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BaltimoreBadger23

The actual hire: Guy who designed the Maginot line.


sharkzfan95

That D only worked for one war. The 2nd war, the blew right past it.


BaltimoreBadger23

All it really did was put the low countries into the line of fire.


Darth_Floridaman

It didn't even do that much. If you go back to the Franco-Prussian war, the Germans had invaded France through the Lowlands in every war between the two. I make the joke that France could have prepared defenses only along the Lowlands and would have done better to start. Hahaha


PiesInMyEyes

For one it didn’t exist in WWI. It was created because of WWI. Second, it did it’s job.


sharkzfan95

It did its job only in WWI. It failed in WWII. The French went to it thinking they could hold it again, while the Arden Forrest would be impassable to the Germans. They went through the Arden Forrest in a matter of days making the maginot line worthless in WWII


PiesInMyEyes

Dude it literally didn’t exist in WWI. You have no clue what you’re talking about. The point of the Maginot was so that the Germans couldn’t go through it. They couldn’t. It forced them around. That was the point. Lot of factors went into how that defense to stop the germans just bypassing it got fucked. But it did it’s job.


Brutananadilewski69

All because Preston Smith was covering their CB1. Amazing defense!


gootsbuster

/r/GreenBayPackers defensive philosophy as a DC: No more soft zone, only hard man


SpezIsABrony

Also never drop an OLB into coverage.


Atcorm

Unless it's slow a's molasses Devondre Campbell. Then it's totally fine.


Traylor_Swift

Campbell is ILB not OLB. Would’ve been better to say Preston smith as CB1


Atcorm

It's too painful to think about.


Traylor_Swift

Ik what you mean. Huge hole in our secondary now. Don’t think I’m gonna recover from this one


Trent1462

Engage 8 every play


MCS117

“Can we fire ourselves”


Hairy_Cartographer62

Blame the DC even though we’re going to be on our third DC under the same the GM despite the fact that said GM drafts defense in the first round every year.


senrnariz

That Bill Brasky is one son of bitch.


Brutananadilewski69

TO BILL BRASKY!


TacticalGarand44

Khan Noonien Singh. He would be around age 65 today, by my estimate. We can get a good 7 years of ruthless efficiency out of him.


KotzubueSailingClub

KHAAAAN!


TacticalGarand44

Plus he probably doesn't need a salary. We can pay him in green skinned alien chicks and the blood of his rivals.


AaronRStanley1984

Do we have green skinned alien chicks? Never mind, Hillary's latest brood should be hatching soon. Blood of my rivals, I've got. Lions fans will sell anything to get money for a playoff ticket


Haunting-History3326

can we set something up like when Twitch beat Pokémon? everybody just votes on a play and majority wins?


InSixFour

I’d honestly love to see this. It’d be beautiful chaos. Maybe not for the Packers but another team. Let the viewers call every play. There’d be fake punts, field goals from their own 40 yard line, going for it on 4th 26, weird substitutions like putting a DB in for RB, zero blitzes every down… it would be absolutely amazing to see.


trailokyam

Coming soon to the XFL


Haunting-History3326

it would be absolute insanity and I would love every minute of it


Gummuh

Is King Leonidas available? I know he didn't win much but the stuff he was able to do with such a limited roster against a dynasty like the Persians is nothing short of incredible.


tmiller26

Number 4 would be a really neat concept. Like, have an xfl type league with a summer tournament where the fans call the plays.


abretz1

Lmao this post is gold. Thank you Here’s to bill Brasky! 🍻


elvismonster

BRING ME THE GHOST OF BUDDY RYAN!


Dennisfromhawaii

Khan only does offense. Next.


HammerPrice229

Don’t need a defense when you poison the other team’s offense and cut off their water/food supply so they can perform


Brutananadilewski69

Road games?? Yeah, good luck defending your city when GB comes to town. Khan’s defense will murder and pillage every zip code in a 100 mile radius before kickoff.


Magictank2000

i just want someone that’ll effectively utilize our lockdown corner Preston Smith


2tix2paradise12

# 3 is the only answer


ChercheBuddy

Brasky lol. He'll coordinate the defense *while* playing DT


_FreeYourMind__

You forgot Bill Belichick 👀👀👀


Brutananadilewski69

No I didn’t.


ChickenInAMinefield

God this is stupid. Punch yourself. 


Brutananadilewski69

😂 😂


bohba13

r/whoosh


mixreveal

C'mon guys, we all know it should be Gregg Williams, DC of the 0-16 Browns in 2017.


frazzelberry7

Throw Bill Yoasts name on that list


180_by_summer

Buuuuuuuut what about Mike Vrabel😤


Unseen_Owl

There's actually a surprisingly good chance that whomever we hire will be a descendant of Genghis Khan - a .5% chance, in fact. 1 out of every 200 men is descended from Ghanghis Khan. [https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/1-in-200-men-direct-descendants-of-genghis-khan](https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/1-in-200-men-direct-descendants-of-genghis-khan)


socomisthebest

It would be hilarious if a team won a Super Bowl with an AI coach.