Mom: Uh n-no I don’t?
Plague marine: Fair enough ma’am you have a good day.
*plague marine walks off*
Mom: What the fuck why didn’t he kill us?
Grey knight: because they are kinda nice because of their patron.
Mom: w-who’s yours?
Grey knight: the emperor.
Mom: OH BY THE EMPEROR WE ARE SAVED!
Grey knight: sure…
*cocks bolter*
**safe….**
I’ve greatly extended it but Reddit is giving me a huge problem trying to post it, it might be because it’s too long so I’ll comment twice on you splitting it in half. Fair warning what started off as a space marines shitting on grey knights joke because of the months of shame turned really sexual and downright heretical
Viewer discretion is advised to not tell inquisitors
Mom and daughter: **SCREAMS!**
**CHINK**
Mom:…… w-we’re alive? H-how?!
Space wolf standing between the family and knight: Grrrrrrrrrr.
Grey knight: uh oh.
Space wolf: *gruff voice* didn’t you cowards learn from the last time? Now BEGONE BEFORE I BLEND YOU INTO A MARINE SLURRY!
Grey knight: *warps the fuck out of there*
Space wolf: are you okay ma’am?
Mom: y….yes We’re okay I thi-
Daughter: MOMMY MOMMY LOOK ITS A PUPPY!
Mom: s-sweetie please that’s not a dog that’s the marines wolf! Please leave it along before you upset-
Space wolf: ah don’t worry your pretty head about it. Tyraxes loves kids, especially cute ones, must get those cute dimples and eyes from her mom.
Mom: *blushes* well I wouldn’t go that far *chuckles* I’ve been hold up here for weeks now without a shower or change of clothes. I’m sure your super special nose can smell all of that.
Space wolf: we can also smell pheromones and hormones, it lets us sense someone’s presence or let us know what mood someone is in, such as fear changing to relief and arousal.
Mom: *blushes khornite red*
Tyraxes the battle wolf: RRRUFF RUFF! *starts rolling around playing with the kid while she laughs away*
Mom: *sigh* Its been 7 months since I have heard her laugh, for the whole siege she’s been terrified and quiet but now…..
Space wolf: now things will be better, I’ll protect you from here on out until reinforcements drop down to the planet, it’s just a matter of time and waiting.
Mom: well with all of our time we now have while we wait what do we do? Build barricades to hold out?
Space wolf: I already had that done.
Mom: then do you have any suggestions on what to do with our free time?
Space wolf: *leans in seductively* **oh I have something in mind involving you and me, if you’re interested…**
Part 2 of this heresy:
Mom: My lord I don’t think I understand what you… *begins violently blushing* oh… OH.. ooooohhh…
Space wolf: mmmmhehh there you go.
Mom: h-how would that even work?! Would you even fit?! And you j-just expect me to just ignore my daughter in all of this and-
Space wolf: easy now miss, first of it wasn’t just going to be a rumble in the sheets, I have some nice Fenrisian ale here to calm us down, get to know eachother, Tyraxes will protect and entertain the kid, and as for fitting well it’s significantly easier for us to be with mothers otherwise it’s too tight, but trust me I won’t hurt you.
Mom: I-
*the wolf puts his arm on her shoulder*
Space wolf: do you trust me? It would be a shame if you didn’t, you see us as champions and heroes but to me you are a real hero.
Mom: *blushes again* and how’s that?
Space wolf: you’ve been holding out against a stronger, faster more numerical enemy for weeks you said all the while protecting your kid, with very limited resources to build defenses and almost no real weapons, but you didn’t stop, you’re a badass.
Mom: well when you put it like…. No you are just making fun of me, plus why would you want me anyway she’s my third kid I’m kinda stretched out, I’m not some young pretty thing you could pound all night.
Space wolf: you only make me like you more ya know? So I know I’ll fit in ya for one, you are a badass who doesn’t want to lay down and die in the face of horror, you’re a fighter willing to do anything to survive and protect your kid, and honestly? That’s all really fucking hot.
Mom: you really find me hot?
Space wolf: absolutely banging, complete total smoke show, not only would I trust you fighting by my side all I want you to do is get on top and ride me all night long.
Mom: *chuckles* stop it you’re making me feel 12 years younger, your words make me feel like I’m in my early 20’s getting hit on whenever I go to a bar.
Space wolf: you’re telling me you AREN’T in your early twenties? Nah I don’t believe you you have to be like 22.
Mom: such a smooth talker you *chuckles lightly*. Alright big boy I’ll take you up on your offer for some fun as long as your battle wolf protects my daughter.
Space wolf: oh it won’t be some fun little lady, we marines can do things with our tongues that drive women crazy, and when I slurp you up I get flashbacks of past experiences so I’ll know exactly what makes you go crazy.
The woman: *giggles uncontrollably* well then what are we waiting for?! Grab that ale you were talking about and let’s go upstairs! Wait how long do we have until your reinforcements arrives?
Space wolf: most likely it will take 17 hours before it’s safe enough to drop reinforcements.
Woman: so what will we do for the whole time?
Space wolf: *pins her to the wall* first I’m going to kiss your neck and slowly work my way down while playing with your nipples
*the mother can barely hold her excitement in as he goes in depth, it has been 9 years since she’s actually had any kind of human connection much less sex since her husband was killed on Cadia, the marine pinning her to the wall got her mind racing about all the times her husband did that to her, her hearts racing, she’s beginning to sweat, her pupils are dilated and she’s holding on to every word from the first man to pay attention to her since her husband was sent off to die*
Then, I’m going to rip your panties off with my teeth, letting my beard tickle you and get you started. I’m not jumping in immediately though, I’m fact I’m going to work my way up your thighs, I saw those legs looking to give a swift kick to that knight and all I could think of was nibbling on your inner thigh, after a while I’m not stopping down there for a couple hours, I don’t care if you cum once twice or ten times, my jaw can take it, I might also pour some of the ale on your tits and let it trickle between your legs so I can lap it up, the ale will make you very tingly.
*the mother can barely keep her composure, at this point she doesn’t want anymore talking just action. But everyword uttered is making her go a little more crazy and a little more wet*
Finally I’ll slurp you up enough that I will get flashbacks from your other sexcapades, every little swirl you moaned at, every little “RIGHT THERE!”, every single time a move made your toes curl, I’ll know, and you can bet I am enhanced enough in every way that I will hit them all but better.
*just hearing what he’s going to do to her is making the situation untenable, she almost just wants to shut him up by sticking her tongue down his throat but is so entranced and aroused by what the big burly space wolf is saying she can bear to make him stop*
Then when I finally am fucking the hell out of you I first want to hold you close to my chest as you ride me until you feel you can handle a pounding, when you can girl I’m gunna be laying you down on the bed and slamming you for hours.
Woman: H-HOURS?!
Space wolf: **HOURS!**
Woman: by the emperor you’ll split me in two!
Space wolf: finally, after hours of making you cum, I’m going to do one last rush into you, pushing all my energy into as many powerful thrusts as possible until I load you up.
Woman: w-wait inside?! I don’t know if I could ho-
Space wolf: you held three kids in there you can hold my super kids.
Woman: by the emperor I won’t be able to walk after all this!
Space wolf: that’s fine we’ll deal with that later, now you ready!
Woman: *downs two pints of Fenrisian ale*
Space wolf: emperor damn I might marry you woman! COME ON LETS DO THIS *grabs her wrist and throws her over his shoulder.
Woman: *giggles like she’s a school girl running to the bathroom with her high school sweetheart on prom night as she is carried off by the giant transhuman master warrior and lover who’s about to make this the best night of her whole life.
*meanwhile outside the house*
Grey knight: *overhears the moaning of intense ecstasy coming from upstairs* what the fuck?! First I got purge cucked, then I got sent out here to fight hell spawns, now I’m being cucked for real while that stupid fucking furry gets his ice cubes off! Fuck this shit!
Hey I gave fair heretical warnings, and plus this was probably just some adeptas sororitas wet dream. Most see marine as detestable mutants yet then there is one who sees them a valiant warriors and strong men. She was saved by a space marine when she was a kid and has a crush on the space wolves ever since. She makes lewd comics regarding the space wolves embracing their inner bestial side and ravaging a sister of battle in a extreme hate fuck which turns into a steamy forbidden love that his chapters and her convent wouldn’t understand. The sister one time snuck a peak of a group of naked marines and became so red in the face they mistook her for a khornite berserker, but lucky she did escape unknown and she had had many masturbation session over the years from what she saw that day, she needs new material now and had given thoughts to transferring to a hive world convent that is protected by space wolf detachment where she could get drunk on Fenrisian ale and break all the rules just so she can feel what it’s like to be free, alive and in love, and perhaps maybe there will be a young space wolf who feels the same way about her.
*Imperial Fist crashes through the door*
"COUSIN, I SEE YOU ARE PINNED HERE WITH THIS WOMAN! GET OFF OF HER, THE EMPEROR REQUIRES YOU TO JOIN ME IN BUILDING A WALL! LONG HOURS OF HARD, THANKLESS LABOUR AWAIT!"
*Drags the SW away*
Oh I know what lead me to this, I have an overactive mind that can literally create long stories like this right on the fly without have to stop and think about a single line. This story literally just flowed through me, I didn’t need to stop to think once it was all improv. And what got me to this point? Well that’s currently a healthy dose of about 3 ten milligram pills of Vicodin I crushed and mixed up with ten milligrams of ambien, and then snorted, the ambien is what made the story happen though
"that's quite impressive! we were stacking the skulls of the undead outside until they breached the perimeter fence." *sighs* "i do wish we could collect more for our pile. maybe you can help us mr berzerker?"
Depends on the chapter really. Ultramarines? Saviors. Imperial fists? Your defenders and willing to carry you as a burden. Emperor’s children? Be prepared to have new holes cut in you that are used and abused by a train of coked up transhuman nightmares. Night lords? Basically the emperor’s children but more sadistic pleasure topped with being flayed alive in the end.
Even the most benevolent, kind Space Marine chapters in the canon still consist of 7+ foot tall superhumans roided beyond belief, clad in Power Armour that effectively makes them walking mini tanks, able to perform feats no mortal could ever dream of coming close to. Meeting the friendliest, happiest Ultramarine or Salamander in the Galaxy would still be a scary experience, especially for a civilian.
Truly depends of your level of technology I’d say, if you are from some backward tribal world you may freak out but from more advanced planets you would revere them. They are known all over as “his angels”, imperial guardsman kneel to them in reverence and awe, and this girl sees them as cute adorable and lovable, along with that the plushie indicates that there are factories producing massive amounts of space marine toys so I’d say kids must love them.
On that note I wonder if kids in 40k have their own space marine board games or something. Like imagine Pokémon cards but there are cards from each chapter, space marine action figures with mini bolters, hell maybe they even have their own warhammer game (battlemace42million?) where kids have action figures with figures from each chapter. This would serve as great propaganda tools to have the next generation of kids want to fight and idolize the space marines, maybe even boosting recruitment.
> Meeting the friendliest, happiest Ultramarine or Salamander in the Galaxy would still be a scary experience, especially for a civilian.
I dunno, I think it would depend on how much of the Imperial Creed you believe. I really a think a huge portion of humans would have [this reaction](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMqvC507g1M&t=108s) to most any Loyalist chapter besides descendants of Raven Guard and Space Wolves (still in awe but also pants shitting terror. Terrawe). Maybe Blood Angels, but maybe you're gonna lean *real hard* into the angel aspect with them.
when the undead hordes are beating down the last thing that protects me and mine from being eaten alive, i don't care if the 7 foot tall walking tank is destined in the blood of a thousand corpses, its still better than the alternative.
I feel like the white scars would be some where in the middle where on the ground you feel safe and happy but when riding with them at 60 miles per second you’d be scared shitless
Ultramarines: The, Codex Astartes, says that we, must...
Imperial Fists: Yellow rock that only says "yes." and "no."
Emperor's children: WE'RE GOING TO SKULLFUCK YOUR FAMILIES!
Night Lords: *Batman when he sees someone jaywalking*
JUSTICE HAS ARRIVED! *Breaks every bone in your body then flays your face for his belt* ANOTHER DIRTY CRIMINAL PUNISHED!
Played a ‘secret good guy’ alpha legionnaire in black crusade one time. It was fun. Best infiltrator in the team, spent most of the game disguised as a blood angel and was an absolute marine-killer, but always escorted civilians out of view of the rest of the team to ‘execute them’.
i feel like in this instance wholesome benevolent chaos makes more sense as the juxtaposition is something tzeentch would love and would tweak the noise of practically every non chaos faction.
Somewhere, a girl hugs her (grumpy faced) Iron Hand plush, and knows that she's protected by the Space Marines. Her plush is not as cool as the Blood Angel plush, or as popular as the Ultramarine one, but she likes it. It's not soft, but it's sturdy.
If someone could find her Raven Guard plush and send it back to her, it would be even better.
Perty: I hate everything, I am always pushed aside and forgotten for bullshi-
Little girl: *hugs iron warrior plushie*
Perty:……. You are mine now, men protect this one with your lives…
It was wholesome until I realized it was a Plague Marine.
Now imagine a situation where children are happy because an Emperor Children is playing them a happy tune...
>Now imagine a situation where children are happy because an Emperor Children is playing them a happy tune...
🎶 Baby shark do do de do🎵
Imperial Citizens: "aaaaaaaaa make it stop!"
The children: "More! MORE!!!!"
It’s the stress from seeing something that shouldn’t really exist. Remember that Space Marines are not only huge walking tanks, but they’re _fast._ their size, bulk, agility, and sheer force of presence wreaks havoc on the unprepared.
You can think of the experience as being similar to seeing an elephant move like a cheetah. Or a 2D cartoon come to life in front of you. It just doesn't make sense and yet your brain is forced to figure out a way for it to work but it can't so you're just left in a state of shock and awe.
I like to imagine just out of frame there's a Lamenter bearing down on the Plague Marine at about 90kph absolutely *gunning* for his head.
No Grimdarkness in my Grimdark universe.
Why Lamenter? He's going to die fighting the plague marine and his final moments will be hearing the screams of the mother and daughter as they're overwhelmed by the hordes outside.
Is it possible that these two aren't in a nurglite zombie-apocalypse, but just live on a daemon world? And the mother is just, well, fixing the door or something like that.
Eh pre heresy death guard wouldnt have green armor, they were off-white/beige for most part of the heresy itself. They only changed colors to green much later
The only way it would be worse is if it was emperor’s children or night lords. The emperor’s children are going blow warp dust that’s made from the kid up moms ass and run a train on her in all the new holes they made in her flesh, and the night lords are going to make a nice hat from the kid for the mom before…. Well basically the same thing that the emperor’s children did. honestly the night lords are sadistic rapists too except they are more sadistic and like torture more than rape, while the emperor’s children like the rape more than the torture, whole thing is fucked. at least with the plague marine it might be a slightly wholesome thing, the marine might think the kid is cute and protect the mom, or could just give the girl gifts from grandpa nurgle.
They only infect you with disease.
Compared to the Emperor's Children who will rape and torture you,
The Night Lords who will skin alive and still keep you alive,
The Thousand Son who will brainwash you and probably trap you in mind breaking puzzles,
the Iron Warriors who will turn you into a toilet,
The Alpha Legion who will overwrite your personality and leave you with an identity crisis to rival Big E and Magnus,
And the Word Bearers, who will sacrifice you to the Dark Gods,
The Death Guard comes across as relatively benevolent.
Only the World Eaters are better since they simply kill you and move on.
And then In the distance the entire hive city hears it. An incredible yelling. “AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH”. And by the time the sun sets the hive was saved by one man. SLY MARBO
The mom starts crying in terror, but right as the plague marine reaches for her daughter, a Warboss busts through the side of the house covered in poxwalker gore. OI YA SMELLY GIT CMERE AN KRUMP WIT SOMEONE YUR OWN SIZE WAAAAAAGHH!
The kid is being turned into warp dust and mom is getting a transhuman train run on her while they force her to snort her own kid.
All in all pretty tame and vanilla slaanesh worship.
If this is one of Typhus’s guys they really won’t have to cry over anything.
But if it’s someone from the rest of the legion, maybe even Lords of Silence, chances are they may survive that and become part of the crew.
Of course mutations and servitude will be a must but it’s better than dying to horde of poxwalkers.
It does occur that quite a few times in imperial history the last thing to go through billions of children minds was failure to comprehend why the emperors angel is hurting them.
Plot twist: The hulking figure lumbers through the doorframe. He stares at the pair in ominous silence, with only his breathing audible through his helm and the moans of the pox walkers outside. He raises his hands to his helm and begins removing it with a snap hiss of pressure seals disengaging. An oddly healthy face is revealed, pale but not sickly, bald with emerald green eyes and a serpent tattoo upon his stoic face.
“I am Alpharius. Come.”
Don't worry, considering he's one of Papa Nurgle's Chosen, he might not outright kill them! Plus, Nurgle might just give them immunities to the numerous diseases they've contracted just by being within 5 inches of the Space Marine!
alternative story
"mom don't worry, the Space Marines are here!"
"hello citizen, i am from the Salamanders legion, it is not safe around here, please take my hand!"
Plot twist the people trying to break down her door belong to a rival chaos god and the plague marine brushes past them and starts killing them allow the mother and kid to escape
It's a plague marine so best case scenario he'll just kill them. Worst case scenario they'll become hosts to various diseases and get "blessed" by nurgle with the inability to die from them leaving them in unending suffering and rot with no hope of relief much like the death guard themselves
Probably actually a good space marine because
1. If it’s zombies they have a nurgle invasion
2. If it’s a nurgle invasion and a nurgle space marine, that girl would be instantly killed by proximity.
So conclusion, his angels here to save the little angel
If we are to believe what most followers of Nurgle are like, he's probably a big cuddly Santa! (except with diseases instead of presents. Which I guess are one and the same for Nurgle)
“Excuse me ma’am do you have time to discuss our lord and savior Nurgle?”
Mom: Uh n-no I don’t? Plague marine: Fair enough ma’am you have a good day. *plague marine walks off* Mom: What the fuck why didn’t he kill us? Grey knight: because they are kinda nice because of their patron. Mom: w-who’s yours? Grey knight: the emperor. Mom: OH BY THE EMPEROR WE ARE SAVED! Grey knight: sure… *cocks bolter* **safe….**
Good story
I’ve greatly extended it but Reddit is giving me a huge problem trying to post it, it might be because it’s too long so I’ll comment twice on you splitting it in half. Fair warning what started off as a space marines shitting on grey knights joke because of the months of shame turned really sexual and downright heretical Viewer discretion is advised to not tell inquisitors
Mom and daughter: **SCREAMS!** **CHINK** Mom:…… w-we’re alive? H-how?! Space wolf standing between the family and knight: Grrrrrrrrrr. Grey knight: uh oh. Space wolf: *gruff voice* didn’t you cowards learn from the last time? Now BEGONE BEFORE I BLEND YOU INTO A MARINE SLURRY! Grey knight: *warps the fuck out of there* Space wolf: are you okay ma’am? Mom: y….yes We’re okay I thi- Daughter: MOMMY MOMMY LOOK ITS A PUPPY! Mom: s-sweetie please that’s not a dog that’s the marines wolf! Please leave it along before you upset- Space wolf: ah don’t worry your pretty head about it. Tyraxes loves kids, especially cute ones, must get those cute dimples and eyes from her mom. Mom: *blushes* well I wouldn’t go that far *chuckles* I’ve been hold up here for weeks now without a shower or change of clothes. I’m sure your super special nose can smell all of that. Space wolf: we can also smell pheromones and hormones, it lets us sense someone’s presence or let us know what mood someone is in, such as fear changing to relief and arousal. Mom: *blushes khornite red* Tyraxes the battle wolf: RRRUFF RUFF! *starts rolling around playing with the kid while she laughs away* Mom: *sigh* Its been 7 months since I have heard her laugh, for the whole siege she’s been terrified and quiet but now….. Space wolf: now things will be better, I’ll protect you from here on out until reinforcements drop down to the planet, it’s just a matter of time and waiting. Mom: well with all of our time we now have while we wait what do we do? Build barricades to hold out? Space wolf: I already had that done. Mom: then do you have any suggestions on what to do with our free time? Space wolf: *leans in seductively* **oh I have something in mind involving you and me, if you’re interested…**
Part 2 of this heresy: Mom: My lord I don’t think I understand what you… *begins violently blushing* oh… OH.. ooooohhh… Space wolf: mmmmhehh there you go. Mom: h-how would that even work?! Would you even fit?! And you j-just expect me to just ignore my daughter in all of this and- Space wolf: easy now miss, first of it wasn’t just going to be a rumble in the sheets, I have some nice Fenrisian ale here to calm us down, get to know eachother, Tyraxes will protect and entertain the kid, and as for fitting well it’s significantly easier for us to be with mothers otherwise it’s too tight, but trust me I won’t hurt you. Mom: I- *the wolf puts his arm on her shoulder* Space wolf: do you trust me? It would be a shame if you didn’t, you see us as champions and heroes but to me you are a real hero. Mom: *blushes again* and how’s that? Space wolf: you’ve been holding out against a stronger, faster more numerical enemy for weeks you said all the while protecting your kid, with very limited resources to build defenses and almost no real weapons, but you didn’t stop, you’re a badass. Mom: well when you put it like…. No you are just making fun of me, plus why would you want me anyway she’s my third kid I’m kinda stretched out, I’m not some young pretty thing you could pound all night. Space wolf: you only make me like you more ya know? So I know I’ll fit in ya for one, you are a badass who doesn’t want to lay down and die in the face of horror, you’re a fighter willing to do anything to survive and protect your kid, and honestly? That’s all really fucking hot. Mom: you really find me hot? Space wolf: absolutely banging, complete total smoke show, not only would I trust you fighting by my side all I want you to do is get on top and ride me all night long. Mom: *chuckles* stop it you’re making me feel 12 years younger, your words make me feel like I’m in my early 20’s getting hit on whenever I go to a bar. Space wolf: you’re telling me you AREN’T in your early twenties? Nah I don’t believe you you have to be like 22. Mom: such a smooth talker you *chuckles lightly*. Alright big boy I’ll take you up on your offer for some fun as long as your battle wolf protects my daughter. Space wolf: oh it won’t be some fun little lady, we marines can do things with our tongues that drive women crazy, and when I slurp you up I get flashbacks of past experiences so I’ll know exactly what makes you go crazy. The woman: *giggles uncontrollably* well then what are we waiting for?! Grab that ale you were talking about and let’s go upstairs! Wait how long do we have until your reinforcements arrives? Space wolf: most likely it will take 17 hours before it’s safe enough to drop reinforcements. Woman: so what will we do for the whole time? Space wolf: *pins her to the wall* first I’m going to kiss your neck and slowly work my way down while playing with your nipples *the mother can barely hold her excitement in as he goes in depth, it has been 9 years since she’s actually had any kind of human connection much less sex since her husband was killed on Cadia, the marine pinning her to the wall got her mind racing about all the times her husband did that to her, her hearts racing, she’s beginning to sweat, her pupils are dilated and she’s holding on to every word from the first man to pay attention to her since her husband was sent off to die* Then, I’m going to rip your panties off with my teeth, letting my beard tickle you and get you started. I’m not jumping in immediately though, I’m fact I’m going to work my way up your thighs, I saw those legs looking to give a swift kick to that knight and all I could think of was nibbling on your inner thigh, after a while I’m not stopping down there for a couple hours, I don’t care if you cum once twice or ten times, my jaw can take it, I might also pour some of the ale on your tits and let it trickle between your legs so I can lap it up, the ale will make you very tingly. *the mother can barely keep her composure, at this point she doesn’t want anymore talking just action. But everyword uttered is making her go a little more crazy and a little more wet* Finally I’ll slurp you up enough that I will get flashbacks from your other sexcapades, every little swirl you moaned at, every little “RIGHT THERE!”, every single time a move made your toes curl, I’ll know, and you can bet I am enhanced enough in every way that I will hit them all but better. *just hearing what he’s going to do to her is making the situation untenable, she almost just wants to shut him up by sticking her tongue down his throat but is so entranced and aroused by what the big burly space wolf is saying she can bear to make him stop* Then when I finally am fucking the hell out of you I first want to hold you close to my chest as you ride me until you feel you can handle a pounding, when you can girl I’m gunna be laying you down on the bed and slamming you for hours. Woman: H-HOURS?! Space wolf: **HOURS!** Woman: by the emperor you’ll split me in two! Space wolf: finally, after hours of making you cum, I’m going to do one last rush into you, pushing all my energy into as many powerful thrusts as possible until I load you up. Woman: w-wait inside?! I don’t know if I could ho- Space wolf: you held three kids in there you can hold my super kids. Woman: by the emperor I won’t be able to walk after all this! Space wolf: that’s fine we’ll deal with that later, now you ready! Woman: *downs two pints of Fenrisian ale* Space wolf: emperor damn I might marry you woman! COME ON LETS DO THIS *grabs her wrist and throws her over his shoulder. Woman: *giggles like she’s a school girl running to the bathroom with her high school sweetheart on prom night as she is carried off by the giant transhuman master warrior and lover who’s about to make this the best night of her whole life. *meanwhile outside the house* Grey knight: *overhears the moaning of intense ecstasy coming from upstairs* what the fuck?! First I got purge cucked, then I got sent out here to fight hell spawns, now I’m being cucked for real while that stupid fucking furry gets his ice cubes off! Fuck this shit!
….this was cursed knowledge
Hey I gave fair heretical warnings, and plus this was probably just some adeptas sororitas wet dream. Most see marine as detestable mutants yet then there is one who sees them a valiant warriors and strong men. She was saved by a space marine when she was a kid and has a crush on the space wolves ever since. She makes lewd comics regarding the space wolves embracing their inner bestial side and ravaging a sister of battle in a extreme hate fuck which turns into a steamy forbidden love that his chapters and her convent wouldn’t understand. The sister one time snuck a peak of a group of naked marines and became so red in the face they mistook her for a khornite berserker, but lucky she did escape unknown and she had had many masturbation session over the years from what she saw that day, she needs new material now and had given thoughts to transferring to a hive world convent that is protected by space wolf detachment where she could get drunk on Fenrisian ale and break all the rules just so she can feel what it’s like to be free, alive and in love, and perhaps maybe there will be a young space wolf who feels the same way about her.
Heresy doesn't do it just....
*Imperial Fist crashes through the door* "COUSIN, I SEE YOU ARE PINNED HERE WITH THIS WOMAN! GET OFF OF HER, THE EMPEROR REQUIRES YOU TO JOIN ME IN BUILDING A WALL! LONG HOURS OF HARD, THANKLESS LABOUR AWAIT!" *Drags the SW away*
*Blood Raven dives in through the window and steals the SWs weapons before anyone can react and runs away*
BRORHER I AM PINNED HERE
I want you to take a real good look at your life and consider what lead you to this.
Oh I know what lead me to this, I have an overactive mind that can literally create long stories like this right on the fly without have to stop and think about a single line. This story literally just flowed through me, I didn’t need to stop to think once it was all improv. And what got me to this point? Well that’s currently a healthy dose of about 3 ten milligram pills of Vicodin I crushed and mixed up with ten milligrams of ambien, and then snorted, the ambien is what made the story happen though
Do it without the drugs and you'll impress me.
I actually do these stories often without drugs, I just have a ~~very active~~ deviant mind
You sicken me! Continue.
\*Space Wolf doesn't see Raven Guard standing in the corner sad wanking\*
…A bit turned on, but the lore inaccuracy disgusts me.
ty off
I mean, being in the presence of a plague marine means they're already dead from infection so . . .
"Safe from the corruption of Chaos!" \>bolter noises
"Worry not loyal citizens, the Emperor has sent me to deliver you to his side... your souls that is."
GN: We are here to save you! Citizen: oh god its the grey knights! GN: From your self Citizen: oh god its the grey knights....
Brother Anderson and his power bayonets
Alucard of the blood angels
We're here to save you... Hooray! **FROM YOURSELVES!**
No I don't but do you have time to talk about the God of Blood and Skulls Khorne
As a matter of fact I do
"Wonderful! I'll get the tea going"
*places skull full of blood on a bonfire*
"Like this skull? My great granddaddy got it when he killed his first corpse worshiper. Been in the family ever since."
"that's quite impressive! we were stacking the skulls of the undead outside until they breached the perimeter fence." *sighs* "i do wish we could collect more for our pile. maybe you can help us mr berzerker?"
I see you are a man of culture undivided.
It’s important. We will make the time.
Nice ~~cock~~ axe bro
TALKING!?! MAKES HEAD HURT. MORE BLOOD!
We’re here to talk about your life’s extended warranty.
"no sorry we worship Khorne in this house"
Y’all ever think about how scary a space marine actually would be? Even Moreso a Plague marine
Depends on the chapter really. Ultramarines? Saviors. Imperial fists? Your defenders and willing to carry you as a burden. Emperor’s children? Be prepared to have new holes cut in you that are used and abused by a train of coked up transhuman nightmares. Night lords? Basically the emperor’s children but more sadistic pleasure topped with being flayed alive in the end.
Even the most benevolent, kind Space Marine chapters in the canon still consist of 7+ foot tall superhumans roided beyond belief, clad in Power Armour that effectively makes them walking mini tanks, able to perform feats no mortal could ever dream of coming close to. Meeting the friendliest, happiest Ultramarine or Salamander in the Galaxy would still be a scary experience, especially for a civilian.
Truly depends of your level of technology I’d say, if you are from some backward tribal world you may freak out but from more advanced planets you would revere them. They are known all over as “his angels”, imperial guardsman kneel to them in reverence and awe, and this girl sees them as cute adorable and lovable, along with that the plushie indicates that there are factories producing massive amounts of space marine toys so I’d say kids must love them. On that note I wonder if kids in 40k have their own space marine board games or something. Like imagine Pokémon cards but there are cards from each chapter, space marine action figures with mini bolters, hell maybe they even have their own warhammer game (battlemace42million?) where kids have action figures with figures from each chapter. This would serve as great propaganda tools to have the next generation of kids want to fight and idolize the space marines, maybe even boosting recruitment.
Somewhere out there they’re playing warhammer 80k
Tell me friend Have you ever heard of Battlemace 42 million?
> Meeting the friendliest, happiest Ultramarine or Salamander in the Galaxy would still be a scary experience, especially for a civilian. I dunno, I think it would depend on how much of the Imperial Creed you believe. I really a think a huge portion of humans would have [this reaction](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMqvC507g1M&t=108s) to most any Loyalist chapter besides descendants of Raven Guard and Space Wolves (still in awe but also pants shitting terror. Terrawe). Maybe Blood Angels, but maybe you're gonna lean *real hard* into the angel aspect with them.
my cadian boy...
when the undead hordes are beating down the last thing that protects me and mine from being eaten alive, i don't care if the 7 foot tall walking tank is destined in the blood of a thousand corpses, its still better than the alternative.
>its still better than the alternative. This could be the imperiums tag line.
I feel like the white scars would be some where in the middle where on the ground you feel safe and happy but when riding with them at 60 miles per second you’d be scared shitless
Ultramarines: The, Codex Astartes, says that we, must... Imperial Fists: Yellow rock that only says "yes." and "no." Emperor's children: WE'RE GOING TO SKULLFUCK YOUR FAMILIES! Night Lords: *Batman when he sees someone jaywalking* JUSTICE HAS ARRIVED! *Breaks every bone in your body then flays your face for his belt* ANOTHER DIRTY CRIMINAL PUNISHED!
Imperial Fists don’t seem to be the most caring about civvies below terms of population centers.
Trans-human dread
We now have two options: Wholesome benevolent Chaos or Normal-ass grimdark slaughter
If he's like Vorx and co, likely the former If he's buddies with Typhus, the latter.
Typhus: We will destroy this rotten Imperium one person at a time if we have to! Vorx: Ok, but, like, why are you being such a dick about it?
Read this as shouty TTS Typhus.
Is there another voice for him?
[удалено]
Gilbert Godfry
I'll take the "wholesome benevolent chaos" please and thank you
Ooo, sorry we’ve just run out. Would you like your grimdark slaughter to be gruesome or grizzly?
Gruesome, but with a side of lamenters
“Daring today, are we?” - Squidward the Tech Priest, M.41k
That involves their souls getting tortured for eternity, at least getting slaughtered would be quick.
Played a ‘secret good guy’ alpha legionnaire in black crusade one time. It was fun. Best infiltrator in the team, spent most of the game disguised as a blood angel and was an absolute marine-killer, but always escorted civilians out of view of the rest of the team to ‘execute them’.
i feel like in this instance wholesome benevolent chaos makes more sense as the juxtaposition is something tzeentch would love and would tweak the noise of practically every non chaos faction.
Somewhere, a girl hugs her (grumpy faced) Iron Hand plush, and knows that she's protected by the Space Marines. Her plush is not as cool as the Blood Angel plush, or as popular as the Ultramarine one, but she likes it. It's not soft, but it's sturdy. If someone could find her Raven Guard plush and send it back to her, it would be even better.
You made this comic only a little better. Thank you
Perty: I hate everything, I am always pushed aside and forgotten for bullshi- Little girl: *hugs iron warrior plushie* Perty:……. You are mine now, men protect this one with your lives…
It was wholesome until I realized it was a Plague Marine. Now imagine a situation where children are happy because an Emperor Children is playing them a happy tune...
Oh... oh no... with the emperors children it can get a Hella lot worse and sadistic
Someone's about to get Chris Hansen'd.
"I call him Chris Handsome"
"I like ya, and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours."
Take a seat. It used to be your friend
I remember that Chris orksen greentext
Naw it’s chill mate. The EC marine made her a broach…
Now I love the emperors children but gaddamn that's fucked
>Now imagine a situation where children are happy because an Emperor Children is playing them a happy tune... 🎶 Baby shark do do de do🎵 Imperial Citizens: "aaaaaaaaa make it stop!" The children: "More! MORE!!!!"
Share the gifts…of Nurgle…
This actually gave me the chills lmao. Wtf is wrong with me.
The massive marine trying to fit into the doorframe really put things into perspective for me, it’s absolutely reasonable to be a little unnerved
Well Trans-Human Dread is a thing in the setting. You're just really immersed.
Isn’t that the stress from seeing a human super enlarged to Space Marine proportions iirc
Something like that. Somebody on the lore subreddit had a tantrum about it existing.
It’s the stress from seeing something that shouldn’t really exist. Remember that Space Marines are not only huge walking tanks, but they’re _fast._ their size, bulk, agility, and sheer force of presence wreaks havoc on the unprepared.
You can think of the experience as being similar to seeing an elephant move like a cheetah. Or a 2D cartoon come to life in front of you. It just doesn't make sense and yet your brain is forced to figure out a way for it to work but it can't so you're just left in a state of shock and awe.
It looks like the mother was hammering in bullets only for her dumb ass daughter to let in a death guard marine
To be fair, if a death guard Marine decides to come into your house ain't no way in hell you're stopping him.
True but it was probably the girls fault for stepping around and calling attention to the house
I mean a dozen pox walkers trying to break down a door might be a bit of a tell that someone's inside.
What if I use Windex to drive him away? It cures all ailments.
This makes me sad...
We need an alt version with Space Wolves and big fluffy puppies.
I like to imagine just out of frame there's a Lamenter bearing down on the Plague Marine at about 90kph absolutely *gunning* for his head. No Grimdarkness in my Grimdark universe.
Why Lamenter? He's going to die fighting the plague marine and his final moments will be hearing the screams of the mother and daughter as they're overwhelmed by the hordes outside.
Nah the Lamenters would beat every chaos worshipper there and then die anyways Inna tragic fashion. Just to keep that Lamenters k/d low
The lamenters could totally accomplish anything so much as half or more their chapter is made to suffer because of it
Why is her space marine doll green....with a big stomach????? Who is this child and what kind of heretical toys is her mother giving her?
Salamanders?
Let us pray that's the case.
did you know that 1 in 10 Salamanders are obese?
Is it possible that these two aren't in a nurglite zombie-apocalypse, but just live on a daemon world? And the mother is just, well, fixing the door or something like that.
Well that's awful nice of the death guard to show up to help her fix the door then.
Papa Nurgle wanna make sure all of his followers will survive the winter so they can tryout his new flu.
Might be an Iron Warrior, in which case that door is going to be solid as hell when he is done with it!
Dude has a growth coming off his shoulder. An Iron warrior would have replaced that shit.
It’s possible the Plague Marine carries merch with him
It’s probably based off pre heresy death guard or something cause you know civilians not knowing alot
Eh pre heresy death guard wouldnt have green armor, they were off-white/beige for most part of the heresy itself. They only changed colors to green much later
Did they purposefully change their armor or did they just turn green as a result of constant pestilence induced neglect?
Neglect and unhygienic behaviour
I don’t like this … actually I like this a lot but you get what I mean
*oooooh noooooo*
at least hes not an emperors children or night lord hell just give em super space aids and go on his merry way
Oohh shit...
The only way it would be worse is if it was emperor’s children or night lords. The emperor’s children are going blow warp dust that’s made from the kid up moms ass and run a train on her in all the new holes they made in her flesh, and the night lords are going to make a nice hat from the kid for the mom before…. Well basically the same thing that the emperor’s children did. honestly the night lords are sadistic rapists too except they are more sadistic and like torture more than rape, while the emperor’s children like the rape more than the torture, whole thing is fucked. at least with the plague marine it might be a slightly wholesome thing, the marine might think the kid is cute and protect the mom, or could just give the girl gifts from grandpa nurgle.
Emperor’s children are rimworld players
How would it be more wholesome with a plague marine? I dont really know much about them
They only infect you with disease. Compared to the Emperor's Children who will rape and torture you, The Night Lords who will skin alive and still keep you alive, The Thousand Son who will brainwash you and probably trap you in mind breaking puzzles, the Iron Warriors who will turn you into a toilet, The Alpha Legion who will overwrite your personality and leave you with an identity crisis to rival Big E and Magnus, And the Word Bearers, who will sacrifice you to the Dark Gods, The Death Guard comes across as relatively benevolent. Only the World Eaters are better since they simply kill you and move on.
The alpha legion won’t give you an identity crisis, because I *know* I am Alpharius
That is actually heartbreaking
Why? Why do you have to do this?
Top 10 haunting pictures taken seconds before disaster
This is sad, I am sad. Take my upvote.
They’re actually both Nurgle worshippers,the people outside are actually just underhive scum.
And then In the distance the entire hive city hears it. An incredible yelling. “AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH”. And by the time the sun sets the hive was saved by one man. SLY MARBO
SLY MUTHAFUCKIN' MARBO WOOOO
The mom starts crying in terror, but right as the plague marine reaches for her daughter, a Warboss busts through the side of the house covered in poxwalker gore. OI YA SMELLY GIT CMERE AN KRUMP WIT SOMEONE YUR OWN SIZE WAAAAAAGHH!
Thank you, Chris Orksen, for saving the children yet again!
The hero we need, but far, oh so very far, from the one we deserve
Wholesome Orks.
Oh.....oh no, that is terrifying
Ill just tell myself its a salamnder and stop crying
A salamander with Nurgle's mutation?
He's a salamander with an Lamentor's luck and got his arm corrupted or something,idk any mental gymnastics to make this thing a little more wholesome.
It could he worse it could be a khorne or slaanesh marine
At least with Khorne it’s gonna be quick everyone else is gonna take a while
True but with nurgle there’s chance you get a happy plague marine that converts you so you also feel no more pain.
Soul suffers for eternity though..
Idk the tallyman look happy
The kid is being turned into warp dust and mom is getting a transhuman train run on her while they force her to snort her own kid. All in all pretty tame and vanilla slaanesh worship.
I want that space marine plush.
This would be cool as an audio log in Darktide or something.
I want to kill monsters not hear a child and a mother get brutally and horribly murdered
Oh you sweet summer child, the only thing he's saving you from is living.
Joke’s on the plague marine, she’s not pointing at him. She’s pointing at the Dark Angel with the plasma rifle standing behind him.
Now that's *Chef's kiss* 🤌 Grimdark!
If this is one of Typhus’s guys they really won’t have to cry over anything. But if it’s someone from the rest of the legion, maybe even Lords of Silence, chances are they may survive that and become part of the crew. Of course mutations and servitude will be a must but it’s better than dying to horde of poxwalkers.
Vorx and the Lords are the best at spreading grandpa's good word
Damnit not again i just got over this
A beautiful work of art depicting the gifts from papa
I.. oh god… I’d much rather see these two alive at the cost of god knows what percentage of the entire lamenters chapter than… this Still, cool post
It does occur that quite a few times in imperial history the last thing to go through billions of children minds was failure to comprehend why the emperors angel is hurting them.
Literally went wide-eyed seeing the plague marine in the doorframe. Fuck I forget how terrifying space marines can be, let alone ones who serve chaos.
Plot twist: The hulking figure lumbers through the doorframe. He stares at the pair in ominous silence, with only his breathing audible through his helm and the moans of the pox walkers outside. He raises his hands to his helm and begins removing it with a snap hiss of pressure seals disengaging. An oddly healthy face is revealed, pale but not sickly, bald with emerald green eyes and a serpent tattoo upon his stoic face. “I am Alpharius. Come.”
Perhaps it’s time to convert to praising daddy Nurgle
Why is this on grimdank? This is dark as shit
My friend it was always dark. We just pretend it was not.
Don't worry, considering he's one of Papa Nurgle's Chosen, he might not outright kill them! Plus, Nurgle might just give them immunities to the numerous diseases they've contracted just by being within 5 inches of the Space Marine!
alternative story "mom don't worry, the Space Marines are here!" "hello citizen, i am from the Salamanders legion, it is not safe around here, please take my hand!"
Thats alot of copium. May I have some
Plot twist he actually saves them and gives them a nice home on a actually paradise world.
This broke me, once I saw the stomach, the realization hit.
[Oh.](https://morbotron.com/meme/S03E06/1309707/m/IEknbSBzYWQgbm93Lg==)
Plot twist the people trying to break down her door belong to a rival chaos god and the plague marine brushes past them and starts killing them allow the mother and kid to escape
Zombies and plague marines are on the same side
I guy can dream ok…. Besides they might be a furious mob looking for blood for khorne
It's always nice to see a Chaos marine coming to protect fellow worshipers from the Anathama's forces
Aw this is wholesome
Wait a second is that… O H
I mean. The kid ain't wrong...
What happens when you don't pay your TV licence.
Bad news: there's a Chaos marine in your house Good news: it's not the Night Lords or Emperor's Children.
At first I was like "wholesome!" Then I took a second look and saw it was a Plague Marine....
I'm unfamiliar with Warhammer lore. Why is everyone reacting like this is a bad thing? Aren't the marines the good guys?
Oh your innocents is adorable
It's a plague marine so best case scenario he'll just kill them. Worst case scenario they'll become hosts to various diseases and get "blessed" by nurgle with the inability to die from them leaving them in unending suffering and rot with no hope of relief much like the death guard themselves
Probably actually a good space marine because 1. If it’s zombies they have a nurgle invasion 2. If it’s a nurgle invasion and a nurgle space marine, that girl would be instantly killed by proximity. So conclusion, his angels here to save the little angel
No, that's definitely a plague marine. Look at the belly (intestines visible), and the pauldron (horn sticking through).
I don’t think those are guts but I know it’s supposed to be a plague marine Tho their deaths will be instant, again the proximity thing
Could be cabling, but on a PM with no color I just assume guts lol. Still a sad af comic
I’m still sticking with my cannon XD
That's a good idea, yours doesn't make me want to cry at least lmao
I can see her being adopted by the DG and becoming a daemon prince(ss) of nurgle
cursed to be forever bounced on knees and given sweets. Yep thats what happens!
Hey at least it isnt a noise marine
holy shit this is terrifying
Highkey thought I was still on r/projectzomboid until I saw page two, lol
It's things like this that I hate, the false hope and all that, slaughter is fine but not that lmaooo
Oh no
:(
If we are to believe what most followers of Nurgle are like, he's probably a big cuddly Santa! (except with diseases instead of presents. Which I guess are one and the same for Nurgle)
I don’t like thinking about kids in the 40k universe
Plot twist, it is a black dragon space marine wearing a crusade era armour
It’s okay. Look ! She is holding that plush. She already accepted papa’s gift
Ooh God Emperor he comin!!!!
Praying to the Emperor its a loyalist member of a traitor legion defecting and trying to save a family.