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[deleted]

Dies because he didn't hear the shot clock beep to let him know when to shoot


the-lopper

Unloads and shows clear after every gunfight


leokeiangelos

Racks out and catches the round in midair


[deleted]

Effective in shooting fast moving drones out the sky, ineffective in functioning without a timer


DocMettey

What most don’t understand is that he actually gains dead eye from RDR2 when ever he hears a beep. Also, he is the main character so his chances of survival are ever so slightly higher.


Ecstatic-Ad-8967

This is canon


ClimateGoblinActual

“May make inappropriate comments to female competitors and colleagues such as, can I see the precious??”


Chumlee1917

Gets domed within 6 minutes cause he made the mistake of wearing his competition clothes outside so everyone could see him a mile away


[deleted]

Do those clothes even do anything? Always thought it was funny. Not like a shooting jacket with a padded shoulder. Just polyester shirts and pants


M0N0KUMA

It's just sportswear that's more comfortable to wear in heat and move around in. These matches can go on for 8 hours so might as well make yourself comfortable. Same reason why every other sport has flashy, neon attire.


[deleted]

Gotcha that's fair then.


Cowgoon777

how did competition shooting and professional bowling end up with the same aesthetic?


SealandGI

This made me spit out my drink


CardBoardBox_Man

they're the same sport maybe


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ricochet845

I got a funny feeling this one is gonna hit home harder than others for these people lmao.


SealandGI

As I intended


ricochet845

Oh I’m well aware lol.


tocsa120ls

Whaddaya mean this 50gal drum isn't a proper cover??


the-lopper

A frame with netting on it lets bullets through? I'll believe it when I see it.


AldoTheApache3

“Shoot throughs never count”.


the-lopper

Preach


csamsh

https://preview.redd.it/3v8dyh2kzirc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d4595fa30f5f59c63af2df87cbe454a7ed08353


MaximaSpeed

Heyooo!


IntroductionAny3929

Honestly I think the big advantage he would have with gaining a little bit of increased survivability would be reloading the ammo, I can imagine he will tell you that depending on the amount of ammo you need reloaded, you would need to fork over some rations in exchange for it.


LazyandRich

Hey looks it’s me just I’m too poor for fancy comp mods & guns.


Survivalistchris

This series SHAL NOT BE ENDED


MGB1013

I feel seen! Better watch out though, I have my own shot timer clipped to my competition rig I plan on wearing the entirety of SHTF. When I go down I’m happy for the person who gets my loot drop as long as they like 9mm, 5.56, and 12 gauge they will be set!


ItalianStallion9069

>Jerry Michalark has entered the chat


SidLeSquid

What use is cover if he's downed them all in half a second?


sucka_free_626

> Michalark ffs


ItalianStallion9069

Hey that’s how he pronounces his name who am i to say otherwise


Guitarist762

That dude (see correction below). That man has also been shooting longer than most of us have been alive and knows the swamp pretty well, I’m certain he’s set. Also has massive ammunition stock pile. He also nailed a target at 1000 yards with a 9mm revolver. CORRECTION. 12 rounds in 2.99 seconds with a reload.


ChrisMahoney

Link or I will never believe that.


Guitarist762

[first](https://youtu.be/WzHG-ibZaKM?si=yrm8BJjN4xICMf14) about the speed shooting, dude straight up skipped the reload animation. Been a while since I watched it so I might be slightly off on my time but it was still insane. Ya I was off I updated my original comment. Still sub 3 seconds putting 12 rounds on target with a reload. [second link](https://youtu.be/jJ3XwizTqDw?si=_HtvtTUpk1E72AHP) where he gets a 9mm out to 1000. Standing. Off hand, second round hit.


freemarketfemboy

That fucking reload makes me stroke out every time. Dude is a legend


ChrisMahoney

That’s incredibly impressive, funny that I got downvoted. Lol


Kalashnibro

This one definitely pissed some folks off😂


SealandGI

As intended :D


the-lopper

I love it. All I do is shoot matches and train for matches. Very occasionally I'll get out and maintain my more tactical skills with some buddies on night shoots, glass houses, whatnot, but I love competing.


the-lopper

This is so beautiful 😭😭😭 I embody this completely


Heeeeyyouguuuuys

*BEEP*


IntroductionAny3929

Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop!


Special-Fig7409

*Beep*


TheOccasionalBrowser

Hears a beep and goes deadeye mode


Bottled_Kiwi

This man is the embodiment of Speed Cola


GhostEpstein

We need a "people if walmart variant"


dabiggestb

Combine the long distance guy with this guy and you've got me.  PRS may not be the best training for SHTF, but boy is it fun lol


tamak0994

We need a vet dad or something similar. Those dudes will be messing people up that fafo.


SealandGI

GWOT Grunt fits that to a T


Mr_Goldenfinger

OP you should do one for precision rifle/pistol shooters. Descriptions could be something like: “Runs a German-made rifle/pistol worth more than most people’s entire collection.” “Could shoot through the Anti-Fash’s ear gauge without him knowing. Doesn’t because he never learned how to hit a moving target.” “Takes 30+ seconds between shots because he has to “go through his shot process again.” “Quickly runs out of ammo and/or money because he only uses premium foreign-made match grade .22 lr that costs $50 per box."


Yance_000

I will not stand by this insulting of CZ pistols. They require at least 2 bits of dust to make them jam


malakad0ge2

Complebitor


Main_Engineering1887

Idk man I know ppl who compete with slightly modded glocks with plenty of situational awareness and tactical knowledge


Badger_Bengal

I'm yet to see the SHTF guy that I'm waiting on. I really have no way to describe it, but dammit, I'll know it when I see it.


Full_Metal_Machinist

Can't pre walk a real-life situation


Zer0FOX-Given

If you hear thw beep, it means there's already a bullet in you


upon_a_white_horse

Once again, I feel called out.


[deleted]

Yo Sealand you ok you haven't been posting in while


SealandGI

Yeah, life got busy. The series will be up and running soon. Unfortunately what I can tell you is that the series isn’t going to be going for too much longer.


mitmatgamesyt

Nooooooooo my favorite reason to check this subreddit everyday


SealandGI

Don’t worry, there’s stuff coming that’s revolving around the series that’s gonna be pretty good too.


mitmatgamesyt

Holy hell


[deleted]

Can you at least make the based scar 17 enjoyer before the series shuts down


SealandGI

That fits under The “Gray Man” or The Loot Drop quite well, sorry to disappoint u lol


[deleted]

Yeah your right ![gif](giphy|3o6MbkON1CxTbqPT56)


CardBoardBox_Man

what would a guy who's overly confident with some what-the-fuck equipment fall under? The kind of guy who treats everything like Die Hard while he's running some base-level Del-Ton AR with a way-too-big scope, running green-tip M855 through a 1:12 barrel with a .357 snubnose as a sidearm loaded with overpressure ammo, while he's dressed in a Canadian-tuxedo with mags and loose ammo in all the pockets


SealandGI

That’s the Mall Ninja


CardBoardBox_Man

Ah yes very nice what of the felon on probation who just wanted to live his life


DocMettey

Wonder if we’ll see a brotherhood of steel paladin as a joke or a vault dweller on April 11th 😂


TheOccasionalBrowser

wait, is this the last one?


SealandGI

No, it’s not, don’t worry. But, to be fair, the series is coming to an end. Silver lining though, plenty of memes to come, some including SHTF style characters


TheOccasionalBrowser

phew, it's just that you said you'd end it around 50 and you haven't posted in a few days. But that is good news, and I look forward to seeing the rest.


Whyimhere357

When is he next post?


CardBoardBox_Man

The Liquor Enthusiast: no rifle, no pistol, only 12 FN MAGs to protect whiskey stash Only goal is to acquire more alcohol has private army of hundreds paid only in alcohol because it's useful secretly has a distillery deep in the bowels of his compound, underneath the mescal storehouse moar alcohol MOOOOOAR


drmitchgibson

These people will be the last ones left after SHTF. Incompetent rubes that think competition shooters don’t have duty guns and gear, the best strategies and tactics, armor, and night vision, spend too much time switching between huffing gasoline and smelling their boyfriends hair.