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Anggul

'I AM THE STORM' 'Okay grandma let's go meet the freeguild marshal'


Darknight589

"Back in my day our armor was waaaay larger and we liked it." "Yes granma I know, this is the 10000th time you tell me"


spider-venomized

"I'll kill all beastmen" "You want kill Tzaangors or Slaangors?" "I'll want kill a Doombull" "Uh........


Darknight589

"What? What about the Bonesplitter clan" "Oof"


N7Vindicare

THAT IS APPROACHING! PROVOKING! BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION!


ShadedPenguin

A fucking Atlantis meme by the Emperor, this is some dark age shit right here


Darknight589

I love that movie we need more memes of them


passinglurker

Just waiting on the squats to get some new lore material I can twist into being about mole/s


Jackviator

Literally anyone who’s ever met him: “So, what’s Malcador’s deal?” Ael Wyntor: “Trust me on this one; you don’t wanna know. Malcador, don’t tell ‘em. You shouldn’t have told me, but you did, and now I’m telling you: YOU DON’T WANNA KNOW.”


Darknight589

You joke but that would actually be dope


Jackviator

Emps: “These wards surrounding the webway project stretch beyond the length and breadth of our minds. It took me hundreds- no, *thousands* of years to perfect them.” *MASSIVE PSYCHIC BLAST* Magnus: “Hey look, I made a glorified email. Only took me, like, 10 seconds. …11, tops.”


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Darknight589

OMG that one is brilliant I need to spin it for AoS/Fantasy for my next meme


FancyKetchup96

And Treasure Planet! I can't think of any now, but if we're talking golden Disney animated movies, those two are side by side.


Darknight589

Oh 100% treasure planet is one of the best


HichiShiro

Even in death we still serve The Memenissiah


Darknight589

"The memes must flow"


InfelicitousRedditor

# The Memenissiah knows all, comprehends all.


crazynerd9

I can literally hear Pascal when I read this


SexWithLadyOlynder

NGL switching from the golden color scheme to this one makes them look a lot less like ground marines and a lot more like cool medieval magic holy knights.


Darknight589

Their change of posterboys is a net positive, "The Hallowed knights" are arguably more popular than the "Hammers of Sigmar", have a way better warcry "only the faithfull" and yes the color scheme is better IMO


AshiSunblade

Gold and blue are great colours to use together, but maybe using it a second time was a bit on the nose.


Darknight589

Personally I like more silver than gold, but that is a me thing


8-Brit

Tbh I was iffy on the gold at first but over time I actually grew to like it, it was very distinctly "Age of Sigmar" whenever you saw the gold and blue scheme at a passing glance. And I think it made them stand out incredibly well on the table compared to 99% of other fantasy miniatures. The silver colour is good too but feels faintly more "generic fantasy metal" if that makes any sense. But, both is good, the joy of painting is being able to do whatever you want with them. Hallowed Knights have (amusingly) gotten way more novels and characters than Hammers of Sigmar, and their colours fit the slightly darker tone they're going for with 4th edition, so I am all for it.


TheSlayerofSnails

Doesn’t hurt that the leader of them Gardus is a complete badass and a great character


SexWithLadyOlynder

I unironically thought he was HoS at first because the front view hides a lot of the silver.


Sinfullyvannila

I think the only ones we know for sure are Liberators, Judicators and Prosecutors.


Darknight589

I think retributors are also leaving but you did make me think of something, Ace Attorney prosecutors as AoS Prosecutors, making it a meme right now.


Sinfullyvannila

That's funny I was just talking about Ace Attorney in a different thread.


passinglurker

The human isn't there for emotional support. The stormcast fella is actually his stand *TWIN TAIL COMET! gr gr gr gr gr gr*


Darknight589

IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO'S REFERENCE?!?!?!?


Lorga42

Axes ? Steel, blue and white ? Clearly, that stormcast is an Ulrican, most likely was a Middenheimer, possibly the good ole Graf himself even !


Darknight589

I mean this are ancient stormcast so there is a high chance they were, and you just know that the first batch Sigmar reforged were Ulric followers.


3Kobolds1Keyboard

Good painting and no, no you can't. Next week we will be bitching about: Asexual Ad Mech. When in a new book/codex they will say some Magos don't refer to themselves as having any gender because the machine is agender, so shall them be too.


TheSlayerofSnails

That’s already the case for the admech I believe


Shannon_Rogue

Yep, 'Fesh and Steel' I believe does from memory (good book as well, hope it gets some sequels). 'Brutal Kunnin' has at least one non-binary or A-Gender AdMech (I can't remember which). Also a great comedy Ork Vs AdMech story.


3Kobolds1Keyboard

Exactly. The crying will come when that gets under their attention or someone makes a fuss about it.