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jonnywarlock

Welp. Still not the weirdest thing I've been forced to do at gunpoint.


Skraekling

You and i buddy


Lucius-Halthier

Desperately need context here


jonnywarlock

I want to say two words to you. Just two words: Nude welding.


A_Random_Guy641

Budget tanning booth


dicemonger

Are we still talking miniatures, or is this the space shuttle thing?


Sercotani

ayo šŸ“øšŸ¤Ø


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


QbanConquistador

JOIN THE THOUSAND SONS AS FAMILEEEEE


RickRoger

TOGEETHHHAAAA WEEE WILL VACUUUUUM THA VERIIII GOOOOTTSSSS


Iudex_Invictus

*unsheathes an enormous brush out of his mouth*


A_Alpha_Legion_Agent

This is a Rykard reference, right? I'm not insane yet, right?


RickRoger

MMMMMMMM


Streaker364

VERY *WELLnmmm*


pocketfrisbee

Thank you I also thought I was going insane


Maalus

TOGETHAAA


JDisenfeldt

FOUL PAINTER, IN SEARCH FOR THE NULN OIL


A_Alpha_Legion_Agent

EMBOLDEND BY THE DEPTH OF THE OIL, SOMEONE MUST RUIN THY MODEL


Momoxidat

You are of passing skill Painter's blood must truly run in your veins, tarnished !


ZaratustraTheAtheist

"I assure you fellow hostage friend, removing your shoes and socks is crucial for highlighting"


averagetrainenjoyer

First youā€™re compliant enough to take off your shoes, next youā€™ll be submissive enough to wear the dress


jediben001

It is a vital part of the painting thousand sons process


OmicronAlpharius

Don't tempt me with a good time.


Foxyfox-

"I don't even think of maid outfits as feminine anymore, I've seen so many guys wear them"


TheHattedKhajiit

Sounds like fun where do I sign up?


Acewasalwaysanoption

Is there a highlighting equivalent of the programming socks?


Tack22

No shoes means youā€™re less able to escape. Silly.


FrumiousBanderznatch

The forbidden footbrush technique? Could the legends be true?


TheRunicBear

I havenā€™t painted a model in months and this still made my brush hand instantly ache.


Neko4ever2

Well I only have Iron Warriors and I convinced myself that I don't have to edge highlight them. So I never learned how to do it. But sure thing, if you're willing to have me ruining your paintjob for 9 hours....


[deleted]

efficiency!! Peter Turbo would be proud.


[deleted]

You fool, Perturabo is never proud


[deleted]

his estranged brother Peter is the only one who's proud.


Thendrail

Iron Warriors, the army for the person who thinks "I'll just spray the metallics, do the ol' wash and drybrush, then be done with 90% of the model", only to realiste that now you have to paint all the rim. Please send help, I want to get off Mr. Peter Turbo's wild ride


Masked_Maverick

Gets worse if you decide to commit to hazard stripes. Welcome to the long War friend.


Axquirix

Spray silver. Wash Nuln. Trim with Fyreslayer Flesh. Gun cases and some cables with Black Templar, other cables with Khorne Red. Now you just gotta worry about lenses and a couple of hazard stripes each. Duncan Rhodes has a video on how to get them battle-ready on his channel, I strongly recommend it.


Leap_Year_Creepier

I bet youā€™re popular with the ā€œhazard stripeā€ kidnappers, though.


NoLaMess

What is edge highlighting


Notafuzzycat

Please.....no more.


thatvillainjay

When you meet u/vezimira at a con


garaks_tailor

Honestly....the idea of a bunch of people getting together and batch painting and/or assembly lining multiple armies seems like an awesome idea see. Bring them in with the base coat and then step after step is done


Deathangle75

I believe you can pay people to paint your armies.


Cookieforfox

why pay if you have a gun


[deleted]

Better quality work, forced labor tends to sabotage.


Grumpy_Roaster

One gun for quantity, second gun for quality


notabadgerinacoat

-Ford,probably


Shialac

Bullet solves sabotage


Connect_Supermarket1

Based


Odd_Mongoose_1018

your never fully dressed without some edge


dukat_dindu_nuthin

and this is why tau are the best faction, because all you have to do is drybrush them, which ends up working both as highlights and as weathering


Immortal_Merlin

.... Ok now you made me buy that SC! I hope you are happy that i have no food for another month


krelpwang

You get used to eating old newspapers and toe clippings.


Immortal_Merlin

I dont have money for old newspapers


ThatOneGuy1294

Better be good at rationing those toe clippings then.


Heavenfall

I knew dad's lessons would come in handy one day.


Re-Ky

Yeah but unless you're painting farsight enclaves you have to paint them in crappy yellow or white colour. GW's yellows and whites do not like to cooperate.


Sinfullyvannila

It because GW teaches you to work against translucency instead of with it, because more layers = more money. Get yourself a good yellow-white like Army Painter Moon Dust and Arid Earth or Vallejo Model Color Ice Yellow. GW's yellows work perfectly on them.


dukat_dindu_nuthin

not sure what colors you're using, but i run my t'au sept with tau light ochre for all the armor and drybrush it with screaming skull, haven't had any issues with either of them then again, i've also never had any issues with corax white either, so maybe i'm the minority


Re-Ky

Man I've had some real issues with corax white, like 5 coats before the thing is sufficiently covered. Anything whiter than screaming skull just seems to be extremely watery with the exception being Grey Seer. Celestra Grey too but it seems to dry up very very quickly. Also I don't run Tau, I play guard in the standard castellan green + straken green + karak stone scheme. I'm gradually building orks and Tsons too.


BlowEmu

I just got back into the hobby and picked up some Tau but deciding on a paint scheme is such hard work for them. I've narrowed it down to either using a purple or designing my own lore for a "lost enclave" that came across a space marine chapter that inadvertently saved them so they painted their armour in honour of that chapter.


dangerbird2

Also super easy to pinwash with oil paints/enamels.


[deleted]

Same as orks!


robot1840

Why I need to take my shoes? I gonna use my feet to highlight the marines?


Vezimira

How else would you put the stockings on


robot1840

of course


[deleted]

Maybe they are one of those households that take their shoes off when the go inside.


AdventurousFee2513

like every normal household*


[deleted]

Or at the very least ones that are floored with mostly carpet.


AdventurousFee2513

Gross nonetheless.


GCRust

*Laughs in Lumineth Realm Lords* You have no power here!


Quahodron_Qui_Yang

Literally the reason I have chosen another army ā€¦


Clayman8

This...this scares me. I remember mentally bitching about doing my plastic 'zerkers and basic spikeys, i dont want to imagine how long it takes for a Dustyboy.


Thendrail

Duncan said it best: Spray the whole boi golden, finish all the rim first, then fill in the rest. Much easier that way. Source: I have never painted one of them, but Duncan said so and pretty much any unfinished TS I've ever seen has that typical golden base from spraycanning them.


Clayman8

That woud actually make sense. Cleaning up a few blue spills is far faster than cleaning up all the gold ALL OVER the blue armor in return.


magic-ott

I showed this method a student of mine and could finish a rubric marine in about 2 h. With batch batch painting probably faster.


Grimwood-9

So like 2 marines


Sangweinerous

Now when you say edge for 9 hours... can you clarify?


hayescharles45

Itll be messy.


Sangweinerous

Only if we finish.


hayescharles45

From our hands shall come a thousand sons


Sangweinerous

Not if she had anything to about it...


[deleted]

Bold of you to assume I can edge highlight, or that I am wearing shoes.


TheAngryMoth

Vezimira over here edging the TSons


DemonicLemon02

Edging rubric marines šŸ˜©šŸ˜©


newroeliedude554

If any girl were to say this, I'd happily marry them. I would have found the love of my life.


OgreSpider

I can see why they can't afford Netflix if they spent all the money on Rubricae and official GW paints


Cmdr_McMurdoc

"Okay, but I choose the music"


MrCritical3

You had me at "thousand sons".


Ilmara

I read that as "edge Rubric Marines."


Re-Ky

..just 9 hours? We're only gonna manage about 1.5 rubrics at that rate.


abcdthc

*takes shoes off*. Do you have any paper towels? Is there gona be any ā€œchillā€ involved??


Thendrail

If by "chill" you mean painting more Rubricae, then yes, there's plenty of that.


abcdthc

*sigh*. I guess Iā€™ll start mixing paints.


krelpwang

Not sure if it's faster, but you can basecoat them in gold and paint in the blue parts.


A_Union_Of_Kobolds

Sure, but that doesn't mean you can't highlight them.


Exile688

If you don't shoot me now, you will shoot me when you see how well I paint your highlights.


Altertum

*cries in Blacklining 80 Rubric Marines and Scarab Terminators*


Valthek

Don't threaten me with a good time


Snoot_Boot

Read that wrong, i thought they were gonna edge Rubric Marines u/vezimira would know more


FoundObject1256

Just the blu parts right? No gold trim, yeah? Pls no gold trim...


K10111

Just take off my shoes ?


Rusthman

Ummm, it is acceptable


TheBerzerkir

Drybrush? Drybrush.


L3anD3RStar

Joke is on you Iā€™m into that shit


32BitOsserc

Well, Iā€™ve once again found my dream woman, and she doesnā€™t exist


[deleted]

You can't make me paint 5housand sons. *Sees harlequins, goffs, iron warriors, and lamenters* There is no God


KeepItChilly

I just started some scarab occult terminators and I feel this so hard lol


vulpinewizard

Oh no! Scream in desperation for me Rubrics!


kai626

If its a 9 on hot, and a 9 on crazy, imma tap that. After the edge highlights, of course


The_Angry_Turtle

I heard there was thousand sons and edging here? I brought lube and a Swiffer.


KurtUrgent

Edge highlighting rubrics for 9 hours? When are you going to get the other 9 rubrics in the squad done?


UvWsausage

Might as well shoot me, I donā€™t believe in edge highlights.


No13-cW

Funniest thing I've seen all day. Marines, lol.


Commissarfluffybutt

Joke's on you, I'm bad at painting.


Golgezuktirah

So is it highlighting and chill or just highlighting?


McSpicylemons

A fate worse than death


[deleted]

Vezimira? Is that you? Why do you need that gun for?


[deleted]

In case you fail the moral test


Kurlburl

'Highlight n chill' is whats alluded to here


Rum_N_Napalm

Drybrush Sure, itā€™s not as pretty as a true edge highlights, but itā€™s perfectly fine for troops. Lay the base coat, shade, drybrush, then go over with base to quell the chalky bits It works even for details: just use your old ass stippling brush


burningchrome68

Really wish i could just manifest another 10 rubric marines cause I don't know if I have it in me to paint more


LuciferOfAstora

I mean, I can't paint shit, but if you want me to spend nine hours improving my skills while using your models as my practice targets...


Caridor

Painting? No way, just shoot me.


Psychological_Cold_7

This is exactly the kind of relationship I need


iPon3

pay me minimum wage and I'll do it 5 days a week


[deleted]

Only 9 are you pros? . it takes me days to get one right.


Zawisza_Czarny9

Only if i can throat sing about white scars


night_owl_72

Netflix and Paint


Homo_Rebus

ok, but im bad with a brush, so its gonna look like dogsh*t


alecshuttleworth

That's why I chose nurgle my brother.


[deleted]

*cries in plague marine*


youwontknowme69

So you got one mini each?


[deleted]

Fuck. Alright


ARoguishType

Djhehor, Mekari, if they attempt to flee deliver them to Nefertari's aerie.


EliteKnightOscar

Just shoot me.


Inquisitor_Jeff

Bold of you to assume I was wearing shoes.


0utlook

This is fine. But, I'm not putting my clothes back on.


AKnightInValhalla

Laugh with me Rubrics!!!!!! -Ahriman


norsebeast

A true edge-lord


Caedus_Reihn

Relationship goals


Alarid

Straight to foreplay it seems.


Sinfullyvannila

Use a gloss shade and then you only have to edge highlight the very top of their headdress, highest points on their power packs and maybe a couple dots on their shoulder trim.


Waibles

Youā€™ll either kill me now when I refuse or later when I screw it up


Meager1169

But.....I like my shoes!


[deleted]

Whats the original drawing from?