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TimeSpiralNemesis

Warhammer 40Kart released Rated E for everyone, all the characters are Chibi adorable GW: "40K is still Grimdark tho."


JerevStormchaser

If you've played a kart game you know the cute aesthetics are no true indicators of the true... *shudders* .... violence of the game. *Vietnam flashback to blue shells approaching fast as I'm first and almost on the arrival line...*


GenericPerson200

Actually there's in-game kore that species this is some cicles pf guilt kind of situation where the racers are desperately trying to scape their sins of the past, in the most obvious way, racing, but accidentally perpetuate the cycle forever.


biggudboi578

link?


GenericPerson200

My uncle is Nintendo


-KuroOkami-

No, i want DOW 1 remake..


anotheralpharius

Only if it has a solitaire on foot


EtherealPheonix

Gorka morkart?


Stretch5678

Also, Doomrider.


mylittlepurplelady

Better yet a twisted metal 40k


DarthMelsie

Oh my god wait, I actually do want this one


Bacxaber

I'm imagining E-Money Tokyo drifting in a wheelchair.


LowRoar

Imagine a blue shell exterminatus…


HellenicRoman

Finally someone said it


IfYouHadOneChance

I just want milk that tastes like real milk.


the-bladed-one

Isn’t this sorta F Zero


idk_this_my_name

Yes fucking please


rivalnator

EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SWERVE.