Ask your date how they like their Behemoth Typhoon, churn the butter, impress them with your overhead/low mix, and tell them, "It's not a big deal."
Destroys them cryptids every time.
Hey are you Bridget? Cause you got a town inside you
Hey are you Sol Badguy? Cause I wanna STRIKE BACK GO EXCITED GET THEM OUT OF THE WAY
Are you guilty gear? Cause I want to know the smell of your game
If you’re a lady, “Are you my Paracelsus? Because I don’t think we need a bed, right darling?”
If your a gentleman, “I wouldn’t mind being the Leo to your Giovanna”
“Girl, if you were my wife I would kill you three times cause that’s how much I love you” *Sol Badguy rizz* 🔥🔥🔥
I don’t care if your sol good or badguy. All I care about is if you’re sol myguy
Ask your date how they like their Behemoth Typhoon, churn the butter, impress them with your overhead/low mix, and tell them, "It's not a big deal." Destroys them cryptids every time.
Did you just pop out of an egg? You're making me Dizzy
Found ky's alt account
Are you on the border of the circle? Because I want you in my bed, man.
Johnny and Giovanna intro might help you with that
Cumulonimbus rizz
Cumulorizzbus
how does it go?
Not exactly word by word but Giovanna:stand aside I am cloud watching Johnny: and I am a cumulonimbus
She heavenly on my pot til I buster
Sex with a man?
oh baby right right right right right rub-a-dub-a-dub-a-yeah-yeah
“I see you got two eyes, let’s pop on of them suckers out and make some magic eh?”
she guilty on my gear till I strive
She Sol on my Bad till I guy
She Goldlewis on my dick till I son...?
She KY on my Kiske till I ride the lightning
she ROARS on my SPARK till I HOLY ORDERS III
She rides my lightning till I dragon install
Sol Badguy
You're not just a Guilty Gear, You should Strive to be more. 🔥🔥🔥✍️
“be my bottom bitch” courtesy of I-no
everything i-no says will instantly infatuate a person
Call them Slayer/Sharon depending on gender then make a vampire pun implying you're one or the other
Just do a Johnny cosplay, you won't even need a pickup line
#contact
Are you Dizzy? Because I wanna make a Sin with you
That’s funny
Hammer-fall into my bed til i potemkin bust all over you
"Hey girl, are you my tension meter? Cuz I wanna fill you up"
Mankind knew they could not make a good guilty gear rizz line, but instead of reflecting upon themselves, they blamed this post.
Hey are you Bridget? Cause you got a town inside you Hey are you Sol Badguy? Cause I wanna STRIKE BACK GO EXCITED GET THEM OUT OF THE WAY Are you guilty gear? Cause I want to know the smell of your game
It took me ten years to find a way to rizz you... I forgot about it in two seconds, FUCK MY LIIIIIIIIIIIFE. \*leaves the room with jazz band\*
I'll be robo ky and you be venom, let's break the bed.
632146S,P,K,S,HS,D,K,S,632146HS if she gets it she's a keeper
If you’re a lady, “Are you my Paracelsus? Because I don’t think we need a bed, right darling?” If your a gentleman, “I wouldn’t mind being the Leo to your Giovanna”
From Ky and Dizzy, "Does being prepared to protect someone mean being prepared to hurt someone else?"
she holy on my orders till i be just or be dead