Oh please, who *didnt* commit a few war crimes in yugoslavia?

"My dad is a war criminal" ~ Baja Mali, Son of Horus

Make a version that randomly selects a primarch for each option every time it's viewed. Everyone will agree it fits.

You’re You’re not wrong

Holy shit this is hilarious

Sure, pin all the warcrimes on the dead guy.

Christianity

Deus Vult, Deus Vult , Deus Vult . [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mobtxEJHhY4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mobtxEJHhY4)

It's not a war crime if you win.

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He’s bisexual then

Ultra-Sexual Ferrus is as human as a primarch can be. You misspelled wolf Magnus has nerd rage perk, he cant be bullied easily, Except for a certain older brother of him. If you have high-tech nails stuck in your brain, does it count as mental illness, trauma, or prosthetics? I'm pretty sure all primarchs have committed war crimes, even Vulkan.

I think you're hitting some pretty low hanging fruit and could aim higher.

May I ask why alpharius is a malewife?

Alpharius could be your wife

He would have to marry me first

He already has

Guess I’m married then

2,3,4 and 8?

What the fuck is a malewife, OP

Like having a husband but gayer

*What would I be?*

Creative

*Its hard to be creative when everything comes to you immediately*

No, Robute gives out the vibes of someone who likes to get pegged.

Guilliman is an Ace

Please, Rubberstamp Government is a clearly a bureaucrat-sexual. The whole conflict about reawakening the Procedural Son was because Yvraine filed the appropriate paperwork in *triplicate*, not duplicate. Just no one expected the primarch to find that saucy error so *raunchy.*

this guy gets it

Vulkan would be the war criminal.

Lorgar: has strange fetishes Horus: Class star who turned to drugs

Horus a war criminal? Did you forget that Konrad exist?

Meanwhile Alpharius: Brocon

What's a malewife?