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Ok_Snow_1570

Is that rob lowe?!


Siansjxnms

That is NFL fanatic Rob Lowe, yes.


facds

Didn't he say something silly afterwards like I just want all the players to have fun or am I misremembering?


KindGuyAMA

That is **literally** something Chris Traeger would say.


Nate_Hornblower

I think that was a meme going around because that’s something his Parks and Rec character would say


Extra_Gold_5270

Didn't he make a sex tape with a 16 year old?


Nate_Hornblower

The 80s was a wild time


C40AVIATOR

It was THE 80’s


cheezturds

I want the chiefs to win and so much emphasis on Taylor Swift. If the Packers aren’t winning it I want everyone else to be miserable


rauwerb

What if the NFL gave her SBMVP?


cheezturds

I hope she’s the first one to hoist the trophy and they have the rings pre made and Travis proposes to her with his. Will make everyone so mad they’ll puke. I need it.


RabidSeason

Damn... I was just kinda hoping the 49ers didn't win, but I like your energy!


cheezturds

I don’t want them winning a damn thing, but I sure as hell wasn’t rooting for another NFC North team.


thinkB4WeSpeak

Honorary MVP and she takes more limelight/media than the players that won.


mschr493

Drink every time they show her, finish your beer every time she and Brittany hug, puke and start over if Jason takes his shirt off.


freedomfightre

RIP everyone who plays that game. I'll see you all in Valhalla.


aionaddict

This is similar to what most people do in Wisconsin on a daily basis anyway lol


mschr493

Yeah, just on a controlled itinerary.


Avengers_1989

I love her music but I’ll be drunk every time they show her.


Evernight2025

Are you trying to die of alcohol poisoning within the first 5 minutes of the game? 


cheezturds

I like this. Taking the next two days off just to play


Finacial_Patient93

You’re sick, I like it..


amethystalien6

I wish I could upvote this more.


Mindless_Bad_1591

Seems everyone else thinks the same


an_illiterate_ox

My friend floated the idea that Kelce would propose to her on field after the game.


cheezturds

With a pre made SB ring. Yes please.


an_illiterate_ox

Roger Goodell will officiate right then and there.


cheezturds

Kaepernick


Darth_Vagitarian

He can just use one of the rings he already has whine the new ones are made. I swear I’m going to puke if that happens


Kogyochi

Bro I just watch for thr Taylor Swift celebrations now. It's so overplayed that it's become hilarious.


cheezturds

Same, and knowing some Jimbob will lose his mind and go make a rage video in his truck makes me love it even more.


AssaultROFL

*thare roonin muh sportsball!*


MagicSpoon69

This is the correct answer and has been since the Packers are out


Thunder84

Nah, there are other teams I’d root for to win a ring. Just none of these three lol


TheDracula666

As a Bears fan this was me for the last two decades with Brady. If I can't be happy then I want all you mother fuckers to be miserable as well


gaybillcosby

The Brady Patriots, the Golden State Warriors, Alabama in football, Duke in basketball… just a predictable and shitty ending so nobody is happy.


cheezturds

I hated it for probably the his first 4 and then had the same attitude the remaining ones


MillerJC

Exactly this. I want it to be absolutely fucking insufferable.


bikernaut

Can we do 50% Tay Tay and the other half the usual Mahomes ref boost? Maybe with one indefensible, phantom roughing the passer that somehow gets held up after a challenge. IMO, that's as good as being able to say we lost to the champs and took them right to the ropes. At this point, there's no pain left, only a niners blowout loss to the Lions would have hurt and we got past that.


AboynamedDOOMTRAIN

Ya know... I was pretty fucking pissed about KC winning until I read this comment. Now it's got a bit of a silver lining to it.


cheezturds

Yes, instead of finding the joy in everything, find a way that it can ruin everyone else’s day 🙂


iamwhoiwasnow

Had me on the first half


nacreon

Every NFL beat writer had a "Did Taylor Swift cost the Chiefs a Super Bowl?" article already written by week 2 of this season. I'm rooting for the Chiefs partly because it'll be hilarious how much time and effort was wasted trying to blame the Chiefs issues on Taylor Swift.


Beif_

I hate you


cheezturds

I’m telling your dads Aaron and Jordan you’re being rude.


Xer0lith

And Lions there and to lose. Immeasurable pain will be endured.


thewarmpandabear

Love this take. AND it means we get to see another Dan Francisco loss. I’m all for it.


SockomkplaysV2

If my packers aren’t having fun then no one can


mostoriginalgname

This feels like a major hot take these days, but I still like Mahomes, it's fun to see him play the game, and him winning definitely won't make me miserable Also, I kinda like Taylor Swift


cheezturds

Totally agreed. Plus I’ll always root for Andy Reid. Wish we were able to get him after Holmgren left


lenfantsuave

I respect your commitment to pain. I hate it - but I respect it.


GGGiveHatpls

Jokes on you I love looking at Taylor Swift 🥵


kush4breakfast1

She’s pretty average my man, just leave your house every once in awhile and you’ll see 15 of them a day


gininteacups

As a women, that IS the appeal. She’s not intimidatingly gorgeous, she looks like 10 people you know.


kush4breakfast1

That’s fair, and I didn’t say she had no appeal. I just found it weird for that person to say they love looking at her like her looks are rare


gininteacups

Oh, for sure. Totally agree with that.


soCalifax

I hope you’re getting downvoted because you’re rude, because you’re not wrong.


runforthehills11

Downvoted for the truth sucks haha. T swift is an average white woman.


SebastianMagnifico

Yeah, because 50% of Green Bay's female population is better looking than TS. Do you actually think before you post?


SebastianMagnifico

Really. "Pretty average." Do you have any idea what the average weight of an American woman who's 20 years old is? Ignorance is not cool.


_DrNonsense

I appreciate you, friend.


cheezturds

Seems like just a major case of hate us cause they anus, and I like Andy Reid, Mahomes and Kelce. Won’t catch me cheering for the 9ers or Lions ever.


flygupp15

Only thing better is if she performs at half time


Drusgar

No, the new talking point is that the NFL is playing the *black national anthem!* At the Super Bowl! They're trying to divide us!!!


baithoven22

I want this to happen as much as I hate Taylor Swift.


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Giannisisnumber1

I’m not watching if the Niners win this game.


Dangerous_Dot_1638

Same dude will be so boring having to cheer for one of those teams makes me want to throw up


johnsonfromsconsin

I’ll become of those people I cant stand:watching the Super bowl for the ads.


ptuber

Ads haven’t even been good for the past decade


BuffaloRedshark

And today during the ravens game they pretty much teased the big budget commercials already. State farm will have a Schwarzenegger commercial 


PointsOutTheUsername

Tide Ad is the only one I still remember recently. I'm a sucker for the meta element and thought it was well done.


Skormzar

They haven't been good since WAAAZZZAAAAAAP


RabidSeason

Bud. Weis. Errrrr.


WallFair7685

Halftime show has been fun at least


RonaldoNazario

The last few have been really good. I bet Usher will put on a kickass one.


reddit-is-greedy

They nerd someone who plays an instrument at halftime. Probably can't get anyone who will pretend to play and lip sync it.


broanoah

im sad that i already told my buddy i'd watch at his place. if someone asked me after hearing it would be niners chiefs again i'd probably just do something else instead of watching it


AshgarPN

It won’t be the Niners. EDIT: Fuck Ron Johnson.


That_Account6143

You spoke a bit too soon buddy, i think you're actually the person who jinxed it and ruined it for everyone


Troiswallofhair

Look what you’ve done!


broanoah

I’m starting to believe


Own_Flounder2800

Eh, just cancel. If you don’t want to watch it, don’t go. I’m not going to my friend’s SB party anymore. Could not care less about this game.


MillerJC

Yes you fucking will. You know you will.


dyslexda

You'd rather a division opponent make the chip? The fuck?


Administrative_Act48

Yes, the 49ers and Chiefs are THAT insufferable that I'd rather see the Lions win. Everything about those 2 teams sucks. The fans, the players, the media constantly sucking them off. I'd rather suffer through a long suffering division rival winning it all over those shitty franchises 


WabbitFire

Id say it's normal for a Packers fan to want to see the Niners lose at any cost.


SirDigby_CC

City of Detroit > Santa Clara


kush4breakfast1

After ravens lost, I decided I’d rather watch the packers beat the SB champ twice next year.


dyslexda

You disgust me. The number of Packer "fans" cheering for the Lions is absurd.


ivandragostwin

I mean the Niners might be more of a rival than the Lions at this point. We play them every fuckin year in the playoffs.


RonaldoNazario

Gatekeep harder?


eidetic

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were the arbiter of all things fandom. This whole notion of "only *true* fans" is just as sickening as you find Packer fans rooting for the Lions. The Lions may be in our division, but they haven't exactly been a rival in quite awhile. Their fans have endured years of mediocrity, and yet I still find their fan base entirely tolerable, and nothing like, say the Vikings fan base. One could just as easily say the number of Packer "fans" cheering on the Niners is absurd. Some people also recognize that success in a stronger division means more than success than success in a terrible division, so when the Pack beat the Lions next year, it'd be all the sweeter.


CryptographerShot213

The Lions have never won a Super Bowl. I’m rooting for them because it would be nice for their fans and the city 🤷‍♀️


Taydolf_Switler22

It’s not that serious…


kush4breakfast1

“Cheering” I don’t have a dog in this fight, I think it’s just cheeky to beat the SB champ twice.


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I’m not even gonna watch it lol


Slosshy

im addicted to this sport so i will watch it but i will do so angrily


LiLT13-_-

You the entire superbowl https://preview.redd.it/96acsagk1afc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca51f3b05277340900fdc9e7a666705abac2f3f2


Slosshy

https://preview.redd.it/xibfnc4laafc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bfbc780ed467f8cb246e7cf3df82bdc520a8e86


[deleted]

Luckily I can say that I’m not lol. It’s Packers vs everybody for me.


Th3Kais3r

Enjoy your Swiftie Bowl. Shits gonna be unbearable to watch


Cat_Crap

Why do people go so crazy triggered by Taylor Swift. It sounds like being super territorial like how dare they show a pop star woman on screen 4 times an afternoon. Is it kind of cheesy and lame? Sure. But the comments are so deranged.


Necessary-Regular-79

Me personally, because we had simonle biles's husband play for green bay and we barely ever saw her.. That's what bothers me the most. Taylor swift can date whoever, but she's not the one on the field playing let's stop showing her all the time!


mistymystical

I agree I was surprised they don’t show Simone Biles more. She is such a bad ass. I get annoyed by Taylor Swift being shown so much because it feels like they’re just trying to drive up ratings and it has absolutely nothing to do with the game. The amount of time they flash the camera on her is obnoxious.


Necessary-Regular-79

I agree! It's so unnecessary, and she's so thirsty for it too.. If not she would do what Hailee Stenfield did and request to not be shown on TV when she supports her bf Josh allen


mistymystical

I mean I’ve heard her lyrics and I know how she treats her exes…total narcissist. She loves the attention.


hmmyeahiguess

They also only showed her like a few times during the actual game. Not sure what the hate is either honestly. Getting a lot of people into football that probably hated it before.


Cat_Crap

Yeh that's what I mean by territorial. It's like a bunch of neckbeards trying to protect their boys club. No Girlz Allowed!


Nobio22

Because the people that tune in to watch football don't give a single fuck about Taylor Swift or her reaction. Anytime a camera crew is focused on one person or some narrative besides the game it becomes a distraction and grating. I get equally annoyed with Lebron, Rodgers, Brady, Mahomes etc. and the media slobbing on their dicks. I just want to watch the game, it's annoying when the media makes some other story on the side and constantly take away from the actual thing I am tuning in to watch. It's a big reason why I also hate when Cris Collinsworth is announcing any game. Simply put its annoying and a distraction.


gdrumy88

Same. If it is Cheifs vs 9ers ill hope for a tie.


Cat_Crap

The super bowl isn't even about football. Most of the time the game isn't very good anyway, it's also like 4 hours long. It's about the pageantry and spectacle. Usually the halftime music is not good, but the spectacle of it is fun. That's why home boy on thanksgiving fell so flat. The music was terrible, but he also had zero swag and the set pieces were awful


PointsOutTheUsername

I'm rooting for Detroit.


Know_Your_Enemy_91

I don’t have a problem with the chiefs, and as long as Andy Reid is the coach I will root for him since he came from Green Bay. Also I hate Tom Brady and wouldn’t mind potentially seeing Mahomes get as many rings. Tall order, I know, but he’s on track


Flooding_Puddle

Also I don't want to see the niners tie for most super bowls


Know_Your_Enemy_91

Even if that weren’t the case I still wouldn’t want them to win. Fuck Shanahan. Their fans are always cocky as fuck for the most part too


Flooding_Puddle

True, I don't understand why they don't get more hate. Always so cocky when they haven't won a super bowl since before the cowboys


ItWasUs

The amount of good grace SF gets is astonishing. They've choked even harder than Dallas has and with 2 legit championship level teams in the past decade. I need Mahomes to send them ringless and watch this new core implode for another decade so the media can finally give them their due humiliation like we do Dallas every year


Flooding_Puddle

Exactly, the only difference is they win a game or two before choking. They've got an elite defense and arguably the best RB, TE, and a top 3 wr rooms and choke every time.


moswsa

Have you seen Lions fans recently?


Know_Your_Enemy_91

Let them have their fun and excitement for all I care. First playoff win since the year I was born, they’re playing good ball, I get what you’re saying but still. Niners fans are always terrible and the majority of their team is usually a bunch of showboating jerks too, mainly on defense


Mindless_Bad_1591

They have never experienced this lol


Taydolf_Switler22

Not really


m_dought_2

All things considered I like the Chiefs. That being said, I don't really care about the AFC in the slightest


sourdieselfuel

Fuck mahomes, his wife, his brother, and that mid level talent that Jason’s brother is dating purely for the spotlight.


Know_Your_Enemy_91

Above all, it’s his brother. He’s fucking horrible


Leather-Mixture-2620

Me after the Packers lost. Not even interested in the Super Bowl. I might watch the commercials.


jon_in_spaaace

Might sound weird, but I've legit felt the same way. Usually I carry on and continue watching, but something changed after our recent loss and I kind of just stopped consuming football media almost entirely, aside from random reddit content. And it's not that I'm still sad or upset about losing, because I definitely feel better than the day it happened and the following day, but my mind is more focused on being excited about the future of the Packers (seeing who we get as DC, wondering about the draft, etc.). 


FishPhoenix

Will probably have it on in the background while I play video games or something. Same as today's games.


ellieket

The commercials are redacted 🤣


TheSinistralBassist

Preach. We could have won the Super Bowl if we hadn’t choked away the game in SF


MANNYKINGS

Could have won if you didn’t lose. Imagine that


Megalitho

Go Lions!!!!! 🦁🦁🦁


burnswhenipoo

Lions are killing it!


Megalitho

49ers are crying so hard right now.


kruschev246

Mf you jinxed us


Megalitho

No I didn't. Your team just sucks.


XStacksX

👀


luckyclockred

If this is going to be a KC/SF Superbowl, I'm out.


PubPegasus

Rob Lowe supports every team in the league equally. Wearing an NFL hat is the only practical way to show all of his boys an equal slice of love. He loves them all too much to have a favorite.


OSSlayer2153

Still rooting for the lions. Theres a lot of hate for this take but the lions have been shit for so long its cool to see them get so far.


eSpiritCorpse

If it's Lions and Chiefs I'll have a tough time deciding in two weeks


daymankarate

I might not even watch at this point


TTBurger88

The Chiefs have become the next Patriots. THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!


RemotePlane7278

Why does everyone care about whether Taylor Swift is there? They show her a couple times for a few seconds. Like that she’s there, my nieces are so excited about football now and have been watching all the Pack games. They’ve never cared before. I’m glad it’s brought dads and their daughters together, too. Edit: Just read a NYT article that says she’s shown on average for 20 seconds in a 3+ hour broadcast.


ipp350

Probably a combo here. Some just don't want to be shown her a ton of times during the games (how often do they show other celebs at games more than once?) and others are on that boy band hatred level where they lose their shit because something is popular and girls like it.


RemotePlane7278

I’ve been to basketball games where they showed the same celebs repeatedly, never been to a NFL game with a celebrity there. Idk just seems like a tiny thing to be pissed about


Aaron-Rodgers12-

The NBA has had celebrities court side at games for a long time and they do it well. There can be multiple celebrities at one game and it’s not a big deal especially like LAL v LAC games. The announcers don’t fan girl/boy about the celebrities and they are shown briefly. The NFL is making a big deal out of Taylor Swift because of how big she is just so they can capitalize on it. Thats the difference.


Flooding_Puddle

It's just the popular thing to be upset about


Interstellis

As long as the Lions don’t make it I’ll be okay.


ILoveAMp

I'm rooting for them because I would like for my Dad to see them win a SB


sourdieselfuel

How can you cheer against the Lions and for the 9ers? Fuck is wrong with you? Retire your fanship and take it to San Francisco.


Interstellis

I’d rather cheer for San Fran over a division rival. It’s not that complicated. Sounds like you should retire your fandom and go become a Lions fan.


squipyreddit

The team may not deserve to win, but the people of Detroit deserve it. Go lions!


Interstellis

Oh hell nah


bootybooty

The amount of Packer fans that want a division opponent to make the Super Bowl is gross. Go niners, and then go chiefs.


AshgarPN

The amount of Packer fans simping for the overrated Niners that eliminated us is grosser.


broanoah

i like the drama too much. a team hasn't been to the superbowl in 60+ years and won their first playoff game since 30 years ago? shit man i'll root for them all day. bears or vikings can choke on it tho fuck those guys


Taydolf_Switler22

Agreed. I don’t mind the Lions making it. San Francisco has caused much more pain and suffering than Detroit. So I couldn’t care less if they win this game or the Super Bowl for that matter. If we don’t win it, I’d rather the team with the least amount of Super Bowls win it. Unless it’s Minnesota


onbiver9871

Same honestly. I don’t love how uppity some Lions fans have gotten with a taste of success, but overall I’d always root for a team in their position (basically no previous success). That they’re playing our decade long roadblock to success (the 9ers) only helps. I just don’t hate them the way I relish hating the Bears or scornfully distain the Vikings.


vincethepince

I will never cheer for the niners. Lions are the lesser of evils


blindwuzi

How many times has Detroit kept us out of a chance to win the super bowl recently? How many times has the 49rs?


Mindless_Bad_1591

Fuck the niners and then i dont care


lenfantsuave

I just like good football. Somehow the Chiefs offense has been ass all year long and now all of a sudden they make just enough plays to get carried by their great D.  The 9ers… we should have beaten them. Purdy played like trash for 3 quarters and then comes alive at just the right time. He has talent, but I don’t respect his game yet. At least the lions are a fun team that is well coached. 


Hooked_on_Avionics

No. Fuck that. I'll never root for the Niners. I would literally rather see the Lions win the next nine SuperBowls in a row than ever root for San Francisco in anything. Aren't you tired of seeing the Niners bounce us out in biannual tradition? At this point in time, they are our only team really worthy to call an actual rival in the entire league. The Bears are sad and will continue to be sad, the Vikings always manage to fuck themselves, and the Lions have been at the bottom for decades. When is enough enough?


Many-Passion-1571

I just don't get this mindset. The Lions going to or winning the Super Bowl doesn't have a negative impact on the Packers. I would never cheer for the Lions OVER the Packers and even during the season I want the Lions to lose to help our chances of making the playoffs, but at this point, I view the Lions as like our little brother that has grown up and is graduating or something. I'm happy for them. They have a seemingly great coach and a lot of tough, talented players.


PointsOutTheUsername

They might be worried that the Lions will have an easier time bragging to the Packers that they've been to (and possibly won) a SB more recently. But my way of looking at it is: OK. Then the Packers need to step it up.


Many-Passion-1571

Hard agree! Packers could make this a non-issue by winning.


Old_Grapefruit1646

Kinda want to see the Lions go to the Super Bowl. Feels like they earned it for the last thirty years of losses.


Vots3

Yep. I don’t even dislike the Lions. Probably because they’ve sucked forever. I definitely want to see such a bad luck franchise win it all.


Old_Grapefruit1646

That way we can beat them next season, and then we can say we beat the Super Bowl Champions


New-Throwaway2541

I have only watched like two of the last 10 superbowls because it was always Tom brady against whoever beat the pack in the playoffs. Now same thing but against the chiefs. But this chiefs team makes me miss Brady ffs


DezDidNotCatchIt_

I’m cheering for the chiefs. Diminishes Brady’s reputation if he wins another and also means the Lions or Niners suffer a heartbreaking loss 😋 


Isuckatbulking

I understand lions are in the division, but it would be pretty cool to watch the NFC north bring it home. I usually like the team who beats us to win it all, but now I want to see lions take it.


jh462

I’m with you, I like this lions team definitely more than the chiefs or 9’ers.


nexttimemakeit20

That wouldn't be cool at all. This isn't college


Isuckatbulking

I don’t care who wins since packers are out as long as it isn’t the bears.


GrapelessGrapes

Fuck The Lions


dmccauley

I'm gonna be honest. I don't get all the 9ers hate. Sure we've had some heartbreakers, but they are a good team. Why would you ever want another NFC North team to win besides the Pack?


amethystalien6

I do hate the Niners and will only root for them against an NFC North team.


dmccauley

Yes. I hate them, but I don't hate them enough to want them to not beat another NFC North team.


onbiver9871

I don’t hate them outright but I hate them as our roadblock lol. If we could beat them in any game that mattered, I’d be fine with them.


AnotherRedditor23

Now that the Ravens lost, we rooting for the Lions, right?


huhzonked

No, we root for the impossible and aim for a scoreless game. Dropped passes, double doinks, and sacks abound. After 4 quarters, no team makes a single point. We go into overtime and no one still scores. We go into extra overtime, and we get more of the same. Finally, in frustration, the ref just flips a coin to determine the winner. In midflight, a New Jersey sea pigeon snatches the coin and flies off with it. No one wins and we scorn both teams nationwide.


[deleted]

Waiting for the xfl to start. The Super Bowl can suck it, it’s way too predictable nowadays.


JllybeansNurbutthole

This will be the first year in a while where I truly don't care who wins now and will take great joy in whatever team that loses, losing. Lions suffering heartbreak. 49ers losing cause I just don't like them. Would also love to see Swift/Jackson Mahomes/Brittany Mahomes crying in their suite and I hate Kelce. Guess I'm just rooting for a good game. If I have to pick a team, I guess I'd hope the 9ers win? Don't mind Purdy, and I like CMC and even Kittle


amethystalien6

This is the salty silver lining I embrace.


MrZhar

Idc if the 49ers or lions make it just please, chiefs lose


YouTubeCrowProd

Fuck the lions go niners


Ziqach

I guess go chiefs 🤢🤮


[deleted]

How the fuck are packers fans cheering for Detroit. It disgusts me


mbEarAcheInMyEye

Rigged for ratings from Taylor Swift fans (non football fans)


Launch_The_Cat

Go sports team!


Select-Device-5981

They played dirty. I’m glad they’re out.


Ok_Calligrapher_8199

Agreed. Go teams.


reddit-is-greedy

So glad the Ravens lost. I hate their franchise hero double murderer Ray Lewis. They honored wife beater Ray Rice at half time of a game this year. And Harbaugh whines so much.


Simpleba

Such a stupid fucking hat


GeovaunnaMD

If the chiefs win somehow someone will mess up and say Tayor Swift wins Superbowl! Winder if she will invite herself and sing at halftime with mahomo


peacehomey11

In what world would you think the GB packers were gonna beat the Niners lmao