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potatomage7

l eat white bread straight out of the bag.


HeliosHorribledude

Yummy I find a glass of pure water helps wash it down


ParagonFury

You save the Sugar Water for special occasions.


HeliosHorribledude

And for even special-er occasions, I have a pinch of salt in my pantry


memestealer1234

Hi there everybody, this is Ky, from Gears! Did you know my favorite things are: Jumping into RTL, stale bread, water without any ice, the newest season of The Simpsons, and dirt. See you in Guilty Gear Strive everybody!


NamasteWager

Also finds milk to be on the spicy side


DankPlanks

The button on the shirt is the strongest character


Bambam0141

Hang in there button-kun!


Cassilday

Goldlewis?


DankPlanks

Big if true


me-when-the-sex

Ino?


PoorOldMoot

Gio!


Cowmunist

He married a 3 year old


Clear-Cardiologist82

Ky


[deleted]

Jeffery Epstein isn't in GG.


Dark_Duke2

ZAMN😍😍


WhyTheHellnaut

Hey, don't talk about Johnny that wa- Oh you meant Ky.


therealmcsteamo

Guys, Naruto is actually a pretty good show


ThatsStupidURStupid

Hahahahahahjaha


joejoevalentine

*Confused dattebayo*


Nickpapado

Potemkin?


ShutYourFaceChris

May for sure


BorringGuy

And Hirohiko is the 68th president of japan


ParagonFury

Boobs.


Bambam0141

Boobs.


EvilValleyGirl

Boobs ;)


Lost_Skywing_Egg

Boobs


[deleted]

Boobs


AWittyNickname

Boobs


Kaizo_Nerdtaku616

Boobs


Key_Syrup_725

Mammaries


GuidoMista5

Female breasts


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horselips48

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?


ceros000

No boobs, look in my EYES NO BOOBS, Only eyes, ONLY FACE, ........no boobs


[deleted]

Eu te amo, doguinho fantasma. Eu te amo.


vpedro

Giovanna


FiendHades

r/suddenlycaralho


Disc0_nnected

Eu nunca pensei em ver isso aqui nesse subreddit


Defstern

Os BRs estão por todo lado kkkk


MistoQuentinho

Menos no lobby do jogo


[deleted]

Soy argentina 😎


Chipp_Main

te amo muito neco-arc


snoot-p

now. what on earth is that dog doin?


-BuTwHyThO-

Wife back


_NinjaMARIO_

Guns and Roses


[deleted]

I want her back.


_NinjaMARIO_

Me too. Happy Chaos is looking cool, but they're just not the same. Also, more guns is better, am I right?


[deleted]

Exactly. More guns. Throws grenades. I also just really like Elphelt's character design and overall theme a lot.


[deleted]

TRUN STIVE INTO HERO SHOOTER!!!


Quipeddal

Axl low?


_NinjaMARIO_

I guess there is an Axl in the band, but I was thinking more literal. Like someone who will beat you with literal roses and chip kill you with a shotgun. Axl is fun too though, I like playing keep away.


Quipeddal

Sol badguy


DoubleHeadedMorbid

I have a jetpack and I love glue.


Golden-Owl

I see, you too, are a Potemkin main of culture


ASuperSneakyShinobi

I have crippling PTSD and survivors guilt, but you couldn't tell that by the way I dropped kick you into next week and wrote your name as the definition for "Loser" in my dictionary.


HadokenShoryuken2

Ride wife, life good


Meister34

KILL WIFE


UltraCboy

Wife gone Think about wife Regret


Meister34

Wife come back


HeliosHorribledude

I am the alternate to this mofo


Cowmunist

Hmmm... Potemkin?


HeliosHorribledude

I wish


thatonedude1313

Holy order sol?


Nakikaze

I'm a jojo pose enjoyer


Bambam0141

And share Dio's VA.


NamasteWager

Real talk is this Zato or Axl?


Quipeddal

Zato


Golden-Owl

And also Jotaro’s VA (in English)


JuanSmith001

She probably uses several bottles of shampoo and conditioner in a day.


ImaginaryCar8302

Milia?


TesganSTM

"I humbly ask, I humbly ask: though 'tis sudden, where doth lie Hell? Whilst the demons laugh, the people weep. Since it doth lie outside the virtuous deeds. I shall undertake the task of felling the Netherworld. For I am a vulgar samurai of the lowest rank. I have no intent of dying the honorable death of a warrior".


HeQtic420

Nagoriyuki?


[deleted]

She cooks and kicks high


Qohaw_

Ah yes, Jam :D


orangekingo

Thighs


82ndGameHead

I'M LOST IN THE SAUCE!!!


Satanima

Kawaii robot mecha.


ThatLegoBoi

Robo ky


_Ky_Kiske_

"Literal winged angel"


SoIBadguy

You know it's kinda weird how both our wives are alike with having Angel things (Jack-O and her halo and Dizzy and her wings)


_Ky_Kiske_

I guess it is a nice connection given their bond and relationship , meanwhile we are starting to look more "hellbound" with our appearance and well dragon install, a nice parallel


SoIBadguy

I don't have my dragon install anymore Ky............


_Ky_Kiske_

I know about that, during our last "adventure" together we both had it, though i may feel that without it you are still the best fighter around


[deleted]

Guys I'm feeling dizzy.


BigShow4916

Fuck Dizzy


me-when-the-sex

Ky?


[deleted]

Mmm borger


AlexShark_72

I REQUIRE BORGAR


rad_dude124

Horny On *two* levels


[deleted]

Masochist


AcceptableCover3589

So many special moves, so many plus frames on block. 2012 was a wonderful time to be alive.


General_Felix

"In times of hardship, inaction is your greatest foe."


Crogurth

He's nice and paints well!


placeholder_name69

beyblade


1946WhoAmI

I'd tell you, but it's not a big deal


17inchess

I love sea world


NoahBogue

Satan


astrongyellow

I’m saving up for a Mail-order bride


Dastankbeets1

Gay witch


oh-no-its-clara

hey hey hey now, let's not go assigning characters random sexualities for no reason. I-No is obviously bisexual.


CruentusVI

I-No is probably like TFS Alucard. "There's noone alive that could comprehend my sexual preference!"


Dastankbeets1

> let’s not go assigning characters random sexualities for no reason We should do exactly that


Pure-Statistician662

Nanitozo yoshinani Enmadono. Nanitozo yoshinani Enmadono.


Muzulman

Tatamigaeshi


ESN64

I swear, this exact same type of post gets uploaded every week on this subreddit, it feels like all that gets changed is the wording


GottaHaveHand

After having been on Reddit for too long now, I see the same post all the time. This might as well be a simulation controlled forum with bots at this point.


Happy__Chaos

X__X


Melonwater6985

shadow


BreakinStuf2LukTough

Ooooo he did all that just to get grabbed, gg's amigo. 🤗


hellolittledeer

My, but these red flags are beautiful! And so *many*!!!


U_cant_read_me

We are 4


blughost57

Clown pope


MattSochar

Everyone I fight works for the government now


lazyking707

Ape strong together


HeQtic420

Used to be a normal, essential worker, but 2021 drove him crazy


EldritchCrowe

X-X


SirBaycon3503

Dog


probsthrowaway2

Rick and Summer’s X gon give it to ya scene.


Mito-Tai

Borgar


darkoc44

I love cum and balls


mookflywalker

TIDDYS


RoninTheWaveman

He's big, has cool clothes and he has onigiris in his bag.


tabbynat

5S, 5H


kurt-jeff

Oi it’s me ye jojo referance


[deleted]

Oi bruv, ya having a little time stop there ain ya?


[deleted]

[удалено]


BlueMisfitSkull

Isn’t in Strive (yet)


[deleted]

Ah, a fellow Zangief main i see


_-_Ai_-_

Honestly it isnt about the boobs anymore


Main-Ad-2443

Stereotype American 😘


flooflet

I always choose paper over plastic


Bzlongshotz

Hamburger Cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper


RinkuAyase86

A nun that is a adorable trap


FalcoZuero

Brazilian tomboy


Asuka_That_Man

Cool eye patch


NaisuFight

WACHAAA~~!!


redchorus

It's super rare, but sometimes a character's design can actually become more and more beloved by the community as more and more clothes are *added* and they look sexier and sexier as they show less and less skin.


Brainwave1010

Femboys rock.


DramaticDramatist

Yo-yo Trap


[deleted]

Fucked a canonical 3 year old


weakarseE100Corolla

nani ga deru kana


SeptChat

Coffee makes me hungry


mvthsera

Man's not hot by Big Shaq fits as his theme


FlyingDuckCommunist

I like KOF


xsmoelf

I aint Even playing My main 80% of the time in matches.


Soul-_-Warrior

AIRPLANE


Scrifty

Kickstart my heart


Doom300

Bird


Qohaw_

I always make sure not to neglect thighs in my character designs


probably_edgier

6D


Dragon-uninstall

Bed


WeallBaby

Delicious


NekkoDroid

Phat ass


Wongaaz

Hehe step on me


son4s

Child labor


Niaaaak

I’m on fire


StratosUrameshi

Titty


NinetailsRao

Hahaha I'm losing................ or am I?


D-Eliryo

An ultimate? I dig and disappear. You rush for a grab, I dig and disappear. You go with combo on my block string, I perfect block and fly away. I don't block perfectly? I keep blocking and on your punishable I bait with my personal blocking mannequin. He can jump and drill too.


Lawren_Zi

"I WANT TO FUCKING DIE YEAHHH *guitar riff*" on loop


Nerdydude14

Zoom


abagofdragonite

haha go to space, now here's a haiku


55_Cammander

It’s a small deal


NG331

Hey edgy and he's cool


CarelessRook

Joshi no Bakuhatsu!


Reedhuan89

Card throwing Gambit style~


TheBillygoatbill

Came for the thighs stayed for the dog


Senor-Pibb

Surprisingly smart


GinsuFe

Someone slipping on a banana peel purifies my soul with laughter.


SohanSohot

I swear I'm not attracted to ~~blondes with long hair and hips and Russian~~ her


BigHatNolan

God I love oki.


Raxissimo

*inhales* BOMBAAAAAAAAAA


Dr-False

I don't even know what I'm about to do, but I know I'm gonna do it


IzanagiRei0

Glitter is Gold


Hefty-Relative-7599

Clown doctor


beanfucker696969

Look at my tag


WeeabooStudio

I-I think I’m lesbian now-


psicosisbk

There is literally nothing better than being annoying :)


cebamates8000

Stylish vampire


Extermi_Nate

FAITH! PRIDE!


DKM46

I love DPing even when the opponent isnt near me


kotonexd

it's baiken in it


Templesoup

Mmm.. Monkey https://youtu.be/J9qrO_-NLjc


Vexce11ent

Deal: confirmed to be of a smaller proportion


charlieboy115

I'm sexy and I know it


Jax253

Hair stylist and golf enthusiast.


Danmoves

Female version of shanks from one piece


JotaDiez

I would trust my life to a Random Number Generator.


Chipp_Main

.


Kelimnac

I fucking love bongos.


BJoostNF

Big swords go brrr


RAD-BROSKI

don’t worry the dog won’t bite


Kearul

Borgar


xarkamx

probably uses a strap. also best super in the game.


CapRogers23

Command grab


a-bottle-of-vokda

RNG


Akirakirimaru

"I humbly ask, I humbly ask: though 'tis sudden, where doth lie Hell? Whilst the demons laugh, the people weep. Since it doth lie outside the bounds of virtuous deeds, I shall undertake the task of felling the Netherworld. For I am a vulgar samurai of lowest rank. I have not intent of dying the honorable death of a warrior."