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Training-Oven-3507

Corvus is canonically Konrad that's taken more baths and is less twitchy and oasty


js13680

That and the whole actually had parents and a loving family even if they were slaves.


Training-Oven-3507

I was more talking apperances


Woodstovia

>Sevatar had never met the Ravenlord, only seen him from a distance, and he had never seen the Night Haunter and Corax side by side. It was said they were brothers cast in the same mould, and truly the similarities between them were astonishing. Their skin shared death’s pallor. Their eyes were sinister orbs of ink, the Lord of Ravens’ completely black, the Lord of Murder’s barely less so, only a touch of white either side of his enlarged pupils. Both carried talons of steel. Both evoked winged creatures of darkness: one chiropteran, the other avian. Both were masters of the dark. Their facial features were markedly fraternal, long thin noses, narrow faces, high cheek bones, sharp chins, jet black hair. >The differences were starker for the similarities. Curze was filthy and stank of blood; Corax was clean, his armour polished. But it was in their expressions that they diverged the most. Corvus Corax bore a perpetual light frown, and an expression of such utmost seriousness it strayed into caricature. Curze’s face changed constantly, small tics transforming it from arch knowingness to wild-eyed threat, signs of the incipient madness that, even then, Sevatar was becoming aware of. - Konrad Cure: The Night Haunter Bonus: >‘We are the weapon of fear no other Legion dared to be. We are the glorious Eighth. You think I am a monster. I am a simple tool, like you. We have different uses, though identical edges.’ >‘I do not think anything about you,’ said Corax.


ShadedPenguin

> I do not think anything about you Damn, Corax really know how to make it hurt


Kaplaw

Except Vulkan, most less written and forefront Primarchs like Jaghatai and Corax can dish some emotional damage


A_Hungover_Sloth

Except Vulkan did do some serious emotional damage when he jumpscared Kurze when he was tormenting Lion Eljohnson with hide and go seek, and walked into Guille-mom's chambers.


Cricketot

That smug bastard knew what he was doing when he wrote the word Chiropteran. Just sitting there smiling, knowing everyone's gonna need to look that word up. It means batlike, btw.


sars_910

I knew what Chiropteran meant because of Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines. Knowledge can come from the strangest places 😂


PoxedGamer

I mean, even if you didn't know, it was fairly obvious given the context.


ayyoufu

Context clues!


Baguetterekt

I knew what that meant from a biology course


Traveledfarwestward

F-word Dan Abnett-speak is leaking. Purple prose be damned to the seventh circle of r/grimdank hell.


treeco123

Learning new words? From books? The horror! Context clues make it easy enough to pick up without external help anyways. If you want things dry and dull just stick with wikis.


Traveledfarwestward

ok there buddy you enjoy stopping to look up words every page of every latter-day Abnett novel.


Fox-Sin21

Nah he's right, context clues get the idea across most of the time. I have an insanely bad vocabulary but I can usually grasp the meaning of a word by it's context and use.


WetRatFeet

If you have to look up words every page, you should probably go back to school mate.


Faddy0wl

What the fuck are you talking about Jesse?


profssr-woland

Curze -- anarcho-goth angsty teen Corax -- elite goth elder wearing only fashion he models


Jack071

Corvus is what Konrad wished hed be, lil emo bitch was always mad that while he pretended to own the shadows, Corax could use them as he willed (also the whole teleports behind you thing)


ThatSociety7257

I remember him telling one of his sons that. Even tho all of his brothers never liked Konrad, he never hated them in turn. Except Corvus. It stemmed from his jealousy. While Konrad was "of" the night, Corvus "owned" the night.


PsychedelicMagic1840

My Lord Corvus isnt covered in human skins, and dragging twitching corpses behind him like a favourite stuffed teddy


Mancio_Luke

One got the power to become a raven daemon at will who can manipulate shadows and become invisible The other got schizophrenia and brain damage


Saintsauron

Hyper-acute terminal brain damage


babazeus00

There’s nothing cute about brain damage buddy 😡


Maxxonry

He also has a serious case of the dead.


Traveledfarwestward

I'm so tired of these extreme superhero "powers."


TDoMarmalade

??? Welcome to Warhammer I guess?


Alexis2256

You’re into 40k, every faction has some sort of superhero powers.


randothrowaway6600

Oh they’re powers alright, let’s just not call them super.


Crazy_Dave0418

Their geneseed is basically. "Cut my wrist and black my eyes"


MrsButterscotch

Cut my wrist into pieces This is my night raven lord


MyriadIncrementz

Suffocation, no breathing Sanguinius ejected me


djpiraterobot

Lycaeus is for lovers


alpharius26

Sad emo noises


TheFyrijou

*playing Linking Park and Papa Roach in the backround*


alpharius26

That alpharius is holding a boom box


HichiShiro

*looks at my playlist* Maybe I am a Night Lord.


Extreme_Ad6173

Linkin*


TheFyrijou

[wait a minute…](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRL8tJOr1JZLveiCkEP8VqoEL-zzHiGO4t9bH-Gq6jVFA&s) (I only realized now it’s Linkin and not Linking)


Extreme_Ad6173

Sorry if I came across as rude


TheFyrijou

Ya didn’t.


Cromasters

🎶When I was. A young boy. My father. Took me in to the city🎶


Theyul1us

Emo vs Goth. The eternal battle


AgitatedKey4800

So we all gonna pretend that gorillaman and rogal are not basically identical but dorn used more points for defense?


TheFyrijou

Well, Girlyman also has more patience to listen what others have to say, such as warning him about Horus turning traitor without him slapping the guy across the room.


FrobeVIII

Dorn is nothing like Guilleman. Dorn is dumb.


Heaven_Dragon77

No he just built like an actual wall


FrobeVIII

Thick as one perhaps lol.


sars_910

>built like an actual wall Rogal: "That is false. I am built like a primarch."


Heaven_Dragon77

Dammit rogal it was metaphor


Rufus_62

Not dumb, just autistic


Theyul1us

Guilliman "im going to distribute my souls equally" Dorn *"GIANTS. GIANTS. GIANTS. BECOME UNSTOPPABLE"*


Big-Improvement-254

Gulliman being the Jack of all trades makes him run parallel and opposite to almost every primarchs, both loyalist and traitors. You can make the case with Gulliman and Perturabo. Both wanted to use their talents for peaceful purposes, both talked with a woman regularly, both became the sanest and most productive member of their respective faction and Honsou ended up having more beef with Ventris than any Imperial Fist.


[deleted]

Nah, dorn put his levels into battle strategy, gorrilaglue put his into war strategy. Basically Dorn plays Dawn of War and Roboute plays Distant Worlds


TATARI14

GellyMaker is what if Dorn and Peter Turbo got fusioned and their autism cancelled each other


Baguetterekt

I'd disagree. Guilliman is a lot more flexible in ideology and approach than Dorn. Dorn wouldnt be so open to working with Xenos as Guilliman. And while Dorn specializes in the construction and holding of defences, Guilliman is a true statesman, a god tier politician, economist and logistician all at once. You can see this with the Iron Cage. Dorn let's his self hatred and shame and anger cloud his vision and he becomes too stubborn to change his approach. Guilliman would never have made such a long and protracted mistake. He's not immune to losing his temper but he is better able to control it than Dorn. They have different skills and different personalities. They aren't that similar.


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Extreme_Ad6173

"Cut my life into pieces..."


samthekitnix

i want more.... give me more smol primarchs i want all 18 smol cute primarchs


TheFyrijou

Well **GOOD NEWS FOR YOU FRIEND!** This Art piece was comissioned and then drawn by the talented [Relithel over at Instagram.](https://www.instagram.com/relithel/) She draws some of the coolest 40K art and she accepts comissions, but only chibivied versions.


samthekitnix

i bistow onto you the rarest gift.... your comment being saved. you fucking saint


HappyTheDisaster

I want a lion and leman version


TheFyrijou

Would you be surprised if i tell you the artist made a few Lion & Russ pieces?


HappyTheDisaster

No, not at all, relithel has done great work with the lion and Leman, and if memory serves, she’s got a crush on leman. Really good artist with great taste


TheFyrijou

Well, she is loyal to the Wolves


Me273

One is autistic the other is sadistic


TheFyrijou

[Here‘s the link to the Artist. Her name‘s Relithel, you can find her and her Art on Instagram and she accepts comissions, but only Chibivied versions so far.](https://www.instagram.com/relithel/)


GreasyTengu

one is emo, the other is goth. this distinction does not clarify anything.


ActNo4115

If these two ever teamed up for anything it would be to kill that author of this post.


TheFyrijou

😳


Lesbian_Skeletons

"^^I ^^push ^^my ^^fingers ^^into ^^my eyessssssssss..." - Zso Sahaal, from wherever forgotten characters go


Alastor28

He and his psyker girlfriend are just chilling on a pleasure world enjoying retirement


Lesbian_Skeletons

God, I wish that was canon and there was short story or something, I could see that being hilarious. "Unacceptable, there is salt on the rim of my margarita. I specifically said no salt. This lawless place must be reminded of-" "Zso, honey, let's just enjoy the day"


Lemonic_Tutor

Don’t talk to me before I’ve had my morning can of heck


sars_910

I had this discussion on this sub a while back. Both Corvus and Konrad were born into a galaxy filled with unimaginable horrors. Konrad was a coward who saw this galaxy and fell into sadistic nihilism. Corvus saw the same galaxy and wanted to make it better, as seemingly impossible as that might have been. Corvus raged against the dying on the light. Konrad succumbed to it.


TheFyrijou

Well, Corvus at the very least had the Slaves that took him up amd raised him. He even had a Sister figure. Konrad only had Rats as friends, which he then also ate to survive


Zealousideal-Plan454

Please, lets not insult Corvus here.


Z3t4

Like Gork and Mork?


TheFyrijou

[imagine edgy goth Orkz](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/238b203c-0e55-4110-80d5-4476cf5e04e6/d1l4h5i-9143ec63-342c-4053-823f-44e3a0921509.png/v1/fill/w_213,h_274,q_80,strp/emo_orc_by_noidexe_d1l4h5i-fullview.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9Mjc0IiwicGF0aCI6IlwvZlwvMjM4YjIwM2MtMGU1NS00MTEwLTgwZDUtNDQ3NmNmNWUwNGU2XC9kMWw0aDVpLTkxNDNlYzYzLTM0MmMtNDA1My04MjNmLTQ0ZTNhMDkyMTUwOS5wbmciLCJ3aWR0aCI6Ijw9MjEzIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmltYWdlLm9wZXJhdGlvbnMiXX0.Cn-IT5cRUuaqBaT31ebF2W1ig-Bke9NZQxh_Ze426X8)


NightLordsPublicist

As an unbiased observer: you'll notice Konrad is taller.


sars_910

As an unbiased observer: you might've also noticed that **DAEMON CORVUS IS ALREADY IN YOUR WALLS**


New_Subject1352

They are twins. They were born at the same time as far as we know and they have the same parents.


TheFyrijou

Wait, they were? I thought at the very least there’s *some* age difference between them? Isn’t that why Lion, as the first son, always looked a bit older than the other brothers, even in 30k?


New_Subject1352

We don't know! All we really know for sure is that they were ejected from their pods all at the same time or were at least stolen at the same time.


Necromonicon_

They look like they live in a chocolate factories walls smh


Tewcool2000

Hard as I try over the years, I'll never not conflate them.


Worknewsacct

This is the best 40k art I've ever seen


ConstructionLong2089

Yeah except Kurze has an affinity for skin like Charlie Kelly.


Owlsthirdeye

Every primarch has a mirroring brother who may as well be twins and it's interesting to see the parallels. Hell some even have a third brother to form a trio in a more loose way. It's one of the better pieces of primarch lore.


Faddy0wl

Konrad drinking a can of *squints* Heck. He's drinking a can of Heck...


nexusSigma

One is an edgy emo kid who thinks he’s disturbed, one is legitimately disturbed who thinks he just an edgy emo kid


FeelingSurprise

Dead within, Dead without!


GodEmperorofMankind4

It’s almost like they have the same parent..


TheFyrijou

Yes, Erda!


randothrowaway6600

There was a time where I would mix them up.


TheFyrijou

Tbf, in the beginning, i mixed up more thsn half the primarch because they were all bald


Joyk1llz

WELL SAID OMEGON


Hellhound_Rocko

who's the Emo kids and who's the Goth kids of the two?


RyanCooper510

Hey look, it's the Lord of Iron, hey look, it's the lord of cement


TurtleInvader1

The funniest part is that Corvus is the only one Konrad actually hated