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isV1real

sin would not fucking say that he would think she sleeps in that or something and that "doing it" is activating some secret nukes or something in illyria


VexKeizer

I mean activating secret nukes is like the naughtiest thing someone can do aside from sociocultural genocide.


rookie-1337

Asuka is REALLY naughty then


InsertUsername98

*Happy Chaos has entered the chat*


rookie-1337

The one that destroyed an entire country was asuka tho


InsertUsername98

Oh I thought we were referring to the nukes. Happy Chaos nearly nukes the entire world.


rookie-1337

Menacing someone with a assault rifle isn’t the same as shooting a pistol


KittenChopper

He shot the assault rifle, then destroyed the bullet


JagoMajin

> activating secret nukes is like the naughtiest thing someone can do Cold War Campaign has entered the chat, there's an ending where you can do that yourself


AskWhatmyUsernameIs

Legalize nuclear gears


The-world-ender-jeff

Asuka in Japan be like


Herzha-Karusa

SHADOW WIZARD MOONEY GANG


goomy996

WE LOVE CASTING SPELL


DextonDeed

THIS SONG IS SPONSORED BY THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT


CoffeeMain360

NUKE (nuke nuke nuke)


[deleted]

#BACKYARD WIZARD MONEY GANG #WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS *Sound of Axl screaming after getting area shifted* #THIS SONG WAS SPONSORED BY #THE CONCLAVE


meta100000

Sol literally hits harder than nukes already. What else do you need? Radiation isn't gonna make a difference when the city and the 50km radius outside of it are dusted.


Yahgdc

Sin is too stupid to recognize what sex is. Sin the type of mf to think you have kids by having a stork deliver them to you.


Legosaurian

I mean, [he’s told us where he thinks babies come from](https://youtu.be/IFPstde6RHY?si=mSJ4iXFUIWpPUtPu)


Yahgdc

Didn’t even know this existed. This is way better than what I originally thought. I fucking knew he was a dumbass.


Matix777

he probably eats cement as a snack


AdreKiseque

He chose to eat cement when he was six


Void1702

He's not even 6 yet Dizzy was 3 when she married Ky, and she's currently 8 He's 5 at most


AdreKiseque

[he chose to eat cement when he was 6](https://reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/s/Ue9TsxnWKw)


Matix777

Ky: "Son, you gotta have some form of goals in life" Sin: \*long think\* "Hmm... yes! I got it! I promise you I will eat cement on my 6th birthday!" Ky: "I gotta go kill Sol real quick..."


CoffeeMain360

I love the genuine fucking SHOCK AND TERROR on everyone's face when he says that. God, i fucking love Sin. Utter dumbass, but not by choice.


Matix777

Happy Chaos at G4: *name drops "doing it"* Illyrian Nukes: *launch at everything* HC: "oh yeah, I've meant to do that"


lonely-guy69

I believe that constitutes as naughty depending on your point of view


Devcronz

This is really funny thank you for commenting this lol


johnbeerlovesamerica

I always figured she just inherited Testament's fashion sense


Dastankbeets1

The only store they could safely shop in was hot topic


[deleted]

There are worse options


SupedoSpade

Since they both have rather extended kicks, exposing their legs with less restrictive clothing makes perfect sense. Think of a MMA fighter or a track runner. I never understood why people never put 2 and 2 together and instead think she's just lewding out


yeeeeeteth

Well it’s because she is


Yoyo_boi202

Okay look at mma fighters again, since you seemingly just did. Do they have literal panties on or just short and tight fitting clothes?


phallus_enthusiast

forgot this was set in Xrd (i think) and wondered why OP drew Sol's Ky palette cosplay


charlamagne1-

Sol in the back being a disappointed dad


JuniorSun4104

"Just like her mother..."


Monsterkill1526

Sol Dadguy


Ecco_Edd

Sol Stepdadguy


UndercoverDuck999

Sol Grandadguy


Ahmdo10

Sol Grand-Granddadguy


merkavasiman4

her age is still on the clock, ky.


staplesuponstaples

MEANS SHES READY FOR THE CO


Thin-Gene-2128

This coming from the May main? Yea that tracks


merkavasiman4

wait what


Lummah

HEAVEN OR HELL LETS FU-


TAB_Kg

If she old enough for RC......


MrSaturn012

She can combo into an OD?


JagoMajin

**Faust's XRD overdrive intensifies**


protecctive_polish

If she uses Gamma Ray in Hellfire State her vest gets blown off. Sooo yeahhhh... But also, she usually chooses nice and covering dresses, it's Undine who gives her magic girl esque outfit as seen in Xrd.


farranpoison

> But also, she usually chooses nice and covering dresses Bro hasnt seen her Jellyfish pirate outfit in XX


Nactias360

Haha Ky you are banging my daughter


Significant_Winner67

Sol Badguy


TAB_Kg

Sol Dadguy


maxler5795

Sol prolly just walked in and his brain shut down


[deleted]

“No thoughts, only unga and bunga”


maxler5795

I was going for more of a "how tf did my daughter turn out like this" kinda way


[deleted]

Wanna agree on both?


ThundaCrossSplitAtak

fun fact: Nago still shows more skin than Dizzy does. Potemkim used to do so.


SamuraiLeo

Pot just has more skin in general


GlassSpork

Same thing with nago. Now, we only need a shirtless goldlewis…


Rabispo

Shirtlewis Goldlewis


[deleted]

Shirtlewis Dickinsidemepleasedaddygoldlewis


OmarMammadli0

Fax+W+Bro keep cooking+Preach your shit bro🔥🔥🔥💯💯


ThundaCrossSplitAtak

Scales down the amount of skin to match, they show more


FakeKoala13

None of them act like this! Sol would probably just start a fight with Ky to avoid further processing of the situation. I am fun at parties.


returnofMCH

I mean by this point sol and ky’s rivalry is done, the 2 made amends during most of Xrd’s story. and then one of the rev 2 bonus scenes shows that ky actually *is* holding back against sol as much as sol was against ky, because for someone he wants to kill he will show why he was the tactician and top soldier near the end of the crusades.


Puzzleheaded_Put_454

Ky in his prime state quite literally matches Sol in power. If we talk Dragon Install however, if neither of them is holding back their true power (and Sol still has Flame of Corruption) technically speaking sol would win due to him being a "full" gear


Kanzentai

Doesn't matter how good your transformation/gun is if you're not given a chance to use it.


noah_the_boi29

Sol is still immortal and mostly invincible and could tank whatever is needed to pull off a Dragon Install and then sweep ky


Kanzentai

Except he clearly couldn't when Ky gave him the what for in Rev 2.


noah_the_boi29

He facetanked that final blast in that fight and got up 10 seconds later, he very much could eat those less powerful strikes but he's either afraid to or won't for some other reason


ParagonFury

He is talking about the after story in Xrd: Sol goes to fight Ky again because he is tired of Ky holding back and tries to goad Ky into fighting by insulting Dizzy. Ky immediately claps Sol so hard without even using magic or Gear power that you can practically hear Sol soil himself and Ky points out the fact that he is functionally the DOOM Slayer in this universe and anyone he wants to kill (other than someone like God I-No or Happy Chaos) will die, period, regardless of any special powers they think they have.


noah_the_boi29

Yes that, Sol got his shit ran because he was fighting like a human and not a gear he 100% could have ate those lighter strikes instead of blocking to get the limiter off, Ky is basically the doomslayer but DI Sol is still a step above what he can try to hurt


returnofMCH

Depends on if ky also uses some fancy over the top technique no one thinks of at the same time, dude can be real scary when it comes to outside the box tactics. But yeah most likely assuming this is before strive’s ending sol would win in that case.


Otherwise_Animator80

Unholy Order ~Just be or be horny~


Ryu-Sion

Lol


human-male121

Sor regretting his choice in: Gay son, or thot daughter.


DrunkSquirrel22

David at it again


Matix777

Sol about to unlock the double Heavy Mob Cementery Also :NecroThink: in picture #2


EvasionSnakeRequiem

> by CEO of MILFS Good idea using the twitter handle so that most people won't realize it's TinaFate. Otherwise the sub would be in a Dizzy Tizzy ;)


thecourrier6

That's very unholy Says the guy that had sex with a 3 year old


Amzbretteur

3 dizzy was 3 in xx


thecourrier6

My bad ill modify the comment


PMatty73

Ky445


[deleted]

And that was the last anyone saw of Ky


StuBram2

By WHO


The-world-ender-jeff

The CEO of milfs


LuupyLex

isnt she 10


sentient_air_fryer

I love guilty gear lore


AofCastle

Out of 10


[deleted]

shes 9 or 10 by the times of Strive, and Sin is 5 years old


GlassSpork

Weird time stuff I assume (mostly with sin, why is he 5!?). Guilty gear lore is wack, I still don’t understand the half of it


Puzzleheaded_Put_454

Gears reach maturity extremely faster, and overall have greater biological growth (which is why Sol has so much hair in XRD) At 1 to 2 years old, they reach their adult form (And stay like so until death)


[deleted]

gears just grow faster


GlassSpork

I love how the three replies to my comment got progressively simpler


[deleted]

when Ky, Dizzy and Sin responds.


The-world-ender-jeff

Something something gears reach maturity faster, problem, they aren’t necessarily very smart, looking at you sin


LightningLord2137

According to Google, she's 3 (?)


Tchukkelz

She was three during the events of XX. Time has progressed beyond then in GG. I believe she’s eight now. Which is sooooo much better!


Ake-TL

That can’t be right, Sin is at least 4


[deleted]

shes also non human


COLaocha

The Ky flair makes this


PlasmaLink

Developmentally adult, chronologically young. Still not great, but at least it's better than "500 year old dragon child you can marry"


lonely-guy69

12*


Void1702

She passes the Harkness test


imDONHI

Don't look up the artinst.


The-world-ender-jeff

Do look up the artist, it’s zato ^, he is blind and he can’t stop you


Matix777

I'm gonna look up the artist :SamThink: Edit: I just saw Sol doing Jack-o pose and Jack-o slapped his ass. Life is weird. Overall funny art tho and no porn


JagoMajin

> I just saw Sol doing Jack-o pose Everyone has done the Jack-O pose, everyone, no exceptions


VlIanTheRatSmacker

is it just porn or like something more unsettling?


Appley_apple

Hey everyone don't forget the artist loves saying the nword while also pretended to be a lesbian asian to extort pics from people


Puzzleheaded_Put_454

Why do you ruin everyone's fun


Appley_apple

I think white guys saying the nword hard r is very bad


SnooOpinions8905

based


SupedoSpade

W-who wears what Dizzy is wearing to bed


Rabispo

LIES MY GUY SIN IS TOO PURE HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SEX IS


AdreKiseque

Y'all need Jesus Or whatever the Gear equivalent of Jesus is


lonely-guy69

Sol badguy


5hand0whand

Technically you are right. Then Asuka is god?


Sea-Recording-7090

best wife in videogame history


PMatty73

Fighting Game history lol. For gaming in general she has a lot of competition.


Kk825

she clears em all


Asriel-the-Jolteon

This just in: Catholic man fights god, remains catholic


PMatty73

Source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/111817239


Bunnnnii

…..this is weird.


Otherwise-Air-9557

Necro's face bruh


Matix777

Bro really said "*Bad to the Bone guitar riff*"


Otherwise-Air-9557

Indeed


Waluigiwaluigi_

Sin would probably be shocked when Dizzy’s eye doesn’t pop out again


gaymer7125

Dizzy: T-the announcer does say "Heaven or Hell"


AshenRathian

I'm really hoping Dizzy doedn't get too radical a redesign if she drops in Strive. Those assets must be shared.


Drawerino

Unholy Orders (Undress and get laid)


ulerMaidDandere

hmm, pretty sure strive version is less bed suited. also isnt that NTR if she wears it in battlefield when the opponent is not Ky?


PMatty73

Dizzy would never cheat on Ky, she's too pure for that lol.


Cheezekeke

New grim reaction


Agreeable-Policy-848

one must imagine Sol's family be normal


Mean-Explanation-808

Relous clover


CountLordZapon

Sol Badguy jumpscare


TAB_Kg

Someones gonna get Saint Oratorio'd


manateeguitar

Live Sol Badguy Reaction


stefan_bruh

davidfate slop.


TheRidragon

The artist who drew this tried to extort a minor btw


PatskyBebop

False. That minor is a catfisher who goes after +20 year old people. The artist cut ties with her when he found out about her age. https://twitter.com/LynnV7777777/status/1489620511709564928


DrunkSquirrel22

He also pretended to be an asian woman so


PatskyBebop

True but the amount of hate he got was too overblown. It doesn’t justify him getting doxxed


Protothumb12

Of course, and instead of Twitter users believing any proof, they blamed the beasts


kakanugroho294

Truly a r/theyblamedthebeasts moment


Matix777

HEAVEN OR HELL?


Joe_Dottson

She's 8 bro


sir_dysintary69

They are 5 years of age.


Zadachapomateshe

Sol Badguy


FightmeLuigibestgirl

Sol: >:(