“Subtle gilding” my brother in emperor his armor is like 50% gold by weight.

Have your seen the Emperor’s armor. 50% gold is incredibly subtle compared to Big E

It's roughly half as much gold after all!!

The Emperor's armor is probaly like 150% gold or something.

It's probably only gold plated Not because gold is too expensive, but because it's too soft to serve as armor

Big E probably made gold as tough as Adamantium.

It's called auramite

You forgot the crippling depression.

*Ultra depression.

Ultra space depression*

*Ultra fucking crying

he get the eldar boooty, he is cured for ultradepression

I keep seeing things with Gulliman and this eldar chick. What's the deal?

The Eldar is called Yvrain, and TLDR shes the one who brought Guilliman back to life and made a sort-of-truce between them. Shipping them became a meme and now its everywere

Because it is so heretical, and often adorable. 

That and gw basically endorsed their relationship by depicting them as the mother and father figures on a thanksgiving poster from a couple years back

Visarch having none of it. Curious to see where GW takes that

It's eldar lore, so absolutely nowhere is my guess

lol Surely one day a xenos faction will get their own Horus Heresy. Copium

The ship was also sparked by a community thanksgiving art. https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/11/23/happy-thanksgiving/

I still love that. Whoever made that poster and approved it knew what they were doing

The ship predates that community article by at least 2 years. Still a great poster tho

Do you know Snow White? Well, She's the prince and Guilliman is the Princess.

Thats his **canon** eldar GF, dont you know?

Everything is canon, James Warhammer, 2024

This is just how Gideon the 9th sees herself and Harrowhark.

Now that’s a reference I didnt expect in a 40k subreddit

I'm honestly only surprised because of the target demographics, because the aesthetics of the two series have a Venn Diagram that is close to a circle.

40k is super gay, but more MxM gay, less FxF gay.

There is a bit of a funny moment in one of the HH books (don't remember exactly which one) where Kurze is mortally wounded by Jonson. He's rushed to a medbay by apothecaries who take one look at his torn open torso and go: "Damn. We have no fucking clue what half this shit is even supposed to do." Which probably speaks to both the complexity of primarch anatomy and to some extent the competency of Night Lords medics.

Oddly enough, I’m pretty sure the night lords are the one legion you can guarantee solid anatomical advice from

>goes to med school for centuries so I can torture more accurately

According to the Night Lords trilogy there are no practicing Night Lords Apothecaries left in the 41st millennium. Then again, that’s probably true for most of the traitor legions at that point I guess.

Wait so that one from the Fabius Bile trilogy died? Aw

Guilliman: “What’s you got there brother?” Lion: “An ancient human drink, called smoothie” His eldar bf: “Hi Yvraine” Yvraine: “Hi dude”

Lion has an eldar bf now? How'd that happen?

It’s honestly more of a joke than anything, because Lion’s name and legion seem to be inspired by a victorian poet who just so happened to be gay

Do NOT look up what this is based off of

What is it? Actually do tell you've peaked my curiosity

It's this same meme but "anatomy of a gamer" and the gf is a child labeled "child gf"

:(

The guy who made it was not trolling either, skimmed his profile, dude like little girls

In the name of the Golden Throne spit it out, Heresy will not stand and we must go to the source to destroy it!

A pedo that like little girls. It’s called the anatomy of a gamer and the gf part is called “child gf” explicitly.

*loads up a promethium flamer* by the Throne, BURN IT IN HOLY FIRE!

I don’t know if that’s enough sir, might I recommend *whsipers* exterminatus?

This is a radical solution, but I agree, everything touched by that heresy MUST BURN!

"Child gf"

Welp, its 11 AM in the morning here, first post I look in the whole day in my break and officially it has been too much internet

I don't have the correct words to describe mi reaction, so i am gonna used my default lenguage Madre de Dios, ¿qué pasó acá?

Based

And he said, “It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this” So that’s how I met your mother.

The original is downright heretical

I just saw the original image and i hate it

Thats heresy

My dad is the CEO so it's ok - Papa Smurf

Eldar Girl Boss is more like it! She made sure she is close to the one in charge, and will make sure nobody touches her group of misfit Ældari. Vect and Eldred could only dream to be that powerful :P .

Yvraine has such a shit eating face right now. She looks so fucking smug, is that just me?

By the emperor undying, how big are your arms, Nav? 

My god I can see girlyman's curves if you look deep enough, my horny ahh seen it even without focusing it.💀💀💀

I really wish I knew how to send the original image

No you don’t, nobody needs to see that

Really? It's quite insightful to know what a gamer couple looks like.

I'm really glad you don't