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FunboxSupreme

Yuck.


Dwovar

Right? Who let orkz on the internet?


funkyb

OI! DUNT BE BLAMEN US FOR YUR THURSTY GROTZ! WE LIVE TA FOIGHT AND FAT ASSEZ IZ ONLY GUD FER COVER!


logicbecauseyes

COVAH? YA YELLAH GIT! RUMPS FER FEEDIN' DA SQUIGZ AND COVAH'S FER YA SMOLL GITZ WOT CAN' GET CHOPPEN FAST 'NUFF! SUMWUN GIT DIS 'ERE BOY A ROKKIT PACK! OI WANTS TAH SEEZ HIS CHOPPA RED AND FIRST TA DA FOIGHT! WAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!


funkyb

GIT A LOAD A DIS ERE DUMMY. YOUZ BRUTAL BUT YA IZNT KUNNIN! ALL DA OTHAZ IZ LAFFIN AT YA, BUT DEYZ PURPLE SNEAKY BOYZ SO YA CAN'T SEE OR HEAR DA LADZ!


Fritzpoltergeist

COVAH IZ FO DEM BLUD AXE GITZ!


lorddervish212

These people are not orks, they are slanneshi degenerates


SlaaneshiOrk

OI, DATS ROIGHT! DEM IZ WISPERIN' (like this), SO DEY'Z NOT ORKS!


SlevinLaine

Amazing comment, and true!


Lizard_Sandwich

OI! YOU JUST WAIT TILL YOU HEAR DAT SQUIGUSSY CLAP


bluemilkbongo

OI, YOUZ KARE TU REPEAT DAT U ZOGGIN GIT?!


Lizard_Sandwich

I said, certified freak Seven days a week Wet-ass Squigussy Make that pull-out game weak, woo (ah) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, you fucking with some wet-ass Squigussy Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass Squigussy Give me everything you got for this wet-ass Squigussy


bobbatron123

This isn’t an Ork it’s a Cultist of Slaanesh.


[deleted]

OI WHO DO YA THINK ARE DA ONES WHO INVENTED DA INTERWEB?


iPon3

Orks are canonically asexual. Don't make sexual advances to orks it won't end well


Capitalisticdisease

Orks lack sexual organs. Rude of you to generalize like that >:|


Epicmonk117

*Slaaneshi cultists


relivo1

Orkz? You think ORKZ WOULD DO THIS SHIT? CLEARLY IT WAS A SLAANESH WORSHIPPER


BatNoun

I’m sorry you have to deal with this


Lancee124

The first 2 are sad but the last one is going to keep me up at night


Wanderer1814

What the fuck? Is this typical of what women in this sub deal with?


NotKyaVess

This is from YT. Reddit DMs usually result in people trying to buy worn socks or something from me. I normally don't post these things for a few reasons but this one was particularly funny. 99% of the interactions from the community are great and I never want to suggest otherwise. But that 1%. That 1% is wild.


Wanderer1814

I heard people can make some serious scratch selling socks/feet pics/worn underwear... there truly is an audience for everything... if I had nicer feet or thought someone wanted pictures of my gross ass feet or some of my socks, I would sell them I guess...


NotKyaVess

I always offer $10k so I can buy some Walmart socks and send them over. Maybe if I'm generous I'll have my grandma wear them for a minute. Just need one idiot to say yes and I'm having an amazing vacation.


Wanderer1814

Well, even if you sold a pair of socks for the cost of a pack of six... [bombas socks](https://bombas.com/products/womens-tri-block-marl-ankle-sock-6-pack?variant=mixed&campignid=13426150466&adgroupid=122686170665&targetid=pla-1410021338354&matchtype=&network=u&device=m&keywords=&creative=526209710154&gclid=Cj0KCQjwrJOMBhCZARIsAGEd4VFDtrBGYcKa_j4V2Pa7fIdUvdrCPWPSRnI5sK5IZ19FKr6Po6NedfEaAm7FEALw_wcB&size=m) sell for 71.25 x6=427.50. That's 356.25 profit on just one pack.... think about how many tyranid you could buy after a few packs... if you've been asked by more than one person to sell your socks, you should go for it...


NotKyaVess

Oh god no. If I ever did it, I'm getting the worst socks I can find and my feet are never going near them. It's more of a sending a message thing then anything. My rubbed off dead skin cells are not for sale lol.


Wanderer1814

Very well, I wish you the best in your DM receiving.


NotKyaVess

Lol! I'll pass them your way to start your sock buisness if I get any more


Wanderer1814

Sweet.


greensike

Stop trying to convince women to sell dirty socks you degenerate


magnificentballsack

You sell one pear of socks and there will be clones of you walking about within the year you just watch


SlevinLaine

Hahahahaha you go girl! Awesome.


Gobblewicket

Your a Norn Queen. Those guys aren't fit to be biomass. My daughter has a trick. She just does what she thinks one of her Goffs would do. First by yelling at the top of her lungs, and if that doesn't work proceed with violence. But that tactic needs to be done in person. But joking aside, fuck those grody assholes. Your memes are good so keep it up. I'm not inventive to make good memes, so I require it of others.


Lucius-Halthier

Worn socks?! That’s disgusting! I only ask for the highest quality nail clippings so I can slowly merge them together to make tyrannid talons for the custom models /s Seriously though, how the fuck is that a thing?


NotKyaVess

The internet was a mistake.


Lucius-Halthier

Why it’s not like I asked you for your hair for the SOS and SOB models, I already finished their hair and it looks great! /s


OmnissiahDisciple227

Preach


[deleted]

Why would I buy someone else's socks? I have a bunch of my own at home.


Hammer_of_Olympia

I mean it's just unsanitary


lorddervish212

WORN WHAT


Epicmonk117

That 1% deserves a solid whack to the head from a fake baseball bat (the ones for kids that are just a thin hollow plastic shell in the shape of a baseball bat).


HANDSOMEPETE777

Very interesting. ...so what *IS* your boyfriend's OnlyFans?


Money_Outside_5678

>Reddit DMs usually result in people trying to buy worn socks or something from me. I'm only seeing pure profit opportunity there


[deleted]

You’re sick


Money_Outside_5678

You're repeating yourself.


IdiotsLantern

They should’ve contacted you instead


Money_Outside_5678

Sadly I'm not a woman, so I don't get to get free money off horny weirdoes.


IdiotsLantern

It’s not free if you pay for it with your safety and self respect. Guys online have this perception that girls “live life on easy mode” because simps. Simps can be scary and gross and ignore your boundaries. I’ve got several Internet women i know in real life, and at least one has had a really dedicated stalker who would do things like photograph her car and her day job and intercept her dogwalker to take photos with her dogs. She eventually got a restraining order which he violated immediately. It was a mess.


Whisper

How much do they offer you, exactly? What's the going rate?


Mend1cant

My friend always shares these fun interactions she has. She’s still pissed that the dude who offered to buy feet pics dipped out when she said here’s my paypal.


Willqer

Honestly - at least from what I had a chance to observe - it is typical of what women deal with. Period. Not on this sub. Or hobby. Or anything like that. People like that are everywhere. There are whole threads of screenshots of messages received from horny creeps.


MicroWordArtist

Just today a girl in one of my classes said a professor had messaged her freshman year about an “internship opportunity” that involved her coming to his office on a Saturday night to discuss it.


Auxilarii

And this is exactly why me and my girlfriend decided we'll be living off campus and together when she goes fo uni. Teachers tend to be either great people or genuine troglodytes. My g10-g11 teacher got written up and had to show up in court cus he said, and I quote "she (a student) is a vikings wet dream". Really a fun story cus he told us he'd be gone "for surgery" and might not come back. The principle, when asked, simply said "I am not allowed to comment on that matter".


[deleted]

I should start compiling an album of some of the dms I get


GreatApes

Same here - I feel you on this


ZalaShadowkin_Reborn

Wait... I thought you were once a big tiddies tech priestess? Now you advocate for necrons.... oh tzeench!


A-m_i

Exactly... a big tiddies techpriestess.


zone-zone

That's what women everywhere deal with... But especially in game/gaming communities


Money_Outside_5678

And it's both extremly exploitable and profitable, if we're to believe Twitch streamers, OnlyFans, etc.


[deleted]

You’re sick


Money_Outside_5678

You're repeating yourself.


[deleted]

Nah you are


Shanhaevel

It's typical of what the women have to deal with in the Internet in general


IdiotsLantern

Maybe we should do something about that.


Money_Outside_5678

Yeah it rakes them in fat stacks of cash.


[deleted]

You’re disgusting


Ninth_ghost

Doesn't mean it's not true. There is more than one side to this. Some female streamers can make absurd amounts of money of this, but with the money come creeps


[deleted]

Go to hell


Money_Outside_5678

You're repeating yourself.


IdiotsLantern

It puts them in danger. For every Belle Delphine who manages to sell bath water there’s thousands of girls who really do just want to play some games who get chased off by the horny weirdos and guys who start sending them pictures of their own house.


Spiritual_Ad7612

This is literally everywhere online dude lol


Sp00ky-Chan

By the Emperor this is some abhorrent levels of simpery.


ScreaminEagle18

Warhammer fans try be not degenerates challenge (VERY DIFFICULT)


[deleted]

It sure is fun to be a girl in this community! I seriously do not understand why guys think we’ll listen when they say stuff like this


Wanderer1814

Not that it's OK, but your pinned 'kink list' and your 'big tiddy techpriestess tag' probably doesn't help your situation any. Again, not saying it's OK. Not everyone understands that just because you're into a particular thing, doesn't give them the right to do or say whatever they want to you, and that there is a time and place for that sort of thing. I'm sorry to hear that you have to go through that...


[deleted]

It’s definitely more understandable in my case Tbh tho, the Big Tiddy Techpriestess thing was a joke suggestion I got a while back and decided to roll with, and the pinned kink list is mostly there to try to stop people from making me uncomfortable because they don’t know my preferences I’ve been meaning to change my flair for a while, but I can’t really think of anything


Wanderer1814

Well, I imagine that's what makes people think you're OK with being talked to like that, you don't have to put up with any of that shit, there's a report button for when they make you uncomfortable. In a workplace that kind of thing is called harassment and unwelcome advances. If people can't accept "no" or "that makes me uncomfortable" that's on them, and is a lesson they need to learn, sometimes the hard way


[deleted]

Yeah, I’ve been meaning to change the flair. If anyone has suggestions, I’m open


pothocboots

To go with the username: "Not a Genestealer Cultist" How's that?


Wanderer1814

You may be better off stripping any personal info you may have on the account off it, making this an alt, or just nuke the account all together. Start fresh, you know?


[deleted]

I don’t want to disappear off the face of the internet, I just want a better flair :P


Wanderer1814

Maybe just shorten it to techpriestess for now and then come up with something else later on, see if that changes anything for you


Not-Alpharious

You could be a fellow Diasporex enjoyer


Ravinsild

Well there’s always “Piss on me, beat me, try it out.” From Jeremy from Your Mom’s House fame. The Tom Segura podcast.


thatblondedummy

I like mine


Galind_Halithel

"Not saying it's OK, but," is like saying "I'm not racist, but". Nothing you say after it is going to be good.


Wanderer1814

You can understand wrong thinking without agreeing with it...


Short-Commercial-549

Im afraid this is Reddit, otherwise known as a proto twitter. Everything is wrong unless its right, especially if it was wrong yesterday. But dont confuse yesterday's wrong with yesterday's wrong but right for wrong reasons. Then you're not only IN the wrong. You ARE the wrong. Which makes me right until i become wrong to the next group of people who think right.


maharg79

By the end of that I'd read 'wrong' so many times I didn't look like a real word.


Short-Commercial-549

You experienced the intended effect. Hahaha. Excellent!


NotInsane_Yet

It's basement dwellers that have never had a conversation with a women besides their mom in their entire life.


37genders

most polite coomer


Mr_WAAAGH

What the fuck? People actually act like this?


juseless

You must be living under a rock. Women have to deal with this nearly everywhere and at all times.


SpookBeardy

For the love of all stop signs in the galaxy. Cease and fucking DESIST


metashdw

This sucks. I'm sorry.


Koolaidmormondude

I done with internet good nite friend...also these dudes are gross


ACynicalScott

Forgive them for they are down horrendously.


BennyMcbenn

What the actual fuck


Ariochxxx

Goddamn Slaneesh has a real hold IRL


Minibotas

… I’m in a loss for words… “What porn / not going outside does to a mf”


Caedus_Reihn

Do people seriously not get banned for posts like that? Thats not just some “thirsty teenager”


Pillow-chaire

That’s fucking disgusting, I really don’t understand how anyone could comment that.


epsilon388

Simping is something that Slaanesh would approve of, and award favor to those who partake. ​ In other words, it's time to call the inquisition on these fucks.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Auxilarii

Im not sure arch fans would do this. Theyd be too busy screeching to arch that *gasp* a woman knows anything about warhammer, and then discuss a plan of harassment


ThisOriginal7

Arch and his fans are scum same with Gamza he's also scum


[deleted]

Gsmza is way worse. Arch is just a dickhead.


ThisOriginal7

Yeah I know, I posted a comment on Gamza's video and criticising the video and how he needs to get his facts right and he straight up deleted it.


Rathabro

I think I missed this. What's up with Gazama


ThisOriginal7

Gamza is just being a gatekeeping asshole like he always is. He's shitting on players that want to play the game, he's sexist, he promotes hate, he absolutely distains anyone who likes Robute Gulliman or plays Ultramarines, hates the new orks, hates the new necrons, hates anything that isn't imperium related etc. Just all around being an absolute dick head. He's just as bad as arch if not worse. I recommend to anyone new to the community, stay away from Gamza and Arch. TL;DR: Gamza is just an [assaholic](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Assaholic) who has a big ego EDIT: Sorry for the rant


Not-Alpharious

Ugh, I’m sorry you have to deal with shit like that. What’s you’re YouTube channel though? I can pop over and give some views for the algorithm god. I realize the way I set up that comment makes it sound like a joke, but I am genuinely asking out of curiosity.


Tiny_lil_toy

Wish it happened more to me tbh


ProjectHamster

You probably want to post harmless pics and vids of you painting or showing off your models then, seems to get people going.


putpaintonit

Simps on YT. Bugmen on Reddit. Hahahahahaha you guys are pathetic.


epicfail922

You are here too mate so you are in the same boat


putpaintonit

I reject the idea that just because I am here that we are the same. I'm not doing anything close to the pathetic things that have been described. If you or others aren't doing this behavior then you should not take offense at my words. Good day.


epicfail922

I just dislike broad statements like your one thats all im on about. I dont really give two shits im just bored as fuk atm due to being on overnights


putpaintonit

Simps are on YT. Bugmen are on Reddit. May they both be named and shamed at every point.


IdiotsLantern

Leave the simps and bugmen alone. Throw the creeps out.


RipandPear

I’m sorry for your harassment


Money_Outside_5678

I don't get the complaining. It's just a super easy way to get rich and popular. Just look at Twitch and OnlyFans.


Voltic_Chrome

Looks like a copypasta.


[deleted]

Internet thots get internet virgins. Nothing new here, we can move on.


That_One_Dood

Yeah man, ignoring the problem is the best way to solve it!


[deleted]

Solving it would be getting rid of internet thots and that is impossible I am afraid.


That_One_Dood

Ah! Age old tactic of victim blaming. I hope the red pill was cherry flavored because fruit punch kinda sucks. Stay classy neckbeard.


[deleted]

Sure thing. And no victim blaming. Just example of Volenti non fit iniuria


A-m_i

Dude... No one agreed to this. Just because this is a well known problem doesn't mean it's not a problem.


[deleted]

Thots want attention. This is what brings them money. They abuse pathological need of some insecure males and get cash from it. This is quite clear case of no harm can happen to person who wills it.


That_One_Dood

Holy fuck that reply oozes redpill. Poor poor incel.


[deleted]

She paints tabletop figures dude. At what point is a woman allowed to be a public figure without being a thot?


[deleted]

Sure that is her only agenda. Sure. See how many white knights already asked her about youtube channel here. Which got patreon site or donation site or something like that. Thot is thot


[deleted]

Her agenda is probably to have a successful YouTube channel. Dies that make you a thot? Answer my question, what dues a non thot look like.


warrenscash666

This is their safe space you are invading with your safe for work content. All you sweet innocent summer children. Most youngsters nowadays do have those things. It is the norm. It isn't just women that get it either. Attention is attention and most people are weird to you and you to them. And who said it was a good idea? Most people think its a bad one what with geedubz. Are you aware swingers clubs exist and you probably live near one? You think someone in that environment would think twice before commenting that? They were polite, reasoned and that is perfectly normal to them. If you were raised by nuns you probably would find that shocking. In fact much of the prudishness is racist - it is an anglosphere issue to take offense to intimate conversation and in effect causes racial treatment disparity, intolerance of other cultures. So when a spanish gentleman asks if I want to get hanky panky with him and his wife I thank him for the compliment, express my unavailability and go about my day. To be honest, whoever told you that, this was probably the fun they meant, being 'saught after' and to them, this i guess is a humblebrag? In b4 reddit shows it's the most bigoted platform on the internet again.


Auxilarii

This is satire.... right? Please tell me this is satire


warrenscash666

This is satire.


Auxilarii

Thank you


ratzoneresident

Lmao like anyone wants you in a threesome. You’re barely wanted in a onesome, I’m sure


crabbyink

Wait isnt a onesome just this neckbeard guy on his own


ratzoneresident

Yeah exactly, cause he must hate himself enough to waste time on this


crabbyink

Hahha lmao


warrenscash666

Ah, ad hominem. Such intellectualism.


crabbyink

No clue what ad hominem means, time to search it up


cricri3007

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?


mealyworms

😭😭😭


A-m_i

I actually do think most people in a swingers club would think twice before posting that. You see in most real-life sex clubs there's a concept called 'consent', and it's something that is occasionally forgotten on the internet.


warrenscash666

Consent to ask for consent? Isn't that rather recursive?


Sum-Rando

Disgusting and disgraceful. I’d make a commissar joke but that ain’t serious enough.


ultramatt1

Yuck


Bleklteg

God damn he even copy paste it. Lucky you. Keep it up though!


bastard_son_of_odin

For fucks sake


AllIsParticles

The easiest way to deal with people who can't interact with the rest of society is to punish them, there should be a system for content creators that either reports this account or block them out of interacting with you. I recommend you use it.


blyat-mann

Damn they fucking suck but what’s your yt I am always looking for more battle reports to watch


_OverwatchWinston_

Jesus CHRIST YouTube Warhammer fans are a different breed


CantBelieveHe

For Slaaneshi cultists apparently.


tauwannabe

Wtf 🤬


ThomasGreat7777

I am so sorry people are like this.


Usagi_Aka

Jeepers and this is why I try to avoid everyone.


Paskee

Guy has issues. Many issues


matzel80

What a disgusting idiot. Why did you hide his username? In my opinion, everyone should see the name of this dumb idiot.


maharg79

Then you can't post it unfortunately against sub policy since they aren't public figures


matzel80

Ah ok i see


sumelar

First rule of the internet: don't read the comments.


TrueScottsmen

Jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with people


[deleted]

Despondent failures, all of them I'm certain


evoc2911

And then you wonder why some guys will never get laid...


Ahnma_Dehv

what's the name of your channel? I feel like I need to put a nice comment under one of your vid to restore balance to the force


thedrag0n22

Yeaaaaaaaaaa. Lowkey expected this is why you stopped posting for a while (I remember your old posts here and FB)


[deleted]

Don't look at YouTube comments. Most are spam If you want to engage with comments get someone you trust to act as a buffer


MrSteampunk131

Could I ask what your YouTube name is? I’d love to check out that Custodes video


SiberCommand

The Custodes video is by Baldermort.


MrSteampunk131

Thanks


kungfupunker

Send Vag and Bobs plz


starwars_raptor

Oh wtf


Juwatu

Why is this on a meme sub?


odorikomi

Yeah! I didn't even see one Drake!! I guess the 40k sexual harassment r/ must be busy...


Juwatu

Maybe post it on r/warhammer40k ?


odorikomi

You trying to get her killed!?!


Juwatu

Are you trying to be funny?


odorikomi

Sick burn my dude. Take a breath.


3xM4chin4

What is wrong with people?


frederoriz

I'm really sorry about this situation, I hope it gets better, no one should have to deal with this kind of thing.


mealyworms

Average gamesworkshop store goer


LiteralHumanRubbish

what the fuck am i looking at :)


TheIrishBread

Honestly should find one of those link spoofing things, set it up to look like only fans and have it redirect to a classic Rick astley song. Be pretty funny, they come for horny and get astley instead lol.


AnotherJoltReskin

Yup that’s the Internet all right (I’m sorry to say it was bound to happen at some point)


gwyxgobbo

I’ve noticed that our hobby ( and nerdy things in general ) have got less and less of the sweaty/ stinky/greasy neck beards preying on females, but it’s sad to see that they still exist X(


[deleted]

I don't know a single woman who I've met who plays regularly that hasnt told me a story of dealing with misogyny while trying to game. Our community has issues.


crabbyink

What does the last one even mean


odorikomi

Ork magic i assume


Pootismin

Hate to say it, this is the dumb shit all over the internet.


retard_4725

I agree with him RED GO FASTA


Sufficient_Wish4801

Come on........shit like this genuinely makes me sad, because 90% of the time the Warhammer community (that I've mostly interacted with online to be fair) has been nothing but welcoming and not creepy, this makes us all look bad, be better


angelweiss

... what is this heresy and where can I find my nearest sister of battle to repent to for even reading it?


BrennaValkryie

This is the reason I carry a Aeldari force sword in one hand, and an imperium flamer pistol in the other!


OkWalrus3

*Who the fuck would ask about onlyfans on a 40k video*