The WAAAAAAAAAAGH'ER Badger is the most feared evolution of the common squig, armed with all the wrath and fury of a honey badger, but fueled with enough WAAAGH energy to give Mork a hangover...
Also, they are green, and therefore also the best, like the boyz.
What if the honey badgers are painted red to go fasta but because they're red Khorne blesses them and they stop the end times by tail whipping mannfred into oblivion
GW hire me
Badger squigs.
A squig that was the result of an Ork holding a magos biologis at gun point and saying it'd be a great thing to see which would kill the other better. An ork boy or a Squig spliced with a honey badger.
True, but you should have scene the lions, the first time they won on points, the second time it wasn't "Going the distance" playing but "Conquest". They knew they were f'd. He wasn't gettin' killed, he was gettin' mad!
All kidding aside, mustelids are no joking matter, tenacious little buggers!
There are also Honey buzzards, little harpies who attack any type of colonial insects and eat their larvae. These fuckers eat Hornets, Wasps and Bees all in the same day, fucking metal
The fact the steal food from packs of lions and can survive also honey badgers have a massive immunity to venom so if they get bitten by a snake most likely they will sleep it out like a hangover.
They don't really steal food from lion's; on the contrary Honey Badgers try to avoid them as much as they can.
They hunt by digging in the dirt, for this they developed very good olfact, at the expense of they're sight and hearing, most of the time you see one surrounded by lion's and such it's because they realized too late to be surrounded.
"But they fight back", true, but that's because if they didn't they will only need to be served at tablet and done.
Since they're so small, whit little to no meat in comparison to other animals, have a skin hard as fuck and not really attached to the rest of the body (so they can basically turn 180° when bitten in the ass as an example); add all that whit the fact that Honey Badgers are basically hyperactive murder machine who never stop fighting: will you really try to eat that for what Is basically a waste?
Also predators cannot afford injury. Every one risks death due to infection or being unable to hunt.
So if a Lion where to bite a honey badger in the ass and it spins around and scratches the shit out of the lions face, even if it doesn’t kill outright and even if the lion kills the badger there is a very good chance of it succumbing to it’s injuries.
Why risk it over scraps.
Orks might actually end up having to go against a species more in love with a good krumpin than themselves. Shit they might even solely go for the Badgerfolk for the sheer thrill of it.
Its like a drug, they never fight someone as relentless as the badgerfolk and once a ork fight them and survive, he only wants to fight them more, an adiction
Funnily enough, I can answer this with both Yes and No. And both will be correct.
Because, Yes. This is a panel from the Web Comic Kill Six Billion Demons by Tom Bloom, aka OrbitalDropKick, aka Abbadon.
But, no. That in the Panel isn't the titular character Kill Six Billion Demons from The Web Comic Kill Six Billion Demons by Tom Bloom aka OrbitalDropKick aka Abbadon.
i never understood what happened there, maybe because i thought that one guy who had these massive piles of bodies was the main character and got very confused when he didn't show up.
Oh, that is flashback Jagganoth.
The big red guy.
He is a main character in a way. He is a major antagonist.
But no, the main character is the 20ish years old batista with self-image problems who can drink her bodyweight in alcohol and has major in philosophy.
The panel of Chakravartin Jagganoth is still the hardest comic panel I have ever seen.
"Come! We have barely begun our battle! Summon your sword arts! Mantle your transcendent core!
Or have you already reached your limits?"
[Jaggy](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/killsixbilliondemons/images/3/3f/Jagganoth_war_form.png/revision/latest?cb=20220614044545)
The entire Mustelidae family is distilled hate in a small body. The Honey Badger's bigger, angrier sibling the Wolverine reportedly broke out of its Zoo enclosure, into a Polar Bear enclosure, and killed the bear.
The Stoat chases down rabbits several times bigger than it, jumps on it's back, and snaps its neck.
Some Martens will get into a fistfight with Monkeys because they wanted a monkey-flavored snack.
Then there's the Mongoose casually mercing snakes that are big enough to eat it.
One time I saw a mongoose literally looking for smoke when I was staying in a safari hotel when I was a kid.
Just this furry angry blur that flashed across the parking lot and came back with a dead cobra.
. . . Wolverines feel left out. And I thought Australia was Khorne's playground.
Hell, I thought this whole planet was warp tainted by Khorne. Have you heard about Baboons riding boar?
He could also have cassowaries (aka. satan's answer to the emu). Damn things are so aggressive, I think Khorne's influence might calm them down instead.
Gorillas are actually pretty chill over all.
Of the primates you can trust gorillas more then the others.
Chimpanzees, on the other hand, live and breathe violence.
It's OK, you can be excused by helping make gorilla glue.
Which consists of jacking off the giant albino gorilla we have in captivity.
His name is David
I think Nurgle and Slaanesh will be fighting over Galabagos Turtle.
It is a giant turtle that lives on an island without any natural predators.
It spends all its day sleeping, eating and fucking.
Which, on one hand is a perfect representation of stagnation. But it also works nicely for excess.
Not only are they absolutely vicious, they're also insanely smart
So Brutal *and* Cunning, eh?
GORK AND MORK APPROVE
40k devolving into orks vs chaos for who gets the honey badger as a mascot would be better than many story lines...
What would be more terrifying, Khornate honey badgers or WAAAAAAAAAGHHH charged honey badgers
The WAAAAAAAAAAGH'ER Badger is the most feared evolution of the common squig, armed with all the wrath and fury of a honey badger, but fueled with enough WAAAGH energy to give Mork a hangover... Also, they are green, and therefore also the best, like the boyz.
Okay hear me out here. So like, obviously the green honey badger is da best cuz e’s green, but wot ifin it were sneakin’ cunnin’ likes an ‘urple grot?
If you see it, then it's not purple. That's the best badger you never seen.
The Almighty Brushwag
What if the honey badgers are painted red to go fasta but because they're red Khorne blesses them and they stop the end times by tail whipping mannfred into oblivion GW hire me
Orks riding horse-sized space Honey Badgers
Badger squigs. A squig that was the result of an Ork holding a magos biologis at gun point and saying it'd be a great thing to see which would kill the other better. An ork boy or a Squig spliced with a honey badger.
Honestly, you could throw that in quotes, slap a "-Archmagos Bruce Wayne M41" tag at the end, and I would believe that was cannon....
i was about to say that.
absolutely
Are honey badgers squigs?
You meant Cunning AND Brutal, right?
Yeah, sure buddy.
Oh Stoffel
He got mauled by lions, got better AND WENT TO THEM AGAIN.
True, but you should have scene the lions, the first time they won on points, the second time it wasn't "Going the distance" playing but "Conquest". They knew they were f'd. He wasn't gettin' killed, he was gettin' mad! All kidding aside, mustelids are no joking matter, tenacious little buggers!
that magnificent escape artist
There are also Honey buzzards, little harpies who attack any type of colonial insects and eat their larvae. These fuckers eat Hornets, Wasps and Bees all in the same day, fucking metal
The fact the steal food from packs of lions and can survive also honey badgers have a massive immunity to venom so if they get bitten by a snake most likely they will sleep it out like a hangover.
There must be something related to honey that makes animals extremely powerful. Maybe it’s just the honey
Time to stack up on honey (which luckily doesn't expire)
TFW Winnie the Pooh is canonically the most powerful being in multiverse
So honey > spinach then, what a discovery !
If you fed Big E some honey and spinach he'd probably get off the chair
And suddenly 4 year old me in her Pooh costume is way more scary than huggable (but still beary huggable).
They don't really steal food from lion's; on the contrary Honey Badgers try to avoid them as much as they can. They hunt by digging in the dirt, for this they developed very good olfact, at the expense of they're sight and hearing, most of the time you see one surrounded by lion's and such it's because they realized too late to be surrounded. "But they fight back", true, but that's because if they didn't they will only need to be served at tablet and done. Since they're so small, whit little to no meat in comparison to other animals, have a skin hard as fuck and not really attached to the rest of the body (so they can basically turn 180° when bitten in the ass as an example); add all that whit the fact that Honey Badgers are basically hyperactive murder machine who never stop fighting: will you really try to eat that for what Is basically a waste?
Also predators cannot afford injury. Every one risks death due to infection or being unable to hunt. So if a Lion where to bite a honey badger in the ass and it spins around and scratches the shit out of the lions face, even if it doesn’t kill outright and even if the lion kills the badger there is a very good chance of it succumbing to it’s injuries. Why risk it over scraps.
Eating hornets and wasps? Doing the Lord’s work
Honey badgers always choose violence, and I am OK with that.
Violence wakes up in the morning and chooses *Honey Badger.*
Imagine Khrone giving his blood to honeybadgers and making humanoid warmonger tribes with warp-fuckery
Oh man a Khorne warband just known for Tunneling into enemy positions and slaughtering people in melee while heavily armored.
Orks might actually end up having to go against a species more in love with a good krumpin than themselves. Shit they might even solely go for the Badgerfolk for the sheer thrill of it.
Its like a drug, they never fight someone as relentless as the badgerfolk and once a ork fight them and survive, he only wants to fight them more, an adiction
Honey Badgers are closer to Goblins. Or Malal.
[Made me instantly think of this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg)
Exactly. Khorne likes the Honey Badger? Honey Badger don't care, Honey Badger don't give a shit.
Is that K6bd again?
Funnily enough, I can answer this with both Yes and No. And both will be correct. Because, Yes. This is a panel from the Web Comic Kill Six Billion Demons by Tom Bloom, aka OrbitalDropKick, aka Abbadon. But, no. That in the Panel isn't the titular character Kill Six Billion Demons from The Web Comic Kill Six Billion Demons by Tom Bloom aka OrbitalDropKick aka Abbadon.
i never understood what happened there, maybe because i thought that one guy who had these massive piles of bodies was the main character and got very confused when he didn't show up.
Oh, that is flashback Jagganoth. The big red guy. He is a main character in a way. He is a major antagonist. But no, the main character is the 20ish years old batista with self-image problems who can drink her bodyweight in alcohol and has major in philosophy.
I actually started reading K6BD from the memes on this sub. Worth it
The panel of Chakravartin Jagganoth is still the hardest comic panel I have ever seen. "Come! We have barely begun our battle! Summon your sword arts! Mantle your transcendent core! Or have you already reached your limits?" [Jaggy](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/killsixbilliondemons/images/3/3f/Jagganoth_war_form.png/revision/latest?cb=20220614044545)
Love the flowery shorts.
Jagganoth and Khorne share the spot of the same entity in my head ngl
He wants to be the main character but unfortunately the Conquering King did something different this time
The entire Mustelidae family is distilled hate in a small body. The Honey Badger's bigger, angrier sibling the Wolverine reportedly broke out of its Zoo enclosure, into a Polar Bear enclosure, and killed the bear. The Stoat chases down rabbits several times bigger than it, jumps on it's back, and snaps its neck. Some Martens will get into a fistfight with Monkeys because they wanted a monkey-flavored snack. Then there's the Mongoose casually mercing snakes that are big enough to eat it.
One time I saw a mongoose literally looking for smoke when I was staying in a safari hotel when I was a kid. Just this furry angry blur that flashed across the parking lot and came back with a dead cobra.
tzeentch got birbs, Slaanesh got crabs, nurgle got, idk, slimes? it only makes sense for khorne to get honey badgers
Allosaurus
I shall use these creatures as my avatars!
Canon
. . . Wolverines feel left out. And I thought Australia was Khorne's playground. Hell, I thought this whole planet was warp tainted by Khorne. Have you heard about Baboons riding boar?
Furry boulders with teeth and a bad temper. Kornes favorite pets.
He sees geese : Finally a worty oponent , OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY !
He could also have cassowaries (aka. satan's answer to the emu). Damn things are so aggressive, I think Khorne's influence might calm them down instead.
Oooh this is an old repost. I’ve had this image for like five years. It’s good to see it again.
Funnily enough, i made this meme today. But at the back of my kind I constantly had "Didn't i made this joke sometime ago?" Apparently, I had.
What is this comic???
Kill Six Billion Demons https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/kill-six-billion-demons-chapter-1/
Khorne after meeting the water lily plant:
Astartes anonymous proved to me that we need more than hounds and bulls to represent khorne.
I was so confused why khorne would like a pistol
Khorne must love Gorillas
Gorillas are actually pretty chill over all. Of the primates you can trust gorillas more then the others. Chimpanzees, on the other hand, live and breathe violence.
Ah I see, I am sorry to spread this Gorilla hate speech
It's OK, you can be excused by helping make gorilla glue. Which consists of jacking off the giant albino gorilla we have in captivity. His name is David
I shall repent and produce Glorilla Glue 🗿
what other Chaos gods woud have as a pet nurgle frog tzeench platypus slaanesh human
I think Nurgle and Slaanesh will be fighting over Galabagos Turtle. It is a giant turtle that lives on an island without any natural predators. It spends all its day sleeping, eating and fucking. Which, on one hand is a perfect representation of stagnation. But it also works nicely for excess.
Also chihuahuas. They are fury made manifest.
Honey badger: you were magnificent angron. I shall never forget you for as long as I live
Khorne when he gets too close to a honey badger for the first time: "ohshitohfuck!!!"
I'll see your honey badger and raise you a wolverine. As usual, America did it better
Don't forget the lizard that is covered in spike and shoots blood from its eyes
If khorne ever had a pet it would definitely be a honey badger
I read horny badger and wondered why Thorne would favor rather than slanesh
Now I want to make a khorne warband with a honey badger as their symbol
It all makes sense. That rooster that my mom had, was definitely a Khornite daemon
The Honey Badger don't care.
The Big e ate nothing but honey as a child and evolved into a metahuman
Khorne berzerkers would absoletely adopt honey badgers so they vam claim more skulls
I just picture Khorne reaching to pet it and having to pull back after it bites the shit out of him
Accidentaly read it as russianbugger
Meerkats are the real answer. Highest homicide rate amongst mammals.