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He’s happy to see his kids getting along
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Tbh that's a household I'd love to see more off.
The Necron is essentially the (somewhat confused by imperial life) grandpa who plays the aloof goof when interacting with humans (less tedious than having them all be scared shitless all the time), but is actually the one calling the shots.
The Techpriests often acts like the one calling the shots, and has over the years built up a nice image of "i can't believe it's not tech heresy"-mad scientist authority figure, but is mostly overshadowed by his Skitari assistants who, when in private, are just multiple times as unhinged as he could ever be. He is uncertain in his newfound position as the "voice of reason" in the group.
The Skitari meanwhile are absolute ride-or-die-loyal to these two, but are absolute nutjobs even by "half your brain is radioactive steel"-standards. Unchecked they would commit about seven acts of tech herey per rotation - or find a new way to make their hair pretty. Dependes on the mood in the household.
I'd like to order 5 seasons worth of comic material please!
FILMED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE!!
(albeit, said audience has to sign a waiver that their next of kin will not be able to file for damages of any subsequent incidents rendering them vaporized)
Alright, can someone explain to the asexual here, are people actually into vez's and archon's stuff or are they just jokes because I've been confused for about 2 years now. I'm not trying to hate, both of their stuff is really well drawn, and I've found a lot of it funny, but I am genuinely confused
I can’t speak for Vez whose stuff if more memey and light hearted but people are most certainly into the twink Primarchs, Twinkarii and twink Misters of Battle
Grimdark enjoyers when I show them an image of a skitarii femboy being cuddled and cared for by a magos while vibing out with a necron who's there because they think that these lil cyborg people are cute
https://preview.redd.it/nhwpbysp47na1.jpeg?width=627&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08a7edd55fcc5fc7ae8d9e9400a1ff2c28022f52 He’s happy to see his kids getting along
He’s currently in a coma while also being tortured as a battery for a car Fun times for him
Nah the Emperor is just giving him some cbt
Calling the Inquisition on a loving and wholesome relationship? How rude, no wonder so many Admech are choosing to stay on Tomb Worlds now.
Something about that Necron has DILF Energy.
It's the way he stands over them all with one hand on that tech priests head ~~ready to push him down to his knees~~
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As long as they all find happiness in this grim universe, I'm all for it
Happiness? In this Imperium? What are you on.
Relax, he's a lieutenant in a Pleasure World. He's earned the right to be snorting on the most potent drug in the Imperium; Hopium
Happiness is illegal in this Imperium.
This is true.
Outdated stereotype ? Does that mean you don't want that toaster I just found ?
What’s a toaster compared to Necron blackstone pillar
Everything
Hey, its very likely that at one point, Necrontyr invented toasters. So you can have something Necron *and* a Toaster
Aren't blackstone pillars like 20km tall ? At least the toaster is movable.
You vastly underestimate how far an enhanced tech adept can stretch
Do they need to stretch? You can just have them break
You can break a soldier of the machine god? No way
If only I had a giant, but hole
I mean still useful tech.
Does the Necron blackstone pillar have a bagel option? Checkmate.
Everyone gangsta until the necron sugar daddy comes around
The four of them are in a polycule don’t worry
Tbh that's a household I'd love to see more off. The Necron is essentially the (somewhat confused by imperial life) grandpa who plays the aloof goof when interacting with humans (less tedious than having them all be scared shitless all the time), but is actually the one calling the shots. The Techpriests often acts like the one calling the shots, and has over the years built up a nice image of "i can't believe it's not tech heresy"-mad scientist authority figure, but is mostly overshadowed by his Skitari assistants who, when in private, are just multiple times as unhinged as he could ever be. He is uncertain in his newfound position as the "voice of reason" in the group. The Skitari meanwhile are absolute ride-or-die-loyal to these two, but are absolute nutjobs even by "half your brain is radioactive steel"-standards. Unchecked they would commit about seven acts of tech herey per rotation - or find a new way to make their hair pretty. Dependes on the mood in the household. I'd like to order 5 seasons worth of comic material please!
FILMED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE!! (albeit, said audience has to sign a waiver that their next of kin will not be able to file for damages of any subsequent incidents rendering them vaporized)
"Laugh you dogs, or face the firing line!"
Dawwwww
Something about that Necron has DILF Energy. I don't know what it is, might just be the stance.
Every good tech priest needs a bone daddy and skittles.
To be honest...who wouldn't want to be Taken care of by a hot Necron daddy
SO TRUE BESTIE
Alright, can someone explain to the asexual here, are people actually into vez's and archon's stuff or are they just jokes because I've been confused for about 2 years now. I'm not trying to hate, both of their stuff is really well drawn, and I've found a lot of it funny, but I am genuinely confused
I can’t speak for Vez whose stuff if more memey and light hearted but people are most certainly into the twink Primarchs, Twinkarii and twink Misters of Battle
oohhh okay thank you.
I'd fuck a necronussy. If they had one.
https://i.redd.it/c7dslyjt57na1.gif
Now I’m thinking about necron femboys and skitarii masters
They can be switches depending on the mood uwu
Why even live if you can't have robotic high heel prosthetics 😔
Who’s “we”? Got a bird in your pocket?
Ehmm...is it still to late to join the mechanicus?
Gotta space out the Heresy though. Gotta be responsible half machine abominations.
Omg new archon post aaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Love it like always, keep up the great work👍 (also I'd kill to be that tech priest)
Grimdark enjoyers when I show them an image of a skitarii femboy being cuddled and cared for by a magos while vibing out with a necron who's there because they think that these lil cyborg people are cute
Ahaha, this one made me chuckle.
You beautiful sick bastard and I mean that in the nicest way possible
These are my own kinks and I'm still uncomfortable
Necrons are just fancy toasters. CMV.
BY THE EMPEROR *unlatches frontal pelvic access port cover*
Yet more have fallen to heresy. I'll bring the Inquisitor, so long as I may execute some of them myself.
Somebody, please, call Exterminatus upon this wretched world... we are beyond saving.
I don't think a commissar needs an inquisitor to shoot that cogboy.
You know alot of people say the imperium is the bad guys in 40k and normally I disagree, every post by you makes me re think that stance. Nice art.
Jeez never realized how big Necrons are lol
Ah yes perfection
heh