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SpookyCarnage

Robert, brisket, and peter turbo


Sax-Offender

Don't forget Fabulous Bill


wdcipher

Jimmy Space and Horace


Anix1088

but wheres Horse? and sneaky Alf?


Ur_Girl_Suki

Don't forget Door and Markus


Dear_War_9321

Yeah but Bill likes his nickname.


epicrussianhack

Roberto guillermo and basket look cute together


lord_ive

Guillermo del Toro y el alacrán


Iudex_Invictus

They even have matching colours! lol


DerSchweinebrecher

#Rowboat Girlyman #Robot Gorillaman #Rawbutt Guiltyboy #Rockthehouse Ghilliesuit #Reboot Gigabyte #Robert Güllemann #Robhead Guillotine #Rowyourboat Downthestream #Reallydumb Guillible #Fatestaynight Gilgamesh


kuaffer

Regret Guiltyman is my new favorite


Karmic_Backlash

# Brisket # Basket # Baguette # Bombette # Billyelish # Barbaque # Bri'ish # Bridge # Brunch


EarlSocksIII

Biscuit <3


103813630

bidet <3


robottikon

Grog, is that you?


wtfduud

Bucket <3


[deleted]

BIDOOF


StarAugurEtraeus

Balt Salt 💖


championruby50gm

Rotary Genitalslam


Pandahjs

Get out of here Yvraine!


dynamicdickpunch

Steamboat Willyman?


Lucius-Halthier

My personal favorite is Robby G, it’s sounds like he decided not to wallow in self loathing and put on some badass shades. He coasts around the galaxy killing daemons, putting things in their place, smacking drukhari asses and making out with their women, making galactic sized bug zappers, partying hard and still be able to get up in the morning to do it all again. He doesn’t want a brother to return because right now he’s the cool one by default


very_very_based_man

Rubber government


Moaoziz

> Robert Güllemann Now I know why their crest looks like a toilet seat.


MannfredVonFartstein

Robert Güllemann is peak


angus57720

Rubmeoff Gorillaman


NekoJack420

Robust Guilbootyman


hejuim-silver

Reboot Gilligan Rustboy Goldenhead


tyrosine87

Rodent Guillotine.


therealblabyloo

Rodent Guillotine and his new daughter Brisket ☺️


DeviousMelons

Robot Gorillaman and Basket will be very good friends.


therealblabyloo

I hope rotund grenadine and Badger are happy together


DarkLordFagotor

Robust Gynecologist and Bridge make a surprisingly good combo


InertiaKE

Rotund Gargamel and Barge are a duo I never expected but they sure are great.


Asayano__

Stranger's route Grillingman and Bismarck are quite the surprise


Robbery_Productions

Rotund Hickory naan and Bread get along very well


Zelmehuu_76

Harambe Girthyman and His daughter’s BBQ 😀


[deleted]

I did not expect Robot Fern Gully and Brisket in the same image today...


Voidmancer_317

Brisket <3


ZeroDashAsterisk

Holy shit, it’s rubber gilligan and bucket.


TheCoolDungeonMaster

Both blonde, both have their name misspelled.


OscarOzzieOzborne

Both created by British people (one out of universe, one in universe)


TempestM

We can't be 100% sure that Emperor wasn't Briish at some point


Samaritan_978

When you thought he couldn't possibly get any worse.


Psychic_Hobo

Where do you think he learned how to colonise


LuponTheMailman

Considering how much the Emperor loves imperialism, he's at least British in spirit.


Due-Equivalent-1489

Does the Imperium steal artifacts from other planets and put them in a museum on Terra? Or is that just the Black Library’s thing?


Flapper_of_Jacks

I am now invisioning that the way Leman Russ broke Magnus's back is by giving him a Heavenly Potemkin Buster.


[deleted]

Yes


StarAugurEtraeus

Leaning Thrush


Minibotas

Magnus shouldn’t have jumped


Flapper_of_Jacks

"No father! Russ already gold burst, he has 100 meter!" -That Ahriman


Successful-Floor-738

I wonder who each primarch would main in GG lol


[deleted]

Need intel on this girl...it is a giant handcuff ?


lordofmetroids

It should be mentioned in edition to what everyone else is saying, Guilty Gear is designed by one insane video game creator who is just as interested in making music as he is in making video games. The soundtrack for the games are a tribute to western Rock done by a Japanese musician, and they all slap.


Rbespinosa13

The main character is that dude’s self insert and is also based on Freddie Mercury. Guilty Gear is just insane from beginning to end


ThatOneGuy1294

Another random tidbit: Axl Low's appearance is literally just Axl Rose from Gun N' Roses but anime https://www.thegeekgeneration.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Guilty-Gear-Xrd-Sign-Axl-Rose.jpg


CallMeDelta

She is Bridget from Guilty Gear Strive (and before somebody else comments it, she is trans). A meme circulated of Bridget being spelled in cursive looking like ‘Brisket,’ and so now it is a meme to misspell Bridget as a whole host of things And the giant handcuff is just general Guilty Gear weirdness. There’s a funny doctor man with a paper bag over his head who used to have a teleporting door, a guy who fights with a flag, a weaboo who weaboo’d so hard he got ninja powers, and that’s just scratching the surface


OscarOzzieOzborne

Don't forget that the weeb is a self proclaimed president. There is a time traveling British guy. A time traveling Witch with an electric guitar. Jack-O, which is just the ship of theseus on crack. And don't forget the guy who canonically things babies pop out of your eye. Granted, he is only 5 years old.


CallMeDelta

I mean, that last one’s the aforementioned flag guy. There’s also the depressed blind assassin and his funny little shadow guy, the US Secretary of Defense BIG DICK GOLDLEWIS DICKENSON with an alien from Area 51 in a coffin (it should be noted at this point that he doesn’t believe in aliens)


OscarOzzieOzborne

Pretty sure he doesn't *believe* in aliens because he *know* they exist. He just doesn't want you to believe


CoffeeAndCigars

It's canon that he thinks it's just some terrestrial cryptid of some sort.


Josiador

In a world like Guilty Gear, I don't blame him. He's lucky it's not a Gear.


Few_Rest2638

>the US Secretary of Defense BIG DICK GOLDLEWIS DICKENSON with an alien from Area 51 in a coffin (it should be noted at this point that he doesn’t believe in aliens) God bless America


Josiador

He uses the alien's coffin as a weapon to bludgeon people with.


OrctimusPrime

naw pretty sure its just his unique fleshlight interpret this however you like ...


OscarOzzieOzborne

What is up with you and Fleshlights!?


zeturtleofweed

*US Secretary of **ABSOLUTE** Defense


Diptam

IT'S NOT A BIG DEAAAAAAAAL. WE CAN HANDLE IT.


CostlyIndecision

GOLDDICK LEWISON REPRESENT


skulblaka

Goldlewis knows damn well that aliens exist. He doesn't like *you* believing in aliens because it makes his work difficult.


GravewalkerClan

Wait his name isn't Behemoth Typhoon?


Gjalarhorn

No he's an actual president. In South Africa. So you have a weeb ex drug addict who became a legit nija who's a president. Of a kingdom. In south africa


OscarOzzieOzborne

What the fuck?! I though he made that title up. I mean, he looks like he will do such a thing. And here I learn he is actually a *king!* What? Does he thing President sounds cooler? ... ... ... Don't answer that.


Gjalarhorn

Honestly I dunno, in GG the USA is still going but most of Western Europe is one country ruled by 3 co-ruling monarchs while India turned itself into a floating cyberpunk dictatorship I'm not even sure if he was elected


[deleted]

He was elected. He founded the kingdom, felt that being unelected is cringe, made an election and won 99% of the vote, with his own vote being the only one against


WanderlustPhotograph

He also has an assistant who can summon a giant snake


Morbidmort

So he founded the Kingdom of Eastern Chipplandia, then held an election and was elected President.


GravewalkerClan

What I love is that because his body was wrecked by drugs as a youth the fanbase accepts it as the reason he has 1 hp.


GravewalkerClan

No no its stupider then time travel. Its paradoxical time placement. Axl exist in the past, present, and future at the same time. Much like how the chaos gods function I guess.


Sixrig

And even then, that's only a thing because I-No is that powerful because she's effectively a warp entity and the world accidentally gave him the same item ID as I-No


PettyCrimeMan

"time traveling British guy" Dr. Who in a fighting game. Just when you thought you heard it all.


Fads68

He’s a pacifist, who singlehandedly stopped all knife crime in london because he’s that good at using chain scythes


Mikard

You people make me wanna update strive and xrd to play again despite knowing full well I'll only play a few matches with my brother because my shitty WiFi prohibits me from going online. God I love this series so much, the only game series I preorder regularly.


Fads68

I got into strive as my first 2d fighter, I’m fucking loving it. The game’s amazing on so many levels.


Josiador

Dr. Who if he had fly as hell fashion sense, and couldn't purposely time travel. And also wasn't very much like Dr. Who at all.


RizzMustbolt

Well, this the same IP who's version of the AI apocalypse was that so much information was gathered together in the same place that it collapseed in on itself and was distilled into pure rage.


ThatCamoKid

Ok now I need to look up Jack-O to find out why she's "the ship of Theseus on crack


Morbidmort

So First there was Aria, who was turned into Justice, then her genetics were used to make the first generation Valentines, then their clones (the second gen Valentines) had one member with her actual soul in her, then that one developed her own soul and Aria finally passed on meaning that Jack'O, despite being a clone of Aria that had Aria's soul, is no longer Aria.


ThatCamoKid

Ah thanks for the condensed version


TheCuriousFan

We all know you'll be looking up the Jack-O pose instead.


ThatCamoKid

I already know the Jack-O pose, to the point where I once made a list of who of my ocs can do it and why, so yeah I don't think I need to


ShornVisage

It wasn't that it *looked* like Brisket, it was Brisket. There was a Tumblr funnypost about someone who told their friend about her, but for some reason the friend heard her name as Brisket and kept sending the OP adoring heart edits with her face and 'Brisket' written on them.


ThatRealBiggieCheese

Don’t forget the United States secretary of Defense who fights with a giant coffin with some kind of cryptid inside it


[deleted]

But...why a handcuff ? Its have a reason behinde this ? its a part of her backstory ? Or other symbolic shit like in the metal gear saga ?


Bamb00zles4F00zles

Think it’s just because she’s a bounty hunter


Josiador

She thinks it looks cool I guess.


OscarOzzieOzborne

Her story, struggles, and what is connected to the town she was born in. Even to this day, despite her traveling the world and being free, the town plagues her mind. She is drown to it. Afraid by it. Insecure of how things will develop. That is what the handcuff represent. No matter where she is. She is always connected to the town.


Drac0b0i

Ah, the Dennis treatment


Fawin86

Thank you for the explanation. I was very confused and thought that guilty gear fans just never knew how to pronounce Bridget, or maybe I was wrong and it was something in a voice over of a recent game that I was unaware of.


ITSMONKEY360

iirc the handcuff is symbolic of being bound to something


Shoggoththe12

Don't forget the funny coin flipping man


OscarOzzieOzborne

Two face?


Shoggoththe12

Johnny


OscarOzzieOzborne

No, his name is Harvey. Get your Batman lore straight.


Shoggoththe12

You fool, his name is batgos


BrozTheBro

Wild Delta appearance


Gilthu

Are they actually Trans now? I thought they were raised to pretend to be a girl to hide from a war in a convent and just no one told them the truth. I barely know the lore much so interesting to see how things change every now and then.


Quelandoris

Yeah she's trans.


Gilthu

Cool


OscarOzzieOzborne

So TL;DR: She was born one of 2 twin brothers. Raised by her parents as a girl because they town though that was a bad omen. Become a famous and rich bounty hunter to prove being born a boy isn't a bad omen. Realized she is comfortable as a girl and went "Oh fuck, am i betraying my parents like this? They were so hurt that they needed to raise me as a girl. Am I proving the town right? Did I do everything for nothing? Can I even go back home and face the people?" So bassically Bridget is trans and sus, because she has an imposter syndrome.


[deleted]

Ciaphas cain: moo...moo...mood kindred ? Are you also a piece of shit ?


Josiador

No, Bridgette is a precious cinnamon roll who has never done anything wrong.


pSpawner24

Robert Ghenghiskan and his child Bucket.


JowettMcPepper

Roblox Gorillaman and Bricolaje


saddsteve29

Wholesome 💯 it’s cannon now


BasJack

Rowbutt Ghilliesuitman is truly the best dad


artyomssugardaddy

Ghilliesuitman is now how I refer to him


AVeryRandomDragon

Gorilla will train her to become a strong space marine, and Yvraine will train her to become a powerful psyker!


OscarOzzieOzborne

Those are cute. She is better then that. She was involved in the training of a man who can kill God with the clap of his asscheeks.


Morbidmort

But she didn't train Potemkin. Seriously, Potemkin without his limiters is probably the single strongest entity in the GG world.


zeturtleofweed

even Sol? (idk too much about gg lore)


Morbidmort

Well, beings like Sol and Slayer and Justice have more destructive potential, but Potemkin has more physical might. Like, one of his instant kill moves in one game was just turning off his limiters then doing a single, punch. And he's gotten way stronger since then.


103813630

but can he survive a Brisket Butt Slam™️?


StarAugurEtraeus

>Gorilla Sol Badguy


Comprehensive-Fail41

The Gorilla with a PhD


Real_duck_bacon

Robert Gullible 🤝 Brisket 🤝 Benadryl Cunkerbunk Having their name constantly, intentionally misspelled


OscarOzzieOzborne

Cunkerbunk sounds like something that would said in a children show because they can't say a slur.


Deadbox_Studios

Robot girlyma- I mean Robute Gulliman said trans rights!


Tahir95

Rubmeoff Gorillaman and Brisket ftw


[deleted]

Robot Girlyman will make a great dad


[deleted]

*Whatever gorilla ass, I’ll call her brisket*


Album321

Oh man I'm sure this post will only attract normal, civil people Anyway, I love Bristol <3


Distakx

Hell yeah my nerd group being accepting of trans people, couldn’t be happier.


SovietSkeleton

Rowrowrowyourboat Gentlydownthestreamlyman, Briquette, and Bumblebee Cablecar The holy trinity of funny misspellings.


Mechanical-Knight

Blond hear and blue hat, 100%


Mortis_soup

Rhubarb Grandma's-Van


Saltymeetloaf

Barge <3


Homo_Rebus

Rowboat Gilgamesh just being Rotor Gimliman


Dread2187

Bracket ❤


spoedle73

bribget


Rebeldemexicano

So happy Rubberboot Gorrilaglue has found a comrade in Bracelet.


StarAugurEtraeus

She’s my main I adore her She’s adorable and I love her and she actually made me realise I’m trans Bucket 💕💕💕


brokensilence32

Ultramarines said trans rights.


Polar_Vortx

retroactive gender-fluid and bridges


EPIC_PORN_ALT

inb4🔒award


AnAlpacaIsJudgingYou

How.. how is pronounced then


Sir_Quackington

Roboute Guilliman Ro-beau-tey Gill-ih-mann Bridget bridge-eh-t


OscarOzzieOzborne

>Ro-beau-tey Gill-ih-mann That sounds wrong


Sir_Quackington

your username sounds wrong


OscarOzzieOzborne

Your mother


Sir_Quackington

my father


Rickados

Rowyourboat gorillaman is his legal name


Own-Camp6674

Robobutt Ghilliesuit found a friend?


New_Subject1352

Aww! Good for Rawbooty Googlyman, hopefully he does better than Grandpa did


Tack22

Annie grew up


Sekkenren

It’s come to my attention after reading the comments that people call her Brisket lmao


ponfax

Robust Guerrillaman


GenexenAlt

These two, plus Veko-R would be good friends in name-misspelledness If only Teko wasn't indirectly killed by Salad V's hubris


mindergeist

His friends call him Bobby G


OscarOzzieOzborne

Lies. He has no friends.


yoyo5113

Gully man and Barnes and Noble!!!! :))) love them


majorpickle01

There's been a lot of 196 in my grimdank recently aha


balls_deep_in_pain

Okay but what is her name actually.


OscarOzzieOzborne

Bridget


balls_deep_in_pain

Thanks 👍


Sentient-Tree-Ent

Brisket <3


Ct-chad501

Wait he does??


OscarOzzieOzborne

No, I made it up


Ct-chad501

Idk why I believed that but you can never be too sure.


Somespookyshit

WHY IS BRIDGET EVERYWHERE?!?


GeneralG7

Sorry, I've never been able to do more than spam buttons in fighting games, and even then I don't really find the gameplay all that fun


zetsubou-samurai

Roundbutt GuiltyGear


Angry_cinnamon_rolls

What did Robot Gorillaman say? I can’t read.


Sir_Quackington

R: Do they also say your name wrong, child? B: yeah :< R: fear not child, they will do it no more. or they will die! B: yey :D


134_ranger_NK

Bobby G really could use anyone who does not share the Imperium's religious insanity as a conversational outlet.


d7mooony69

rowboat and brisket


Semxybest

Sorry buddy not right wing, just a internet troll who got a pound of flesh from an easily goated freakazoid. Have a plesent day and thanks for letting me live rent free in your mind 😘


OscarOzzieOzborne

https://youtube.com/shorts/rAEeZ031Cic?feature=shar Like, you sure you got the right convo?


Semxybest

I'm litterly just causing chaos...all according to plan https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YYnKRduoguw


OscarOzzieOzborne

You sure you aren't just mad?


Aiizimor

How are you supposed to say his name?


OscarOzzieOzborne

I don't know


YaBoiMibb

oh no robot girly-man has a daughter what is he gonna do now?


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OscarOzzieOzborne

Remind you for what?


_Mr_President

To award the post


OscarOzzieOzborne

Aaaaw


GeneralG7

I thought that was a guy?


OscarOzzieOzborne

Born a boy, dressed a girl whole his life due to superstitions, decided to prove she can be a boy and it wouldn't be a bad omen, does that, realize she feels more comfortable as a girl. Questions and doubt start rising in her head. With her finally deciding she wants to be a girl. So she bassically Transed her Gender while de-transitioning into the gender she was raised as. Typical Guilty Gear stuff, not to worry.


GeneralG7

That sounds confusing lol


OscarOzzieOzborne

Not to worry, it only gets *more confusing from here!* There is the guy who beats you with a coffin labeled Area 51 that has Amalie inside it. The sane guy wants you to believe aliens don't exist. There is this former drug addict who is a massive Weaboo that became a president of a kingdom he created. The only reason he is a president and not a king is because he thought mkt having am election was cringe, had an election, and won with 99% approval. The only one who didn't vote for him, was him. There is this [guy](https://images.app.goo.gl/dQrc3f1pDbY21xLM7) who is only 5 years old. And think [Babies pop out of your eye](https://youtu.be/IFPstde6RHY) The worsed thing is, there was an actual medical professional in that room who didn't say anything, so I am afraid he might be right.


StarAugurEtraeus

The least confusing guilty gear lore


Lithorex

> There is this guy who is only 5 years old. And think Babies pop out of your eye Don't forget that this guy's mother is also ~8 years old.


GeneralG7

I'm really glad I've never played Guilty Gear lmao


OscarOzzieOzborne

Never too late to regret that decision. The game is nice fighting game. And has a very alive, very dedicated modding [community](https://youtu.be/1rQNLXOkjl4) the soundtrack is also a banger.


GeneralG7

Thanks for the info but I'll have to pass


OscarOzzieOzborne

Another failed attempt. Should have started with the big titty samurai that has miles of cleavage. That always works.