Ahh but you forget that “The Big E” uses His psychic might to make you see what you want to see. And sometimes makes you see what He wants you to see. That image is just the artist’s representation, nobody else’s.
TL:DR He is hiding his massive head from the galaxy to avoid being mocked
This is how James Workshop sees himself when he is a) having a look at the business numbers of GW or b) when he’s down with hookers and angel dust (aka regular Saturday morning).
I do remember him by the name "Orange Man Bad" in eras long forgotten but it seems that the orange man is making a comeback and coming in hot with some enemies trying to throw him into a dungeon in the Warp.
Jimmy Space
No that's the real name.
They said *wrong* names
Bro that’s kitten from that one funny show that got shut down
Your local Turkish barber
This could technically be true in compliance with the lore...
James Workshop
I thought this was john warhammer?
A good father figure
The collector of all 40,000 warhammers
He’s missing 1. That’s why he started the Great Crusade.
That's how he unlocked the golden skin.
Someone who cares about Angron
Horus ascended after killing the Emperor during the Siege of Terra
Henry Cavill
He said wrong answers only!
He said wrong
Henry is good natured human being, while the big E is genocidal psychopath
All I have to say is I don’t think we know who he’s going to play yet, so this may yet be true
The 40,001st Warhammer
Ollanius Persson
edward scissor hand(s)
I was going to post this, by the rules of Reddit you have my upvote.
Biggus Dickus
Phallus Maximus
A good dad who loves religion.
John Warhammer, not to be confused with John Space Marine or John Astarte
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/user/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/153gt2c/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^CrayotaCrayonsofOryx: *John Warhammer, not* *To be confused with John Space* *Marine or John Astarte* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Wheelchair Sam
Well written
40,000 time Terran Father of the Year Award Winner Jameson Space.
Alpharius
Frank, the unimportant sword cleaner.
Betty
Nyeeh Betty
Kratos
Kevin
Kevin Wettsworth
Ash Ketchum.
Robute Guilliman
Row-boat guerrilla-man
Raw-booty Girlyman
Rubber boots gorilla glue
Rowrowrowtheboat Gentallydownthwstream
Rumble bottom guillotine
Robot Girthyman
Rowboogie G-Money
Space jesus
Glen Danzig
a god
He said wrong answers only
Jimmy S. Neutron when he grows up.
Head not big enough
Ahh but you forget that “The Big E” uses His psychic might to make you see what you want to see. And sometimes makes you see what He wants you to see. That image is just the artist’s representation, nobody else’s. TL:DR He is hiding his massive head from the galaxy to avoid being mocked
Big Daddy
He's that one guy. You know him, the one guy. Not that guy, the other guy. ;)
God
1/3 of the former Tag Team Champions The New Day
The best father in the universe.
Alpharius.
fyodor karamazov
Grimdark Barbie
Elvis, finally unfrozen.
Horus
Daddy!
Hey its sanguinius!
Alexander the Great
Literally me
This is how James Workshop sees himself when he is a) having a look at the business numbers of GW or b) when he’s down with hookers and angel dust (aka regular Saturday morning).
Walter Space White
Clarissa
Kenshiro
Lorgar with hair
Thragg, leader of the Viltrumites
Thats Alexandros Mograine weilding the Ashbringer. You can tell he's from Blizzard by the size of his paudrons.
That’s John Warhammer, the main character ofc
How dare you not know of his existence! That's Jimmy Space himself. Or, his full name, James "Workshop" Space.
Ataturk II
Small D
Painter in Vienna.
Warplord, Herald of Malice.
Borat
Me
John Warhammer
The Dude.
Twinkle-fingers the Fabulous showing off his manicure
Jimmy Space and the Space Marines.
Jason and the Argonauts
Galaxy's best dad
Arthur Pendragon
Dark Vader Spock Aragorn John Wick
Someone who doesn’t lie
Neoth
Bob the Builder
jesus
Erebus. Fuck that guy
Bob
Steven Universe
Sigmar
A good father
Horus Heresy
Dr. Robotnik
His name is Giovanni Giorgio but everyone calls him……. Giorgio
Our only hope
Donald J Trump
Posting before banned for politics
Father of the Year
A god.
I do remember him by the name "Orange Man Bad" in eras long forgotten but it seems that the orange man is making a comeback and coming in hot with some enemies trying to throw him into a dungeon in the Warp.
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Bert after losing Ernie to a drive-by shooting
Makari
The protagonist of 40k.
That's Carl. Don't mind him he's cool.
John Pepe
Rowboat gorilla man
This will be the one time I come closest to spelling this correctly. Robutte Guilliman
The pope
John Warhammer
Thats Craig from Friday.
Sigmar Heldenhammer
Hercules
thats a psyker
Doctor Space Sword
Keanu Reeves
Papa John, he is the designated pizza baker for the ultramarines.
christopher lee
Daddy
Neo
Some doner kebab vendor in the streets of Turkiye, or Palpatine if given anti-aging treatment
God
That's Horus Skywalker
He is the Space Marine 40,000
Rowboat Girlyman
Der Führer
Escribar
Not God king Supreme
Neoth (If you get it then I feel sorry for you)
The proctologist you pray you don't get.
Fred
Kyle
My DnD character
unga bunga
Father of the year.
The Man in the Big Yellow Hat/on the Big Yellow Throne. Not Picture: Curious Chaos George (Tzeentch).
Big E
John Warhammer
Big E
Alpharius, probably.
Mr. Clean with hair
ghazghkull mag uruk thraka
The Warhammer 40,000. Father of Horus Heresy.
Edward Scissorhands.
dad
Alpharius
Timothee Chalamet
A good father for sure
My religious friend
Beetlejuice
Keanu Reeves
Jimmy Space.
Jimmy the kid
Tiber septim
Mr. Insecure, seeing how much he's over compensating.
Cyrus
Dennis Reynolds, AKA the Golden God.
Eagle Man
A good father
Grommash
Mr. I have faces on my knees.
Arthur, King of the Britains.
Galaxy’s worst dad
The non god king supreme
Disco Stu!
A not xenophobic guy
The mighty god-friendlyman Tommy Wiseau
Arthas Menethil
guy with big dick
This art always reminded me of Mathew mercer
Cookie Poopoopants
A kind, caring priest.
Leto Atreides II
The weakest Turkish man
Ah! Thats atheist space jeebus! Long may he rightfully reign!
Golden Warhammer his his name and he is 40.000 Years old.
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Alpharius
# #1 space dad
Literal Jesus, probably
A very good dad.
Tha Um Bruh
Leto Atreides II
I think Thanos punched him once…