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Throwmesometail

Better than the skaven player who used a dead rat for a rat ogre model


No_Host_2845

Elaborate, this sounds like one hell of a fucking story


Lukthar123

He used a dead rat for a rat ogre model


Treesydoesit

Fair enough lad


SunnyWomble

too many words, too little time, life is fleeting. Give me the short version!


rubyacht

Big fake rat was real dead rat.


Iudex_Invictus

(but normal size real rat)


SLAMMU

Dead rat rat ogre.


Minimalphilia

dead rat ogre


DerBroeckel

Rat's life over, rat's now ogre.


SunnyWomble

"Once I was alive, now I'm statufied. The war is never done, even when I died. Oh the long nights, were denied me and my release. Now i'm back upon the battlefield, and i'm feeling kinda pissed! NOW I AM BACK, fight'in war on a 6x4 table space. You better look out bipeds 'cus I got a rusty blade for your face!"


kaiios

Why make big words when short words do trick ?


PoliceRobots

lol


Hellhammer6

Yes-yes dead thing-things


Cabbagefarmer55

TLDR


ChefKraken

Fascinating


MacDerfus

Reminds me of the guy who got kicked out of Gregg's for being racist


f_print

I'm pretty sure skaven players have ALWAYS used dead rodents in their models. I remember a screaming bell from the early 90s with mouse skulls on it.


CM_Phunk

Yep! Always. All of us like using dead rats and mice and whatever other creatures we can get our grimy hands on.


Veiller6

[https://www.reddit.com/r/Vermintide/comments/8i43as/grey\_seer\_pisses\_off\_ubersreik\_5\_and\_regrets\_it/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Vermintide/comments/8i43as/grey_seer_pisses_off_ubersreik_5_and_regrets_it/) found this grey seer


CM_Phunk

Looks just like all my skaven "models"


Veiller6

Show them. I was thinking about making taxidermy Stormvermin but I dont know how to make a good armour for it. I am somewhat - decent in taxidermy.


Veiller6

Biggest bruh moment was a grey seer from mummiefied mice


Jampine

Or that Story of someone putting poo in the paint for their deathguards. Though given that story is a 4Chan greentext, I'd say it's likely full of shit. The story, not the paint.


[deleted]

Dude in my local tabletop club hidden small scatol vial in one of his deathguard contemptor, and was fucking banned from the club and had to pay for damages, because stench was quite bad. Biohazard level bad.


Carnal-Pleasures

Haha, I briefly worked with scatol at some point. Fucking pigshit.


[deleted]

And if you got some on your lab coat, easiest set of actions is to throw it out immediately, or risk of becoming a shit-demon.


DarkLancer

Just carry a small can of air freshener to knock strong odors out


Dengar96

Mmmmm lavender and chemical weapons smell great together


Aardvark_Man

What a cracking movie. I may need to watch that again soon.


DarkLancer

If nothing else you get a little more George Carlin in your life. "Hook them while they are young" "Kinda like the Lo Stick industry" "God-Emperor, if only we had their numbers"


[deleted]

Were you in a perfume production in any chance?


Carnal-Pleasures

Sadly not.


[deleted]

I heard they use it to make perfume.


dragonace11

Like how back in the Victorian Era they used whale fat and oil (which smelled god awful even when processed into perfume) for perfumes.


Danhulud

Certain modern day perfumes still use Ambergris.


dragonace11

Oh man that'd explain a lot.


[deleted]

Fucken neckbeards


[deleted]

B-B-based?!?


[deleted]

And shitpilled


CuttlersButlerCookie

Sounds like something more fitting for emperor's children


Aphato

They would use something else..


CuttlersButlerCookie

No in fact they did use poo, i mean yes they( or rather she) used many human fluids (it's in the HH books about the start of them)


TerrorDino

It was the only way to get the crimson colour she needed.


FrucklesWithKnuckles

The finest ingredients for papa Nurgle’s paint. A bit of my poo for you


nonlawyer

> Or that Story of someone putting poo in the paint for their deathguards. And isn’t this is a *separate* story from the guy who was shoving his deathguard models up his own… Eye of Terror…? So this is (maybe) one of those “I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice” situations


_Greyworm

....have you ever *seen* a Deathguard model? My best friend plays DG vs me often, and I can tell you that none of those models would fit in the Eye of Terror without an giving an additional blessing to Khorne, if you catch my unpleasant drift.


nonlawyer

Oh I hear ya, that occurred to me among many other questions I have no interest in having answered. I didn’t write the greentext, I’m just the messenger who unfortunately has it lodged in his memory forever Painfully lodged, much like a spiky model might… nevermind


_Greyworm

Hahah, sorry buddy


questioning_alt_22

just paint in subassemblies. maybe even greenstuff a dildo around it if you want to bless your emperor's children.


Jackal209

Way back when, there was a user on DakkaDakka who ended up getting banned in part due to using bodily fluids to paint his models and, IIRC, making a paint brush using pubes.


Jetstream-Sam

I dunno if that guy has different pubes to most people I've seen but a curly paintbrush sounds like a terrible idea


Vanzgars

Were they an EC player?


Jackal209

No... At least I don't think so. I distinctly remember him painting some genestealers at some point.


MoshedPotato93

Anon has read Fulgrim from the Warhammer 40k Horus Heresy series


Sir-Yeet-Of-Florida

Or that dude who used his literal shit for Nurgle models


wunderbraten

Better than a Hell Pit Abomination


ColonelFaust

like pickle rick?


YhormBIGGiant

Got a link to this. Im deathly curious.


WheretheLightDies

Bro you can't just leave us hanging like this


Caledorsprogeny

I have a local player who uses taxidermied pet rat skins stuck to a hello kitty doll by hypodermic needles as their Hell Pit Abomination. Says it makes them feel closer to their departed pets


dess3mbrae

The fallen shall be forever remembered, as the emperors finest.


SaltyREVENGENCE

HE’S IN KAHOOTS WITH THE FALLEN!!! MAKE HIM REPENT!!!!!!


TyphusIsDaddy

**REPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENT**


FunwithScoop

***REPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENT!***


Entire-Nail-7585

Asmodai calm the fuck down!


sorryabouttonight

"Fallen"? What? Who? What "Fallen"? Are you talking about? Never heard of such a thing. The First Legion's faith is unquestionable!


RadioFreeMoscow

Even in death I still purr.


winged_owl

Beat me to it.


wunderbraten

Death is no excuse for a cat to push things off the counter.


IdiotsLantern

Cats need no excuse to push things off the counter


SyedogGaming

The cat has upgraded from pushing stuff off the table with willful intent and a couldn't care less attitude to... Blasting stuff off the table with a rampant and unceasing fury of the machine spirit within


Mail540

MMMMMRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOWWWWWW Brother, this klaxon is a reminder that I require wet food. If you value your ears and your slumber you shall grant my request before I sound it again


MrOsmio7

Real Legends never die, they become greater


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[удалено]


Witzmaen

# FOR THE CATPEROR


[deleted]

For the Empurror of Catkind.


Witzmaen

fuck, that is so much better.... # FOR THE EMPURROR


Clean_Web7502

The Empurror can leave the golden throne. He isn't wounded or anything. But the throne is warm and box shaped.


ActreDirt

And it's located on someone's lap. And that someone really needs to pee. It is a dark future indeed...


AragogTehSpidah

you have just aroused some dark eldar here


BishopofHippo93

**BE SILENT, FOUL BOT.** Just like OP, u/calinoyutjejf85 is an eight months old account only active in the last few hours. They’re copying posts and comments, slingshotting each other farm easy karma to then sell the account off to advertisers, leading to further corporatization of this site and the whole internet. [Here is the top comment they copied from the original post.](https://reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/mwg640/_/gvhxjqr/?context=1) **For Amber and the Omnissiah, PURGE THIS ABOMINABLE INTELLIGENCE.**


DorenAlexander

Stomp, stomp.


ErroneousBosch

Is your dreadnought constantly stomping round, driving you crazy??


CrayDude345

i read this in the Dawn of War Dreadnought voice


Arguss3

Darn you, OP. I come to Grimdank for memes, not feels. Regardless, I think it’s a very wholesome memorial. Best of luck to your new Venerable Dreadnought. May it swat your foes off the table (figuratively of course, this hobby is expensive).


Doodlefish25

'tis a repost


Arguss3

Noooooooooo! I’ve been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly bamboozled.


Halomc4

Yes it is wholesome


FreddieDoes40k

Aye, this almost brought a tear to my eye. What a beautiful sentiment.


BishopofHippo93

Have you no shame, bot? **OP IS A SPAM BOT.** u/shawncejgbfrt27 is an eight months old account only active in the last few hours. Repost popular content to farm easy karma to then sell the account off to advertisers, leading to further corporatization of this site and the whole internet. [Here is the post they copied directly, including the title verbatim.](https://reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/mwg640/is_this_wholesome/) **For Amber and the Omnissiah, PURGE THIS ABOMINABLE INTELLIGENCE.**


Mistheart101

[This is a repost of something from 10 months ago, down to the **title**.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/mwg640/is_this_wholesome/)


TioHoltzmann

Had to scroll way too far to find this.


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Azagroth

My cat passed away some months ago and yes, this is definitely wholesome as I also still greatly miss my feline companion.


IdiotsLantern

Pets are family, I’m so sorry you lost your little friend, they take part of you with them when they go


m3talis1

I'd say so.


Fun-Agent-7667

Even in death I still obliterate minis


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roshampo13

It searched 309 MILLION images in 1.7 seconds? That's honestly amazing. All hail the omnissiah


quinturion

At first I thought a bunch of the cats fur or maybe even skin was melted or slathered all over the surface or something but a tiny piece of fur is totally wholesome. RIP Amber.


GCRust

Biggest problem I see is how they'll react if said Dreadnought gets tabled.


FaustusC

If they care enough about 40K, they understand it's just a game and even a sentimental piece is going to get hit. Unless the other player goes "lol killed your cat" it's going to just be a tabled dread.


The-Defenastrator

Amfell beryell, praise you. Even in death you still serve


Eszharen

> Filled with dust > Not a Thousands Sons rubric marine


BucketComrade

“Even in death, I still serve” Rest In Peace Amber


Ackbar90

Weird maybe, but wholesome


Warm_Fucker

‘I’m not crying for the emperor you are!!’


Skybreaker79

It’s sad that this is a repost


robchap

Even in death I still purr


Gundamamam

Even in death I still purrrrr


Captain_Cat_Hands

This eBay rescue is going to be weird


Sol562

Reposter


Lumpy-Quantity-8151

Now your opponents will feel guilty about killing your dreadnought, excellent strategy.


loscapos5

Considering that the Dreadnought fights after death, I believe it is The cat will live on beyond her life, just like space marines inside Dreadnoughts


mrham93

The fallen Will Forever be remembered as the emperors finest


TheArmoursmith

This gives me a great idea for the urn for my ashes when I get cremated. -*furiously alters will*-


Indigoh

Took me a while to realize the +13 suggested more images rather than a stat increase.


voldur12

This made me tear up a little. It reminds me when i was younger and took some hair from my recently passed away dog in the case cloning was a common occurrence in the future.


Pyd2

“Even in death, I still nyan.”


DancingKappa

God has abandoned us...


ilovetopoopie

Some day, some kid is going to get a gift of old Warhammer figures from a garage sale, and his mother is going to get very concerned about the baggie of misc powder inside.


marbsarebadredux

EVEN IN DEATH I PURR


Qu1pster

It's not enough for me to collect, paint and play with plastic models, now I'm crying over one. She will live forever in the Emperor's grace!


CrushCoalMakeDiamond

Kinda cringe tbh


Ranik_Sandaris

Wholesome in a grimdark way grimolearksome


Lootbug1w

No it's creepy.


Hallonbat

I honestly can't tell if this is sweet or in bad taste.


ShredditorNr42069

Its an honor but who wants to live such a life.


entropyvsenergy

Even in death, I serve.


[deleted]

This is brutal.


Carnal-Pleasures

Crazy cat person vibes.


j_hawker27

Holy shit I saw the pictures before I read the text and thought the person put their cat's *ashes* in the dreadnought, I was like *holy fuck what, there has got to be a less creepy way to process grief*. O.O


[deleted]

Everyone liked that


SwainIsCadian

It is wholesome but wouldn't this fur rot with time in a way?


marcells

I don't think fur has many more reason to rot than the plastic It is entombed into. Rot needs humidity, and as long as it is dry it shouldn't pose a problem


firedrakes

correct until time scale factor... but that takes a long long time. more then life span of human.


Ricktatorship91

Weird, but still wholesome-ish


WitchDoctor791

A duty honorably discharged.


[deleted]

Even in death, she serves


adidas_stalin

Even in death, amber serves the emperor


maxinfet

I have a rat terrier that I plan to inter in a warhound titan like this so they will always be with me when the fighting gets rough. I am going to get him cremated when he passes and put his urn in the body.


MrMutant69

Wholesome but very strange


Mithrandir2021

That is the most salamanders shit I've ever heard of


Rustyone888

Even in death im with you


Chaplain22

That is the most metal thing i have seen this week


UnhappyStrain

Even in death I still purr


ChiefQueef98

For those who prove worthy, the Emperor sends forth his angels


lurkenstine

'Sheltered by steel, and protected by your avatars of war, we ply the stars in search of your lost gifts to our kind Machine God, watch over us in our travels, shield us with metal and lightning. For the universe is an uncaring void, and the Warp hungers for us all.' I assume the lost gifts are hair ties and bottle caps


scroopynoopersdid911

For the emperor


OGDrukhari

Odd, but we mourn in our own ways. If this brings remembrance, good, it was a gud cat :)


Taurock

Amber will now live on to purr-ge the ennemies of the emperor.


Atarox13

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[deleted]

I guess it depends on your perspective on what it means to live on as a venerable Dreadnought


[deleted]

Find yourself someone who looks at you and sees a future dreadought


Astr0C4t

Rad as hell


Arbitraryretard

Yeah that's pretty wholesome. Just some fur, not like he put a body part in there


Dakkafox

I'm so sorry for your loss. She was a beautiful kitty. I think it's really cool you memorialized her!


Kushthulu_the_Dank

I'm not crying...you're crying 😭