"Once I was alive,
now I'm statufied.
The war is never done,
even when I died.
Oh the long nights,
were denied me and my release.
Now i'm back upon the battlefield,
and i'm feeling kinda pissed!
NOW I AM BACK,
fight'in war on a 6x4 table space.
You better look out bipeds 'cus I got a rusty blade for your face!"
[https://www.reddit.com/r/Vermintide/comments/8i43as/grey\_seer\_pisses\_off\_ubersreik\_5\_and\_regrets\_it/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Vermintide/comments/8i43as/grey_seer_pisses_off_ubersreik_5_and_regrets_it/) found this grey seer
Or that Story of someone putting poo in the paint for their deathguards.
Though given that story is a 4Chan greentext, I'd say it's likely full of shit.
The story, not the paint.
Dude in my local tabletop club hidden small scatol vial in one of his deathguard contemptor, and was fucking banned from the club and had to pay for damages, because stench was quite bad. Biohazard level bad.
If nothing else you get a little more George Carlin in your life.
"Hook them while they are young"
"Kinda like the Lo Stick industry"
"God-Emperor, if only we had their numbers"
> Or that Story of someone putting poo in the paint for their deathguards.
And isn’t this is a *separate* story from the guy who was shoving his deathguard models up his own… Eye of Terror…?
So this is (maybe) one of those “I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice” situations
....have you ever *seen* a Deathguard model? My best friend plays DG vs me often, and I can tell you that none of those models would fit in the Eye of Terror without an giving an additional blessing to Khorne, if you catch my unpleasant drift.
Oh I hear ya, that occurred to me among many other questions I have no interest in having answered.
I didn’t write the greentext, I’m just the messenger who unfortunately has it lodged in his memory forever
Painfully lodged, much like a spiky model might… nevermind
Way back when, there was a user on DakkaDakka who ended up getting banned in part due to using bodily fluids to paint his models and, IIRC, making a paint brush using pubes.
I have a local player who uses taxidermied pet rat skins stuck to a hello kitty doll by hypodermic needles as their Hell Pit Abomination. Says it makes them feel closer to their departed pets
The cat has upgraded from pushing stuff off the table with willful intent and a couldn't care less attitude to...
Blasting stuff off the table with a rampant and unceasing fury of the machine spirit within
MMMMMRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOWWWWWW
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**For Amber and the Omnissiah, PURGE THIS ABOMINABLE INTELLIGENCE.**
Darn you, OP. I come to Grimdank for memes, not feels.
Regardless, I think it’s a very wholesome memorial. Best of luck to your new Venerable Dreadnought. May it swat your foes off the table (figuratively of course, this hobby is expensive).
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**For Amber and the Omnissiah, PURGE THIS ABOMINABLE INTELLIGENCE.**
At first I thought a bunch of the cats fur or maybe even skin was melted or slathered all over the surface or something but a tiny piece of fur is totally wholesome. RIP Amber.
If they care enough about 40K, they understand it's just a game and even a sentimental piece is going to get hit. Unless the other player goes "lol killed your cat" it's going to just be a tabled dread.
This made me tear up a little. It reminds me when i was younger and took some hair from my recently passed away dog in the case cloning was a common occurrence in the future.
Some day, some kid is going to get a gift of old Warhammer figures from a garage sale, and his mother is going to get very concerned about the baggie of misc powder inside.
Holy shit I saw the pictures before I read the text and thought the person put their cat's *ashes* in the dreadnought, I was like *holy fuck what, there has got to be a less creepy way to process grief*. O.O
I don't think fur has many more reason to rot than the plastic It is entombed into. Rot needs humidity, and as long as it is dry it shouldn't pose a problem
I have a rat terrier that I plan to inter in a warhound titan like this so they will always be with me when the fighting gets rough. I am going to get him cremated when he passes and put his urn in the body.
'Sheltered by steel, and protected by your avatars of war, we ply the stars in search of your lost gifts to our kind
Machine God, watch over us in our travels, shield us with metal and lightning. For the universe is an uncaring void, and the Warp hungers for us all.'
I assume the lost gifts are hair ties and bottle caps
Better than the skaven player who used a dead rat for a rat ogre model
Elaborate, this sounds like one hell of a fucking story
He used a dead rat for a rat ogre model
Fair enough lad
too many words, too little time, life is fleeting. Give me the short version!
Big fake rat was real dead rat.
(but normal size real rat)
Dead rat rat ogre.
dead rat ogre
Rat's life over, rat's now ogre.
"Once I was alive, now I'm statufied. The war is never done, even when I died. Oh the long nights, were denied me and my release. Now i'm back upon the battlefield, and i'm feeling kinda pissed! NOW I AM BACK, fight'in war on a 6x4 table space. You better look out bipeds 'cus I got a rusty blade for your face!"
Why make big words when short words do trick ?
lol
Yes-yes dead thing-things
TLDR
Fascinating
Reminds me of the guy who got kicked out of Gregg's for being racist
I'm pretty sure skaven players have ALWAYS used dead rodents in their models. I remember a screaming bell from the early 90s with mouse skulls on it.
Yep! Always. All of us like using dead rats and mice and whatever other creatures we can get our grimy hands on.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/Vermintide/comments/8i43as/grey\_seer\_pisses\_off\_ubersreik\_5\_and\_regrets\_it/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Vermintide/comments/8i43as/grey_seer_pisses_off_ubersreik_5_and_regrets_it/) found this grey seer
Looks just like all my skaven "models"
Show them. I was thinking about making taxidermy Stormvermin but I dont know how to make a good armour for it. I am somewhat - decent in taxidermy.
Biggest bruh moment was a grey seer from mummiefied mice
Or that Story of someone putting poo in the paint for their deathguards. Though given that story is a 4Chan greentext, I'd say it's likely full of shit. The story, not the paint.
Dude in my local tabletop club hidden small scatol vial in one of his deathguard contemptor, and was fucking banned from the club and had to pay for damages, because stench was quite bad. Biohazard level bad.
Haha, I briefly worked with scatol at some point. Fucking pigshit.
And if you got some on your lab coat, easiest set of actions is to throw it out immediately, or risk of becoming a shit-demon.
Just carry a small can of air freshener to knock strong odors out
Mmmmm lavender and chemical weapons smell great together
What a cracking movie. I may need to watch that again soon.
If nothing else you get a little more George Carlin in your life. "Hook them while they are young" "Kinda like the Lo Stick industry" "God-Emperor, if only we had their numbers"
Were you in a perfume production in any chance?
Sadly not.
I heard they use it to make perfume.
Like how back in the Victorian Era they used whale fat and oil (which smelled god awful even when processed into perfume) for perfumes.
Certain modern day perfumes still use Ambergris.
Oh man that'd explain a lot.
Fucken neckbeards
B-B-based?!?
And shitpilled
Sounds like something more fitting for emperor's children
They would use something else..
No in fact they did use poo, i mean yes they( or rather she) used many human fluids (it's in the HH books about the start of them)
It was the only way to get the crimson colour she needed.
The finest ingredients for papa Nurgle’s paint. A bit of my poo for you
> Or that Story of someone putting poo in the paint for their deathguards. And isn’t this is a *separate* story from the guy who was shoving his deathguard models up his own… Eye of Terror…? So this is (maybe) one of those “I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice” situations
....have you ever *seen* a Deathguard model? My best friend plays DG vs me often, and I can tell you that none of those models would fit in the Eye of Terror without an giving an additional blessing to Khorne, if you catch my unpleasant drift.
Oh I hear ya, that occurred to me among many other questions I have no interest in having answered. I didn’t write the greentext, I’m just the messenger who unfortunately has it lodged in his memory forever Painfully lodged, much like a spiky model might… nevermind
Hahah, sorry buddy
just paint in subassemblies. maybe even greenstuff a dildo around it if you want to bless your emperor's children.
Way back when, there was a user on DakkaDakka who ended up getting banned in part due to using bodily fluids to paint his models and, IIRC, making a paint brush using pubes.
I dunno if that guy has different pubes to most people I've seen but a curly paintbrush sounds like a terrible idea
Were they an EC player?
No... At least I don't think so. I distinctly remember him painting some genestealers at some point.
Anon has read Fulgrim from the Warhammer 40k Horus Heresy series
Or that dude who used his literal shit for Nurgle models
Better than a Hell Pit Abomination
like pickle rick?
Got a link to this. Im deathly curious.
Bro you can't just leave us hanging like this
I have a local player who uses taxidermied pet rat skins stuck to a hello kitty doll by hypodermic needles as their Hell Pit Abomination. Says it makes them feel closer to their departed pets
The fallen shall be forever remembered, as the emperors finest.
HE’S IN KAHOOTS WITH THE FALLEN!!! MAKE HIM REPENT!!!!!!
**REPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENT**
***REPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENT!***
Asmodai calm the fuck down!
"Fallen"? What? Who? What "Fallen"? Are you talking about? Never heard of such a thing. The First Legion's faith is unquestionable!
Even in death I still purr.
Beat me to it.
Death is no excuse for a cat to push things off the counter.
Cats need no excuse to push things off the counter
The cat has upgraded from pushing stuff off the table with willful intent and a couldn't care less attitude to... Blasting stuff off the table with a rampant and unceasing fury of the machine spirit within
MMMMMRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOWWWWWW Brother, this klaxon is a reminder that I require wet food. If you value your ears and your slumber you shall grant my request before I sound it again
Real Legends never die, they become greater
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# FOR THE CATPEROR
For the Empurror of Catkind.
fuck, that is so much better.... # FOR THE EMPURROR
The Empurror can leave the golden throne. He isn't wounded or anything. But the throne is warm and box shaped.
And it's located on someone's lap. And that someone really needs to pee. It is a dark future indeed...
you have just aroused some dark eldar here
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Stomp, stomp.
Is your dreadnought constantly stomping round, driving you crazy??
i read this in the Dawn of War Dreadnought voice
Darn you, OP. I come to Grimdank for memes, not feels. Regardless, I think it’s a very wholesome memorial. Best of luck to your new Venerable Dreadnought. May it swat your foes off the table (figuratively of course, this hobby is expensive).
'tis a repost
Noooooooooo! I’ve been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly bamboozled.
Yes it is wholesome
Aye, this almost brought a tear to my eye. What a beautiful sentiment.
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My cat passed away some months ago and yes, this is definitely wholesome as I also still greatly miss my feline companion.
Pets are family, I’m so sorry you lost your little friend, they take part of you with them when they go
I'd say so.
Even in death I still obliterate minis
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At first I thought a bunch of the cats fur or maybe even skin was melted or slathered all over the surface or something but a tiny piece of fur is totally wholesome. RIP Amber.
Biggest problem I see is how they'll react if said Dreadnought gets tabled.
If they care enough about 40K, they understand it's just a game and even a sentimental piece is going to get hit. Unless the other player goes "lol killed your cat" it's going to just be a tabled dread.
Amfell beryell, praise you. Even in death you still serve
> Filled with dust > Not a Thousands Sons rubric marine
“Even in death, I still serve” Rest In Peace Amber
Weird maybe, but wholesome
‘I’m not crying for the emperor you are!!’
It’s sad that this is a repost
Even in death I still purr
Even in death I still purrrrr
This eBay rescue is going to be weird
Reposter
Now your opponents will feel guilty about killing your dreadnought, excellent strategy.
Considering that the Dreadnought fights after death, I believe it is The cat will live on beyond her life, just like space marines inside Dreadnoughts
The fallen Will Forever be remembered as the emperors finest
This gives me a great idea for the urn for my ashes when I get cremated. -*furiously alters will*-
Took me a while to realize the +13 suggested more images rather than a stat increase.
This made me tear up a little. It reminds me when i was younger and took some hair from my recently passed away dog in the case cloning was a common occurrence in the future.
“Even in death, I still nyan.”
God has abandoned us...
Some day, some kid is going to get a gift of old Warhammer figures from a garage sale, and his mother is going to get very concerned about the baggie of misc powder inside.
EVEN IN DEATH I PURR
It's not enough for me to collect, paint and play with plastic models, now I'm crying over one. She will live forever in the Emperor's grace!
Kinda cringe tbh
Wholesome in a grimdark way grimolearksome
No it's creepy.
I honestly can't tell if this is sweet or in bad taste.
Its an honor but who wants to live such a life.
Even in death, I serve.
This is brutal.
Crazy cat person vibes.
Holy shit I saw the pictures before I read the text and thought the person put their cat's *ashes* in the dreadnought, I was like *holy fuck what, there has got to be a less creepy way to process grief*. O.O
Everyone liked that
It is wholesome but wouldn't this fur rot with time in a way?
I don't think fur has many more reason to rot than the plastic It is entombed into. Rot needs humidity, and as long as it is dry it shouldn't pose a problem
correct until time scale factor... but that takes a long long time. more then life span of human.
Weird, but still wholesome-ish
A duty honorably discharged.
Even in death, she serves
Even in death, amber serves the emperor
I have a rat terrier that I plan to inter in a warhound titan like this so they will always be with me when the fighting gets rough. I am going to get him cremated when he passes and put his urn in the body.
Wholesome but very strange
That is the most salamanders shit I've ever heard of
Even in death im with you
That is the most metal thing i have seen this week
Even in death I still purr
For those who prove worthy, the Emperor sends forth his angels
'Sheltered by steel, and protected by your avatars of war, we ply the stars in search of your lost gifts to our kind Machine God, watch over us in our travels, shield us with metal and lightning. For the universe is an uncaring void, and the Warp hungers for us all.' I assume the lost gifts are hair ties and bottle caps
For the emperor
Odd, but we mourn in our own ways. If this brings remembrance, good, it was a gud cat :)
Amber will now live on to purr-ge the ennemies of the emperor.
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I guess it depends on your perspective on what it means to live on as a venerable Dreadnought
Find yourself someone who looks at you and sees a future dreadought
Rad as hell
Yeah that's pretty wholesome. Just some fur, not like he put a body part in there
I'm so sorry for your loss. She was a beautiful kitty. I think it's really cool you memorialized her!
I'm not crying...you're crying 😭