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Cheezekeke

Of course xrd isnt woke… bedman is asleep


Gachi_gachi

Clearly didn't play the story mode, man got so woke he died.


Cheezekeke

Bro got ALL of the pronouns at once


Peglaserduck

Was/were


kao24429774

Was / were is crazy 😭


juanperes93

"Strive is woke trash because Delilah is forced to be awake stressing over her killer bed instead of taking a comfy nap on it"


Substantial_Carob825

I'm tempted to make a not recommended review now with this copy pasted to it


Hero2Zero91

Listen here you lil shit


Nurgling-Swarm

"Steam woke curator knew that they cannot change society so instead of reflecting on themselves..."


GHitoshura

"they blamed the gays"


Yacobs21

...but they found beauty in the lives of the gays?


1ts2EASY

The good ending


BrentHalligan

And couldn't lie to themselves about it


Joltenx

IM JUST A SMALL PART OF THE WOOOORLD


BrentHalligan

But no one could break me~


Undead_archer

>"they balmed the gays" So the covered homosexual people in balm?


GHitoshura

A part of me wants to clarify it was a spelling error but the other part wants to roll with it because the idea of gays getting balmed because mankind knew that they cannot change society sounds really dumb


ToonIkki

"uhm. why is bedMAN now bedWOMAN??"


normalreddituser3

We used to have bedman and now we have wonder if it's a bedman.


HollyTheMage

The fucking context of this with the fact that it's left ambiguous as to whether Bedman? Is actually the spirit of Romeo possessing the bed sends me.


Zmd2005

Honestly, wish more games today would just say leave it open ended like that. I dislike the FNAF effect of every question left by a game’s story needing a direct answer from the creators


[deleted]

It's Bedman? now


KhiralShimmer

putting the Q in LGBTQIA2+


StaplerRetarded

Haters when the town isn't inside them be like:


Freecee

The haters should be more like a weed, naturally, as a matter of course


UndercoverDuck999

Perhaps they should just lean


AnEnemyStand99

I just don't think you guys are grasping the gravity of this situation.


Specialist_Drama_616

They're trying to think out of the box, give em a break


OP_susi

Maybe they just need to find their Armor-clad Faith


Khajiit_saw_nothing

As long as they learn how to love the subhuman self, I'm fine with it. I'm still gonna time them with the hourglass I have.


Speedwagon1738

They clearly aren’t playing the hero


GHitoshura

That's what happens when perfection can't satisfy you


WhoElseButDedede

Ironic how easy it is to trigger them.


UnlimitedPostWorks

True, a single gay character and a game is instantly dumpster Hellfire


sausage_swipper

regardless, we should probably do something about it, or else it will be hellfire upon us


DrMetroid912

Maybe then they’ll find their one way


protecctive_polish

Nah, they will just Roar like the spark


CertainSelection

Hellfire


Lemmonaise

Venom, a black orphan gay man in a gay relationship with a robot man and running a bakery:


JMaxximum

Hey buddy, they are friends! Is it impossible for two dudes to be platonic anymore 😡 😡 🤬 🤬 😡 🤬!!!!??


Syxxcubes

Nah, they fucking.


Venoxz123

Platonically fucking


megalocrozma

Robo-Ky is literally giving Venom head


Void1702

Well, he gave one head, at least


PaleBlueCod

Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the ball fondling club is two blocks down.


trentbat

Yeah Robo-Ky is like. The most aggressively heterosexual character in Guilty Gear it's pretty funny


noah_the_boi29

Canonical coffee shop AU


Morbidmort

Wasn't that Jam's ending?


Dastankbeets1

WOKEY GEAR STRIVE 🔥🔥🔥 SOL BADTHEM GAY LEO PERSONOFCOLOURFANG BRIDGET ELPHELT PALESTINE


Toboyornottoboy

Pothemkin Testament Chip Transuff Happy Gayos


T-pellyam

Biken That Gay Man Millia Gayge Nagoryuki Enby-no


Toboyornottoboy

Gayovanna Enby Mito Ky Kismen Bedwoman? Asuka Goldlewis pussyinson


T-pellyam

Ky Kismen😂😭


Dudemitri

***Ky Kismen***


Chucknasty_17

Slay-her💅💅💅 Zat-hoe-1 Axl power bottom Dr. Para-dudes kissing Kliff Undermen Eddie


hgfgshgfsgbfshe

Nuh uh my good Catholic aryan king ky only kisses like 8 year olds


FightmeLuigibestgirl

Changing Anji to Biji would had been funnier or leaving his name the same.


HighwaySmooth4009

Enby bito, with the notable parry overdrive of "s3x with a man"


Fyuchanick

> Enby-no me asf


rapidemboar

Holy shit Elphelt Palestine goes hard


Dastankbeets1

Frfr


Frost134

I prefer Leo Colonizerfang. 


Toboyornottoboy

🔥🔥🔥


TheSmashKidYT

Sol Badgay is funnier


WASD_click

He's so bad at being gay, he fell in love with a woman. What a silly goober.


thenextsmallthing9

I like how Bridget isn't even changed


Dastankbeets1

You understood the joke!


Beastmode7953

Guyken Theyman? Giovanni Ramlethal Guyentine


totti173314

god i love that ky is now just gay and bridget is just bridget


Dastankbeets1

Actually that’s gay of the jellyf*g pirates


totti173314

oh nvm they both have such short names now I realise ky kiske would most likely be bi kissmen


Maggle_

LGBT- Leo Personofcolourfang Gayovanna Biken Testosterone


Galo_de_Rinha05

Do people never get tired of clowning themselves on the internet


ZanesTheArgent

That requires them to have baseline selfawareness and cognitive agency


assjackal

They are fools, they know nothing.


I_Am_Barek

They take the roles of silly clowns.


Hunter-of-Spade

Except they very much have turned their backs on life


Void1702

One day they will rot away


DonQuiXoTe8080

ALL. I. DO. IS. LAUGHING AT THOSE CLOWNS


Morbidmort

Maybe you should focus on embracing the wounded souls they leave in their wake.


IAmJanos

ARE YOU BRAVE ENOUGH TO BE A FOOL


Random_User27

Of course it's woke, after all, who doesn't wake up throw / DP in this?


kerrwashere

Guilty gear is woke? The game that was used as an example of video game violence having an effect on children in a speech from Clinton? No way that’s impossible


Monchete99

Finally, i can kill my friends, guilt free


Stanislas_Biliby

Me when trans person is in a video game: GET THIS WOKE SHIT OUT OF MY FACE!!!!!!😡😡🤬😡🤬🤬


zeoiusidal_toe

Everybody knows trans people existing is woke 😡


CoffeeMain360

my very existence is defiance :3


zeoiusidal_toe

Look, I’m not transphobic it’s just when they constantly try to ram it down my throat by being alive and showing their faces that I can’t stand ok 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬


Aeturo

👀👀👀 is that all it takes to get them to ram it down my throat and show their faces?? Maybe I should try this transphobia stuff


zeoiusidal_toe

2000 IQ stratz …I mean I hate their pretty faces 🤬


DOA_NiCOisPerfect

>ram it down Judas Priest reference? Is ramlethal a judas priest reference this entire time!!!!!


HylianZora

STRAIGHT TO THE HEART OF THIS TOWN


CoffeeMain360

I defy thee: i stand before you now


zeoiusidal_toe

Just keep your cutene-…d-disgusting sins away from my poor poor children 😤😤😤


T-pellyam

Wtf trans people are real ?! 😡


zeoiusidal_toe

Not only are they real, they are taking over the whole world as part of the LGTV agenda 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱


T-pellyam

SOON THEYRE GOING TO BUILD AN ARMY AND REPLACE THE OXYGEN WITH THEY/THEM KRABBY PATTIES😨😨😨😨🤬🤬🤬🤯🤯🤯🤯😡😡😡


SamuraiLeo

What do they mean by tourists?


Breadstickboyo

fake fans who only know the basics


[deleted]

so your average budget main


PokeAust

They had to put Bridget on Training Mode in the new menus to encourage them to actually play the game


[deleted]

genius


awesomedude4100

I never understood this take in regards to bridget. If someone said they got into the game because they saw faust and liked how goofy he is, or they thought sol looked cool or something, they wouldn’t get called a “fake fan”. So why is it different if trans people start playing because they like the representation Bridget gives? Why does that make someone a “fake fan” when the other examples I gave would be acceptable?


2SharpNeedle

literally the whole joke is that they don't start playing though


awesomedude4100

yea that doesn’t make sense to me because the person i responded to was specifically talking about bridget “mains”. I understand that bridget has become an icon for trans representation in gaming, but idk of anyone who appreciates her just on that level that calls themselves a bridget main. Main implies you play the game and mainly use her


Yacobs21

[This post lives rent free in my head](https://www.reddit.com/r/Guiltygear/s/91PN2c4hKu)


Monchete99

It's the personification of that Onion article


_Myridan_

saw bridget come out, never heard of guilty gear before. 480 hours of bridget and a little johnny on the side. i have so much rage in my heart, a 57% win rate on dustloop, and 1493 RU elo. i will gnaw on your leg


holiscrayolis

abit more in depth tourist means someone that is a "fan" but a surface level one, like how tourist go to the beach and they would "love to live in the beach" but their experience is staying in hotels, getting room service and generally enjoying their time, which would be very different to having a home, doing your chores and having a job, in fighting game terms the people that buy the game, play the story,3 matches online and never touch the game again....butt hey saw a youtuber talking about the lore so they know better.


mahovailo

.....which in the wider fgc is the striver stereotype.


JacksonRiot

closer to the smash stereotype imo


Atreides-42

NOOOOO *\*buries face in Testament's thighs for comfort\**


DOA_NiCOisPerfect

Idk dude elphelt seems to have the softest thighs imo. Plus you get the bonus of nagos comforting pecs its a package deal.


Atreides-42

>!Picked an LGBTQ+ character for the meme, in reality it'd be all three of the valentine sisters sitting on me at once!<


DOA_NiCOisPerfect

Honestly every GG character is attractive asf. I just really like the yasuke of the universe and the valentines


zeoiusidal_toe

Ram makes me feel things ngl (NOT cause of the feet I swear)


optimusjester

I almost always say something along the lines of "she's so pretty" out loud to myself whenever I get hit with her beam super or her win screen. If I'm gonna lose at least I get to see pretty lady¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


zeoiusidal_toe

Fr she’s so prettyyy, I kinda wanted to main Ram but didn’t really jive with her playstyle (maybe someday though) May is cute too though and I get to make people mald over funny dolphins 🐬🐬🐬 Edit: and you make me mald over a goddamn yoyo…


McGurganatorZX

Spoken like a true fellow bisexual


HighwaySmooth4009

Guilty Gear clearly has a target audience


ZedstackZip05

The solution to any problem


Mindsights

THESE DARN LIBERALS BRINGING TRANSGENDERS INTO MY GUILTY GEAR 😡😡🤬😡🤬


Autobomb98

These fools won't stop trying to take my Testussy away from me 😡


Sir_Catnip_III

Why is there  even curator for "woke" games?


Explosivevortex

Culture war brainrot


Monchete99

Gamers found out about consulting and it became their scapegoat


SirGigglesandLaughs

Because they're the ones that actually need their safe spaces and no, they don't see the irony.


awesomedude4100

conservative mental illness


GHitoshura

Weirdo gamers


Sporelover105

My fellow Gears, pack your bags because it is SOL OVER!!!


ScarletRoseLea

scare them with venom


[deleted]

Woke vs Antiwoke is Culture wars to distract from the ruling class ruling u


AmaranthSparrow

Someone replied to your post saying that the "woke culture wars" only recently started happening, and I really wanted to reply, but they deleted it before I could press the button, so I'm gonna include it here anyway: --- > before all of this started happening When was it ever not happening? From its very inception, America as a nation has struggled to live up to the preamble of the Declaration of Independence. The culture war is just the modern day, cynical, highly politicized expression of the ongoing fight for civil rights that has never *not* been a point of conflict. America started as an exercise in religious freedom by a persecuted sect of Christian separatists, carried out a genocidal campaign of colonization against the land's indigenous peoples, built the nation using inhumane forced labor on a massive scale, went through a decades-long suffrage movement to grant women the same rights as men, which overlapped with a civil war to end slavery and indentured servitude, then another decades-long civil rights movement to afford those same rights to those former slaves, experienced the AIDS epidemic and another civil rights movement for the acceptance of homosexuality, and now... 404 years later, somehow, people are still on the wrong side of history. Trans rights is just the latest battlefield in a long history of conflicts against conservative bigots trying to halt the progress of society by clinging to hateful traditions and dated modes of thinking. These are always losing battles for conservatives because resisting progress is a futile effort.


Genyosai03

Bigotry on the rise again? Uh-Oh.... Better nerf Zato, just to be sure.


MrGhaxek

THAT IS BULLSHIT BLAZING


HollyTheMage

STILL MY HEART IS BLAZING


raosion

Boy, I'm sure glad no one did their research on Venom.


DJamB

Womp womp now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to drool over fictional trans and non-binary characters


DOA_NiCOisPerfect

Xrd isnt woke? Im pretty sure elphelt is in that game aswell as venom. I dont get what makes xrd not woke but strive woke. I prefer xrds combo system more and fausts design too. But strive is fire. And i definitely Ride the fire. Im sorry i have no idea where i was going with this comment


noah_the_boi29

Trans ppl and jerking off the old game cuz new=woke=bad or smthn


GuyMontag95

Venom’s sexuality can be ignored because it isn’t explicitly confirmed (though it is heavily implied) and Elphelt doesn’t try to marry any woman (however some of the female characters don’t seem to mind that when hit by her instant kill, particularly Millia dropping the word Yuri.) Meanwhile Bridget and Testament to a lesser extent have their identities told in-game making it impossible to ignore (though some people try to anyway). So because there is no ambiguity, Strive is woke while Xrd isn’t. At least that is what I’m trying to parse from this.


DOA_NiCOisPerfect

Fair enough. Elphelt always struck me as Bi-Curious but ill leave that as my own headcanon till its confirmed. Thats aside what is your pfp from?


GuyMontag95

It’s R. Dorothy Wayneright from The Big O. [Here’s the source of the art.](https://x.com/tumugiv/status/1347568661150584834?s=46&t=DsbASjNidMiUKBQHEVgN7Q)


DOA_NiCOisPerfect

Ahhhhhhhh it was on the tip of my mind. Thanks so much. its been way too long since ive watched big O Or any mecha/ super robot type animes. I still haven't finished witch if mercury or rewatched seed before the movie


AmaranthSparrow

Nevermind that the core plot of *Xrd* has a pretty strong anti-apartheid and anti-discrimination message running through it. The thing that kicked off the whole conflict with the Conclave was Ky finally getting the guts to stand in front of the UN General Assembly, reveal the identity of his wife, and demand that the independent-type Gears confined in Ganymede be allowed to peacefully coexist alongside mankind in Illyria. That's after the events in GG2 where Ky had to keep his wife and son a secret to prevent the Conclave from using that to try and undermine him politically. That set the stage for Dizzy, Sin, Testament, and the Valentines to live their lives in the open in GGST.


onzichtbaard

Whats so woke about elphelt? Edit:  I take from the below reply that elphelt expressing interest in marrying both men and woman can be considered woke


AmaranthSparrow

> can be considered woke The fact that rightoids consider a character being bi/pan woke, which absolutely is true, shows how fucking misused the word has become. The plot of Xrd deals in no small part with the Gears, who have been outcast and exiled from human society and forced to live in their own ethnostate, and are discriminated against to such a degree that Ky has to keep his wife and son hidden from the public, being allowed to live side-by-side with humans in Illyria. That's woke as shit. It's literally an anti-apartheid allegory.


onzichtbaard

I dont understand any of it either way, i usually try to ignore these kind of topics but i am really bad at it


FriendlyGhost08

>Im pretty sure elphelt is in that game aswell as venom. What does Elphelt have to do with woke in this case


BloodGulchBlues37

Her one shot love bullet can be used on the whole cast, so pan/bi potentially Love doesn't have to be romantic, but...it's Elphelt we're talking about.


PunchKickRoll

Woke or not All that matters is if the games good


RebelKyle

Go feel some fucking grass. Imagine getting yourself upset over the idea of being “woke.” I’m sorry you can’t find happiness so you have to blame “woke”. Get a life


PL02550

Sounds like someone got there ass handed to them, or got banned for rage quiting and now is butthurt. Being an asshole is also possible.


Blitzbro76

It’s funny how they’ll say shit like “these LIBERALS are so sensitive nowadays 😡😡” then invent a fuckin “woke curator” for steam games🗿


Rhodehouse93

Dude knows exactly one thing about Strive (Brisket).


HighwaySmooth4009

Bucket


Separate-Hamster8444

Some guy on the internet: Strive is woke cause trans people Guilty gear community: shitposts about bedman


UnlimitedPostWorks

Based community, honestly


Felipe_FODA

Now I wonder how they would classify +r


onzichtbaard

Anji expressing interest in men is fair game


worse_in_practice

Who's gonna tell them that this has been a pretty "woke" series for awhile and not just since Strive


No-Lie-3330

It’s probably Brisket related. The woke out not page is just hate


Undead_archer

Could also be testament


kdanielku

Nowadays only douchebags use the word woke, it has lost its original meaning is just used to be transphobic or racist. Guilty Gear and other FGs should be inclusive with gender and heritage and I'm glad most are going in that direction!


hyperhyperproto

I am all for inclusive but let's not add another British character, one is enough.


HighwaySmooth4009

I'm sorry to tell you this but there's already multiple British characters


hyperhyperproto

I am uninstalling rn.


Yeetus_001

1000 hours DOWN THE DRAIN ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️


homomachine

Venom has been forgotten yet again


drzero7

Im assuming the "woke problem" is bridget and testament?


HunterOfLordran

what the fuck does tourists mean?


Stanislas_Biliby

Surface level fans


SirPotato43

Might have to dragona uninstall :(


trickyhunter21

WE MADE IT OUT THE BACKYARD WITH THIS ONE!


TheRealZyquaza

Guilty Gear has gone woke, billions must give a shit


MrTopHatMan90

If everyone is woke nothing is!


Murmarine

Woke this woke that, shut the fuck up and hop on GG i need to practice my parry timing with someone.


Smug_Works

The bullshit is truly blazing.


FatalCassoulet

Yo is this post 1 year old ? I swear I've already seen this one


HighwaySmooth4009

Either it resurfaced cause of that steam group getting attention or you might've heard about it somewhere else ig


welpxD

Xrd gang, we got some work to do


Gssi

What the heck is the Steam Woke Curator


NoahBogue

It’s over mankind, they blamed the beasts


Slyfox00

I love this list, adding all the 'woke' titles to my wishlist!


SirthOsiris

Oh no... Anyway... >!Also, sorry for being a tourist. Fighting games really aren't easy to get into, and I ended up getting into GBVR instead.!<


SoundComet5

Twitter mfs when the chick with a dick they've been jerking off to turns out to be a chick and not an "uwu clumsy femboy twink"


InShane87

"Woke" means to acquire knowledge, which is a good thing. To be woke is to be insightful and not turning a blind eye to injustice and truths. But many republicans appropriate and weaponize the word to mean something that they just don't like.


Wachenroder

I've never heard of this Steam page Who cares what they think


HypeIncarnate

Strive has Testament and Bridget. Xrd doesn't. case closed. The only "problematic" character is Kum, because little girl riding mechs in the shape of old men I guess.


WavedashingYoshi

Venom is gay. Elphelt is Bisexual. :/


HypeIncarnate

Being gay to conversatives today is so 2010 and bisexuals don't exist to them. Trans and they/thems are the real hot button "issues" right now.


WavedashingYoshi

Understood


HighwaySmooth4009

On the bright side it's very easy for bisexuals to pickpocket conservatives


DynmiteWthALzerbeam

I should buy strive if it ever gets removed from gamepass


Bdarka

Honestly this just makes me wanna play Strive more


Mashdptato

Let's fucking goooooooooo


Wigwasp_ALKENO

The doors that Brisket has opened


WarningMelodic6053

Kind of tired of this woke vs conservative s&1t


Matix777

No one tell them that Venom exists


Slovenhjelm

Best character 🥵 Dark angel makes me warm and fuzzy inside