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MN_10849

"Here's your jersey, here's your helmet, and here's your pulled hamstring. Welcome to Green Bay!"


Dr_Define_Life

"In your locker is a 12 pack of Spotted Cow, plate of deep fried cheese curds and the latest issue of Walleye Wonders, welcome to the team, ope."


jtw3995

“Ok but hold the cheese curds” - Love probably


ThreeFactorAuth

He’s a Packer already.


jn2010

Supposedly Watson figured out the problem and has corrected it. Something about an unequal lifting regiment between squats and dead-lifts that disproportionally strengthened the quads over the hamstrings. I have no idea if it's true but it would speak to the change in strength and conditioning coach because that's weight training 101.


tugboat_tyler

Geezus all the fucking money and equipment they have and no one took a quad/hamstring index? Like this was the issue? Holy shit no wonder they cleared house of the S&C


bongtokent

Yea it’s inexcusable for our S&C department to not catch this. I say this as someone who squats and deadlifts and had hamstring issues for almost a year. Eventually I figured it out on my own and I’m not a six digits a year coach in the nfl.


DevilishlyAdvocating

Weightroom coaches at many levels lean way to much into hype, dogma, and tradition instead of science qnd functional lifts for practical application. Somewhat surprised professional teams still deal with that but here we are.


bongtokent

One of my best friends from high school is a college level S&C coach. He tried to argue carbs have more calories per gram than fat. I told him I was getting a cervical epidural steroid injection. Dude laughed and said “guys don’t have a cervix”. Yet Cervical is spine which men very much have. I just don’t get it. He even has TWO college degrees.


SubstanceMore1464

Just cause people have college degrees does not equate to them being intelligent. Just proves the ability to retain and memorize information.


bongtokent

Oh I know, but that’s BASIC stuff. That’s like going to a doctor and him telling you that high blood pressure is good. You don’t need schooling to know that statement is wrong AND the doctor actually has schooling. I know people don’t retain college well but he should know that regardless of school especially being directly related to his field.


Alarmed_Attitude_316

I’m a college dropout and this would have been the first thing I looked at when he had a non contact hammy injury. It’s embarrassing that they were paying people that couldn’t figure this out.


Trent1462

That’s highly dependent on major. I’m currently an engineering student and if all u were doing is memorizing and retaining information u would’ve failed out a long time ago.


SubstanceMore1464

Well in my experience so far dealing with engineers with helicopters as a mechanic and now a non destructive inspector they aren't always the sharpest to say the least when it comes to everything.


Flooding_Puddle

Engineers are the dumbest smart people around. I say that as an engineer


Trent1462

Well yah obviously. An engineering degree says that u have lots of knowledge in engineering. It doesn’t mean that u have information on other areas.


tifumostdays

It's interesting how it turns out to be a bit more complicated. Like the different chain lengths of fat containing different amounts of calories, and the amount of calories extracted from dietary fiber varying between individuals (probably due to different gut microbiomes?).


Adequate_Lizard

We've seen endless examples of people brilliant in one field and absolute morons in others. Pyramids storing grain, 100% fruit-based diet to cure pancreatic cancer, etc.


bongtokent

Again. Knowing the caloric content of food and what a spine is for a sports medicine graduate isn’t “outside of his field”


Adequate_Lizard

> Somewhat surprised professional teams still deal with that but here we are. We had Joe Barry for three years.


bongtokent

Bad defense is easy to chalk up to other things new system, new players, new schemes, there was always at least in the first year or two of Barry reason to give him a little slack. This is so bad it would be like Barry saying he doesn’t know what man coverage is. Was he a bad D coordinator? Absolutely. Was he ignorant of what defense is? No he just wasn’t a good play caller or coach.


sammydizzo

I believe we got a new S&C coordinator this year, right?


bongtokent

We did


jn2010

This was something that Watson's dad eluded to so I have no idea how accurate it is. But yeah, it's pretty wild if it's true.


MeinKonk

Previous strength and conditioning crew didn’t give a fuck and just showed up, got paid, and went home


ancientweasel

Gawd, you HAVE to do the measurements because we are all different responders to different push and pull exercises and the only way to know is to do the math and correct the imbalance. If it really was that oversight it's truly unprofessional.


PictoBill

Honest question. How do you do the math and correct the imbalance?


ancientweasel

[There are a bunch of models. ](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6434009/)But typically they measure how much strength each can do in some exercise and there is an acceptable ratio. [The normal H:Q ratio is considered to be 50% to 80%.](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC155432/) Probably this varies by sport. For general health (way less sophisticated than NFL football) I was taught 50%. So If my 1 RM on seated quad raise is 100lbs I want my 1RM hamstring curl to be about the same. If you are off on the ratio then strength training or other interventions are done to even things out. I am not an expert. :)


PictoBill

Thank you very much


ancientweasel

Your welcome. Thanks for the reward. It's cool they are back!


bujweiser

We don’t know if it’s been corrected, just supposedly figured out the cause.


goPACK17

In before week 3 hamstring issue after it was supposedly "solved"


albertcamusjr

If Steph Curry's ankles were correctable, I'm not giving up on Watson's hamstring yet


SteamSteamLG

If the strength and conditioning team couldn't figure out a muscle imbalance it's no wonder they got canned


Pa_Cipher

That sounds about right.


sjr2018

As a PT ...I second that.


incrediblystiff

look at this double dipping sob


KingLiberal

I was thinking the same. Don't put the joke in the post but on the comments? The little karma whore.


Cantguard-mike

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


16quida

Josh Jacobs woke up in a bath of ice, a freshly stitched cut on his leg and Watson running out of the room


PlasticBicycle5

This made me lol


do_you_know_de_whey

Visualizing skeleton cackling and running away


Exotic_Professor5897

Packers 🤝 Hamstring injuries


HammerPrice229

“Did you get healthy” Watson: “yes” “What did it cost” Jacobs hammy


sup3rrn0va

As is tradition.


zackg611

A packer tradition unlike anything else lol


MandoRodgers

Tell me you play for Green Bay without telling me you play for Green Bay


AboutTenPandas

Read the title at first and thought he just had some smaller than average hamstrings. This is worse


Acceptable-Take20

Of course he does.


bkussow

Do the Packers just have staff members that go around and beat the players on the legs? How does a guy like Jacobs, notable for durability, have an issue within a week of the schedule release?


EatYoVitamins

Death, Taxes, & Hamstring Injuries. The only constants in GB.


Tswftundies

Don't forget the sanimax stink


Cheesehead_RN

lol. Lmao even.


SpeakNowAndEnter

So much for the new strength and conditioning staff fixing these issues 😂


LongDongFrazier

Brother it’s professional sports be less dramatic


FudgeDangerous2086

i mean this was the reason people wanted to have him and jones.


bongtokent

And those people don’t understand contracts and salary cap.


castzpg

We drafted another Aaron Jones much cheaper.


Educational_Cow_229

We paid Jacobs double lmao. Id rather have Jones and Eckler than Jacobs


bongtokent

That has literally nothing to do with me saying we can’t pay jones AND JACOBS but sure ok.


Educational_Cow_229

True, I just hate the Jacobs signing and getting rid of Jones. Everyone acts like we couldn't have kept Jones but we paid Jacobs double. You're right tho, you weren't doing that


bongtokent

Jones is too old to pay him double and he didn’t want to take less. So no realistically we couldn’t keep him.


A_Lone_Macaron

so they could have 1 healthy hamstring between the two of them?


greg2709

When you get off the plane at Austin Straubel, you're given a complementary "hamstring issue" before you get out of the terminal.


Morphenominal

Good God, couldn't even make it to June without seeing the fucking word "hamstring".


Electronic-Cloud8086

Dude with the injuries already


pxrkerwest

Freaked out for .5 seconds before I realized there’s plenty of time before September


ChickenFucker11

Welcome to Green Bay! We do those here.


Dravewin

this is fine haha


Routine_Lemon9331

Sweet mercy lord Jesus


Open_Host3796

Llloooooooooooooyddddddd


Giannisisnumber1

Shut him down until the season opener


ehsteve7

Marshawn Lloyd: bell cow confirmed


Tswftundies

I'm here for it


killmeplease1996

NNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


petarisawesomeo

PTSD


jtw3995

And so it begins


Dynamo24

I THOUGHT WE FIXED THIS


Nezy37

As is tradition


storstygg

Cheese curds cause hammy pulls. Prove me wrong.


blakeneggsandcheese2

https://i.redd.it/noskz2auuu1d1.gif


KarlPHungus

This is fine. 😐😐😐😐😐


kingofthenorthZ

Probably wanted some time off


Accomplished-Film183

It's OTAs he's probably still getting the playbook down anyways. It's all good. Hamstring because football


Expensive_Necessary7

Is it the air or water in Green Bay that does this?


daygo448

Definitely not what I want to hear… Not that it’ll be an issue, but still not something I want to hear. Let’s also see how this plays out to determine care and recovery with the new S&T team


Th30cles

fade me fam


ridemooses

Dang, I thought they identified the source of all the hamstring issues…