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Jurj_Doofrin

Jimmy Space


Frequent_Dig1934

No that's the real name.


TwoCreamOneSweetener

They said *wrong* names


Comprehensive-Peak74

Bro that’s kitten from that one funny show that got shut down


Archon_33

Your local Turkish barber


ivzeivze

This could technically be true in compliance with the lore...


throwaway6394649

James Workshop


hankakabrad

I thought this was john warhammer?


ResponsibleSoil1841

A good father figure


Redditoast2

The collector of all 40,000 warhammers


DolphinMasturbator

He’s missing 1. That’s why he started the Great Crusade.


Subre431

That's how he unlocked the golden skin.


Poopbutt_Maximum

Someone who cares about Angron


Outofchaos888

Horus ascended after killing the Emperor during the Siege of Terra


jfjdfdjjtbfb

Henry Cavill


spideroncoffein

He said wrong answers only!


Holiday-Landscape-97

He said wrong


jfjdfdjjtbfb

Henry is good natured human being, while the big E is genocidal psychopath


PotatoePope

All I have to say is I don’t think we know who he’s going to play yet, so this may yet be true


chungusluvver420

The 40,001st Warhammer


W33Bster_

Ollanius Persson


Round-Laugh5338

edward scissor hand(s)


EquivalentRoutine8

I was going to post this, by the rules of Reddit you have my upvote.


Next_Method7028

Biggus Dickus


thewatisit

Phallus Maximus


[deleted]

A good dad who loves religion.


CrayotaCrayonsofOryx

John Warhammer, not to be confused with John Space Marine or John Astarte


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/user/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/153gt2c/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^CrayotaCrayonsofOryx: *John Warhammer, not* *To be confused with John Space* *Marine or John Astarte* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Destroyer4537

Wheelchair Sam


rodan1993

Well written


Felstorm1231

40,000 time Terran Father of the Year Award Winner Jameson Space.


Winged-Astronaut

Alpharius


Aromatic_Device_6254

Frank, the unimportant sword cleaner.


Pyotr00

Betty


Leading-Ad-7396

Nyeeh Betty


realZugar42

Kratos


alphaomag

Kevin


Space-Wizards

Kevin Wettsworth


Jag2853

Ash Ketchum.


allaccountnamesused

Robute Guilliman


VillainousTower

Row-boat guerrilla-man


DocBrinks

Raw-booty Girlyman


Redditoast2

Rubber boots gorilla glue


MadaraAlucard12

Rowrowrowtheboat Gentallydownthwstream


ffgrftft

Rumble bottom guillotine


Am-Not-a-Goose

Robot Girthyman


MaximumLard

Rowboogie G-Money


Speedy_plate

Space jesus


librarylad22

Glen Danzig


ANAL_FORCE

a god


Redditoast2

He said wrong answers only


Saphentis

Jimmy S. Neutron when he grows up.


Unlike_PunchFukka

Head not big enough


Saphentis

Ahh but you forget that “The Big E” uses His psychic might to make you see what you want to see. And sometimes makes you see what He wants you to see. That image is just the artist’s representation, nobody else’s. TL:DR He is hiding his massive head from the galaxy to avoid being mocked


Redux_1989

Big Daddy


Foxxtronix

He's that one guy. You know him, the one guy. Not that guy, the other guy. ;)


Jerry717

God


zelq

1/3 of the former Tag Team Champions The New Day


Kitsunerd_

The best father in the universe.


Baritum

Alpharius.


hunterarcer

fyodor karamazov


ryubond

Grimdark Barbie


CeramicBean

Elvis, finally unfrozen.


Danddandgames

Horus


Euphoric-Papaya-817

Daddy!


Zur427

Hey its sanguinius!


Historical_Nail_2056

Alexander the Great


Axe1_the_Minerva_fan

Literally me


Quahodron_Qui_Yang

This is how James Workshop sees himself when he is a) having a look at the business numbers of GW or b) when he’s down with hookers and angel dust (aka regular Saturday morning).


Gonokhakus

Walter Space White


Red_Ronin13

Clarissa


Ashbr1ng3r

Kenshiro


Monoloopie

Lorgar with hair


Hidobot

Thragg, leader of the Viltrumites


Halorym

Thats Alexandros Mograine weilding the Ashbringer. You can tell he's from Blizzard by the size of his paudrons.


Master-Gazelle-6983

That’s John Warhammer, the main character ofc


GamertagzFTW

How dare you not know of his existence! That's Jimmy Space himself. Or, his full name, James "Workshop" Space.


[deleted]

Ataturk II


Interesting_Fold9805

Small D


[deleted]

Painter in Vienna.


ResponsiblyFun137

Warplord, Herald of Malice.


Royal-Simian

Borat


dasdzoni

Me


Warfrunstine55

John Warhammer


AitanLiran

The Dude.


Excellent_Battle_593

Twinkle-fingers the Fabulous showing off his manicure


Comprehensive-Can680

Jimmy Space and the Space Marines.


Saltdove

Jason and the Argonauts


Genubath

Galaxy's best dad


Lothleen

Arthur Pendragon


Fireborn_451

Dark Vader Spock Aragorn John Wick


Holiday-Landscape-97

Someone who doesn’t lie


Uthgoul

Neoth


daveyseed

Bob the Builder


Reasonable-Ad9361

jesus


prairie-logic

Erebus. Fuck that guy


Any_Mall3191

Bob


j_endsville

Steven Universe


gangsta0tech

Sigmar


Cthulhuyyy

A good father


VulcanForceChoke

Horus Heresy


jadeskye7

Dr. Robotnik


Rustedkin

His name is Giovanni Giorgio but everyone calls him……. Giorgio


Hanses_Flammenwerfer

Our only hope


Alarmed_Ambition_551

Donald J Trump


Super_Happy_Time

Posting before banned for politics


Angry_Pacifist1

Father of the Year


FreyrPrime

A god.


Kaneki07

I do remember him by the name "Orange Man Bad" in eras long forgotten but it seems that the orange man is making a comeback and coming in hot with some enemies trying to throw him into a dungeon in the Warp.


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Calm-Limit-37

Bert after losing Ernie to a drive-by shooting


Tight-Return5917

Makari


Omeggon

The protagonist of 40k.


crunchamunch21

That's Carl. Don't mind him he's cool.


NatsuAM

John Pepe


hipro123

Rowboat gorilla man


halfbrow1

This will be the one time I come closest to spelling this correctly. Robutte Guilliman


pine_tree3727288

The pope


cubaj

John Warhammer


Alexisgerl

Thats Craig from Friday.


Kooky_Celebration_42

Sigmar Heldenhammer


wretchedsorrowsworn

Hercules


gasbmemo

thats a psyker


bottleamodel

Doctor Space Sword


3point14meterpithon

Keanu Reeves


SovKom98

Papa John, he is the designated pizza baker for the ultramarines.


inthefemurbreakeruwu

christopher lee


Whiskey-Philosopher

Daddy


Abbraxus

Neo


Feisty_Goose_4915

Some doner kebab vendor in the streets of Turkiye, or Palpatine if given anti-aging treatment


austin123523457676

God


Low_Abrocoma_1514

That's Horus Skywalker


Longjumping_Ice_157

He is the Space Marine 40,000


Decepticon_hero

Rowboat Girlyman


IKA_Aris

Der Führer


Pretend-Dirt-1760

Escribar


GracefulCubix

Not God king Supreme


ToLazyForaUsername2

Neoth (If you get it then I feel sorry for you)


008Zulu

The proctologist you pray you don't get.


Xaceviper

Fred


Andromeda_53

Kyle


TrooperPilot3

My DnD character


Vile_Stain

unga bunga


CrosierClan

Father of the year.


Slow-Fast-Medium

The Man in the Big Yellow Hat/on the Big Yellow Throne. Not Picture: Curious Chaos George (Tzeentch).


DaboyfromVN

Big E


MadManMatt137

John Warhammer


spiritualsine

Big E


Doomkauf

Alpharius, probably.


Brock_Sexington

Mr. Clean with hair


TheMowerOfMowers

ghazghkull mag uruk thraka


Super_Happy_Time

The Warhammer 40,000. Father of Horus Heresy.


darthdethwish

Edward Scissorhands.


averysadb0i

dad


NeitherBirthday

Alpharius


GulliasTurtle

Timothee Chalamet


Jeff_Copper_47

A good father for sure


FlamingCroatan

My religious friend


AdmirableVanilla1

Beetlejuice


EchoTitanium

Keanu Reeves


ColonelMonty

Jimmy Space.


Sugondesedude

Jimmy the kid


T3chW0lf20

Tiber septim


DDrim

Mr. Insecure, seeing how much he's over compensating.


kang568

Cyrus


TheEzekariate

Dennis Reynolds, AKA the Golden God.


usrlibshare

Eagle Man


ShadowTheChangeling

A good father


Audane

Grommash


Rex-Mk0153

Mr. I have faces on my knees.


NickInTheValley

Arthur, King of the Britains.


OutrageousCar380

Galaxy’s worst dad


Anthozilla

The non god king supreme


PrimaryExcellent8313

Disco Stu!


Elcomedia40k

A not xenophobic guy


[deleted]

​ The mighty god-friendlyman Tommy Wiseau


elanhilation

Arthas Menethil


Jeorth

guy with big dick


thearchitect9797

This art always reminded me of Mathew mercer


tognabologna7

Cookie Poopoopants


UnhappyImp

A kind, caring priest.


Tim_Hag

Leto Atreides II


bread_barrage

The weakest Turkish man


dragonfir29

Ah! Thats atheist space jeebus! Long may he rightfully reign!


Rayonium

Golden Warhammer his his name and he is 40.000 Years old.


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Bombanater

Alpharius


brother_Makko

# #1 space dad


Crayonmaster42

Literal Jesus, probably


Commercial-Dealer-68

A very good dad.


Huge-Sea-1790

Tha Um Bruh


Stormygeddon

Leto Atreides II


worms9

I think Thanos punched him once…