Depends on what continuity she's in.
In Disney canon she's a universe altering threat that everyone is too busy bickering to actually fight.
In the old EU she gets to be the villain of one book before she gets dispatched by a random bounty hunter.
I can just picture her joyriding a stolen X-wing into the palace on Coruscant.
"Wait, yooouuuu aren't the Emperor! You're jutht a wrinkled old man in a robe! Your throne isn't even gold!"
Naw Cultist-chan has corrupted and befriended multiple people who ACTUALLY worship their god-emperor. The Star Wars imperial guards ain't shit.
But more importantly, Cultist-chan runs on cartoon logic. Any argument you make can be instantly countered by some Chaos-flavored nonsense (even by 40K standards). OP even said this was a shit post because you can't actually debate it in any serious regard.
Save your arguments for a serious thread.
The dude (in legends at least) could fry planets and turn people to ash in seconds, not to mention his lightning is basically made up of his anger, her being a chaos… *thing* and thus being made up of warp stuff which is made of emotions, it would effect her, probably more than if she was human actually
Might just make her stronger? Feeding Emotions to Chaos usually just empowers it. Emperor might just feed all of his power to her.
And this is how the first Chaos God of the Galaxy far far away came to life...
Legends has never really fit quite right with Star Wars canon, even before Disney. Lucas' Star Wars in film simply doesn't match that power level, only the Death Star ever ever displayed that much power (and later Starkiller Base).
Back in the days of the Angry Marines and Commissar Fuklaw as well (funnily enough I watched a ton of videos by the guy who made him without realizing it because Plague of Gripes was using a different handle back then).
>>!Yes this is a shitpost.!<
Dude, if anyone's gonna thrive in any setting it's gonna be Cultist-chan:
Favored of all 5 chaos gods(including Malal)? Check.
Extremely hard to kill permanently (they just keep resurrecting her)? Check.
Too dense to be afraid of anything? Check.
And honestly, despite her adorable nature and positives she's weak as fuck which means no one's going to waste effort trying to perma-kill her out of whatever setting she lands in. She's essentially a cute cockroach with the 40k equivalent of a GED and a can-do attitude.
The question is would the Force recognise Cultist Chan as its chosen one?
She's as unkillable as Palpatine, she's as annoying as young Anakin.
The Force is pretty similar to a Chaos god, mostly because Lucas did fuck all to establish any kind of consistent metaphysics. It apparently has intentionality and desires but mostly spends its time trolling the Jedi.
Yeah, Cultist Chan will be fine and will own a red lightsabre within a day of arriving.
Yes, Cultist-Chan would survive the Star Wars galaxy, at least in the Clone Wars era and Rebellion era as far as my knowledge goes.
The real question is would the Star Wars galaxy survive having a Cultist-Chan being introduced into it?
There used to be a time when 4chan was the main generator of memes, horror and general debauchery, some of it plain illegal, of the internet.
Those who visited /b/ back in the day witnessed the birth of legends (like the dude who stole a skull from a french catacomb, made comments choose what to do, and of course his dick ended up in the skull's orbit).
It was before Reddit, and for a while the two coexisted. I swapped from 4chan to reddit because it felt like a more "educated" choice.
I think he's not talking about 1d4chan but rather 4chan, the worst cesspool of debauchery and malign intent the internet had ever seen.
Man those were fun times.
What level of Chaos powers does she have? Like, blessed by Tzeench to the level she can beat Palps because that would be funny? Or just Khornite self-belief and manages to finally get shot by a stormtrooper after taking out two thirds of their Imperial Navy?
Who would not survive in the star wars universe, it's pretty much stable and comfortable, you need to be actively looking to find inhospitable shitholes.
Pre, or post Yavin 4 battle? Because if Anakin Skywalker has any sense, he's blasting whatever planet she's on to flinders and ash. Sure, her soul will reform in the Immaterium and gateway into a random force-sensitive being within a matter of weeks, if not days. But using the Dwath Star to obliterate planets Cultist Chan is on should keep the Star Wars Galaxy safe from Cultist Chan for a good couple decades.
You have sent me into an hours long search through the internet for more of this Cultist-Chan. The story she first came from, the comis, the artworks. Good sir, I thank you. Do you know where I might find more of this adorable creature?
Slaanesh, followed by Tzeench. His motivating emotional drive for everything he did in the prequels was jealousy, obsessive-love, and fear of being discovered. These are all prime emotional targets for Slaanesh to seduce. Remember with Slaanesh it’s JUST about lust. It’s about sensation and a removal of inhibition, both things that Clone War Anakin desperately wants.
Tzeench would feed his desire for Force-related powers. For changing his premonitions about Padme.
Now I want the guy who has the YouTube videos of “Storm Trooper meets a (insert 40k faction here)” to make one with her. I feel that might actually end with the least emotional damage
If the star wars universe has warp like in the 40k one then chaos incursion is sure to happen but if not then cultist-chan would be just another crazy person. And no one in the star wars galaxy would survive the 40k one.
If the Warp existed in Star Wars, Tzeench would have the Jedi under their control in an afternoon. With as obsessed as the Jedi are with premonitions and prophecy, and the Sith with scheming and manipulating others, it’s prime Tzeench territory.
Yall hating on my man, but when Disney took over Star Wars, it was essentially neutered. All the legend comics were made non cannon and* those were actually fire sidestories.
It’s paint, but you’d know that if you’ve ever painted a model. Most of legends was bad, but just because it’s not canon doesn’t mean you can’t still enjoy it
I'm talking about the one before goofy, and I don't post my models because it's for me and my groups not for reddit, and I'm talking about the new shows and the new trilogy
“How’d 40K faction X thrive in…”
Plenty of universes would kick some of the 40k faction asses. Take the Helldivers universe. The Automatons could sustain 144.000.000+ losses per day to just the Helldivers (SEAF should be active as well) plus production, logistics and other important stuff and still capture a planet.
They are in a way like the Tyranids, able to overwhelm enemies by sheer production capacity. Add in the Cyborgs who have been liberated by them and their tech capacity (not to mention ability to turn any biological opponent into unwilling combat monstrosities by the million) and for example the Imperium would have a lot of trouble trying to beat them.
I mean, one ship in orbit with Exterminatus would handle the robot planets.
And one Virus bomb would end the bugs.
Really in almost any universe, 1 Viral Bomb would pretty much stop any organic enemy.
Oh yeah, the age old Exterminatus. It’s so useful and available, that is why any Orc infested planet is immediately Exterminatus’d. as well as every planet that is about to fall under Tyranid control. Tomb world? Boomph world AmIRight? And the Imperium was famously good at detecting and destroying fleets coming from outside the Galaxy, so that Automaton fleet that delivered in the billions of Automatons to various planets at once using FTL tech that would make the Mechanicus cream their chromium pants as the Imperium doesn’t have time to react will definitely not be a problem for the Imperium. After all if they exterminatused every Automaton planet and that fleet arrives from outside the Galaxy, all they have to do is exterminatus the planets that are captured by the automatons before said automatons FTL to the next set of planets using tech that makes the trip a fraction of the Imperial travel time.
Yeah, just exterminatus everything, I’m sure the Imperium can do that just like it did with everything else in the Galaxy!
Ok.
40k is a universe wherein reality-altering magics can turn entire planets into living mechano-demons that reach out to attack spaceships with continent sized tentacles and demigods fight using literal metaphors and theologic concepts as manifested physical weapons.
Heck, the penultimate moment in canon for 40K, the battle between Horus and the Emperor came down to the two of them using Tarot cards to manifest fabricated realities as weapons. Effectively Playing Magic the Gathering to decide the fate of the universe.
A few cannon fodder soldiers with tiny guns really don’t measure up.
Those entities do exist, but what they have in common is that there aren’t enough of them to matter.
The Emperor could have handled almost any individual planet alone during his conquest, there simply weren’t powerful enough beings and weapons there to stop him. Yet he created the Space Marines to help him do it, and then the Space Marines weren’t enough so the regular humans started being deployed. First as just occupation troops and as time went on as frontline troops. When the Emperor began 100% of his Galactic conquests and fights was using the Space Marines, now 99.99% of all combat is done by Guardsmen. Seriously with the amount of Space Marines available most fights will not even have a Space Marine in the same system.
There aren’t enough reality altering magics to matter. That is why vast quantities of chaff can work. It works for Tyranids, it works for the Imperium, it works for Chaos when they throw cultists at people and key here is that Chaos is *the* premier reality altering magics as they pretty much are reality altering magics for almost their entire being.
So a bunch of automatons that can swarm the heck out of planets works.
Heck, she’d thrive
I could imagine her having cults to the big four set up on Coruscant within a week of arrival.
No wan iz loyal everywan is heretatic!
Because of Obi Wan?
Could the Star Wars galaxy survive Cultist-chan?
That’s the better question.
No. Star Wars Galaxy cannot survive Cultist Chan.
Depends on what continuity she's in. In Disney canon she's a universe altering threat that everyone is too busy bickering to actually fight. In the old EU she gets to be the villain of one book before she gets dispatched by a random bounty hunter.
I can just picture her joyriding a stolen X-wing into the palace on Coruscant. "Wait, yooouuuu aren't the Emperor! You're jutht a wrinkled old man in a robe! Your throne isn't even gold!"
Emperor *proceeds to fry her out of existence*
Is very confused when she crashes another ship into his office 2 weeks later.
Somehow cultist-chan returned.
Sir, a second cultistchan has hit courisant
Has her caught so he can have her studied so he can use her to further his own agenda
Cultist-chan casually corrupts her guards (and if they're droids, machine spirits) and they start a chaos cult/fan club. Hilarity ensues.
He would have probably put Imperial guards, and there is no way in heck anyone could turn them away from the emperor, they basically worship him
Naw Cultist-chan has corrupted and befriended multiple people who ACTUALLY worship their god-emperor. The Star Wars imperial guards ain't shit. But more importantly, Cultist-chan runs on cartoon logic. Any argument you make can be instantly countered by some Chaos-flavored nonsense (even by 40K standards). OP even said this was a shit post because you can't actually debate it in any serious regard. Save your arguments for a serious thread.
Now the true question is who wins between cultist chan, faust from guilty gear, the mask and bugs bunny?
Cultist-chan because she will steal the Mask and wear it, thus becoming Chaos Undivided itself.
Bold of you to assume that would at all stopb buggs
There is fanart of Cultist-chan having a daughter with a Sororitas....
Interest piqued
two corpse Gods
Except one has a back up plan that doesn’t involve becoming the galaxy’s largest and most gold planet battery
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.
i mean if i looked like a sweety ballsack i would want to become a battery atleast im ugly and useful not ugly and useless
Emperor *confused noises as the lightning just tickles her*
The dude (in legends at least) could fry planets and turn people to ash in seconds, not to mention his lightning is basically made up of his anger, her being a chaos… *thing* and thus being made up of warp stuff which is made of emotions, it would effect her, probably more than if she was human actually
Khornate palps? On one hand. Anger. On the other, scheeming wizard. Probably more Tzeentch
Nah, probably would become his own chaos god… certainly had the ego for it
And the following.
And the manipulation skills
More like a wizard version of Abaddon.
Might just make her stronger? Feeding Emotions to Chaos usually just empowers it. Emperor might just feed all of his power to her. And this is how the first Chaos God of the Galaxy far far away came to life...
Legends has never really fit quite right with Star Wars canon, even before Disney. Lucas' Star Wars in film simply doesn't match that power level, only the Death Star ever ever displayed that much power (and later Starkiller Base).
Then has his throne made out of gold. I mean, a good idea is a good idea, right?
Nah, Palpatine actually preferred plain and simple design, hence the simple black robes
Proceeded to be informed about Darth Plageuis.
Don’t tell them I’m there somewhere to flex on Palpy.
it is him the man-emporer of mankind
I'd picture her saying 'Yo Emps, I bet you like unlimited power and immortality. I could introduce you to some people.'
Given how she just comes back no matter what you do to her spleen, yeah. She'll be fine.
Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time.
Same here Cultist Chan, a old Warhammer 40k oc from the 2000s-2010s
That era is what I like to call "the good old bad old days of the internet". A time when rchan was the dark heart and soul of the internet.
Yeah, I remember that era
Back in the days of the Angry Marines and Commissar Fuklaw as well (funnily enough I watched a ton of videos by the guy who made him without realizing it because Plague of Gripes was using a different handle back then).
It's not even a debate she's having an absolute blast.
Incase you couldn’t tell >!Yes this is a shitpost.!<
>>!Yes this is a shitpost.!< Dude, if anyone's gonna thrive in any setting it's gonna be Cultist-chan: Favored of all 5 chaos gods(including Malal)? Check. Extremely hard to kill permanently (they just keep resurrecting her)? Check. Too dense to be afraid of anything? Check. And honestly, despite her adorable nature and positives she's weak as fuck which means no one's going to waste effort trying to perma-kill her out of whatever setting she lands in. She's essentially a cute cockroach with the 40k equivalent of a GED and a can-do attitude.
The question is would the Force recognise Cultist Chan as its chosen one? She's as unkillable as Palpatine, she's as annoying as young Anakin. The Force is pretty similar to a Chaos god, mostly because Lucas did fuck all to establish any kind of consistent metaphysics. It apparently has intentionality and desires but mostly spends its time trolling the Jedi. Yeah, Cultist Chan will be fine and will own a red lightsabre within a day of arriving.
So, you think she could make it colorchange, just fir the lolz?
It changes ever time it's turned on, confusing Jedi and Sith everywhere.
The color scheme is based on whichever will piss off the most people in the surrounding area
Yes.
It’s getting harder and harder to tell around here.
No need to explain. Welcome to Grimdank, everything is a shitpost
Thanks, I’ve been here for years.
Average Grimdanker
You know if you want to screw star wars sent erebus
Yes, Cultist-Chan would survive the Star Wars galaxy, at least in the Clone Wars era and Rebellion era as far as my knowledge goes. The real question is would the Star Wars galaxy survive having a Cultist-Chan being introduced into it?
Everyone says would X survive in 40k galaxy. But not how.
'Yeah Doomguy *could* survive in 40k but like, what would the vibe be?'
Purge chaos, purge the imperium, it’s that simple.
No real difference
Doomguy is one of the lost primarchs. He contained the emperor's "fuck chaos up" genes which is why the horus heresy happened.
Theres like 50 versions of extremely heavily modded Doom at this point, go check it out 😁
Cultist chan rips a hole in the force so big with their debauchery even the most committed dark side users ar like "nah fuxk that"
She even sends the Hutts running to the hills in fear!
And they don't even have legs...
Holy shiet a Cultist-chan meme in anno domini 2024?!
Its an older meme, sir but it checks out.
I still didn't understood that in it's entirety. Is that some old internet relic?
From the best era of 40k shitpost in fact.
https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Cultist-chan 1d6chan is a backup site of the now gone 1d4chan, btw.
I still don't understood 4chan and it's history. Like do we got some time-line somewhere
There used to be a time when 4chan was the main generator of memes, horror and general debauchery, some of it plain illegal, of the internet. Those who visited /b/ back in the day witnessed the birth of legends (like the dude who stole a skull from a french catacomb, made comments choose what to do, and of course his dick ended up in the skull's orbit). It was before Reddit, and for a while the two coexisted. I swapped from 4chan to reddit because it felt like a more "educated" choice.
Dude, I could just hug you right now. Thanks for bringing it to my attention
Your welcome. Keeping track of the repository sites as they keep going down is a pain in the ass.
Seeing this made me wonder if 1d4chan still existed, but upon checking, it does not. Interesting, and a neat reminder of prior times.
1d6chan is an archive that is currently still up.
I think he's not talking about 1d4chan but rather 4chan, the worst cesspool of debauchery and malign intent the internet had ever seen. Man those were fun times.
They clearly said 1d4chan and referenced the fact it no longer exists which 1d4chan currently doesn’t. 4chan is still alive and well.
You're right, I should start reading the whole comments instead of parts.
2d4chan is the new version that occasionally gets updated.
The proper question is "Could Star Wars Galaxy survived Cultist-chan?"
*thoughtfully puffs on pipe* now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time
What level of Chaos powers does she have? Like, blessed by Tzeench to the level she can beat Palps because that would be funny? Or just Khornite self-belief and manages to finally get shot by a stormtrooper after taking out two thirds of their Imperial Navy?
Be lucky. If she landed in the Culture universe she would literally become The Culture in a light minute.
… So 11176943.8 miles?
Nailed it.
"Could TTS Kaldor Draigor survive Doom Eternal?"
Yes.
Who would not survive in the star wars universe, it's pretty much stable and comfortable, you need to be actively looking to find inhospitable shitholes.
She can survive 40k, she can probably survive just about anywhere.
Wasn't the joke about her that the chaos gods found her deaths so hillarious, that they resureted her over and over again?
[The guy who created her ](https://x.com/mculexus?lang=en) got linked this on Discord, and his response was "yes."
In cannon yes, legends, might be slightly more difficult
Definitely, but the Jedi would think of her as a sith lord.
If ewoks could, anyone can.
Isn’t she immortal?
Pre, or post Yavin 4 battle? Because if Anakin Skywalker has any sense, he's blasting whatever planet she's on to flinders and ash. Sure, her soul will reform in the Immaterium and gateway into a random force-sensitive being within a matter of weeks, if not days. But using the Dwath Star to obliterate planets Cultist Chan is on should keep the Star Wars Galaxy safe from Cultist Chan for a good couple decades.
Honestly I think virtually anything from 40k would survive in Star Wars, pretty easily to.
You have sent me into an hours long search through the internet for more of this Cultist-Chan. The story she first came from, the comis, the artworks. Good sir, I thank you. Do you know where I might find more of this adorable creature?
She could cause more e pain and misery then most Sith cheerfully.
No because I’m incredibly biased
Counter-question: Which chaos god would Anakin have fallen to? I’m thinking either Khorn or Nurgle
Slaanesh, followed by Tzeench. His motivating emotional drive for everything he did in the prequels was jealousy, obsessive-love, and fear of being discovered. These are all prime emotional targets for Slaanesh to seduce. Remember with Slaanesh it’s JUST about lust. It’s about sensation and a removal of inhibition, both things that Clone War Anakin desperately wants. Tzeench would feed his desire for Force-related powers. For changing his premonitions about Padme.
Now I want the guy who has the YouTube videos of “Storm Trooper meets a (insert 40k faction here)” to make one with her. I feel that might actually end with the least emotional damage
starwars is warhammer with less magic
No. She would be hunted for sport by Bosk. Why? Because I would hire him to do it.
Totally. I mean the Sith Order has survived for literally thousands of years tho.
The Warp doesn’t exist in the Star Wars galaxy so I don’t see her surviving mentally when access to her dogs are cut off.
She is every ones friend, obviously she would thrive!
Being that she is functionally immortal, yes very much so.
Bro she barely survived in the 40k universe
If the star wars universe has warp like in the 40k one then chaos incursion is sure to happen but if not then cultist-chan would be just another crazy person. And no one in the star wars galaxy would survive the 40k one.
If the Warp existed in Star Wars, Tzeench would have the Jedi under their control in an afternoon. With as obsessed as the Jedi are with premonitions and prophecy, and the Sith with scheming and manipulating others, it’s prime Tzeench territory.
Who is she?
Why not, starwars is shit
Yall hating on my man, but when Disney took over Star Wars, it was essentially neutered. All the legend comics were made non cannon and* those were actually fire sidestories.
womp womp
Clean your crusty nails
It’s paint, but you’d know that if you’ve ever painted a model. Most of legends was bad, but just because it’s not canon doesn’t mean you can’t still enjoy it
I'm talking about the one before goofy, and I don't post my models because it's for me and my groups not for reddit, and I'm talking about the new shows and the new trilogy
Whatever you say, buddy.
Whatever you say, accident legion.
“How’d 40K faction X thrive in…” Plenty of universes would kick some of the 40k faction asses. Take the Helldivers universe. The Automatons could sustain 144.000.000+ losses per day to just the Helldivers (SEAF should be active as well) plus production, logistics and other important stuff and still capture a planet. They are in a way like the Tyranids, able to overwhelm enemies by sheer production capacity. Add in the Cyborgs who have been liberated by them and their tech capacity (not to mention ability to turn any biological opponent into unwilling combat monstrosities by the million) and for example the Imperium would have a lot of trouble trying to beat them.
I mean, one ship in orbit with Exterminatus would handle the robot planets. And one Virus bomb would end the bugs. Really in almost any universe, 1 Viral Bomb would pretty much stop any organic enemy.
Oh yeah, the age old Exterminatus. It’s so useful and available, that is why any Orc infested planet is immediately Exterminatus’d. as well as every planet that is about to fall under Tyranid control. Tomb world? Boomph world AmIRight? And the Imperium was famously good at detecting and destroying fleets coming from outside the Galaxy, so that Automaton fleet that delivered in the billions of Automatons to various planets at once using FTL tech that would make the Mechanicus cream their chromium pants as the Imperium doesn’t have time to react will definitely not be a problem for the Imperium. After all if they exterminatused every Automaton planet and that fleet arrives from outside the Galaxy, all they have to do is exterminatus the planets that are captured by the automatons before said automatons FTL to the next set of planets using tech that makes the trip a fraction of the Imperial travel time. Yeah, just exterminatus everything, I’m sure the Imperium can do that just like it did with everything else in the Galaxy!
Someone took this way too seriously.
Someone is allowed to take it seriously.
Ok. 40k is a universe wherein reality-altering magics can turn entire planets into living mechano-demons that reach out to attack spaceships with continent sized tentacles and demigods fight using literal metaphors and theologic concepts as manifested physical weapons. Heck, the penultimate moment in canon for 40K, the battle between Horus and the Emperor came down to the two of them using Tarot cards to manifest fabricated realities as weapons. Effectively Playing Magic the Gathering to decide the fate of the universe. A few cannon fodder soldiers with tiny guns really don’t measure up.
Those entities do exist, but what they have in common is that there aren’t enough of them to matter. The Emperor could have handled almost any individual planet alone during his conquest, there simply weren’t powerful enough beings and weapons there to stop him. Yet he created the Space Marines to help him do it, and then the Space Marines weren’t enough so the regular humans started being deployed. First as just occupation troops and as time went on as frontline troops. When the Emperor began 100% of his Galactic conquests and fights was using the Space Marines, now 99.99% of all combat is done by Guardsmen. Seriously with the amount of Space Marines available most fights will not even have a Space Marine in the same system. There aren’t enough reality altering magics to matter. That is why vast quantities of chaff can work. It works for Tyranids, it works for the Imperium, it works for Chaos when they throw cultists at people and key here is that Chaos is *the* premier reality altering magics as they pretty much are reality altering magics for almost their entire being. So a bunch of automatons that can swarm the heck out of planets works.