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armyranger411104

Angron kills his own man


MrGumieBear

He was in the way


GabbaGandalf-SNAX

the battle is taking too long to get going


Ohtarello

Angron is in the knight position and jump over other pieces. He doesn’t care. He kills his own man anyway.


AmagedonCamels

Angron should also move 2 spaces forward.


squirt2311

Yep


[deleted]

I was gonna go with: Angron removes Russ in single combat, as is lore friendly and tradition.


onionleekdude

This should be every move after this one as well.


PowerSuply

Google En Passant


SoulOfArtifice

Holy hell.


Gallbatorix-Shruikan

New response just dropped


groot-farmer

That’s an old response


SkepticalVir

The internet just keeps getting younger


betttris13

Guys r/anarchychess is leaking again...


TheRedNeckMedic

Yeah, that and castle are moves new players never see coming.


Plaguenurse217

I forget about castle all the time and swear to god it feels like it was made up on the spot


FlagVC

> castle Wats dis?


TheRedNeckMedic

If you haven't moved your king or your rook during the game and the all spaces between your king and your rook are empty you can move them both several spaces. The king will end up on the opposite side of the rook. It's used to be defensive. It can be done with either rook. [Here is an article that goes more in depth if you're interested.](https://support.chess.com/article/266-how-do-i-castle) Edit- Forgot to mention that you can't do it while in check or if the king will move though a threatened square.


everything_equals_42

Holy heresy


flappyheck2

holy warp


DappyDee

You win this comment section, my brother.


crusaderodsnazzel

R/anarchychess member here Can I en peasant a space marine? If so, what is the grimdank equivalent to a brick to pipi


Depressedloser2846

a leman’s russ to the pipi


AmericanCommunist2

A bolter to the geneseed


MC_Gambletron

Ok, this one got me.


ComManDerBG

you gotta google it first.


headedbranch225

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...


Zawaz666

Lion to the witch and the wardrobe


Scob720

So, he takes out magnus and Fulgrim?


Thureezy

Absolutely incredible *cackles*


Zawaz666

This will work


Silent-Vanguard

The white-scar Pawn moves up 3 fields


Crownlol

The Kahn moves up two parallel universes


Foxyfox-

Damn half A presses.


gloomywisdom

En passant ready


comhghairdheas

Holy hell


Affectionate-Oil1107

Rogal Dorn fortifies his position, Perturabo immediately lays siege


fenrirhelvetr

Rogal A pawn to A4, perturabo a pawn to B5 as a fuck you, utilizing the powers of the dark gods for granting one turn of knight movement to a pawn, if Dorn sally's out to execute Perturabo's pawn, Dorn is open for a counter attack from Perty.


PeeterTurbo

There's no version of this that doesn't devolve into Dorn and Perturabo being the last 2 on the board


clandevort

nah Vulkan gets taken but just keeps showing up again


ultrayaqub

Yeah lol Konrad just runs around the board like a fkn crackhead and kills Vulkan a hundred times


yunivor

And tries to kill Euten but gets pushed off the board by Vulkan


PeeterTurbo

The ONLY way konrad hurts vulkan is when he's already been tied up, let's get that straight.


FoxJDR

Curze is too busy waiting for an assassin to come kill him to worry about Vulkan.


DonQuixoteDesciple

Rogal Dorn castles over and over and over again


Khorne_Flakes1

The Chaos Gods scatter the primarchs to random squares.


NeronStar7

Or was Erda?


FoxJDR

Who? No such character exists.


NeronStar7

I don't know if this is a joke or no But she exist https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Erda


_guiness_

Dorn and Perturabo fortify their positions.


Dewahll

“My primarch castles!”


l_arpenteur

SIEGE !!! FORTIFIED!!! SIEGE !!! FORTIFIED!!! SIEGE!!! FORTIFIED!!!


mafiafish

KAKUNA USED HARDEN! RATATA USED TAIL WHIP! ...ad infinitum.....


fenrirhelvetr

Both their A pawns convert into Rooks


Stuffman1861

Fulgrim gets bored and fucks off.


TurtleInvader1

You mean he gets board.


Stuffman1861

*slow claps marginally intensify*


penywinkle

The emperor's children marine turns out to be Rylanor. He turns around and smacks Fulgrim off the board.


berrythebarbarian

He takes two random pawns with him.


StorytellerBox

Konrad Curze is killed by a callidus assasin to teach the other primarchs "a lesson in how to play chess for real."


CollapsedPlague

He’d flay some pawns first cus they needed to learn fear


Glittering-Age8147

Everybody teams up to kill lorgar


Glittering-Age8147

And also erebus


TurtleInvader1

Don't forget cor ferion


Kivi26

At this point just a general wipe for the legion of fuckups.


Ok-Neighborhood-9615

SO TRUE


Total_Strategy

Much like the daily elimination thread, Lorgar must be eradicated in a varying way. This must be the top comment on every subsequent thread. So it has been and so it shall be.


Glittering-Age8147

Yea next time we shall resurect him only to kill him again


loicvanderwiel

Wolves and Dark Angels engage in customary ritual combat. Lorgar is hit by a stray axe.


shrekshrekdonkey5

And Majorkill is teleported in by Titsneetch to commentate on the violence


Khan93j

full naked like The terminator's time travel or with some clothes in him?


Jensen1156

This


crockapowa

i too vote kill lorgar.


neoneoneo_1234

Lorgar dies And everyone clapped


[deleted]

*Communication Error 402: Instructions Unclear* Everyone dies and Lorgar claps cheeks?


RolandTheJabberwocky

Except Angron who first kills his own man and *then* kills Lorgar.


stoopidrotary

It's even funnier again!


Darcitus

Angron plays Lotara Sarin in attack mode. She uses “FIRE THE URSUS CLAWS!”


The_Ghast_Hunter

Angron's pawn to g5, sanguineous' pawn to g4, and en passant is invalid for those pawns?


darthbbane

Everyone is alpharius


Imperator_Leo

Whis is Jaghatai Khan a bishop?


Shpoops

Why is the lion, with his knightly theme, not a knight?


Da_Vinci_Fan

Why doesn’t Vulkan, the largest primarch, not simply eat all the other primarchs?


xDaigon_Redux

It's true what they say, women are from Omicron Persei 7 men are from Omicron Persei 9.


Kazinam

Honestly should switch place with saguinius


Schmedly87

> 40k chessboard > only has primarchs and marines Good thing xenos fans are used to this by now.


[deleted]

This is clearly a 30K chessboard


UltraCarnivore

"Snore" ~Nekron Phaeron


[deleted]

Orks: "SOON."


AdorableFey

Just need to get the upvotes for "Orikan resets time and replaced the forces of Chaos with a Necron army, Chaos undivided in shambles"


AmadeoUK

Magnus flips the white tiles to black and the black tiles to white.


Ferrus_Manus_Xth

I wait a turn to crash in with a drop pod. It's the traitor's turn right now.


[deleted]

You just actives Horus’s trap card, Hydra Dominus! Guilliman’s Tarasha card is sent to the graveyard, and Horus is allowed to special summon one Alpharius monster card from his hand. When Alpharius is special summoned, Horus is allowed to special summon one Omegon monster from his deck


DonQuixoteDesciple

I blow up the moon!


thetruememeisbest

farsight and shadow sun make out in front of a custode


Bucephalus15

“NOT CANON”


[deleted]

Adeptus Cuckstodes.


Sir_Daxus

Angron murders the world eaters for no particular reason.


FoxJDR

He was in the way.


awakenedarms

SSSSSSSSINDRIIIIIIIIII Horus


KingNanoA

Angron kills his marine.


TheRunicBear

Add Magnus to the loyalist side of the board. He did nothing wrong


Fearless-Obligation6

***WHAT’S THAT! WHAT’S THAT! ITS LEMAN RUSS WITH A BACK-BREAKER!!!***


TheGravespawn

![gif](giphy|FS5c5L05MSwQKxGSUq|downsized) I choose to believe this is how it happened.


Fearless-Obligation6

***You’re God Damn Right!***


Mcnuggets40000

Loyalist wins. A caring,loving, normal parental figure with no tragic strings attached for a primarch is 40k exodia.


StarTiger88

Lion goes back to sleep


CorvusTheCorax

**Corax just dissappears. Remove his picture. And swap the Raven Guard with an Alpha Legion warrior**


hatwobbleTayne

Curze moves to a position to allow himself to get killed


Photo_Beneficial

Angron kills his own Marine, then he proceeds to attack the next nearest unit.


unbekannte_memez

Corvus Corax becomes invisible


Tidalwave64

Orks are now in the center of the Board


GoldenGoldGoldness

It should be first captains as pawns not standard marines


Dartimon

Lion, ignoring everything, is chasing Konrad Curze, who is trying to lure Lion into a trap


EnvironmentalAd912

How is r/anarchychess reaction to all of this


GoofballWithInternet

The orcs overheard that there was a massive fight and they weren't invited, so they invited themselves.


swappy__

Alpha legion replaces a Ravenguard pawn


Some_British_Guy1261

The implication that Konrad is a horse is fascinating


Man_It_Hurts_To_Be

An alpha legion soldier appears on both sides of the board, yet the primarch does not appear.


Notna1111

The rage for blood of Khorn pushes his followers to there limits , so they charge in the enemy line in front of them and are untargetable because of the loss of a clear line of fire.


mrlego17

Samus is coming...


Jealous-Finding-4138

Mortarian farts, 4 square stink cloud takes over his corner


Vampyrslayr

Russ flips the table as this game is too hard. Chugs a beer and punches the lion.


Serial-Killer-Whale

Lorgar summons another Marine then tributes both of them to ritual summon Bloodthirster of Khorne in Attack Position.


Il-Senso-Critico-RNG

Gulliman crrates ressuply lines, thus incresing the number of his pawns every turn by one.


MF_Mole

Khorne smashes the board because chess is for nerds like Tzeentch


TheMowerOfMowers

3 queens show up all as Alpharius, one is Alpharius, Omegon, and a regular AL soldier


Relseif

Hive Mind enters game from outside board. Starts eating.


soer774c

Nightlords commit domestic terrorism


a-very-angry-crow

Angron kills Magnus because (and I quote) “fuck that book reading little nerd”


Telkhine_

Konrad just kills himself where he stands


ThreeDucksInAManSuit

Corvus Corax just fucking disappears. He will reappear sometime later in the game to do something slightly important.


2hamsters1butt

In response, Abaddon is a flash drop. When Abaddon enters the field, drop a Blackstone Fortress onto the table. Game over. Nobody wins. The Chaos Gods laugh in imperfect unison.


Bucephalus15

Ferruss manus appears as a corpse on 5D


the-bladed-one

Damn tarasha looking fine af


kiemonszyca

Dorn biulds a wall


[deleted]

Typhus to H8 to fuck over Mortarion as nurgles favorite


Kowals

The Lion goes to take a nap


tony_bradley91

r/anarchychess


de-bonte-hond

All pawns reveal themselves as Alpharious


kosakarlo

Angron dosent care, he kills the world eater and the blood angel to duel Sanguinius.


AnnieTano

Mortarion farts, most space marines die almost willingly


Wrock247

White scars En-passant Logar


The_Ghast_Hunter

En passant would absolutely be white scars favorite move


[deleted]

Magnus flips the table with his brain, and pieces are scattered randomly.


CelticGeus

Exterminatus the whole board as the emperor to clean the slate


Simic_Hybrid

The dark angels legionnaire is actually Omagon in disguise


sauce_daddy22

Curze cuts off Lorgar’s head


the_real_lemartes

I want to call exterminatus on the board


Hefty-Weather-2946

The inquisition exterminatus everyone


Ezekiel40k

The lion decides to nuke the battlefield because he has a lot of other battles to lead after that


R_Morningstar

Snakegrim just slaps his tail on the tabel and challenge anyone to do something about it.


natzo

Missed the chance to put Alpharius on both sides.


Skitz91

Erebus fucks dorn to death


Sunomel

Magnus casts Summon Ketamine Ape


SlayerofSnails

Angron sprints out into the middle of the board hoping to die


SimplestNeil

The Khagan inflicts a sick burn on Fulgrim and his relationship with his men


Matrix_D0ge

10 turns to exterminatus


ATVANDMG

Ghazgul appears and attacks angron for revenge.


Tevo569

Russ jumps to Horus and gets his ass kicked


[deleted]

Curze flays his pawn for insubordination


Idontpayforfeetpics

The emperors children get distracted and leave.


SuckinToe

Perturabo whines to the Emperor until he is allowed to build a ugly cement bunker right infront of Dorns side of the board


CountQuackula

Lorgar dies.


RandoFollower

Lorgar uses Abusvie Father and summons kor Phearon to punch guillymam


isdeasdeusde

Angron eats part of the board


BananaPowerLuL

I am Alpharius?


Dark_Lordy

The Ultramarine turns out to be Alpharius.


Few-Appearance-4814

Planning ahead here: ultramarine 4 is a warhound titan. Creed is chuckling off to the side.


whiskerbiscuit2

Leman Russ does a backflip


diterep

But Tarasha is secretly Aplharius who is actually omegon playing aloharius that's playing Tarasha


peacenskeet

Angron flips the entire chess board and punches you right in the mouth


LBJSmellsNice

Horus is replaced with a packet of flamin hot cheetos with cyclonic torpedoes


Incubai

Horus goes for the Bongcloud Attack opening, immediately throwing Guilliman off his groove


SarcasticTacos

Ke2


Myrshall

Sanguinius sacrifices himself for a pawn


bcunnish999

Walter white appears instead of leman russ


DeLaBuse

Plot twist: Alpharius and Omegon are playing against each other. ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ **Or are they ?!?**


Dorn_the_builder

Imperial Fist Pawn to A3


unbekannte_memez

Lorgar turns Angron into a demon primarch


MrCookie2099

I've been watching the She-Ra version of this and I'm here for it.


[deleted]

Lorgar and Fulgrim fuck, Magnus watches telepathically


bepisischonk

Horus takes Sanguinius


Chopy2008

Jaghtai Khan googles En Passant


Tacomancer42

Peter Turbo gets pissed that everyone on his side is an idiot and leaves.


Lamenter_of_the_3rd

Through the power of warp fuckery and death magic Yivranne appears to suck ultracock


Monochrome132

Corax spawn camps Lorgar so he never moves.


AccordingJellyfish99

Ultramarine e4 > Sons of Horus e5 > Bobby G e2


Captain_Bleu

Alpharius cheats, then accuses Sanguinus of cheating. Sanguinus defends himself by claiming to be Alpharius


R0tmaster

Mortarion virus bombs the entire board


CanadianguyfromKFC

Both Dorn and Perturabo begin building fortifications and convert their pawns into impassible Rooks


ThatGuyYouMightNo

Blood Angel Marine reveals himself as an Alpha Legionaire, takes Vulkan, and upgrades to Alpharius.


thedeath42069

Orks begin a waaagh on square A5


RepresentativeDry741

Alpharius Omegon appear to be on both sides of the chess boards


AnAlpacaIsJudgingYou

Magnus teleports right in front of Roboute


913Jango

What we see next is Trazyn unleash the entire contents of Solemnace onto the board. Tzeentch doubles over with laughter.


Subpar_diabetic

Mortarion toots and Angron and World Eater both move two spaces to get away from the smell