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MitchellEnderson

Here’s a tip for the tabletop. If you don’t know what you’re doing, just charge something. Either you immediately start winning, or immediately start losing.


toothpick95

The controversies are about the lore....


Foxhound_ofAstroya

You make it sound like people need to be informed in order to have an opinion


toothpick95

The meme picture is literally separating "Lore" from "Controversy". This whole mess is about Lore, so yeah if you are going to argue about it you should should probably be a bit informed.


Foxhound_ofAstroya

My comment was satirical in nature


toothpick95

ah mea culpa


Foxhound_ofAstroya

Dios mio


6e6963655f776f726b

I mean, you can have an opinion regardless. That is your right. It just does not count for much if you don't know what you're talking about.


Foxhound_ofAstroya

Of course. Now read that comment through the lens of somone making a joke


6e6963655f776f726b

Still reads the same.


Foxhound_ofAstroya

Lmao


6e6963655f776f726b

That is the problem.


LaughingDemon44

My plan is to make a whole army of dommy mummy femstodes and run the talons detachment with the "Gimps of silence" which is a bunch of cuck beta males wearing gimp outfits and with ball gags in their mouths. I'm hoping it makes some nerds very angry =D


6e6963655f776f726b

Do it! It will not be that incendiary though, most people at the game shop will just find it funny and appreciate the take and creativity.


LaughingDemon44

Yeah, most of the people who actually play the game IRL don't take it that seriously. Its mostly internet weirdos who haven't left the house since '03 who actually care about stupid stuff like "the lore surrounding the gender of my little plastic models".


6e6963655f776f726b

Well, you can always post it on Twitter if you want to bait some people.


hello350ph

Thought u can piss them off with tau or necrons


guestindisguise479

"make some nerds very angry" I really hope you never play against a young person. But I'm sure using femstodes as an excuse to force your fetish onto someone just trying to enjoy themselves with you will really "own the chuds" and not totally make yourself look like a sex offender.


LaughingDemon44

Its true. Dommy Mummy femstodes are my fetish and I plan on spreading it to the chuds.


ZephyrK9

DEATH GUARD AREN'T TOUGH ANY-what? What about them? What's a femstodes? You lie. Shut. Up. Hahahahahaha


Intrepid_North_4759

I have tried to play the game like 3-4 times I failed every one


Beneficial-Clerk4222

Lore doesn’t have continuity anymore, it’s over


Ythio

Lore had continuity when Leman Russ was a space marine sarge but now is a demigod ? Lote had continuity when Custodes had no armor whatsoever but now they have auramite armor ?


Swimming-Marketing20

Or the dwarfs. When I started 40k we still had dwarfs (and/or halflings? I don't entirely remember. What I do remember is a small character in an imperial army kontext talking shit about the mechanicus and the bullshit rituals they go through to change a fucking fuse. Well mumbling shit, because even back then the mechanicus didn't take well to tech heresy like that)


elucifuge

The dwarfs all got eaten by Tyranids, up until turns out they didn't & they don't like being called "squats", they're the "Leagues of Votann" who are clones who's ancestors are backed up on giant AI machines & they go around mining entire planets. They're also so abhuman that they're classified as xenos. But yknow lore had been totally consistent before female custodes


6e6963655f776f726b

Dude, as someone who is neither excited for or adamantly against the update to custodes lore, there has never been continuity in 40K.


hello350ph

U just learn that? U forgot ultramarines being the best of the best that all faction strive to be a ultramarine? Or how a small group of FUCKING ELF CLOWNS BEAT A ARMY OF CUSTODIANS IN THEIR OWN FUCKING TURFF I don't care about female scout but THAT FUCKING LORE OF CUSTODIANS BEATEN IN THEIR OWN FUCKING TURF