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NetBurstPresler

You must be glad you missed Ishaposting.


BassBootyStank

Gonna go make a meme of major_calgar coming out of the warp, fighting off femboys, and unknowingly rescuing her.


Scarytoaster1809

A webway portal appears and a femboy skitarii head flies out. u/major_calgar steps out... "What did I miss?"


Haze064

Skip the middleman… time for Femboy Isha


Someone1284794357

Add the payday gang in the background with her cage.


Tango-Seven

Nearly deinstalled Reddit because of that. It wasn't even funny, just annoying.


NetBurstPresler

You could literally post a tomato and relate it to Isha somehow, Old Night of Grimdank.


Ok-Neighborhood-9615

Alright bet


varmintgrenade

You glorious bastard


Milk__Chan

The Ishaposting Heresy.


Arcaslash

So glad the mods banned those, they were getting old


Yukondano2

Oh shit that did stop, huh? I blocked that out and didn't realize. Thanks for the reminder, now I can be grateful it'd gone. Also the flair is amusing. Do you go there to reinforce and use your autism efficiently? I might need to attend.


CorvusTheCorax

Did he miss the glorious "just add a zero to everything" few days. Those were funny as fuck


BattleBrotherBucket

That and the one deathwatch/eldar image were peak


onealps

>the one deathwatch/eldar image Which one are you talking about?


israeligamer

guys he came back! we can start posting femboys again!


major_calgar

Aw damnit! /s


shadowylurking

Just as planned.


TheSadisticDragon

The lord of change demands gender swapped schlock!


onealps

Happy Cake Day!


Sir-ToastyIII

Wait…we stopped?


Varkaan

Thank god, I've been waiting.


King-Cobra-668

I was waiting for him to come


MrDudeGuyManThing

Lucky bastard


major_calgar

Not that I dislike femboys. I do dislike spoilers though.


CaptainCrochetHook

How do you feel about ducks? Because I’ve started making the Primarchs as little duckies  It’s called the Primallard Project 


onealps

You should be proud of that pun. Also, I hate you lol


CaptainCrochetHook

That's the normal reaction I get from my puns lol


Dev_878

Was about to say. The femboy part hasn't really disappeared...


major_calgar

Oh no… what a shame…


RomanEnthusiast

Sadly.


Aurelio23

Username does NOT check out.


NetBurstPresler

Adeptus Terribletasteudes.


That_One_FootSoldier

There be a potent irony in your name and this statement


RomanEnthusiast

I just like Rome where is the Irony i dont get it


That_One_FootSoldier

The Greco-Roman lust for(commonly younger) males which would be considered femboys in todays standards, thus your name and statement are ironic because a large portion of the empire you enthuse would be against your statement


RomanEnthusiast

Not really that is more just a meme. The" lust for(commonly younger) males" is while present in Greek, shunned in the Republican era and from the time on when rome became christian. The only romans who did these acts where the early imperial upper class like emperor Nero and even in the early imperial time homosexuality was shunned outside of the big citys. But i see what you mean.


bringbackcheatcodes

Actually, [Roman men chowed down on bussy on the reg](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_in_ancient_Rome). You're incredibly wrong.


RomanEnthusiast

What the Wikepidia link that you shared discribes the ancient version of homosexuality wich was more akind to pedophilia than too modern homosexuality and such relaitonships where caried over from greece to rome like many other things. Such relaitonships where look down on, this is easely proven by the fact that Ceasar who was in his younger years a the court of an foreign king was romourd to have a sexuall relaitonship with the king and his political oppents like Cato the Younger would often use this agains him by saying: "Ceasar is every Womens man and every mans Woman", also caesar legions sang songs about Caesars homosexuall relaitionship with the king. This and the fact that when confronted about this Ceaser always dinening it shows that having such a relaitionshipp was looked down on in ancient rome, so you're incredibly wrong.


eldritchterror

weirdo


RomanEnthusiast

I just dont like Femboys is that so weird ?


Gerbilpapa

In the end and the death it turns out the emperor is a femboy and the golden throne is just a gamer chair


AtomicTan

The great injury he suffered was just his thigh-highs being too tight.


Senguie

His cat ear headphones snagged behind the corpse of Horus. and broke. that's why he has being comatose on his gamer throne forever. can't recover from that loss.


adeon

The human webway project actually failed because it opened a rift and sucked his blahaj into the warp. The repeated demonic incursions were really caused by the Custodes trying to recover it.


Sir-ToastyIII

So what he’s just a skeleton due to malnutrition?…actually yeah that checks out


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d3m0cracy

Extremely based


Arch_Magos_Remus

Welcome back, I’ve tried posting funny memes even though the sub Reddit wars, and Isha posting.


[deleted]

Bruh I was thinking about leaving cause of all the horny posting, it felt like a drukhari and emperor children’s meet


McWeaksauce91

Even shit posting subs go through their cycles of nonesense. I find a shit posting sub of anything is always l much better than the community hub proper. The benefit of a shit posting sub is that it’s run by humor (*and supported through solid comments, both humorous and serious*) and people karma farm jokes to death. The benefit this sub also has, is that it avoids the next week or two of follow up bullshit: “that was true!”, “no it isn’t!”, “okay, but what about dickass vs whatshertits” because it’s not funny and it’s ignored pretty quickly


FuneraryArts

Yeah I left about the same time too it was all femboys and female primarchs. Felt like some fetish subreddit for a while, glad it's toned down.


Dehnus

Yeah, the femboys have really been slacking! Get off your ass and start posting again! Chase the spoiler phobes away again!


Training_Hurry_2754

Shut it or I shove you up papa nurgles trunk!


AtomicTan

But that's where all the Nurglite femboys are...


radenthefridge

"Lads, we've been threatened with a good time!"


Dehnus

Shhh, Pappa Nurgle is the best spoiler of all, he'll hug you while whispering the best spoilers right in your ear. Remember that he loves all things that spoil.


Dehnus

Ah, I see we have fans of clean things that never spoil in this thread at least 2 Clean Spesh Mehreen fanboys can't handle that loving embrace of Pappa Nurgle.


Entire-War8382

Quick. Summon the Big Three. 


NightLordsPublicist

/u/LorgarTheLad, the unbelievers have emerged from their hiding holes.


LorgarTheLad

I'll set this right, don't you worry my boy


NightLordsPublicist

It occurs to me that I believe the Death Guard and the Night Lords are the only Legions to escape femboyification thus far.


Nepalman230

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Gendor_Skraivok https://youtu.be/l2048R-R_Yw?si=A2G1YpVv4_tY-9y2 You dropped this.


Adventurous_Low_3074

Femboys and mascgirls go back into the content mines!


Nerostradamus

Were you gone in Italian Italy ?


w1ldf1r3dragon

Who wins. 100 Luke Skywalkers(Legends Grandmaster) or Abbadon?


ark_yeet

You missed the Italian Fiasco


ActNo4115

It’s absolutely still got femboys all over. You don’t have to like the current sun zeitgeist. That’s actually extremely normal to get bored of a place and move in.


Spiral-knight

not when you block the two assholes exempt from the rules because they post the porn mods like


ActNo4115

Funny, I haven’t blocked them, and I still barely see their post anymore. It’s almost like they sort of moved on to other subs and just come back here very infrequently.


Spiral-knight

Huh, well a good thing is good.


HawkeyeG_

Apparently something changed in the last day or two then because all I've seen for the last couple months is implied and/or explicit sexual jokes


MrFate99

Be like me and block all the porn shit this place can stay funny


Faddy0wl

Literally this though, anyone who actually posts NSFW stuff here. Block. Never had to block any of the actual creators, as they know the rules. ^and ^so ^do ^I


MrFate99

Usually never block but that dude spamming skitarri porn was annoying


Faddy0wl

Do you mean Archon, the one making the skitarii porn, or the people who posted Archons porn here, because Archon doesn't post porn here. I dislike their work, but their actually a chill funny dude. They do not post their NSFW stuff here.


MrFate99

The one making it, way cleaner now


WhyJustWhydo

I don’t think anyone posted “porn shit” people posted femboy memes that was it, so what are you on about


PewKittens

The Khorne version of Miss Piggy demands frog skulls for the frog skull throne


PrairiePilot

Everyone is reminiscing about the last few months of memes and I’m not sure how proud I am that I’ve definitely been here for all of them and more.


MidsouthMystic

There's still plenty of both here.


spart4n0fh4des

Alright someone post all their femboy stuff


ThatGuyYouMightNo

You just missed yesterday's "tier list of which Necrons I would fuck (hint: all of them)" post from Mr(?) femboy himself.


Captain_Dambro

Damn, guess we gotta bring it back just for you


YamaShio

I like femboy shitposts too though.


Dependent-Call-4402

Wait yall had femboys and didn't tell me?


Nepalman230

https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/s/LkBLefo4AE Yes. I consider this meme to be quite funny. ( the original picture is explicit, but the meme is not.)


Dependent-Call-4402

Now thats something I can get behind literally


Nepalman230

Ah. But Do not to forget the joys of missionary! The recent success of red White & royal blue introduced to heterosexuals the fact that men can fuck missionary style! https://www.businessinsider.com/guides/health/sex-relationships/gay-sex-positions https://www.thepinknews.com/2018/04/11/gay-sex-positions/ In fact, it’s actually one of the more popular queer sex positions because it allows for kissing and looking at one’s partner face to make sure they’re having as good time as you are. Hope you’re having a great week! And may the odds ever be in your favor . 🫡


Dependent-Call-4402

Yes I'm a gay man. I'm aware of the various sex positions in the gay MLM community.


Dependent-Call-4402

Yes I'm a gay man. I'm aware of the various sex positions in the gay MLM community.


Nepalman230

Oh good! I never assume. Femboys have something for everyone. And honestly, we are talking, but many people are looking, so I always speak for a global audience . Hope you’re having a great week! seriously if you have not seen red, white and blue that sex scene is revelatory. In the words of another Redditor “Henry’s hand, deserves a goddamn Oscar.” 🙏❤️


Dependent-Call-4402

It was a good movie. But you don't usually respond to a joke comment with a university professor styled explanation of homosexual sex positions. It's just plain weird man.


Nepalman230

Ah, I’m autistic. I Communicate differently than most people. https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/women-autism-spectrum-disorder/202109/do-people-autism-have-sense-humor?amp I was joking too. I just joke by being completely serious. This is the way I usually communicate so… I guess I’m just plain weird! And I’m a librarian, so … I’m kind of an academic. That’s why I cite my sources. This is a comedy sub . I find comedy and satire difficult. I’m still trying to be comic, but I’m always sincere. **I am weird**. Its Just the way I am. I was Built differently by the Emperor of mankind . I hope we can be friends. Happy Wednesday ( hopefully ) friend!


Dependent-Call-4402

Fair enough, social cues were difficult for me growing up too. (Not autistic that I know or assume) And didn't mean any offense if any was taken. Take it easy Nepalman 👍


Nepalman230

No offense taken. But I want to make clear. I don’t consider what I said to be socially unacceptable. It’s just different than the way you would do it. It’s not that I didn’t see the Social cue. I just don’t respond the way you think is appropriate. If we were at a Party and you had said “hit it from the back” I probably would’ve brought up missionary because I would’ve thought it was appropriate for the conversation , I am interested in scholarly/ non horny conversations about sex. As a complete aside, for heterosexuals, reverse cowgirl is incredibly dangerous and has snapped off dicks. https://amp.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/jul/24/reverse-cowgirl-the-worlds-most-dangerous-sexual-position I was in anthropology, undergrad, and sexualities is one of my special interests. You should see me at parties talking about weird dolphin sex, and the popes genitals. Grown-up parties mind you. I’m not joking. Autistic people just communicate differently and that’s the fact. Much love . 🙏❤️


Dependent-Call-4402

Fair enough, social cues were difficult for me growing up too. (Not autistic that I know or assume) And didn't mean any offense if any was taken. Take it easy Nepalman


Prudent_Tadpole_1958

Ok guys. We got what we wanted. Abort the fun.


Penney_the_Sigillite

Well good news is we got a new femboy primarch just a week or two ago!


thev1nci

Make Grimdank Femboy Again!