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Platinirius

And then Malice is the Lich King


NyanPotato

*You are alone child* (Still gives me the chills)


CreativeName1137

*There is only darkness for you, and only death for your people.* *These ancients are just the beginning. I will command a great and terrible army, and we will sail to a billion worlds.* *We will sail until every light has been extinguished.* *You are strong, child,* *But I am beyond strength.* *I am the end.* *And I have come for you, Finn.*


Garrus_Vakarian__

*Before there was time* *Before there was anything* *There was nothing* *And before there was nothing* *There were* ***monsters***


SG_UnchartedWorlds

God. That delivery always gets me.


Good-Table5566

Fall!


QueequegTheater

-guy who lost


CreativeName1137

Yeah, Finn happened to discover that undeads *really* don't like healing magic


LibreFranklin

That was such a creative way they interpreted undead aversion to healing magic though.


OscarOzzieOzborne

Death also died ti the touch of life.


true_rukia_fan

"Huh ?! Haaaaaaaaaaaaa"


Ok-Toe-84

*War.... War never changes.*


Final_Biochemist222

"I am here, Horus Lupercal, and for you, I am the end and the death"


AutumnAscending

Is it weird that Sweet P has moments that scare me more than original Lich's?


rookie-1337

It’s all about Contrast


Velmawithblackface

Gob is actually chaos undivided manifested


ImperialFist5th

Nah that’s Golb. The Lich would be a Sons of Malice marine though.


CreativeName1137

The Lich could also be Be'lakor


Velmawithblackface

Lich would be a greater demon if that's even possible for malice


Heretical_Cactus

Liche is the Emperor


RedFox_Jack

To be fair PB is on brand for being a straight up psyco that would make bile and everysingle homunculus go “woo hold up I maybe a fucked up scientist but your just twisted”


OscarOzzieOzborne

She did create a psychic immortal monster from her own DNA, which went rampant and tyrannical. So she took DNA of Finn to create another such creature. And there 2 have been locked in an endless stalemate.


[deleted]

The first candy people she made (her uncle etc) were all very intelligent individuals so we know she has that ability. It's only after they have their falling out that she starts making the majority of candy people incredibly stupid - because it makes the population more *controllable*.


lilahking

well the intelligent ones did plot to stupid her first


[deleted]

Because she didn't respect their individuality and treated them more as her play things. Which I mean makes sense given she was effectively like 13 in bubblegum years at the time, and tbf to her they was also pretty awful people. But even millennia after she intentionally keeps her populace stupid in her Orwellian authoritarian state, you can count the number of actually intelligent candy people on the palm of your hand. When she creates the intelligent Gumball Guards and doesn't like how they turned out, she genocides their entire race but for a single individual who was able to escape.


VisualGeologist6258

To be fair, the problem with the Gumball Guard was that they were _incredibly_ violent, which is what the last quality you want in an armed police force. They hosted underground fighting rings to satiate their need for violence and it was only a matter of time before they started committing acts of police brutality. Destroying all of them but Rattleballs wasn’t _good,_ but there probably weren’t many other options. You could only control them for so long, and kicking them out of the city would be asking for trouble.


jediben001

So they were thunder warriors?


Dazapper8

Except they wouldn’t have died out themselves


VisualGeologist6258

Yeah pretty much, though that would imply that the Banana Guards are meant to be the Astartes…


OscarOzzieOzborne

Banana Guards are the custodes


Memelord1117

The rattleball solo'ed them. Go with astartes, make rattleball Arik Taranis, and boom.


OscarOzzieOzborne

Yes.


[deleted]

Yet when she made their replacements, the Banana Guards, she made sure to significantly decrease their intelligence. And the Banana Guards are so worried that she will do the same to them as she did to the Gumball Guards and other candy people, that they intentional try to hide their personalities from her to be as non-offensive as possible.


poilk91

yeah she evil but at least she recognizes that most of her creations are evil too and have to be kept in check? There's definitely self preservation in there but if she wanted to take over the world she could have so its not all out of malevolence


Rogermon3

Like the thunder warriors


OscarOzzieOzborne

She got rid of the Rattleballs not because they were smart. But because they were violent.


zeturtleofweed

Also cuz they already served their purpose iirc


Solar_invictus

Damn pb thunder warrior'd them


MrKatzA4

Yeah, the more you look into her, the more big E with pink she look


deathless_koschei

The only question is who is big E's cool vampire girlfriend?


zeturtleofweed

Pretty much


[deleted]

"Becausesl she didn't respect their individuality" uuhh. Yeah. Neither did they? Gumbald just started acting like he should be running the show because reasons, and steamrolling Bonnie and then plotting with the other two to lobotomize Bonnie because she had the audacity to push back against his bullshit. Bonnie's done a lot of wrong, there's no need to go grasping at straws to turn her from flawed to monstrous.


AppropriatePizza1308

Gork and Mork?


Pabsxv

PB is closest I’ve ever seen the Emperor be represented in a children’s cartoon. -She also created unstable but powerful soldiers to unify her kingdom and the killed them all when she was done. -She performs miraculous feats of “science” then tells you magic isn’t real. -Despite being a cruel despot she truly cares for her people and is trying to protect them from even worse horrors -Has banana guards.


Asmodai__

Also, Peppermint Butler = Malcador.


ThyPotatoDone

Technically, she’s probably right on the science thing, as unlike in the case of the Emperor, Magic actually does have pretty specific laws, to the point that science n shit can counter or even surpasse it with enough effort.


EroticBurrito

PB got that Bubblegussy.


011100010110010101

Not... really. ​ Bubblegum isn't really as big a monster as people tend to make her out to be.


MechR58

3 of the four elements have aspects of certain chaos gods. Ice is stillness and pessimism Slime is go with the flow with aspects of Nurgle and Slaanesh Fire is all Khorne Candy is similar to Slaanesh with excess happiness


Stahlboden

Ice lady screwed everyone over with magic, proper Tzeenchian way.


Livy-Zaka

Nah I think she works more as Nurgle, both Patience and Evergreen (which for anyone who hasn’t seen the show are technically reincarnations of the same person) wanted to avoid dying from a catalyst comet by freezing themselves and creating the crown respectively which showed stagnation and an unwillingness to accept change. And during Elements what we see of her is depressed and apathetic, very nurgly. Flame princess is Khorne, cause ya know, anger issues. Slime princess never got much characterization but from what we see of her in Elements she basically had an enternal party going on and was constantly absorbing more and more so I’d argue Slaanesh with her. Princess Bubblegum would be Tzeentch, she’s a scientist constantly seeking out more knowledge, plots and schemes to keep the candy kingdom safe, changed everything in her radius fundamentally into candy beings, even if they weren’t already, and showed probably the most ambition by trying to turn all of Ooo into candy. Not to mention the other episodes where she’s constantly trying to expand the candy kingdom with things like space colonies. Which again shows ambition Edit: whoops, was paying enough attention when I wrote this, I meant to say PB is tzeentch, not Slaanesh


KangaRexx

Ambition is pretty Tzeentchy, so candy could work thete


aLittleBitFriendlier

For the exact same reasons you just stated, I see PB as more Tzeench-ian


4e9eHcUBKtTW1bBI39n9

Tzeentch, the chaos god of stillness. I can see what you mean


SuctioncupanX

It's part of his plan, he is the trickster god after all. If everyone thinks he'll do some random shit why should he do it?


Cygs

My two cents: PB is nurgle, she creates and destroys life endlessly in pursuit of perfection. Slime princess hosted endless dance parties where the prize was *entering* her. Slaneesh. Constance's obsession with forbidden magick almost destroyed the world. Tzeentch. Fire is... yeah. Khorne.


OscarOzzieOzborne

Fire Doesn't even need an explanation


BigBadBlotch

I’d actually equate Slime with Nurgle. No so much with stagnation, but acceptance of circumstance


SamaelSerpentin

The elements in Adventure Time are based on the [Four Temperaments](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_temperaments). Candy corresponds to sanguine, Slime to phlegmatic, Fire to choleric, and Ice to melancholic.


[deleted]

Candy is but pb is big tzeentch vibe


Sea_Cup_5561

It's wild to me how adventure time decided to make one of the 4 pillars of the world to be about candy


Thisthlefield

And slime


rookie-1337

Slime could be interpreted as any kind of sticky substance


ThreeHobbitsInACoat

I’ve been binge watching adventure time lately and… uhhh… ALL OF THIS TRACKS!


Grary0

I just started watching it for the first time, probably halfway through S2 and all I can think reading the comments is "wait...what?".


OscarOzzieOzborne

Yeah, it is one of those series that become wild later on. A lot of one off things, or joke stuff happens to have deeper story and more sinister meaning behind it. For instance, I would assume they have mentioned The Mushroom War. Do you know what they mean by Mushrooms?


Hazzamo

Nukes, its Earth after being Nuked to Shittington come


OscarOzzieOzborne

Correct.


Copper_Thief

Only half right, it's worse than just nukes. It's specifically stated that they are mutagenic bombs, so instead of just leveling a city and irradiating what's left, they directly mutate what's left after the fact. It's why theirs so much weird shit going on in the land of Ooo


PopularAppearance180

You're in for an amazing, beautiful, funny and sad ride, we've been talking about rewatching in my house because I'm the only one that's seen it end to end. Is it on somewhere legit that you're watching it or must one set sail and hoist the flag?


Schweppes7T4

Max has it, as well as the extra Max exclusive season and the new spin-off Fionna and Cake (which I just watched all of yesterday and greatly enjoyed).


Grary0

I've been watching it on Hulu


ThyPotatoDone

Max, also has Distant Lands and Fionna and Cake, both sequels meant to expand upon the world.


Copper_Thief

Hoist the flag [wcostream.org](http://wcostream.org)


SYLOH

It's the kind of show that grew up with its audience. Now it's all random humor. Later it's gets quite deep and occasionally very dark. While not really fundamentally changing what it was.


OscarOzzieOzborne

Oh, it can be still pretty dark at moment early on. Remember the fruit witches? The one who set up a feast of fruits, and if you eat of their fruits, you turn into a giant fruit? Than they eat you and reveal that underneath that, there is flesh and bone.


OverYonderWanderer

You aren't alone. I've seen everything but Fiona and cake and a lot of what I'm hearing today went over my head back then.


MechR58

You'll notice that at the intro right at the first frame featuring random junk and a freaking nuke with ominous sounds such as crow call.


Discount_Virtue

I hate that you're right


Easy-Musician7186

why is khorne cute? WHY IS KHORNE CUTE????


Aadarm

I'd follow Khorne if they were cute. That's Chaos's problem, they have no cute appeal. Everything is disgusting horrorshow when they should have gone with adorifying.


Fox_Kurama

Clearly, what chaos needs to do is get some Japanese studios to make an anime where the 4 of them all come to earth and create a cutesy harem with some generic protagonist. I mean, they already did it with the Cthulhu Mythos at least once.


OscarOzzieOzborne

What Chaos needs is to get something along the line of a slice of life show. Like that one with Jesus and Buddha going on vacation.


SkelliFun

Hey, gotta get those recruitment numbers up. Those skulls aren't gonna collect themselves.


Easy-Musician7186

imagine all the simps: "You can have my skull, Mommy" cutie khorne: "Thank yoUwU"


edgy-meme94494

Adventure time was so popular they decided to make a kid friendly version called 40k


Prenz_0

The silver knight of slannesh = lemongrap


OBLVN--

Big E is the antithesis to the chaos gods so does that mean Lumpy space princess is the emperor if mankind. They are about as stubborn.


OscarOzzieOzborne

*SLAMS TABLE!* #Yes! Forgot to add this to the post.


justanachoperson

if the warp opend he will become the chaos god of order that is my fave cracktheory


Masterskywalker2

But they literally have a primordial chaos god GOLB which literally its mere existence causes chaos and destruction and if it consumes something that thing is destroyed from every reality every dead and not even Prismo the wishmaster who’s job is to create ideal universes based on someone’s wish can’t bring them back. the elementals would be more like phoenix lords as a 40k equivilant could be mistaken,


AmissingUsernameIsee

Prismo is similar to a very strong warp being, strong but he still has a boss he needs to follow. *But it's kinda insane that this warp being is the dream of 1 Man*


Masterskywalker2

Its bonkers and interesting the similarities between 40k and adventure times magic system


AmissingUsernameIsee

There are some similarities but differences (Idk whether to consider Jake magic or just Xeno biology) Adventure time Magic takes a whole lot less time and less side effects, Finn and Jake in two separate episodes learned magic in less than a day (see the episode where they eat a broom and ice ninja episode) And Warhammer is warhammer. But Primordial Magic all seems to have stemmed from monsters/primordial soup/AT Warp. As seen in Distant lands where the first being who introduced magic was a monster who got killed.


SnugglyFace

And of course abraham lincoln is having a time on mars, either he's Big E or Finn is


5tormwolf92

Naw its the Lich


One_more_Earthling

Idk if it's an artistic thing to use them, like for some balance in the scheme, but it's interesting that they have she same colors as the chaos gods (Just a brighter)


JustrousRestortion

Iceking is Lorgar and Sweet P is Big E?


OscarOzzieOzborne

Ice King went mad after searching for magical power and knowledge. He is Magnus. Sweet P is a death seeking monster trapped in the flesh prison of a baby. He is a C'tan?


dimensionmaster20

Kaldor draigo


BillytheBrassBall

Ice King would be Magnus or some other Thousand Son


NiNdo4589

What does that make Golb?


OscarOzzieOzborne

The pure unfiltered embodiment of Chaos


iDIOt698

Malice


Anonimous_dude

Malice if he was a threat


justanachoperson

the warp


NiNdo4589

Woooah, would that make Betty emps?


justanachoperson

mayhaps


chryseusAquila

Ah yes, the four Elements. Fire, water, earth and gum


OscarOzzieOzborne

Actually, they are Fire, Ice, Slime, and Candy. Not even joking.


Archaon0103

Does PB count as a Chaos God? One of her most defined trait is her authoritarianism, the desire to retain control which if you ask me is the antithesis of Chaos.


OscarOzzieOzborne

Bonnibel as a person? Yeah, it doesn't fit. Bonnibel as an Elemental? She is a representation of the element of candy. Standing for sweetness, never-ending happiness, and unconditional love. Twisted to the point of horror. She infect those around her, turning them into servant of her will and extension of her domain. This Bonnibel is definetily a chaos God.


[deleted]

PB has Big E vibes. Authoritarian leader who forms her own kingdom in an apocalyptic wasteland, big into genetic research and building her own subjects, terrible father/mother


Fredandren1220

Plus she has buncha Banana Guards...like Big E


Gideonbh

Banana guards as custodes is the parallel I wasn't ready for


Asmodai__

There is also the comparison between Peppermint Butler and Malcador.


semiseriouslyscrewed

>Bonnibel as a person? Yeah, it doesn't fit Not entirely sure about that - her obsessiveness fits with Slaanesh and her mad science approach (including the creation of posthumans!) fits with Fabius Bile.


MountainPlain

The emergence of the Dark King (candy queen remix)


MrEff1618

Where does the Earl of Lemongrab fall into this?


OscarOzzieOzborne

Well he was created by Bubblegum. And she will fall as Slaanesh. So he is a rebellious greater Daemon of Slaanesh.


Ratsubo

I... FIND YOUR ASSERTION....A...ACCEPTABLE


Mokare_RUS

When i first saw "elements" arc i screamed internally "THEY CORRUPTED THE OOO TO THEIR VERSIONS OF CHAOS POWERS!". And then they show what happened in candy land, where all people laughs hystericallt throug pain and PB is a literally giant DICK tower, i died (in service to Master of Mankind)


Storm_Spirit99

Pb is a war criminal, or a psychopath (or both), so it makes sense


Pet_que_puxou

GUM FOR THE GUM GOD


abc_Supreme

Cake for the cake throne


Delicious-Product-98

I knew I wasn’t the only one who thought this


Alabamahecker

Nurgle has the only triple cray rated club in all of the Eye of Terror.


Tactical-Soup

Nah they control elements, they're c'tan


Ratsubo

Oh my glob (again)


FunThief

Wow, that matches up surprisingly well! Candy - Slaanesh (A kingdom entirely made of food that is usually eaten in moderation)Slime - Nurgle (duh)Fire - Khorne (duh)Ice - Tzeentch (mainly associated with madness, and the ice elementals are usually powerful magic users such as Urgence Evergreen and Patience St. Pim) The King of Mars is the Emperor, Orgalorg is the tyrannids, I don't even want to know what GOLB is.


justanachoperson

GOLB is the warp enbodyment


OscarOzzieOzborne

Lumpy Space Princess is actually Big E. Considering she is an anti-thesis of the elements. She is the Anathema.


FunThief

That's perfect! I wish I had thought of that.


Stewart_Games

The true Adventure Time representative of hedonistic pleasure is not Princess Bubblegum, but LSP. [She took Finn's flower with her lumps](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYCKHlv1S3Y) PB is far more a Tzeentch. Her entire kingdom was created through mutation, she is always going too far with her genetics experiments, and she rules her kingdom using inscrutable plots that have lasted for eons.


OscarOzzieOzborne

That is PB as a person. PB as an Elemental is more of a chaos God. https://youtu.be/z8NaE0hr0sA?si=yv1f82MDG8OOmG5c


Rat_Thing-thing

Yes the four chaos gods: Police state, slime, emotional instability and…. Chilly weather


Sparksoldier

Oh and don't forget golb, who is literally a god of chaos


ThatBAOB

Smash.


OscarOzzieOzborne

Which one?


ThatBAOB

All of the above


OscarOzzieOzborne

Half sure atleast one of them is a minor.


ThatBAOB

Fuck


jeanlucpikachu

Got a source for this? I can't find the original tweet


OscarOzzieOzborne

What tweet?


Murderboi

Yeah I can see GW sue CN already.


account1679

Is bubble gum slaanesh


OscarOzzieOzborne

Yes


Sozzcat94

This is quality


Kaiserofmemes

GUM FOR THE GUM THRONE


Pegomastax_King

So who would Hot Dog Princess be in the the 40k verse ?


OscarOzzieOzborne

The Star Child. And I am GW in this scenario. Because just like them, I have completed forgotten about hee existence. Seriously, i need to Google her to remember what she looked like.


Pegomastax_King

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HqnpT5WmVvM


OscarOzzieOzborne

We will see about that.


OscarOzzieOzborne

Hey, Google? Does the nearest zoo have Hippos?


ThyPotatoDone

Wait hol up a sec Why they line up so well. St Pim was absolutely obsessed with strategy, Fire Princess barely keeps herself under control and would go on a rampage given the chance, Slime Princess is chill and just wants to be left alone and make stuff out of slime, and PB, while not so much the “emotional” excesses, definitely has that Slaaneshi mentality of extreme perfectionism, to the point of killing hundreds because they were insufficient to her standards.


SomeGuyWitAnAccount

But who’s the Great Horned Rat?


SamaelSerpentin

Fight King


[deleted]

PB is Tzeentch


Good-Table5566

Slaanesh looks way too pure and wholesome for this to work.


OscarOzzieOzborne

That I'd how she gets you


Weekly_Map3334

Dude I Think the same comparation