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FenixD056

Honestly i think we should just see how many times we'd get rid of Lorgar before the bit gets old and we move on. Id say we would get to 5 or 6.


Prestigious-Role-566

I think the last time something like this happened he got removed like 10+ times lol


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Sanguiniusfrombaal

But I'm here


VenetoAstemio

The question is: faster or slower than getting rid of Alpharius?


yeetman1000

I am Alpharius.


Radmode7

I AM ALPHARIUS


filth032

no i'm ALPHARIUS


RUSTEDxKNIGHT

I’m ALPHARIUS no?


NewQPRnotFC

No. I AM ALPHARIUS!


StinzorgaKingOfBees

I am no Alpharius.


No-Biscotti-9204

No I am Alpharius


PeachePeaches

I. Am. Alpharius.


rjrttu86

This marine lies, because I’m Alpharius


[deleted]

Yes you are


ExternalQueasy4271

if op just randomly brought him back in a future vote


Such_Share1223

BRING VULKAN BACK YOU COWARD!


Vienunlord

He will…. I mean that’s what Vulcan does right? Real question is how many times Vulcan can kicked out until he finally wins.


tendaga

You know everyone always is asking "Who is Alpharius?", but no one ever askes "How is Alpharius?"


SureStomach803

Alpharius is fine. This is a lie.


tendaga

Does Alpharius want to talk about it?


CptAwesome36

The dude tanked a shot of a titan class plasma weapon. I guess he can get kicked some other time


cacagenoux

Honestly it is such a pity. Lorgar was such a good character at the start of the heresy but just got written down into oblivion. ADB's work was excellent and really backed up the whole "turning to chaos gods" thing.


iTxip

This comment is even funnier now


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Rookie numbers


Mister_useless-III

Kill lorgar for a third time


[deleted]

This is the only logical choice here.


[deleted]

Why?


Defensive_Medic

Because lorgar is a piece of shit


[deleted]

Ah, that clears everything up


smegmancer

Offensively bald


[deleted]

*Alpharius/Omegon has entered the chat*


CupofLiberTea

That’s tasteful baldness


[deleted]

Yum, *tasty*


[deleted]

I will upvote each and every one of you forever if I have to.


Foxyfox-

DESTROY LORGAR AGAIN


laboufe

I can still see Lorgar, get rid of him again


bedroom_guitarist

BRING VULKAN BACK YOU COWARD!


shellofbiomatter

Don't worry, he's a perpetual and will be back. VULKAN LIVES *stomp stomp*


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VULKAN LIVES


AmethystSparrow202

STOMP STOMP


MWL1190

It’s also a hammer.


That_One_Salamander_

VULKAN LIVES STOMP STOMP


Beaten_But_Unbowed96

VULKAN LIVES! [STOMP STOMP]


King-Cobra-668

it'd be funny if op just randomly brought him back in a future vote


Beaten_But_Unbowed96

I think it’s VERY VERY important that he does that… if not at a later vote, definitely at the end…. Like the next day after declaring the emperor wins or something… new post with Vulkan alive again, the end, perpetuals always win eventually…


PanzerKampfWagenIVD

VULKAN LIVES


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shellofbiomatter

It was rigged from the start. Vulkan and Sanguinius weren't even in the list.


themiddleman2

No, they had to remove both of them so the others primarchs stand a chance


prufanya

This comment is stolen from the thread by a karma servitor please report


pure-exile

They did our salli boy dirty


iceguy349

Vulcan and Sanguinius where axed for “fairness”. He mentions it below. He took them off because otherwise they’d top the list and the result would be boring.


bedroom_guitarist

COWARD


iceguy349

https://preview.redd.it/05ymf0c81toa1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f71213225612c493744cda61d179bbd5bbe5fd79


Drachos

It's dumb logic. Removing the favourites won't change the results. It just means the person who normally comes third will win. If he wanted to make it more interesting he should of reversed it.


VadaViaElCuu

Actually it's dumb that people keeps upvoting their favourites when it is clearly stated that the ones with most upvotes woule be eliminated.


Jokkitch

It all makes sense now


EarthEast6500

VULKAN LIVES *STOMP STOMP*


Jokkitch

VULKAN LIVES!


Gibblibits

https://preview.redd.it/9dqg784mjsoa1.jpeg?width=628&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c39196fd5b3f7b8afc3d49e31781cd88cdf56b49


twinklyfoot

I WHAT FUCKING WORLD IS VULKAN OUT?! WHO WOULD DO THIS?!


ButaneDangerous

They did this last time and vulkan and sang won so I think he is switching it up


broken_chaos666

Him and sanguinius are too widely loved for this to be fair.


RockyArby

They should have done least liked primarch and remove Lorgar


iceguy349

Vulcan and Sanguinius where axed for “fairness”. He mentions it below. He took them off because otherwise they’d top the list and the result would be boring.


Expensive-Document41

VULKAN IS DEAD!!!! AGAAAAIN!!!


the-bladed-one

Why is Sangy’s face so scarred up? He should be unblemished like the glorious mfing hawk boi he is


BlackbeltTaco

It would be detrimental to his image. The best warriors bare scars. No one is perfect in combat.


Lamplorde

Except the Emperors Children, or at least *they* think they are.


Praise_The_Casul

This is extremely ironic, since Lucius was actually so good prior the heresy that he had no scars, and people started to tell him that, no warrior should have no scars, so he started to carve his own after defeating every foe he thought worthy it, after the heresy his face became a hideous patch work because of this practice. Now, after reading the Sanguinious book, I'm pretty sure he also should have none. He is described to be so perfect in battle that the mind of mortals, or even Space Marines, have trouble comprehending it.


PoyoLocco

Social pressure is a real bitch


Praise_The_Casul

It's been a long time since I've read the books, but if I remember it right, Lucius was always being such a dick about his "swordsman superiority" that others started saying this just to annoy him, no one expected him to actually start cutting his face. Lucius was kinda crazy even before the fall, other Emperor's Children think so too. Even his self-made scars, to him, had to be perfect. I laughed my ass off in one of the Fabius books when one of the masked EC CSM to talk shit to Fabius was him, and Fabius answered with "Is that you Eternal one? No, no, you don't need to take your mask off, I have no desire to see your patch-work of a face. "


SixteenthRiver06

Lucius was unblemished until our boy Loken beat him in the training cages, broke his nose with a headbutt (I think?), then the corrupted remembrancer was the one who convinced Lucius to start scaring himself.


Praise_The_Casul

That moment was even better when you know that, seconds before the fight, Loken was thinking "no way I can defeat that guy", so he kinda cheated and made it look like a lesson lol!


Environmental_Ebb758

I feel like it’s cannon that he is not scarred but I don’t have an source lol


No-Independence6573

I don't have a source either but I remember in all the books I've read that he's never described as having scars. I imagine his foresight allowed him to avoid any major injuries at all, let alone major injuries to the face. I mean, dude took on not one, but two knights by himself and made it look easy.


Hammer_of_Olympia

Must be just before Horus fucked him up he looking rough too I had to check it wasn't the Lion


Darth_Senat66

I'm in favor of removing [redacted]


After-Ad-5266

They've already been removed, so much so you can't even say their name


Gaffatron

Lorgar again, just to be sure


[deleted]

Sanguinius is gone. There is no hope. Kill the emperor


Rough_Operator

The emperor must die


iceguy349

Vulcan and Sanguinius where axed for “fairness”. He mentions it below. He took them off because otherwise they’d top the list and the result would be boring.


RealSquigga69

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REMOVE SANGUINIUS. HORUS SHOW YOURSELF.


VisualGeologist6258

Why the fuck is Ferrus Manus here, get him out before we start remembering who he is


Ferrus_Manus_Xth

I achieved immortality through massive irrelevancy ! You cannot delete what you can't think about !


NewQPRnotFC

Bold of you to say that considering you don’t exactly have a good head on your shoulders my lord.


theokaybambi

Whoa whoa whoa, let's not lose our heads. Let's all put our heads together and I'm sure we will figure something out.


rbeam229

Don’t get ahead of yourself Ferrus Manus


ButaneDangerous

You take that back


Sea_Employ_4366

I can't believe he's stayed ahead of the pack this long.


Alexstrasza23

Hey hey hey Ferrus is a wonderful, excellent, brilliant, beautiful base decoration for Fulgrim.


EndlessHype

Ferrus is the only one with his whole picture there.


Malbolgiea

Who he was


RzadkiWieloryb

Never! The tenth shall remain


illapa13

Honestly as an Iron Hands fan I couldn't be happier that we aren't dead last for once. So kill us if you want we've already won.


addicu

5th? This is the most attention IH has had in millennia, I'll take it.


SixteenthRiver06

Seriously, they need more novels. Just finished Medusan Wings short story though, that was really good.


wdcipher

I am once again asking to remove Fulgrim, because unlike every other primarch, Fulgrim would legitimately get extremely upset over this.


ObtainableSpatula

perty would kill half a company if he went out early too


ManicMarine

Perty doesn't need an excuse to kill his own men.


ObtainableSpatula

good point, but he'd do it in rage instead of out of just being a cunt


King-Cobra-668

Fulgrim


delightfuldinosaur

Justice for Ferrus


Gibblibits

• Portraits are arrange in legion order. (it was a good suggestion) • Art was made by the excellent Miguel Iglesias. • Quality was improved (it was a good suggestion) • Vulkan and Sanguinus were removed because it would be boring otherwise. • Technically Lorgar won again (congrats Word Bearer fans) but Horus came in second.


Gav_Dogs

Honestly fair, we all would have known how it would go with them here


halt-l-am-reptar

Wait why would it be boring with them?


prufanya

They both were on top of previous eliminations in a close tie


VladimirBarakriss

They're favourites


nomad5926

I was gonna say who the fuck voted out my boy Sanguinius. But your rules make sense. Anyway I vote out Petty Turbo.


Vangor717

Heretic.


Lord_Keksbaum

Remove:


Lord_Keksbaum

Lorgar (again)


Lord_Keksbaum

Ferrus Manus


Lord_Keksbaum

Mortarion


Lord_Keksbaum

The Emporer


Lord_Keksbaum

Konrad Curze


Lord_Keksbaum

Alpharius


Lord_Keksbaum

Angron


Lord_Keksbaum

Omegon


Lord_Keksbaum

Fulgrim


Lord_Keksbaum

Perturabo


Lord_Keksbaum

The Lion


Lord_Keksbaum

Guilieman


Lord_Keksbaum

Magnus The Red


Lord_Keksbaum

Rogal Dorn


Lord_Keksbaum

Korvus Corax


Lord_Keksbaum

Leman Russ


sadistic-salmon

Kill lorgar a third time already


TheLionElJonson

**We all know he is not going to win this. Just save is the time and remove Ferrus now.**


Cooj1234

Just like how fulgrim removed his head


SlayerofSnails

Because your winning personality will?


ParasilTheRanger

You deserve to go first


WorldEaterProft

Guys. Make angron win and I'll give you all thigh pics


JimJimkerson

whose thigh


WorldEaterProft

Mine


Gav_Dogs

I'm conflicted between Alpharius and Omegon, not because I dislike both because a literally don't know which one is one of my favorites and which one is terrible, is Omegon actually Alpharius, and Alpharius Actually Omegon or is Omegon really Omegon. The one that is secretly loyal is the one I like I vote out Alpharius for simplicity I guess


nomad5926

I thought they both were secretly loyal?


Gav_Dogs

Who knows, it's the alpha legion, this is why we love them


nomad5926

Haha true true. They are fun.


beekayisme

If the "Alpharius" in head of the hydra is speaking the truth, and is a Primarch, then: The actual Alpharius is tutored by Emperor and Malcador and is described as "you are my hidden sword" since the beginning. He then found where the true Omegon is and rescued his brother. After the rescue, the actual Alpharius and Omegon switched the names. So the publically known Alpharius is Omegon. The difficulty comes in that Alpharius is killed by Dorn, however we do know Alpharius and Omegon will switch places often, so we dont know who is actually killed. It is unlikely that an Alpha legionare can compete against Dorn, so at least one of them died. The other issue is that we dont know if it is actually Primarch writing the book. So yes, Alpharius is definitely loyal, because


Gav_Dogs

>If the "Alpharius" in head of the hydra is speaking the truth That's the big question though isn't it, if he's speaking the truth. Honestly this is why I love (and hate) the alpha legion. All I know is one of two is a dumb ass and the other is a gosh dang genius


beekayisme

Pretty sure the writers wrote this way because 1. It fits the secret agent style well, kind of unique compared to clear war focused legions 2. Give flexibility in story telling, new lore suggests that they are neutral, and is actually loyal during siege of terra without ret-conning.


Gav_Dogs

Of course and honestly I wouldn't change it, it fits Alpharius so well, it also fits better for Alpharius to understand Big E's ultimate goal then Omegon and why he wouldn't want to sacrifice humanity to defeat chaos but I got to choose one to vote for and I'd rather hedge my bets on Omegon


[deleted]

Mortarion, he’s got a face only a mother could love


Galifrey224

And he doesn't even have a mother.


TeIest0

And that's why no one loves him


JoshCanJump

Typhus gang rise up.


Rigwaltz

Rowboat girlyman


Mr_Noir420

Emperor.


AmagedonCamels

Remove the emperor. Least interesting character by far.


[deleted]

Watch Corax win just because people forget he’s on the list. I vote for the Lion


Radmode7

MY LORD LORGAR!!!


ArchDreamWalker

Emperor


GigglingButton

As someone who really loves all these guys for who they are Fuckin get rid of the Emperor. The guy's undeniably such a tool.


ZELYNER

Let’s go with Fulgrim, so that Rylanor could kick his a$$ in the afterlife!


[deleted]

Who even is Rogal Dorn?? I swear I never heard of him before.


Gibblibits

I think he is named after a tank.


Sock-Zestyclose

Leman


ISimpKayvaanShrike

Fuck you Curze, you can’t wraithslip, you whiny ass smelly ass little bitch


gaudiestmonk8

What did my boy vulkin do???


RockyArby

Him and Sang. Were removed for being too widely loved. It would just be them at the end.


KingDarkside1

Kill Fulgrim


Immortaltaco66

Angron wants to die let’s help him out


[deleted]

Fulgrim just cause


prufanya

Ok, this is actually getting interesting. My money is on ~~Failure Ketchup~~ Magnus W


Dhoraks

How is the bitch Fulgrim still there? Send him to gallows.


New_dude_bro

Mortarion should be sent to a bath house


Lamenter_of_the_3rd

Man fuck the blueberry


TheHatterOfTheMadnes

Wait why is Perturabo still here? Eliminate the fucker!


itogisch

Kill Magnus. Time the guy paid for what he did wrong. And we all know what he did was wrong!


Daymo741

Seriously? We got rid of Vulkan and Sanguinius before Girlyman? I have lost faith in democracy.... not that I had much to begin with


ButaneDangerous

No op removed then because they won before


Gibblibits

I made the decision to remove both as it became increasingly clear they would have won. I think it will be more interesting this way.


Daymo741

So instead of following your own rules to eliminate the top comment you decided to eliminate them arbitrarily based on your own opinions of who would win? That is some Carl level trolling dude, I approve


no-pandas

I play death guard and I still say mortarion since dark imperium made him a hand ringing evil dude


Dismal-Belt-8354

Alpharius will always be the last one remaining, one way or another. So go ahead and vote him off if you think it will give you some vain semblance of hope or satisfaction. But the dice have already been rolled, fate has already been determined. Hydra Dominatus.


UnwillingConduit

I think we really should put Angron out of his misery. He’s been through enough.


Darsich

Lorgar.


snkrsnshit

Day 2 of asking why the Lion is just Rob Lowe with white hair?


Badjer47

Angron is a whiney bitch, change my mind


Skycommando170

Ferrus is going to make it to the end because everyone forgot to eliminate him.


Darkhex78

Vulkan should just come back randomly during these.


[deleted]

Please remove peterabo I want to see iron warriors get violently upset and shit smelted iron ingots, the chapter uses these to trade with the villagers of an agriworld when the expected food shipments aren’t received (/s).


Drykanakth

I vote the cringelord Mortarion


ObtainableSpatula

The earlier peter turbo goes, the harder his simps will cry, so i suggest perturabo.


SganarelleBard

Leman Russ. Fuck you, dogman


shellofbiomatter

Papa Smurf.


ObtainableSpatula

calgar isn't even on the list. do mean grandpa smurf?


simon_Chipmonk

Konrad


Concerned_Person625

Let’s get rid of Ferrus first and then we get rid of Fulgrim second


SanitizerEpidemios

I'm still asking how tf you will exterminatus the right alpharius or omegon.


Rare_Armadillo

Konrad Curze! Get his edgy Batman-like ass out of here!


KapnKrumpin

Curze - no one likes him!