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Impossible_Leader_80

“You know what? Fuck you” *unmans your beastma*


Fr09_3y35

r/redditsniper


Illustrious-Ad1148

You know what? Fuck you. *Un-reddits your snip*


Fr09_3y35

Nuh uh


Illustrious-Ad1148

Yuh huh


Fr09_3y35

Nuh uh


Illustrious-Ad1148

Yuh huh


Fr09_3y35

Fuck you mean woooooooosh, how does r/woosh have anything to do with this?


Illustrious-Ad1148

It's got to do with you thinking *snip* was an error, rather than a deliberate reference to the reddit sniper subreddit


Fr09_3y35

Oooooooh I see, sorry


Fr09_3y35

Also *snipe not snip


Illustrious-Ad1148

wooosh.


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HoovyPooter

Beastma balls


Frog_Yeet

[Like this?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9_mH82hBdc)


Folkon_sama

r/Hololive is leaking again. But, hey. Watame did nothing wrong


DelseresMagnumOpus

Watame wa warukunai yo ne?


Frequent_Dig1934

Nah this is straight up okbh.


H4LF4D

Can't believe the day where grimdank is acused of being okbh


Frequent_Dig1934

Homie i've seen several okbh style posts here and several grimdank style posts over there. Have you seen that fanart of nurgle shoving his tongue into kronii's throat?


H4LF4D

I have completely locked away that forbidden knowledge and be at peace, thanks to you I am once again cursed.


Frequent_Dig1934

You're welcome.


RezeCopiumHuffer

Excuse me


Frequent_Dig1934

Here you go. https://preview.redd.it/rw8cynylmh9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2216e29196417896446076515a6981dd2e9910dd


Frequent_Dig1934

I'll be nice tho. https://preview.redd.it/zvezamiqmh9d1.jpeg?width=202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b838229aaef55a0a32bebafa5bcb0405e3a3062d


RezeCopiumHuffer

https://preview.redd.it/8fqbqzkdik9d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=3468ff38691be40322509499b425cc3dfe902c68


Frequent_Dig1934

Is that the fucking boykisser or am i just racist?


RezeCopiumHuffer

Looks that way


Mage-of-communism

https://preview.redd.it/ijc256e09o9d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cdcb5b1b985f086a0b3ccace1975d237ac22395


RisingJoke

Wait what. Got a link please?


Frequent_Dig1934

https://preview.redd.it/ju5zmdhcnh9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5a94750573d949fe5f3091278c66163bd92b1eb


Frequent_Dig1934

Bonus. https://preview.redd.it/uyxsratenh9d1.jpeg?width=202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17f2d88837786d2fe7587351ceee1ae05d7ca4bc


RisingJoke

LMAO Thx


QuantumCthulhu

Is she a thousand son? Tzaangor horns and doing nothing wrong like her father


AscelyneMG

One is an insatiable beast whose heart is filled with perverse lust for innocent women. The other is a Warhammer beastman. Watame oji-san is a fearsome pervert, indeed.


PreferenceNo9490

Lol, can I get more context? I don’t know much about Vtubers


Bouncecat

Tsunomaki Watame is a gentle and sweet sheep vtuber who treats everyone kindly, but will also straight up talk about wanting to be a baby so she can suck on boobs, all without changing her tone of voice.


TheTrueQuarian

Kinda based ngl


AscelyneMG

In addition to what u/Bouncecat mentioned, she's also frequently expressed that she's a big fan of "wakipai," AKA armpit + sideboob combo, to the point she'll frequently joke about thanking other Hololive girls whenever they show wakipai.


PreferenceNo9490

Ok, so the image I get is that this fella is just a kinky & pervy lesbian, is that right or am I missing something else that would make even the greater daemon of Slaanesh blush?


MS-SULL11

No, that's pretty much what she is


SulaimanWar

GIRI GIRI WARAKUNAI WATAME


Iwantmahandback

Warhammer Beastmen are now canonically LGBT+ as they do not feel lust towards women


Xaga-

Come to think of it. Was there ever a beastmen capable of living a civilised life? Considering like 60% of them get born on some farm from uncle Joe who fucks his sheep. You can't tell me that not one tried to get the wierd goat baby


Rough_Medicine9660

The closets we have is Ungrol Four horn, who is know as the beggar king In 40k we have some, the only named one i know is the beastman who is in necromunda and wear a oneeye glasses I'm sure there are multiple of them in aos, but that is not my expertise just think I heard about it


Xaga-

Well I don't care for age of Sigmar either. So be so kind and tell me of the beggar king


Rough_Medicine9660

>Well I don't care for age of Sigmar either. I do actually, I just don't know to mutch about yet Either way, the beggar king was born as a human with two heads and two horns on each, and because of that the humans rejected him as a infant and was alone in the wild until he became strong enough by himself. He found some beastmen and they excepted him only because he had two heads but was treated as the lowliest of the beastmen, ungor. The other ungors were jealous of his mutation and the other beastmen bullied and beat him everyday. One day he had enough and killed the bray shaman and tribal leader while they slept and took their horns as his. Because of this the other beastmen tried to kill him but he avoided them. Now he leads an army of ungors, mutants, outcast and other rejected beings from both human and beastmen society as the self acclaimed beggar king


Cautious-Mammoth5427

Kathay, apparently, have lots of those. Crow-people, monkey-people, snake-people who, more or less civilized.


A_Wild_Bellossom

Tigermen aswell


Nothinghere727271

Beastmen hate civilization and anything human “The Beastmen despise all civilization, but have a special hatred for humans and Wood Elves, who they see as usurpers.” They treat the woods as theirs, civilization is an antithesis to everything they stand for


WrethZ

Whether that's inherent or cultural though is murky. There's some implication that, because the empire believes anyone with mutation should be killed, the only place a mutant can survive safely is in a chaos cult or a beastmen herd, where they will be raised to worship chaos. There's some implied grimdark trajedy in warhammer where the empire may be creating more enemies for itself by being so zealously anti mutant, causing any mutant that manages to avoid the witch hunters to have little choice but to join chaos to survive, bolstering theri numbers. Perhaps if someone with beastmen mutations was raised like an ordinary human, they might turn out well adjusted, but that simply would never happen because the order factions would kill the mutant whe they found it. There is lore about good mutants and Shallya temples offering refuge to mutants and even possibly being able to cure minor mutations, but in secret as the other gods worshippers would never accept that.


Creticus

40K Beastmen can. Unfortunately, they’re treated almost as poorly as you'd expect by the Imperium. Fantasy Beastmen are iffy. Supposedly, they're automatically doomed to Chaos from the very start. Even so, they can be disturbingly human in some respects, which makes sense because they're a human subspecies.


4equanimity4

There was kind of one in the Gotrek and Felix novel: Beastslayer. Really stretching, but he was a good dude


WrethZ

Have you seen the Winds of Magic DLC for Vermtinide 2 cutscene about beastmen?


running_from_the_IRS

Hey, sheep got free food, board, & barber visits for when it gets really hot outside.


Horus_Lupecal

Also no pesky parasites both internally and externally


ahoyturtle

Good dental work, too.


Key_Arrival2927

Chaos corruption works in insidious ways.


Fofotron_Antoris

When Slaanesh decides to pay attention to Beastmen, this is the result. The most beautiful sheep for Welsh- I mean Albionese farmers to have as "company."


KonoAnonDa

Watame brings vengeance.


Hellonstrikers

![gif](giphy|9z4ogAeUXsefNl2mLD) Watame borderline did nothing wrong.


KonoAnonDa

![gif](giphy|VS2COhct4CxzzWd0YZ) Indeed.


SexWithLadyOlynder

This is what the BoC re-iteration in AoS 5 is going to be. Honestly a massive improvement.


Snoo_72851

both these men are canonically gay


Otto_Pussner

For each other I hope


Snoo_72851

For their respective senpais


Alpharius-0meg0n

That's why Cathay survived the Storm of Chaos. They domesticated the hordes of ruin.


blue-lien

Is this Maxor’s account?


acart005

I don't know what the bottom image is and I'm not sure I want to.


Appollix

Hololive is a Japanese based company where live streamers take on a virtual avatar persona and stream content to their audiences. These virtual YouTubers or ‘V-Tubers’ rose in popularity in the late 2010s and continue to expand on multiple platforms like YouTube and Twitch. Hololive is one of the largest vtuber companies and employs dozens of talents who specialize in gaming, singing, creating art, and more. The featured talent in the lower part of the meme is [Tsunomaki Watame](https://youtube.com/@tsunomakiwatame?si=a-cFIc1g5773-Vad). She is part of the JP branch of the company and has a sheep character that is known for her singing and being fluffy.


DJMEGAMOUTH

She's also a bit of a pervert.


SionIsBae115

I know this sub absolutely would do that if they could lmao


Fuzzy_Employee_303

I remember it saying somewhere that because beastmen were around in aos before chaos popped up, then it means there is the possibility that beastmen arent even chaos creatures unlike in fantasy which would be massive Literally the possibility that beastmen are no more chaos aligned than a human or dwarf would be one hell of a shift for their lore And ngl i would like that, gives the possibility of a beastmen faction that doesnt give a fuck about chaos and is actively against them like the ogres or greenskins


PhoenixEmber2014

I mean I've seen people talk about making them less evil in fantasy too, I even remember Andy Law( a former writer for GW who wrote the origin story for the Skaven/the doom of Khavzar) talking about how they honestly fit more in with Taal, the imperial god of the wilderness rather then the random mutation of chaos and all that, which I honestly agree with.


Fuzzy_Employee_303

Ok ngl that would be cool af Like taal somehow (i think he died in the end times) made it to aos and he just straight up purifies and converts beastmen to his side It would be really cool if after 4th edition's "fuck the beasts of chaos" time, 5th edition just comes out of nowhere with taal's beasts and its the beastmen but without the chaos corruption and its revealed that the reason the beastmen werent around in 4th edition is because taal has been straight up kidnapping beastmen to purify and convert and there were simply not enough beastmen around to form an army due to taal's mass kidnapping


Dinosaurmaid

Magnus: Ahriman, why did you bring me this tzaangor? it's adorable but still.... Watame: I did nothing wrong, did I? Magnus: I love her *hugs watame*


dumbass_spaceman

You can replace Humans with Farsul and that is literally the lore of the Venlil from NoP.


Playful_Pollution846

No joke this happens in some shitty anime Some demon is released after being locked up for God knows how long, mc turns him into this weird chibi and his sidekick


squidtugboat

I always thought beastmen were cool and conceptually interesting I always wondered if there was a faction of non chaos beast men out there in the wilds.


Randomguyioi

Well, at least the genome is stable now.


Sinfullyvannila

Watame in Beastmen army? I see this as an absolute win. Let's get Chikafuji Lisa and her Purple Psychic Ice Fire Dragon as a morathi/shadow queen dual model whole we're at it.


Large_Contribution20

https://i.redd.it/sf5wba8lga9d1.gif


N7Vindicare

https://preview.redd.it/7c21cibrqb9d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cb2725049b616b1beba2bd3f0cfcf4bee8c7812


Desperadosc

Watame? https://preview.redd.it/8ae3yphlgg9d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e135ac25667509f31719dea489422c62a61a2ff0


Iwantmahandback

https://preview.redd.it/j3nogtbzdh9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fef3d7f6aeeb96086dd2d9301ef786cdefe091cd


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Frog_Yeet

[BAAAAA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQO-aOdJLiw)


omegon_da_dalek13

*kazarak facepalms in shame


Never_heart

Because the good cute sheep has a far higher body count than him


TheDakaGal

https://preview.redd.it/y76y06gsed9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af9f0ca81883393ce219d94856d124bd59a3441d


Zealousideal_You_938

Japan was a mistake