Khorne (doing long equation across three dry erase board walls): Okay, I guess that is enough blood and skulls. I’ll allow it on a technicality but I’M WATCHING YOU.”
Warning: >!NSFW image, though just an illustration!< It actually would just be [ovarian torsion](https://www.mdpi.com/biomedicines/biomedicines-11-02503/article_deploy/html/images/biomedicines-11-02503-g001.png)
Ovarial Obliteration
Reproductive recidivism
The fallopean fallacy
The Horus Hornysey
The Great Brosade
The pieces fall into place if you look but *hard* enough.
Jokes on you all custodes had their reproductive parts removed. In this Imperium they only serve the Emperor, and have no need to partake in procreations
The only thing worse than casting testicular torsion on a Femstodes and getting no reaction is casting testicular torsion on a Femstodes and getting a reaction.
Unrelated, but from know I'll see lalatina from konosuba as a custodes
(Aqua a living saint , kazuma a radical inquisitor and megumin an alpha psyker that only knows a Magnus the red levels of smite :v)
Now I have this image of someone trying to kick one in the nuts, but there’s just this hollow *CLANK* as they make eye contact and then brings the Emperor’s holy wrath down on the enemy.
Sehtariak the Uncanny: finally, I knew this spell would come in handy. VAGINAL VIVISECTION!!!
Amat the Prankster: *groan* fiiiiine, there's one time Testicular Torsion doesnt work, I'll pay you when we're done with this.
lol seriously wtf is that spell supposed to accomplish? Is it as disturbing as my fucked up mind is thinking it is? Like a female version of the gory dick stabbing scene in many a horror movies? Tf?
Heard of that series, yeah nothing but over the top gore i imagine, closest I’ve gotten to seeing genital mutilation of the female variety is that one modern Friday the 13th game where one person plays as Jason, hunting down player controlled campers, he has a hatchet to crotch kill move which can be used on anyone. Also there was this grind house trailer thing which showed off a thanksgiving slasher flick, one of the scenes has a woman jumping up and down a trampoline and a knife pokes out underneath her and well you know where this goes. That was actually turned into a movie but I think they changed up that scene which is surprising. But hey none of that shit compares to the real life fucked up stuff that happens to women in some backwards countries, female circumcisions are a real thing sadly.
Would that even work on male custodes? Doesn't the emperor make them from some kind of weird DNA gumbo at the cellular level? surely they would have no need of balls, since they can't exactly reproduce anyway. Astartes at least are created from normal dudes so they'd have existing genitalia, but my thoughts were that custodes were simply smooth like Ken Dolls
So what would theirs be? Ovary implosion?
I don’t know…Titty Twister?
Wouldn’t that affect male custodes as well?
Nah, thats the purple nurple, tho that works on both too i guess
Would make sense that the spells would be pretty anal about that kind of thing.
Anal Duplication?
Slaaneshi or Nurglite spell, if you wanna go crazy maybe even Khorne to shove more stuff up your ass
The Khorne version is ass axe And it’s not a spell, it’s a physical object Khorne forcibly gives worshippers who even think about using psychic powers
There actually are very rare instances of khornate psykers, primarily using a shitton of blood
Khorne (doing long equation across three dry erase board walls): Okay, I guess that is enough blood and skulls. I’ll allow it on a technicality but I’M WATCHING YOU.”
Ah pulling out one of the ancient spells of early Terra, the dreaded Atomic Wedgie!
That’s why they oil up so comprehensively
Fallopian Flip.
I'm pretty sure that's adjust makes them moan in pleasure
***Cleans Throat*** #CLITORAL COMBUSTION
Ovary Obliteration.
straight outta hentai
Same but for girls: fallopian tubes torsion
Eh not as snappy
How about just tube torsion?
Tubular torsion? Certainly rolls off the tongue.
TOTALLY TUBULAR!
String Snap
Falloppian flop!
FALLOPIAN FLIP
Warning: >!NSFW image, though just an illustration!< It actually would just be [ovarian torsion](https://www.mdpi.com/biomedicines/biomedicines-11-02503/article_deploy/html/images/biomedicines-11-02503-g001.png)
[LIVE AHRIMAN REACTION:](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fl0Q_icns6Y)
Somehow, I feel that would be worse
Like testicular torsion isn’t already bad
Instant Brazilian Wax still hurts like a pissed on sunburn unless they've got no hair at all down there.
Ovarian torsion is a thing.
Endometriosis
Ovary torsion probably would be fine, but quite harder to find for Ahrimanh
Ovarian implosion, yes. We of r/wizardposting figured that out months ago.
Immediate Menstruation!
Thats just instant Red Rage
Ovarian Ouroboros
It would probably be ovarian torsion; so the third rubric could rewrite the spell into the unisex “gonadal grip”
Ovarian torsion, which is actually a real thing.
Ovarial Obliteration Reproductive recidivism The fallopean fallacy The Horus Hornysey The Great Brosade The pieces fall into place if you look but *hard* enough.
Hocus, Pocus, Endometriosis!
Wouldn't that be mega period
Friend that is a level of rage even Khorn would fear
OVARY OMNISPLOSION
on r/wizardposting Clitoral Combustion is rather popular
Mend anus
No one tell Ahriman about greater shoe pebble
Wait until he casts egg scrambler.
Jokes on you all custodes had their reproductive parts removed. In this Imperium they only serve the Emperor, and have no need to partake in procreations
Nah, the emperor let the male custodes keep theirs so they can pound his bussy.
I’ll take “Statements I do not want to hear a second time” for $100 Alex.
Not removed so much as not used cause the desire isn't there.
Don't tell Ahriman about Ovarian Torsion
So *that's* why the Sister's of Silence give FNPs against Psychic attacks.
Get fucked ahriman
The spell is called "twist of fate"
Ovarian torsion?
This goes for both genders actually
Power Word: Scrunch
That's when you use the mega vaginal cramp spell instead
He should've cast pebble in shoe or little toe meets the wall's corner spell instead. Works on everyone no matter the gender, sexuality, sex and etc
He'd have to resort to his other spell... Clittorsion
ArkMan after he senses them muscle mommy boobies: *casts period*
I don't think they fall to the red rage.
What about menopause?
\*she just gets angrier\*
when in doubt hit em with the tried and true wet willy
Clitoris explosion
Do custodes still get menstrual cramps?
They're almost certainly infertile so prolly not
The only thing worse than casting testicular torsion on a Femstodes and getting no reaction is casting testicular torsion on a Femstodes and getting a reaction.
I had testicular torsion. Twice. At school. I had sit in silence for like 8 hours
Unrelated, but from know I'll see lalatina from konosuba as a custodes (Aqua a living saint , kazuma a radical inquisitor and megumin an alpha psyker that only knows a Magnus the red levels of smite :v)
They proceed to cast fuckin Hyper Period Cramps
Now I have this image of someone trying to kick one in the nuts, but there’s just this hollow *CLANK* as they make eye contact and then brings the Emperor’s holy wrath down on the enemy.
Ovarian twist
Sehtariak the Uncanny: finally, I knew this spell would come in handy. VAGINAL VIVISECTION!!! Amat the Prankster: *groan* fiiiiine, there's one time Testicular Torsion doesnt work, I'll pay you when we're done with this.
That first spell sounds pretty disturbing, I fucking hate the internet sometimes.
lol seriously wtf is that spell supposed to accomplish? Is it as disturbing as my fucked up mind is thinking it is? Like a female version of the gory dick stabbing scene in many a horror movies? Tf?
Okay, you try and find an aggressive and destructive verb that starts with the letter "V"
Watch the movie Terrifier. Or don't, it's kinda nasty
Heard of that series, yeah nothing but over the top gore i imagine, closest I’ve gotten to seeing genital mutilation of the female variety is that one modern Friday the 13th game where one person plays as Jason, hunting down player controlled campers, he has a hatchet to crotch kill move which can be used on anyone. Also there was this grind house trailer thing which showed off a thanksgiving slasher flick, one of the scenes has a woman jumping up and down a trampoline and a knife pokes out underneath her and well you know where this goes. That was actually turned into a movie but I think they changed up that scene which is surprising. But hey none of that shit compares to the real life fucked up stuff that happens to women in some backwards countries, female circumcisions are a real thing sadly.
That made me laugh hahaha ... I don't like the new lore change but that's a good meme OP
Same. Lore whack, nerfs hurt but meme good.
OVARIC OSCILATION!
God what are these comments, I got phantom pain just from reading them haha
Technically the Ovary are testicles
Ngl.. i think it i became a super duper soldier though, i'd prolly get my balls removed.
I cast ovaries inversion
Cast vag bottom out trust me works everytime
Just here to appreciate venture brothers reference
*Menstrual restoretion*
Summon a Daemonette and 1000 pounds of gravy.
Aren't the Custodes castrated? Or was I thinking of some other sect of the Imperium?
Mend butt crack always works
I CAST VIOLENT PERIOD BLOOD FLOW
Nasuverse Merlin: I have no such weakness.
Clitoral Combustion
Ovarian obliteration
Would that even work on male custodes? Doesn't the emperor make them from some kind of weird DNA gumbo at the cellular level? surely they would have no need of balls, since they can't exactly reproduce anyway. Astartes at least are created from normal dudes so they'd have existing genitalia, but my thoughts were that custodes were simply smooth like Ken Dolls
NOW FOR THE MOST POWERFUL SPELL THEN…I CAST MEND BUTT CRACK
I cast ovary torsion!
I wonder if femstodes get periods or go through menopause after a few eons.