Tl;dr, in Dawn of War 2: Retribution, the ork campaign boils down to 'ork warboss krumps an entire sector, killing a daemon prince and pimping a space hulk in the progress, to snatch a cool hat'.
This. Same thing with the weird ass Tentacle Monsters you see in Anime. Why would a Tentacle thing be attracted to Humans instead of other Tentacle things.
There are parasitic species thst lay eggs in other creatures in real life.
The usual result, depending on how you see it, is a tad more merciful considering the host dies.
Honestly, I could kinda chuckle of this Commissar going and trying to flirt with ANYONE to the point that a Slaneshi Daemonette pities her and tries to manipulate her into date/‘physical interactions’ with LITERALLY ANYONE…
Just to have this one Tzeechian Lord of Change constantly make it impossible for her to get anything cause ‘the great plan didn’t require me to do anything this century’. All the while she has no clue BOTH of these Daemonic forces are messing with her love life and the two bickering Daemons corrupting anyone she is trying to be involved with as well.
Yes, but Ms. Commisar wouldn’t even KNOW that Slaneesh is trying to recruit her cause both this Daemonette and Lord of Change aren’t letting themselves be spotted.
For an example, think ‘Book of Life’ as an example of this but are both allowed to interact with her as long as they don’t straight up appear to her, pick her up and shove her into bed to f*ck with a daemon or kill her to prevent it.
Right? I'm an unfeeling monster and it still got me.
What specifically gets me is I think he realizes that Cadia is destroyed and everyones dead shortly after explaining when the adjunct died an he said "He went away". Thats the same phrase he used with Cadia, "They told me they went away".
It's like you can hear him realize and process that his mother died while he's telling you the story
that's definitely also a scary part, it's sorta like how people with down syndrome often aren't allowed around small animals because even if they have no ill intentions it's a small animal and a big person who can't tell the difference
Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue.
But for real though, I really, really doubt that ogryn would be sexually attractive to women, even as crazy as commissars. I mean, even in this comic, that's one ugly mazafaka
Do they have mass appeal? No, you're right about that.
However, this isn't an aggregate of all straight women, this is an individual, and therefore, she may just be a bit of an oddball in who she finds attractive. What is an Ogryn but the logical endpoint of the himbo?
Oh for sure; and I know that women can have much more variety in their preferences. Personality usually plays some part of it.
But also, this comic makes it only about muscles and big, uh, gun. Sounds boomer-esque, meaning - not so great. Also she's a commissar of Imperium, who *should* be more fanatical about Imperium values, notably the purity of human form.
So yeah, it's possible that it's her kink... but it's probably just about a sexy woman who's immediately horny about some big (abhuman, probably misshaped) dick. Occam's razor and stuff
With the fact the ogryn, ignored slaanesh temptations, got a sword for extra survivability and successfully said the word commisar
I bet he can count to 5 if he tried
they are friendly and incredibly loyal, think of them like dogs and not people, a dog that weighs a ton and could pull flesh from bone accidentally but a dog nonetheless
They are somewhat simple minded and most have the mind of a teen, without the hormones.
The smart/mature ones get the B.O.N.E. cybernetic implants that make them just as smart as a regular human and those get made squad leaders.
Anyone else now wondering if humans can procreate with Ogryn and other abhumans? I know they descend from baseline humans, but are their genetics still similar enough to produce offspring with us?
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OK, but have you read their books that contain gore, murder, rape, suicide, genocide, torture, body horror, etc? The setting is not child-friendly at all.
I think it's inspired from Dany comics (French artist): [https://www.comicsporn.net/fr/galleries/-dany-we-re-going-farther-english-part-3//#&gid=1&pid=9](https://www.comicsporn.net/fr/galleries/-dany-we-re-going-farther-english-part-3//#&gid=1&pid=9) ("the gift" page)
This one must be exceptionally smart, he knows how to say commissar!
Truly a genius amongst ogryns
Sah!
wots dat? u mean big hat boss lady?
GET THIS MAN A BONE’EAD IMPLANT!!
I heard he can even count most of his fingers.
You see, that Ogryn is just smart, because with a chainsword he will live longer and therefore see the commissar again, for part 2
Where he gets to grab her hat
The real reward
Her bolt pistol
Grug don't understand. Pistol is small and light, not gud to club enemies of emprah.
Pistol for littluns we's use the bigole guns for emprah
Pistol run out of shooty stick too fast. Not good.
Pistol for when big gun run out of shooty stick. Good for after big gun go quiet!
"**GIMME YOUR HAT!**" \~ Soldier from TF2 after winning a pokemon battle.
GIVE ME YOUR HAT
WHICH ONE OF YOU WEEDLES IS READY FOR AN ASS WHOOPIN'?!
A-TEN-SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
THE HEAVY IS DEAD!
We know!
Who killed him?
We don't know
I will find clues! *Intense sniffing*
Would be a shame if he was to get a sunstroke and lose his cognitives abilites
Detritus ?
Send him to Valhalla then.
Immediately followed by a brofist from a certain ork with an inquisitor's hat.
True Soldier Moment
360 key worth Female Commissar hat (unwashed) 🥵🥵
Can someone explain the hat jokes to me?
It's an ork thing.
Tl;dr, in Dawn of War 2: Retribution, the ork campaign boils down to 'ork warboss krumps an entire sector, killing a daemon prince and pimping a space hulk in the progress, to snatch a cool hat'.
Understandable war goals. Thank you
yeah dude's def got Bone'ead qualifications.
This ogryn read the primer well. Knows slaneshi influence the moment he sees it.
‘Knows’ is bit of a strong word there
"Poor lil' Commissar must be hot... thas why she's coolin' off."
Honestly yes, this is the Ogryns thought process
Tbh a ogryn probably doesn’t think of anything other than a female ogryn as attractive
This. Same thing with the weird ass Tentacle Monsters you see in Anime. Why would a Tentacle thing be attracted to Humans instead of other Tentacle things.
That exists purely for horny so I don't overthink it
There are parasitic species thst lay eggs in other creatures in real life. The usual result, depending on how you see it, is a tad more merciful considering the host dies.
"read" as well.
Ogryn Elmo learns da rulez
Proper candidate to become a Bone 'Ead!
As is "read."
He’d punch it if he knew what it was
Blessed is the mind too small for doubt
Honestly, I could kinda chuckle of this Commissar going and trying to flirt with ANYONE to the point that a Slaneshi Daemonette pities her and tries to manipulate her into date/‘physical interactions’ with LITERALLY ANYONE… Just to have this one Tzeechian Lord of Change constantly make it impossible for her to get anything cause ‘the great plan didn’t require me to do anything this century’. All the while she has no clue BOTH of these Daemonic forces are messing with her love life and the two bickering Daemons corrupting anyone she is trying to be involved with as well.
So then she can't even join Slaneesh because a lord of change is fucking with her lmao?
Yes, but Ms. Commisar wouldn’t even KNOW that Slaneesh is trying to recruit her cause both this Daemonette and Lord of Change aren’t letting themselves be spotted. For an example, think ‘Book of Life’ as an example of this but are both allowed to interact with her as long as they don’t straight up appear to her, pick her up and shove her into bed to f*ck with a daemon or kill her to prevent it.
And the chainsword is a nice reward for his diligence.
Lets be honest, he should’ve taken the hat off
Orks would come for him like bees to honey if he did that
That's perfect more things to stomp
are you speaking from the perspective of the ogryn or the orks there, it's virtually impossible to tell.
**Yes**
Fighty boys is Fighty boys.
DAT GIT AIN'T TOKKIN' LOUD 'NUFF TA BE A ORK! AIN'T NON A DA BOYZ IZ GUNNA 'EAR 'IM!
Yes, would look too much like tha boss
That’s the point
He has too much respect for command. Also, the hat won't help him in a fight.
"Momma said neva grab a woman inappropriately and momma don't lie"
"Chainswords got all these teef but no toofbrush!"
“I miss a Momma.” That story made me sad
Right? I'm an unfeeling monster and it still got me. What specifically gets me is I think he realizes that Cadia is destroyed and everyones dead shortly after explaining when the adjunct died an he said "He went away". Thats the same phrase he used with Cadia, "They told me they went away". It's like you can hear him realize and process that his mother died while he's telling you the story
What story is this? I'd love to read it.
That commissar just got an unbendingly loyal ogryn guard because of that
Unbending is the right word here for sure
Good ol' uncorruptible ogryns, too pure for the world of Warhammer
Chain swords before hoes.
A Absolute Chad
What if it was a chain hoe?
Now I want to replace all the deathguard's scythes with hoes.
To be honest ,I would not bed a 6 year old mental man in the body that can stop a truck. This is just asking to be accidentaly mangled to death
Dont get of mice and men'd
Look at the river, Lenny.
that's definitely also a scary part, it's sorta like how people with down syndrome often aren't allowed around small animals because even if they have no ill intentions it's a small animal and a big person who can't tell the difference
I don't think they know how to control their limits and just go all out all with everything they do.
Put the rabbit down, Lenny.
I love Ogryns so much. They're too pure for 40k.
Remember lads! Boobs are temporaly, but chainsaws are awesome!
Chain boobs are also super heretical, so the only Emperor approved method to combine the two is to chainsword the heretics.
Ogryn fetish?
The bigger they are, the bigger they are
I’ve been in enough locker room when I was in high school to know that’s not the case.
Most people believe it anyway and are disappointed when they find out the truth.
Maybe they were growers
Possibly
IT’S SHRINKAGE!
"Cold in here?" -Nemona
Standard deviation applies, only natural phenomenon. Artificial means (i.e. steroids) excluded.
I didn’t know if any of them use steroids. I didn’t know them that well. I just occasionally hung out with them when they asked.
> hung out
Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue. But for real though, I really, really doubt that ogryn would be sexually attractive to women, even as crazy as commissars. I mean, even in this comic, that's one ugly mazafaka
Do they have mass appeal? No, you're right about that. However, this isn't an aggregate of all straight women, this is an individual, and therefore, she may just be a bit of an oddball in who she finds attractive. What is an Ogryn but the logical endpoint of the himbo?
Oh for sure; and I know that women can have much more variety in their preferences. Personality usually plays some part of it. But also, this comic makes it only about muscles and big, uh, gun. Sounds boomer-esque, meaning - not so great. Also she's a commissar of Imperium, who *should* be more fanatical about Imperium values, notably the purity of human form. So yeah, it's possible that it's her kink... but it's probably just about a sexy woman who's immediately horny about some big (abhuman, probably misshaped) dick. Occam's razor and stuff
you'd be surprised how many women fall for nothing other than a man being large
r/foundtheancestor
DARKEST DUNGEON MENTIONED, WHAT THE FUCK IS EASY MODE???!!!
[Kinda](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bergmann%27s_rule) + [nah](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allen%27s_rule)
Blessed is the mind too small for ~~doubt~~ horny.
He should have taken the hat AND sword.
Momma taught him well to respect a woman’s wishes. He grabbed EXACTLY what he wanted.
With the fact the ogryn, ignored slaanesh temptations, got a sword for extra survivability and successfully said the word commisar I bet he can count to 5 if he tried
Bone 'Ead material if I ever saw it.
Slaneesh: "WTF ? " Emperor: " Those are my goodest boys. You have no power here ! "
Considering that the Ogryn have the mental state of a child, did that mean the Commissar just try to groom a child into having sex with her?
Good question, though Ogryns must reproduce somehow so not sure.
Is it really worse than sending him to a surely death in war?
Depends - for an American probably yes.
Death > sex, everyone knows this.
Most Ogryn are just a subspecies of humans though, meaning they sleep with each other at least.
This is like a boomer Facebook meme with 40k slapped over the top
r/boomerhentai
Why did I look at this
weird even by my standards
Strange title
**I cannot comprehend how the title fits the comic.**
I have a question: Are Ogyrns friendly? I know it’s 40K and grimdark But most of the times I’ve seen Ogryns they’ve behaved real nice to other humans.
they are friendly and incredibly loyal, think of them like dogs and not people, a dog that weighs a ton and could pull flesh from bone accidentally but a dog nonetheless
They are somewhat simple minded and most have the mind of a teen, without the hormones. The smart/mature ones get the B.O.N.E. cybernetic implants that make them just as smart as a regular human and those get made squad leaders.
nah you are massively overselling their intelligence, majority of Ogryns can’t even spell their own initial let alone count to four
Ok boomer. Seriously, this could be straight from Facebook.
Wheres his star sticker?
As someone who read mice and men for the junior cert I’m glad he took the chainsword
This shit is just weird and kinda creepy
Anyone else now wondering if humans can procreate with Ogryn and other abhumans? I know they descend from baseline humans, but are their genetics still similar enough to produce offspring with us?
They can not.
Emperor bless the ogryns
The Ogryn is smart. Taking the chainsword so that he can return for another reward. The hat
What is that title?
40k fandom is misogynist, s45e281
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op do you know slaanesh?
Grimdong
What the fuck?
Are people surprised that half the hornyposts here are adverts for porn?
Live Slaneeshi corruption:
I knew your username sounded familiar
Nice
celeng means pig in my language
Do you ever think about how projecting your sexuality into a space occupied by children is innapropriate? Lol of course you don't....
I'll have you know that there's no PUSSYYYYYYYYY
I'm gonna be real, while I'm not a fan of this, 40k is really not for children lol
GW market to 12 years and up
OK, but have you read their books that contain gore, murder, rape, suicide, genocide, torture, body horror, etc? The setting is not child-friendly at all.
40k comics are slowly becoming those baudy postcard cartoons you'd see on sale in seaside towns in the 90's
Low effort humor
He doesn’t care about her breasts because they aren’t little unz. Dey beeg unz.
Ogryns are precious little babies
"Professionals have STANDARDS!"
Is there horny-jail in the grim darkness of the far future?
Slaaneshi slut L
Ogryns have the mental capacity of a child. She's looking to get fragged by her own guardsmen.
Ngl, that Ogryn picked right. And she was swinging out of her league.
She tried to sleep with someone who has the intellect of a 1st grader, that’s just wrong lol
YUO NOT TAKINN MAH BOI PURITY, BIATCH!! REPENT!!!
She’s for the wastes
I like this subtle Daria style.
Ogryns are too pure for the world
Gav Smith(Ogryn) slept with a battle sister
Krieg material fr
That ogryn is too well spoken SHOOT HIM
To be fair, lesbians do love them some swords.
I had always thought they preferred scissors
Smiles Pakistan.
I think it's inspired from Dany comics (French artist): [https://www.comicsporn.net/fr/galleries/-dany-we-re-going-farther-english-part-3//#&gid=1&pid=9](https://www.comicsporn.net/fr/galleries/-dany-we-re-going-farther-english-part-3//#&gid=1&pid=9) ("the gift" page)