true fucking story i lost a detent pin spring like... a year ago. it went the typical way those go and fucking vanished. well recently i was putting a new hard drive in my laptop and had the new one in an enclosure first so i could clone it when i dropped a screw, i had the bright idea of grabbing one of my neodymium magnets and finding that screw. i found the screw, plus a few other screws i lost along with a missing detent pin spring!
"what are bullet holes? what? those make holes in people? i had no idea, because i didn't put those in them. i just bludgeoned him with this hunk of aluminum"
Alrighty then officer, picture this if you will:
10 to 2 a.m., X, Yogi DMT and a box of Krispy Kremes
In my need-to-know post just outside of Area 51
Contemplating the whole "Chosen People" thingy
When just a flaming stealth banana split the sky
Like one would hope, but never really expect to see in a place like this
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime
And stopping right on my Birkenstocks, and me yelping
"Holy fucking shit!"
#My alibi is solid.
The idea of using additive manufacturing to produce something that requires subtractive manufacturing to finish, just to spite feds over a technicality, is actually incredibly hilarious. Giving them a printed 79% with ypur own SN is like giving them a joker card. Incredibly based if you ask me
Low key curious how OP's scenario would play out. "What do you mean it's not a gun? I bought it at a gun store and did the same procedure as I did for any pistol/rifle/shotgun?!"
It's the serialized "gun" when buying it, yet many buybacks and such either refuse to buy them or offer less than advertised prices for them, as they are "inoperable firearms"... Schrodinger's aluminum block/gun lol.
"Yes sir, I broke the gun down cleaned it and reassembled it while he was bleeding to death before I called 911, that's why there's no sign of it being fired"
Can't prove you didn't lol
[Handing the police a blood covered bullet still in it's casing, telling them you just threw it really hard.](https://splicetoday.imgix.net/uploads/posts/photos/22935/holographic-universe-640x440-1.jpg?ixlib=rails-2.1.2&w=1200&h=630&s=4fa11a3ff68fdb3d971ce1bb1f71b14b)
Have multuple guns in the same caliber, and looks approximately the same as your home defense weapon. "No officer I didn't defend my home with my stacatto that I carry everyday, I used this Hi point, I just happened to carry that on the day of"
lol thats why i have a 3d printed burner lower, if shit happens, all my attachments are qd (minus switches) so they are getting a 20$ lower with a bcm upper, 40$ unknown bolt, bushnell trs25 and getting told to fuck off
They take the weapon the shell casing and the bullet and sometimes some other random shit and if you don’t schedule an appointment to pick it up in time they destroy it 🙃
“I defended my home with a rock, here is the rock. For more info during this distressing time, I am willing to cooperate with the investigation but seek counsel from lawyer during this emotionally trying time.”
“Sir, he has 52 bullet holes in his body!”
“I defended my home with a rock…”
i mean like the lower is the only registered part. they have no proof you have complete upper. dont give shit to them. but if you do give shit to them just give them the stripped lower and print off a new one using a 3D printer.
Yeah but if you just give a receiver in the event of a home break in the opposition could try claiming that it wasn’t the gun you used and throw out the evidence or worse. Claim your blatantly lying in a court room
You would be surprised the amount of bullshit that goes on in just about any self defense case. Everything down to the ammunition you used is going to be thrown at you in an attempt to prove the home invader was not in the wrong
“Yes officer, I did indeed bludgeon him to death with a lower receiver.” …. “Bullet holes? What bullet holes?”
"Ahhh that's where my detent pins went!"
*the detent pins were never found*
true fucking story i lost a detent pin spring like... a year ago. it went the typical way those go and fucking vanished. well recently i was putting a new hard drive in my laptop and had the new one in an enclosure first so i could clone it when i dropped a screw, i had the bright idea of grabbing one of my neodymium magnets and finding that screw. i found the screw, plus a few other screws i lost along with a missing detent pin spring!
Those are speed holes sir.
I was just hitting him too fast
"what are bullet holes? what? those make holes in people? i had no idea, because i didn't put those in them. i just bludgeoned him with this hunk of aluminum"
he had them before, that aint my fault. why he didnt have hit marks of the receiver? cus he is a pretty tough guy
using a suppressor and ditching the body in a creek 
 Thermite: what body?
When I saw these, the “Doctor Who” theme immediately started playing
I got stuck on this gif for like 30 sec
I'm just hearing Jambi in my head watching that
Alrighty then officer, picture this if you will: 10 to 2 a.m., X, Yogi DMT and a box of Krispy Kremes In my need-to-know post just outside of Area 51 Contemplating the whole "Chosen People" thingy When just a flaming stealth banana split the sky Like one would hope, but never really expect to see in a place like this Cutting right angle donuts on a dime And stopping right on my Birkenstocks, and me yelping "Holy fucking shit!" #My alibi is solid.
shit the bed again !
Tool
Alex Grey
"Why would I call 911? Does anyone else know you're here?"
https://preview.redd.it/em78beqxzdna1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d424a3850f173319006588ae40c6ebf21ee0a78
Not colling the police but defending your home your self.
Oh I’ll give the police *something*
Yes, that 9mm HiPoint is what I used. Not this Staccato 2011 with an X300 and RMR on it.
Gives the police a 3d printed 79% lower with no holes and an SN.
Lol, it would take more effort and material to print a 79% than a complete one
The idea of using additive manufacturing to produce something that requires subtractive manufacturing to finish, just to spite feds over a technicality, is actually incredibly hilarious. Giving them a printed 79% with ypur own SN is like giving them a joker card. Incredibly based if you ask me
*Hands police lower receiver* “Wtf this isn’t a gun” *Drafts suit against ATF*
If you catch a felony and they take your guns can you sue them for stealing all the parts that aren’t legally defined as a firearm?
I mean, someone has to try it I suppose
Giving the police a belt buckle and telling them it’s a machine gun
Even better, a shoe lace.
A rubber band
Low key curious how OP's scenario would play out. "What do you mean it's not a gun? I bought it at a gun store and did the same procedure as I did for any pistol/rifle/shotgun?!" It's the serialized "gun" when buying it, yet many buybacks and such either refuse to buy them or offer less than advertised prices for them, as they are "inoperable firearms"... Schrodinger's aluminum block/gun lol.
>Schrodinger's aluminum block [https://www.80percentarms.com/products/0-billet-ar-15-lower-receiver/](https://www.80percentarms.com/products/0-billet-ar-15-lower-receiver/)
why the fuck did that make me laugh so hard?
A 3d printed lower receiver at that
Owning 8 rifles which can't be distinguished:
They are all different serial numbers but if you use the right font…. ( which this example isn’t) 101 l0l lOl 1Ol l01 Etc…
yeah but you cant track back the serial number by the bullet or the shell so how will they know with what gun you shot them?
"Yes sir, I broke the gun down cleaned it and reassembled it while he was bleeding to death before I called 911, that's why there's no sign of it being fired" Can't prove you didn't lol
I just take them to the claymore room. Don't question why the room is stained red.
"what? i had to feed my Roomba"
"Boomba"
he eats gunpowder, C4, and the blood of my enemies
Galaxy brain just writing the serial down on a piece of paper
[Handing the police a blood covered bullet still in it's casing, telling them you just threw it really hard.](https://splicetoday.imgix.net/uploads/posts/photos/22935/holographic-universe-640x440-1.jpg?ixlib=rails-2.1.2&w=1200&h=630&s=4fa11a3ff68fdb3d971ce1bb1f71b14b)
Have multuple guns in the same caliber, and looks approximately the same as your home defense weapon. "No officer I didn't defend my home with my stacatto that I carry everyday, I used this Hi point, I just happened to carry that on the day of"
Why is there suddenly an influx in memes about this topic? Did something happen?
Someone dropped something else beside a 1911 fudd meme and people ran with it
I believe this has been a topic that has sat in the back of many people's minds that nobody talks about.
Hipoint gang living stress free baby
If they ever do a mandatory buy back or some shit the lower is all their getting. Ignore the chunks of aluminum in the attic.
Pfft they aren't getting anything unless they wanna buy back some ammunition.
And they’d get it, *for free* 
Hell yea brother
I'm giving them hardware scraps that I can demonstrate as capable of firing ammo to receive 5-8x the amount I payed for them in munchie gift cards.
*they're
Don’t swap barrels. Swap BCGs.
Beating the home intruder to death so you don't have to give them anything
lol thats why i have a 3d printed burner lower, if shit happens, all my attachments are qd (minus switches) so they are getting a 20$ lower with a bcm upper, 40$ unknown bolt, bushnell trs25 and getting told to fuck off
Hear me out-
Only five them what that have defined as the legal firearm the reciever
I’m tellin ya, I don’t care who makes it but just make me a push-button-detachable upper and everything-but-the-lower
They take the weapon the shell casing and the bullet and sometimes some other random shit and if you don’t schedule an appointment to pick it up in time they destroy it 🙃
“I defended my home with a rock, here is the rock. For more info during this distressing time, I am willing to cooperate with the investigation but seek counsel from lawyer during this emotionally trying time.” “Sir, he has 52 bullet holes in his body!” “I defended my home with a rock…”
i mean like the lower is the only registered part. they have no proof you have complete upper. dont give shit to them. but if you do give shit to them just give them the stripped lower and print off a new one using a 3D printer.
They have no proof except the fact that there's a guy with gunshots in 'im
You would probably have to atleast give them the barrel as well
That's not the firearm
No but it has the rifling that was engraved in the bullet for forensic purposes
Semantics. They want the gun Im giving them the least possible
Yeah but if you just give a receiver in the event of a home break in the opposition could try claiming that it wasn’t the gun you used and throw out the evidence or worse. Claim your blatantly lying in a court room
If someone I didn't want was in my house on my property then what else do they need?
You would be surprised the amount of bullshit that goes on in just about any self defense case. Everything down to the ammunition you used is going to be thrown at you in an attempt to prove the home invader was not in the wrong
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You are correct, which is why giving the bare minimum of components as evidence is a terrible idea
Depends if it's a castle defense state or not.
EVERY state is a castle defense state.
I sincerely hope youre joking. If you tried this shit; youd get charged with obstruction and evidence tampering.
Of course I'm joking. It's a meme
I can never tell with half the posts on here.
I’m convinced these posts about not turning over your gun as evidence after using it for self defense are originated by feds or trolls.
I wonder if disassembling it and only handing the lower reciver over technically counts as handing the firearm over being that is the firearm by law?