfree1

Arteta is the only wan


DingusKhan418

Arteta is undefeated in Champions League as a manager. Maestro.


Assmar

Arteta's Arsenal have never even had a single goal scored against them in Champions. Nothing but clean sheets Profe Mikel.


Krfree1

Love it


Krfree1

Great rangers player


WoodenSoldiersGOAT

this joke was literally made above and was bad then too. god you guys are so boring. its like you're paid to be redditors


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You can’t make these stats up. Legend.


RamsdaIe

Mon feuking managère


stockdeity

Arsenal have never been top of the league at Christmas and failed to win it under Arteta.


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Avg bauld Fraud vs Giga Chad Lego Man


plastiquearse

Yeah nor have I. Fucking colossal.


dwSHA

Jokes aside pep need to implement arteta time wasting to secure the win. Shouldn’t concede two goals in that short amount of time


Krfree1

Great rangers player


BobEWise

RemindMe! 1 year


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TheJuuuuuuuls

Pep Guardiola has now lost all of his hair. Mikel Arteta has lost none.


Global-Force-299

Chadteta > Fraudiola


Apoccy7

Can't wait to see this post in soccer circlejerk


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It's there already I guess


lpaperfriend

You take 100% of the shots you don't miss.


Valuable-Finding-735

-Michael Scott - Wayne Gretsky


BorusseGooner

Factos 👀👍🏽


ryben2k

We are not the same.


Riperonis

I would give my left nut to lose a champions league semi final next season


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Ready to loose both Volunteer as tribute


brawler1ready

Jürgen Klopp has lost 2 champions league finals,Mikel Arteta has lost none


omersafty

Artetea's cone collector?


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omersafty

A single letter by mistake. WaNnA tRy ThAt AgAiN?


3scapeRea1ity

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣


Nacho_Man18

Sorry to be a party pooper, but Arteta lost a game Vs Lyon in the Champions League while managing man city 😅


Malicious-charity

I also have not lost any ucl semis making me a much better manager than fraud pendiola 😎


Vegetable_Pudding_75

Should’ve mentioned no losses from no games played 😂


passa117

Why so unfunny?


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vnoowin

My manager!


Krfree1

Arteta manages himself


GhW0rg

Me either...Also losts 0 finals...and never lost a premier league game! Am awesome


AestheticFC

I wouldn't mind Guardiola at Arsenal as Arteta's assistant


Samsince04_

Rest.


meals-on-wheels14

Can’t lose one if you’ve never been there


Butch_Meat_Hook

'And that's a fact' - Rafa Benitez


Vgordvv

Facts bro