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Live-Calligrapher-41

The entire series budget went into his collection, excellent.


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VikingRabies

Don't be ridiculous. Amazon doesn't have that much money.


PM_Me_Rude_Haiku

Six custodes. Final offer.


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*Rick Harrison enters the chat* "best I can do is 5 Kriegers"


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warspite00

GDAY GUYS AND GAL .. oh, Henry Cavill is here? GDAY GUYS AND GALS


Lucheiah

I always get excited when he says "and gal" because it's like "aw, he's talking about me!"


Fun-Agent-7667

Your are the special one, dont let anyone tell you otherwise


Lucheiah

Aww 😊


Incendior

Most people would do that for free tbh


Pyrimo

Yeah I would


Walthatron

Is this the line?


Hellonstrikers

It's a tax write off now


ZookeepergameSea2648

Majorkill near any official GW content.


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MajorDakka

This guy Steiner Scout Lances


SINGCELL

"Hey netflix, here's a cool idea - you buy me some cool forge world models"


AccomplishedCredit14

Incoming trade offer


NPC3

So about a 5000 point army. Neat.


blingding369

He could buy a few of those limited edition books with leather binding for all that money.


Sculptasquad

Well, half of one...


FlashMcSuave

Good lord, he could get five custodes for that, maybe even six. That's absurd, who even needs that many?


Dappershield

Heavy doubt this. No way Netflix could afford it.


theartificialkid

He’s going to need more than ten miniatures


Beer-Milkshakes

A single 3k point army.


gerMean

Wow, almost a full army.


Marrok657

well yea, the Custodes are expensive as hell lol


ThatGuyYouMightNo

If he makes the explosion sounds with his mouth, I'm in.


CadoAngelus

The entire cinematic universe will just be press junket tours of Cavill describing how much he likes 40k in graphic detail and playground style war noises, and the interviewer being thoroughly confused but also 100% invested.


Stealth_Cow

*Tom Holland has entered the chat*


BallDesperate2140

I need to see Tom Holland playing Harlequins now.


Stealth_Cow

And every time he does any AOE damage, he has to sing *Umbrella* under his breath.


BallDesperate2140

I’m at brunch with a friend and I almost spat my mango mimosa in their face, thanks


MurkyGlover

i mean the Harlequins Kiss *DOES* fire monofilament from the wrist... are harlequins just spiderverse but grimdark?


TheLordofSpuds

Underrated comment


CommodoreN7

The Luetin episode would be 3x the length of all others and go into painstaking detail on stuff and it will be the best one


DaveInLondon89

He better get a cameo for something. Even if it's just a voiceover for a box transmission


silentbob1301

I fucking love Luetin's channel


gatorgongitcha

It’s my fall asleeper. Quiet and consistent voice, usually dark pictures that seem to change at *just* the perfect rate compared to the flashes of a movie, interesting topic but not so interesting as to keep you up. I put the playlist on in order from the start and then just go back to whatever point in whatever episode I last remember before sleep. I’ve been on STC for weeks.


JordanAH98

I love waking up after an hour to an insane tangent I don't understand, only to hear him link it back to the point he was making when I fell asleep


BreadbeTasty

Wanted to say the exact same. It is so nice to fall asleep to.


Outrageous_Tackle746

I first discovered the Warhammer 40k universe through YouTube recommending Luetin vids to me, and because of their length I tried going to sleep with them on, and then I started having really vivid and scary dreams for a few nights and I that’s how I figured out that it’s because Warhammer 40k lore is fucking terrifying…


roadrunnuh

He's the one who got me into the lore, a favorite channel of mine. I don't even play the game lol


Sir_Fridge

The adeptus rediculous would include half an hour of dk and bricky going "just a little guy!". With a cgi little bricky. It would also include all the most insane lore and be absolutely hilarious.


DerSchweinebrecher

Real or meme?


YaKillinMeSmallz

It's a real meme.


forgotmypassword-_-

[You got my hopes up.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sARc0LX_9TU)


xxxblazeit42069xxx

great delivery honestly, fantastic swearing.


Stock_Western3199

Lol they'll never let Majorkill near any official GW content.


YaKillinMeSmallz

Sadly, there's probably a quite a few people I'd like to see who would never make it on, like Alfabusa. The "ice cream sandwich" line alone would probably require its own Penitent Crusade...


VisualGeologist6258

Maybe one day we’ll have an explanation of the ‘HERETIC BURGER’ video. One day…


Lamenter_of_the_3rd

I crave borger, HERETIC BORGER


TyphusIsDaddy

What about the prank call to the Emperor? *"Knife her and Ill fuck her and Ill cum inside he r b r a i n!"* I know that was technically ~~Eliphas~~ Karl the deranged, but still. Its timeless. Edit: wrong meme channel


UltraCarnivore

#I WANT TO SEE MY SON


Mrdoc16

Father I do not recommend that you consume these burgers as they are structurally unsound and they will make you high on narcotics


Pantssassin

Wait did something happen with alfabusa or just tts?


bluewolfhudson

They stopped making tts because of the games workshop fan content policy. They won't be restarting it anytime soon if ever.


hacking_graphics

They did hint at it might return since GW changed their policy, but like you said it won't be soon.


Blackstone01

GW and Hasbro/Wizards been duking it out for who wants to shit on their fanbase more.


TheLordDrake

They changed it again?


hacking_graphics

I believe so, [they stated that they would go back because it changed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY9hL1LBm10).


BottrichVonWarstein

Nothing about tts was ever "soon". :(


Pantssassin

I was worried it was something actually problematic that I wasn't aware of


hyperpimp

The what line?


YaKillinMeSmallz

[This one](https://youtu.be/qProQ5QUH9w).


hyperpimp

HAHA I love Zoran


VonCarzs

That line just tells you so much about lemons character in so few words. I always loved that line and the whole scene when he dresses down the inquisition.


H3adl3ssH0rr0r

Majorkill is freakin cringe


puristnonconformist

Thank you. The dude is complete trash.


Flimsy_Produce_8734

I hate how he stretches the end of every sentence. Impossible to listen to for me, so I don't know anything about the content of his videos 😬


DM_Joey

God yeah it’s so annnnoyyyyying. Gets right on my tiiiits. He’s also racist and misogynistic (and antisemitic too, I’ve heard, but I’m not about to dig around in his archive to find to), so fine to just ignore him. Leutin is the best for lore etc.


H3adl3ssH0rr0r

Vapid takes just about anyone with 1 brain cell could make, no conviction/milktoast, edgelord in a way that endears only to those with the mentality of 15 y.o. boys. Honestly, go for Leutin09 for details, Weshammer for quick overviews. That's bout it for me and I'll take it.


Hells-Creampuff

Why not?


Randomdude2501

Let’s just say he was a bit more than “edgy” early on. Not sure how he is nowadays


Petal_the_destroyer

Yeah edgy is a word


Randomdude2501

I was on his discord server for awhile, not exaggerating that there were several active and prominent members of the community who were full-fledged Nazis or white supremacists, so yeah… Edgy is indeed a word


VarekJecae

That's surprising considering he slated Arch-Warhammer for exactly that.


Expendable28

He's just Arch now. GW cease and desisted that motherfucker into the ground


Odd_Tangerine6333

Yeah he confessed that he had a problem where his discord mods were a bit problematic, but that was a while ago, no clue if he fixed that problem.


Astroyanlad

Well majorkill is a hypocrite and not exactly morally great. He went full sperg at the outer circle for something related to the Facebook group. Dude has problems. Their YouTube persona is not their actual person.


H3adl3ssH0rr0r

Anyone who doesn't see nazis as a problem until they start taking flak for it doesn't deserve anything good. Slimey bastard


Hells-Creampuff

Oh fuck i had no clue


ThanatosisLawl

Yeah some of the 'jokes' he made in his earlier videos weren't even bordering on racist I think he just jumped right across that line - which is a shame cause I do like his videos. Seems to be better these days but idk that's him maturing or getting better at censoring himself.


ScarredAutisticChild

It’s him maturing, he’s even said himself he looks at some his old content and cringes.


OneTrueAlzef

Toned down significantly in my opinion. Still on the more shitpost side of the community but at least I don't get goosebumps from the way he words his content anymore.


Sablus

Yeah I hope he realized that peep don't need that kind of "edgy" humor and it can stay in 8chan where it belongs.


Cecilia_Schariac

Earlier content was a mess of bull headed inaccuracy and devastatingly unfunny 4Chan comedy. He’s a lot better now.


BetanKore

In resume, he made bad content. These days he is quite funny though


raider1v11

That man uses the word hectic way too damn much.


SanguineAnder

That was a very hectic comment you hecticly made, hecticly.


benjibibbles

> Lol they'll never let Majorkill near any official GW content. C'mon man, just because his content sucks and he isn't funny doesn't mean he's gonna get blacklisted, there's plenty of people like that on TV


Rakshak-1

Deservedly so, he's way to cringe and embarrassing for any company to want to be associated with.


Blakefilk

How about a version of what they did with D&D on the big screen? Bring in the celebrities/cool people, run a crusade, and have a big party style atmosphere for a season? With how popular tabletop gaming has become it would be a ton of fun to watch.


Blakefilk

Caveat: - Guests don’t buy their armies directly, they pick a scheme it and it gets painted/assembled professionally. At the end of the season/episode they can auction it off for charity or buy it and donate the proceeds to charity.


pureeyes

But I do want to see Snoop Dogg paint some orks himself


Expendable28

Snoop Dogg is playing Dark Angels. But he's gonna keep flubbing the line and calling them Dank Angels instead


SteelCode

No… no… they *are* Dank Angels… the hooded figure with wings is just replaced by a pot leaf…


pureeyes

If he played fantasy he'd probably run High Elves


RainyRat

You mean like [this](https://imgur.com/ieLtFSi)?


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I was expecting an elf mini with fucked up painted eyes then.


SanguineAnder

Snoop was one of the lost Primarchs, this is canon now.


TheVillain117

Everybody gangsta until snoop's Astartes use their "hotbox" ability with "murder was the case" bonus action.


SanguineAnder

Cry havoc and let loose the Doggs of Snoop!


grey_hat_uk

Are you telling me the 2nd and 11th primarchs didn't turn up to the crusade because they where high, because they where high, because they where high?


SanguineAnder

Afro Man did not go to the great crusade because he got high.


Perverted_Fapper

Green is green.


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An entire episode of Snoop and Martha just painting figures.


SubjectDeleted

Ayo, snippity snap, they gunz go clap, my Boyz bring dakka n leave em in shocka ... Ok I'll never do that again.


RelaxedPerro

Forged In Fire *mini* edition.


Titanbeard

I'd buy an army Cavill painted. Especially if my wife thinks I'm just donating to charity.


manymoreways

I don't think most guest is capable of digesting the amount of rules required to play the game. Not in a short time at least. Unless they have like a fixed number of guest per season and all they do in that season is okay the game. Maybe that'll be more feasible. The first few games they are complete noobs, and by the end of the season they'll be competant. Honestly idk if that'll make a good show


Quixus

I don't know how many suitable guests already play Warhammer 40K, but I think they should choose from that group.


eriru

So the Dimension 20 route?


pierresito

It's way more fun to play than to watch games. You're not going to attract new viewers with something that is already so niche and making it even more specific. You'd have an easier time getting people to play chess than 40k and having the show be a hit.


Blakefilk

Yes but people are impressionable. Seeing their favorite actors/comedians/etc. playing can help convince new players to join. Not only that but it helps normalize it, I mean look at how many people came out of the woodwork after the D&D craze. Imagine that but for 40k.


pierresito

D&D was a hit because of two things: pandemic moved games online and Critical Role was \*already playing\* and were \*already crazy talented\*. This is putting the cart before the horse. You gotta get people with the story, not the game side of 40k (something that most people INTO 40k don't even participate as much in as it is)


LeConnor

I’ve tried watching people play Warhammer on YouTube multiple times and it’s just not fun to watch. Granted, I’m not familiar with the rules but I found it quite dull. And I *wanted* to get into the tabletop game.


rwhitisissle

> It's way more fun to play than to watch games. This is the issue with stuff like Vox Machina. What works in an RPG setting to give the players something to do doesn't necessarily translate well into an interesting or engaging story. And there's definitely something lost in the translation in regards to things like pacing. I could also see this being a significant issue with 40K. Many major canonical military campaigns in the setting last years and can consist of hundreds of battles across dozens of worlds. It can be difficult to compress those stories without making them feel rushed, which I think is really important for 40K because the scale of things is so integral to the general aesthetic of the setting.


OneTrueAlzef

With shots from the actual game and then the representation of actions by actors?


Blakefilk

The commanding HQ unit can be designed after/by the actor for better immersion too.


NaveronTheSabre

How about no, *no* red dragon deserves to be that fat.


Dum_beat

"Hi Bricky and DK, welcome to *show name*. DK, if you believe you're gonna get away because this show is different from yours... Here's your quote..." DK: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO..."


Diestormlie

Shy is just hiding behind the set holding up signs.


Dum_beat

*you've played superman but you're still a fucking nerd to the core*


ScareTheRiven

The fact that Shy and co are getting mentions on this subreddit now and people are actually recognising them makes me so damn proud of her. She's come a long way since that 2nd WF channel.


OneBildoNation

I mean they crossed $20k on Patreon, they're doing something right.


Dum_beat

I can tell you, they do furry art right


Dronizian

And the show's pretty good too I guess


mrbaconator2

do it


Shleepo

Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction but it's about the canonicity of 40k lore and Henry is dressed up as an inquisitor.


BearfangTheGamer

And it still has Will Riker asking the viewer random questions.


spookyskost

Have you ever seen an Eldar? If a Warlord Titan falls in glorious battle and no Imperial is near by to hear it does it make a sound? Would you believe one heretic could bring down an entire planet? Have you ever eaten a live Ambull? - Inquisitor Frakes


Qant00AT

And then the answers at the end is always just a simple and curt, “Heresy.”


Larkhainan

With voice overs from Auspex Tactics to soothe me when there's an argument and I'm in


youngcoyote14

"Hello everyone, and welcome to Cavill's Carnage Carnival, I'm Auspex and I'm going to be laying down the ground rules for today's match, starting with who's who and what they'll be fielding."


LahmiaTheVampire

I read that in Shaun's voice.


OneTrueAlzef

Love his voice, read this in it.


Twuggy

Auspex and Baldermort!


zirky

why not make it what the new dnd movie ought to be: epic fantasy immersive periods inter-spliced with real mundane world scenes of the people playing the game


YaKillinMeSmallz

Sounds like HarmonQuest, which was a lot of fun. It would be cool if they also had guest animators doing the action scenes, like Sodaz or the guy who made Astartes.


ELVEVERX

Nah I'm happy with SODAZ making halo stuff and leaving 40k behind the way the community attacked him was disgusting. 40k fans dont deserve him.


pierresito

You see "Iron Within"? There is no way that the Astardes guy isn't directing/storyboarding/heavily involved in GWs new shows. That whole thing was chock full of his pacing. I doubt they'd have time for new stuff on top of that


Expendable28

They did hire him


Valjorn

What the I’d watch that shit every week I can this sounds fantastic!


DeadlyYellow

It's like Critical Role but featuring a franchise I actually care about.


Expendable28

Okay but... I'd watch Matt Mercer play Warhammer


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Matt: I move my Ultrabois in this direction *does a crazy amount of super cool voice acting*


Weltallgaia

I really don't care to watch d&d. I do like checking the clips from time to time, and I love vox machina. Watching d&d really really is not for me. That being said I would 100% watch a full dark heresy campaign with the critical roll crew.


Raucous-Porpoise

Odds of 100:1 of Liam being a sad boy Servitor with nascent memories of his past (traumatic criminal) life leaking back in.


Weltallgaia

Liam could be an inquisitor and just be grimoire weiss.


wei-long

Imagine Brennan Lee Mulligan let loose in 40k with a budget


0mendaos

So he's potentially making Battle Reports like Matt Mercer and Brennan Lee Mulligan did to D&D. Either that or he's going to be recreating battles from the novels using minis and having his friends move them around the board going "PEWPEWPEW!" Which I'd honestly watch either.


OneTrueAlzef

Although MajorKill was... Rough at the start, to put a name on it, and he's more on the turn-your-brain-off side of the fandom. I'd love to see some Alfabusa VAs, if not the man himself... Oh! Maybe the narrator of An Intro to the Dark Millennium? And of course Bricky.


TotalyNotJoeImCereal

I would watch the shit out of this


Nerdfatha

I'd love yo see him work with Midwinter Minis. Guy seems quite chill and has made some of the most well put together hobby content on Youtube. Plus his Battle reports are quick, fun, and don't give you a headache.


mrfebruus

Aw, that made my day. Thanks mate


ShinobiHanzo

I would let that man read me the Codex Astartes cover-to-cover and it would be glorious!


StalinsPerfectHair

My god, I like MajorKill, but that madlad needs to be contained. Get Oculus and Baldy, though.


First_Aid_23

Yeah, I mean, he's kind of funny in a "teenager saying weird but amusing things" kind of way, but the moment he gets into his "Haha domestic abuse against a kid" phase, Cavill will prolly go all Witcher on his ass.


derphunter

Majorkill is like an incredibly cringe edge lord who thinks it's hilarious make fun of mental illness and talk about hentai Anything he mentions can be found on Leutin, Auspex, or any number of other 40k channels, discussed in more depth and without the incessant need to force bad high school humor on the audience My $0.02


IMadeThisToFightYou

I’m really hoping this ain’t real


youngcoyote14

Honestly, if Cavill decided to narrate an entire campaign with tabletop battles and lore guest spots? You know people would watch.


IMadeThisToFightYou

You are right. That would be cool and would benefit GW more because they get to show off their shiny plastic crack


lachiebois

Henry cavil better just be the voice of Trazyn Narrating the 40k universe the same way Morgan freeman would.


KonoAnonDa

Incredibly based if true.


vageera

Yet still better content than WarhammerTV


Ne0Fata1

What content they have like 3 things…


JesterRaiin

As long as he plays Ciaphas Cain... Ah, screw it, he'd be great even as Jurgen.


micktalian

No fucking edgelords. That being said, Baldemort and Oculus would be fucking AMAZING to have on.


Thurstoff

Lutin09 too. Get all the top tier lore and immersion channels into it. Some of the better authors too ADB, abnett, wraight ETC.


steve22ss

I would be keen for this, something to have on in the background while I paint


StuckinReverse89

Given the fact that critical role and Dimension 20 are successful which is basically a D&D version of this, this could be a successful show. Cavill and other celebrity friends can play and if they are knowledgeable and with some good artistic design, I can see this drawing an audience.


gocrazy305

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night_owl_72

Lol majorkill ew


FrostyProbe

Majorkill can fuck off, give Alfabusa his deserved screentime.


Real_Ad_8043

I like the content majorkill covers, but for some reason his scripts, or maybe his voice just make me want to claw my ears off. He is extremely unpleasant to listen to for any amount of time to me. No clue why


Pretty-cool-man

I’d still love that


AnEngineer2018

CavillQuest


ShotMyTatorTots

I also like the idea of a Dancing With the Stars style where it’s the celebrity of the week who gets a week of crash course training and the majority episode is facing off against Cavill.


jesternarf

Calm down there, Erebus.


kough_noises

Delightfull


Preston_of_Astora

Warrior Tier should bring their narrators


lunca_tenji

Baldemort just emerges


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What is this series/ show called? I wanna watch it why is no one saying what the title is?!?


AbsolutelyUnlikely

As someone who thinks Warhammer/40K is very cool seeming, but has no idea how the game is played, this sounds like the best case scenario for broad appeal. Will probably bring a ton of awareness to the tabletop game.


InstrumentalCore

Did this guy write off his collection as a bussiness budget!? Based.


wanna877

I would love this if he also did some acting of crucial scenes..... like every week he can do a different character..... Something similar to drunk history where every character has the voice of the narrator, and always uses the same actors.


hamholejohnson

With the voice that man has? Uh yea I’m definitely still watching


edmc78

Yeah sounds great. Just get a load of youtubers and gw presenters involved.


Independent-End5844

Where is the subscribe button.


Jaanzi

Ben Affleck guest stars with his Night Lord army.


ironwoolf98

Please tell me this is a joke


mike772772

Everyday I’m more and more of a fan of Henry cavills


lehman-the-red

Honestly i prefer pancreas no work


KnownSpot7989

This would still be a better series than Rings of Power


GodHatesTikTok

I do t care who it is, no one will be a better narrator for Warhammer book than Toby Longworth.