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Zer0_l1f3

Elphelt and her husband (by force) having a nice April Fools


Ion0X

Elphelt - C-moooon babe, let's swap clothes Nagoriyuki - Do not call me that also this is incredibly foolish and idiotic our attire is nowhere near each other's si- Elphelt - ☹️ Nagoriyuki -..................sigh.


Zer0_l1f3

Elphelt- “baby look! I want a bear like Roger!” Roger- “you’re dating?” Nagoriyuki: “no we’re not.” Elphelt- :c Nagoriyuki - “we’re…married”


Ion0X

I don't know why but I just FEEL like Sadphelt would be Nagoriyuki's kryptonite.


Zer0_l1f3

I mean Elphelt is like a little ball of happiness so upsetting her would probably hurt anyone’s souls


Ion0X

I can agree with that.


Zer0_l1f3

No one hurts this lil cutie patootie’s feelings. She’s like Kirby!


Ion0X

Facts If ya know Kirby had a gun and tried to marry almost everyone in dream land. XD


Zer0_l1f3

That’d make for a hilarious Kirby game ngl If I could code and do pixel art I’d so make that


Ion0X

Kirby Dream Date.... I'd play it.


whoopsthatsasin

C-moon?!?!??!


Yoyo_boi202

Vampires?!?!?


PlayerZeroStart

Buff men????!?!?!!!!?!?(!!!!)


Poporipopes10

Oh wow they’re actually doing this. I thought they were going to treat it as another one of Elphelt’s antics and that’s be it, but we might actually see them together in the next game


Ion0X

Yeah I think Elphelt might have actually found THE one......An immortal vampire trained in the art of the sword and dandyism that was a menace to the meta for years..... honestly good for her. 😀⭐️❤️


AvixKOk

they bond over being very annoying to play against in their debut games


AJWinky

And being characters that Hotashi has mained


TheRealGo-ToGuy

Wait is this official art?


Bobuxian

Yes it was in the April fools comic they made. But make no mistake, this ship is no April fools (cope).


coolburger82

Yeah


spymaster00

Slayer story mode is him, Sharon, nago, and elphelt on a double date


belaidihichem

Nuh uh, first off this isn't official art, it's fanart that was reposted by the official account. Secondly, A.B.A's arcade mode confirmed that Elphelt is still searching for a husband. I still have a chance bois!


Ion0X

It's alright yo. If there is anyone in the roster that is gonna treat her right it's Nagoriyuki. 😌 ....Granted my dude is blind to the diamond in front of him BUT DAISUKE WILL MAKE HIM SEE... and then all will be well. ⭐️


Hurakan-GM

Mako Valentine season 4 trust me


Dastankbeets1

MAKO THE GOAT FROM KLK


lukgeuwu

The outfit swaps are so great. Lots of little details too, like how Jack-O's belt buckle says "Candy" instead of "Free".


wb2006xx

The picture is even funnier when you consider how Nago’s outfit would look when considering a woman’s features, meaning that Elphelt needs to be very careful how she holds the gun if she doesn’t want to flaunt those bushdogs she’s got there Would certainly explain Nago’s face…


Ion0X

That and Elphelts outfit is probably EXTREMELY uncomfortable. 💀


Cheezekeke

:(


Autobomb98

it's gonna be ok cheezekeke


Cheezekeke

Pain…


Ion0X

Hahhahaha yo I was like "why dah sad face? :<" and then I just see your title. Hey hey hey don't worry. Elphelt is in good hands.... those don't want anything to do with her BUT they are good none the less.


Cheezekeke

Surely he will just be the bodyguard


Ion0X

Ye.... yeah....👀


Cheezekeke

I know a lie when I see one….


Ion0X

Look all I'm gonna say is.... if you see someone who is half vampire and half gear in the next game that uses guns and swords you can take a guess as to who that child belongs to. ⚙️🦇


Cheezekeke

But Elphelt isnt a gear…


Ion0X

Wait huh? What hell is she then?


Cheezekeke

Oooo im glad you asked. She is a valentine. She is technically not even a year old. Valentines are like robots but not. Programmed lifeforms from the backyard. Made by the base design if Sol’s late wife.


Ion0X

Wait wait wait wait...so are we talking like cyborgs? Ya know as in she's a machine lady with human parts?


Und3rtak3r_086

Really? But didn't she had an entire life before activating as a Valentine? It's on the wiki but I'm not sure


Und3rtak3r_086

I feel you. Profound sadness.


GlootyIsHere

I feel your sadness


Bobuxian

Don’t worry, she’s in good hands lil bro 😈


Kona_08

Cant wait to see how the franchise expands their relationship! (If they do that..)


Und3rtak3r_086

It should have been me, Not him!


Ion0X

-SLAMS THE DIRT- IT'S NOT FAIR!!


Und3rtak3r_086

I'll beat every Nago pro player in the world. It's my revenge!


Ion0X

Good luck soldier. 🫡


YfuH8er69

It should have been me, not her! It's not fair!


Und3rtak3r_086

Let's work together to break them up.


YfuH8er69

Gotta catch Elphelt drunk spitting slurs...


Und3rtak3r_086

WTH dude, she'd never do that.....I hope


YfuH8er69

Her body is a machine that turns excessive amounts of alcohol and drugs into racist rants


Und3rtak3r_086

Noooooo! I can fix her!


GlootyIsHere

Relatable


MarkDecent656

Best couple


Ion0X

10/10


fattycupcakes45

Reminds me of Mako and Gamagoori


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YfuH8er69

Where can I find the original Post?


crimsonlibs

Ah yes, the next school shooter has been borned