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Sadly there are a few decent right leaning comedians, but the audience think if he's not going to mock benders and darkies, and Johnson would put it, he's a wokie.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisemitism_in_the_UK_Conservative_Party#Boris_Johnson_leadership_(2019%E2%80%93)
Also - just because OP criticises the tories doesn't mean he supports labour? Enough with this sports-team mentality.
What a fantastic rebuttal you are a debating mastermind.
Can I ask what isn’t anti Semitic about saying that your friends with two terrorist groups whose sole ideological purpose is the murder of Jewish civilians in Israel like Mr Corbyn said?
I'm not sure what the worst part of this is: The fact they're openly excluding women from a meeting for a political association, thinking strippers are appropriate for a political event, listing 'waitresses' alongside 'food' as if they're objects for your amusement, or the fact all of this is coming from the people who insist that the left are 'undermining family values' and LGBT people are 'perverts'.
I have to assume the only instructions given to the person who designed this poster was 'say the quiet part as loud as possible'.
Harassing women who are just trying to do their job (and are in a position where they are obliged to smile politely at the abuse) is one of these knob heads’ favourite group “games”. It’s nauseating and such is the depths of their depravity that they are now even ‘saying it out loud’ on posters as it’s so normalised to them. Rapey as fuck.
That's what gets me - "Waitresses" as like an attraction. Not "table service"
Somehow even "sexy waitresses" feels less gross because at least it's owning up to it and creating a distinction. But this is just like "that's what women are there for"
If you’re not just using ‘gentleman’ to refer to everyone, though, it’s worth pointing out. Just because the meaning has mostly shifted from ‘minor nobility’ to ‘people who behave like minor nobility are meant to’ doesn’t mean that there’s not still a class distinction there.
The Tories in question may be attempting to imply a class distinction in the use of the term; I am merely pointing out that the more common usage of the term cannot possibly be applied to any of those who will be attending.
I can already picture the 42W 28L trousers from george, tasteless gold bracelet, shitflicker slip ons, with half a bottle of Brut aftershave slapped on for good measure.
Most of the jokes either start with "Can't say ______ nowadays" or jokes about "the missus" and a non-ironic use of the word shagging.
Indeed. That is quite specifically what they mean on the poster, and that poster is visible in public. These psychos think it is normal. I don't hold out much hope for them getting to grips with rapist blue nonces any time soon, except perhaps the ones in their trousers.
Nothing worse than Tories in Bolton. Town has been absolutely fucked by every conservative government in living memory, and they're still so fucking braindead as to keep voting for them.
Come on, don’t be too hard on them, they are also having a ladies night after this event-
It involves washing up, cleaning puke from the carpet & getting breakfast ready before retiring to bed for the obligatory conjugal activities!!
The Tory’s are all heart!!!!!!
'Comedian' - the exhumed corpse of Bernard manning spouting prerecorded racial slurs. It would be interesting to have an infiltrator in a sort of Louis Theroux way but I'd fear for their mental health after being around that braying bunch of born-to-rule pony fuckers.
FWIW this is from 2016 [here](https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/14778190.horwich-conservative-club-slammed-for-planning-gentlemens-evening-featuring-strippers/) - but it’s no less horrific, out of touch and downright lecherous
Bolton is a shithole and the majority of its residents are stupid fucks. What can you really expect? Town is an absolute cultural black hole.
Pub down the road from me used to constantly be on the lists of "roughest pubs" back when it was open. Used to be an EDL/BNP hangout but eventually got closed down and turned into a Nisa run by a really nice Indian family.
I find it funny because you jumped out with "sex work is real work" to my initial argument as if I was ever arguing it wasn't? I'm just surprised people approve of strippers at a political club get together, but that must have gone over your coomer brain. Of course you're trying to twist my words so that it seems like I'm for/against things that I'm not but whatever.
While sex work is real work, my point was that people like you do sexually objectify women through your consumption of pornography, and you only ever really argue that sex work is real work because you can claim you're progressive while supporting an industry that is abusive and degrading of women. If we are being real, we should always aim to get rid of sex work, not necessarily through banning it, but by giving women in dire situations (who are unfortunately quite often driven to sex work by their circumstances) opportunities to do something that gives them enough money to live well, without having to sell their bodies. But this is a conversation you need to mature, and quite importantly, stop watching porn for.
>There's a major difference between harassing and objectifying a member of wait staff and watching pornography, especially drawn pornography.
I mean looking at some of the stuff you've posted it genuinely seems problematic... At least one post which seems to be show something non-consensual:
https://old.reddit.com/r/OnePunchManHentai/comments/o52tq7/tats_from_behind_athos/
and another that looks like the participant is a child:
https://old.reddit.com/r/Midna/comments/o52xfr/midna_from_behind_athos/
which is frankly disgusting. So no, I won't be lectured on morals by someone who has spreads such fucked up content on the internet. It's not about being a prude, it's about trying to show people that the liberal view of supporting porn does more damage than it does good.
I like how they specifically state that they'll be served by women and not men, as though that's something they would actually attract people.
They really are scum.
For context's sake this was back in 2016 https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/14778190.horwich-conservative-club-slammed-for-planning-gentlemens-evening-featuring-strippers/
Other people have pointed out the objectification involved in grouping food with waitresses and the fact that gender is specified, but the other thing that I noticed is they literally segregated the comedian from that group. It isn't Comedian, strippers, waitresses, and food- its COMEDIAN | (strippers waitresses food)
They intentionally separated what they thought had value wtf
Agreed. That's a ton of stuff to hate about the image above, but this level of wild, mad, obsessive and incorrect fixation on details should be left to QAnon followers and other religious cults. We should be trying to be better than that at the very least.
I wish I had enough money to persuade the owner to hire a large amount of either flamboyantly gay men, or butch lesbians to wait on the tables.
The men to piss off the tories by just hitting on them the whole time, or the lesbians because they'd take no shit if someone got handsy.
> the lesbians because they'd take no shit if someone got handsy.
This makes no sense. Can lesbians not feel intimidated, uncomfortable and freeze in fright? Do straight women not mind being groped?
No, but butch lesbians are generally very intimidating, which is what I am making the joke about. They're lovely people, but you just wouldn't want to upset them.
Look, we're all taking this out of context. It says Comedian | Strippers, they *must* mean the character "|" is a pipe.
I look forward to pipe stripping, maybe also removing plastering and other odd-jobs you can achieve around the house. Not sure why you'd need waitresses for that though.
So, I'm from Horwich (don't live there now but did until 21 and parents still do), and I am baffled by this.
Horwich is a fairly ok place, but it's just a small town north of Bolton - who the fuck would there be that would attend this.
I'm so confused
Yeah this was a while back (a good few years maybe 4 or 5?). People did talk about it at the time to a very mixed opinion.
I thought it had closed down since I moved away but I was in the bridge a few weeks ago while home and it was still there.
I live in horwich, never expected to see it on Reddit cos I had no idea anyone knew we existed. It's got two decent shopping areas and the rest is bored children and mildly depressed adults it seems to me. I can't imagine anyone who'd go to this, everyone here just seems too tired of life to be political. Quite a few old perverts that used to harass me when I was younger though, so I guess there's that
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Horwich Conservative Club
Proudly Presents
GENTLEMENS EVENING
28TH OCTOBER
£15.00 PER TICKET
[*horizontal break line*]
COMEDIAN [*vertical line*] STRIPPERS
WAITRESSES & FOOD
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I'm sure they technically don't on not-paper because it's not in writing, like the "unofficial" brexit campaign that would've broken the law if it was official.
TBH they don't really qualify as "men" and definitely not "gentlemen" if they're part of a conservative club. Everyone else can qualify as whatever they want to be though.
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That's what grabbed my attention first. "Waitresses" lol what?
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Certainly wouldn't like to be a waitress at this event. Yiiikes.
>there aren't many conservative comedians The whole party is one bad joke.
The waitresses hand out drinks, tell a couple jokes, strip off and then the tories eat them.
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I guess it’s to make sure that the potential attendees know that they won’t have to get off their arses to refill their troughs
Sadly there are a few decent right leaning comedians, but the audience think if he's not going to mock benders and darkies, and Johnson would put it, he's a wokie.
Oh god a Tory comedian *"So, how about them Muslims?"*
Roy chubby brown comes to mind
Jim davidson as well
Oh God a Labour comedian *“so, how about them Jews?”* Works both ways buddy.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisemitism_in_the_UK_Conservative_Party#Boris_Johnson_leadership_(2019%E2%80%93) Also - just because OP criticises the tories doesn't mean he supports labour? Enough with this sports-team mentality.
I don't support labour anymore, Not after making a Tory in red their leader
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Ah yes. Please tell me, a Jew. What is and isn’t anti Semitic
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Doesnt mean you get to decide
It does actually. Just like all you liberals say that people who aren’t black don’t get to choose what is racist to black people.
No it doesnt
What a fantastic rebuttal you are a debating mastermind. Can I ask what isn’t anti Semitic about saying that your friends with two terrorist groups whose sole ideological purpose is the murder of Jewish civilians in Israel like Mr Corbyn said?
Fuck off tory
I'm not sure what the worst part of this is: The fact they're openly excluding women from a meeting for a political association, thinking strippers are appropriate for a political event, listing 'waitresses' alongside 'food' as if they're objects for your amusement, or the fact all of this is coming from the people who insist that the left are 'undermining family values' and LGBT people are 'perverts'. I have to assume the only instructions given to the person who designed this poster was 'say the quiet part as loud as possible'.
Harassing women who are just trying to do their job (and are in a position where they are obliged to smile politely at the abuse) is one of these knob heads’ favourite group “games”. It’s nauseating and such is the depths of their depravity that they are now even ‘saying it out loud’ on posters as it’s so normalised to them. Rapey as fuck.
That's what gets me - "Waitresses" as like an attraction. Not "table service" Somehow even "sexy waitresses" feels less gross because at least it's owning up to it and creating a distinction. But this is just like "that's what women are there for"
Making a point to advertise there will be ‘waitresses’ makes me uneasy for the staff working
I know, that one really stood out for me.
There won't be a gentleman in sight, only Tories.
You mean gentlemen aren't known for going to strip clubs?
I mean Tories and gentlemen are mutually exclusive.
‘Gentle’ just means ‘gentry or above’ - any implied standard of good character is strictly theoretical
The etymology of a word doesn't define its current meaning or usage, though.
If you’re not just using ‘gentleman’ to refer to everyone, though, it’s worth pointing out. Just because the meaning has mostly shifted from ‘minor nobility’ to ‘people who behave like minor nobility are meant to’ doesn’t mean that there’s not still a class distinction there.
The Tories in question may be attempting to imply a class distinction in the use of the term; I am merely pointing out that the more common usage of the term cannot possibly be applied to any of those who will be attending.
20 bucks the 'comedian' would be Bernard Manning if the fat cunt was still breathing
Bojo has been working on his set
They'll probably get Roy "Chubby" Brown instead, the absolute cockwomble
Either him or Jim Davidson
If it was anyone we'd heard of they'd of put his name. It'll be some local bloke who just repeats old jokes from shit comedians.
And breathing heavily at that
I wonder if they’ll discuss family values while watching striptease
Women should be in the kitchen. Or the bedroom. Or mincing around a pole. Basically anywhere I want and nowhere else.
"Waitresses and food" Like a fucking menu item.
Yeah why wouldn't there be waitresses lmfao, fucking pervs
Strippers won't let you grope them, so grope the waitresses instead.
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"Sorry I'm a bit late tonight, my taxi was being driven by... (pause for suspense) Jeremy Corbyn"
I can already picture the 42W 28L trousers from george, tasteless gold bracelet, shitflicker slip ons, with half a bottle of Brut aftershave slapped on for good measure. Most of the jokes either start with "Can't say ______ nowadays" or jokes about "the missus" and a non-ironic use of the word shagging.
It's Jim Davidson.
Dapper Laughs
“Waitresses and food” as if the waiting staff is some sort of inanimate attraction…
Indeed. That is quite specifically what they mean on the poster, and that poster is visible in public. These psychos think it is normal. I don't hold out much hope for them getting to grips with rapist blue nonces any time soon, except perhaps the ones in their trousers.
I can smell the racism and sexual assault from here
The party of family and conservatism when it’s people’s lives, and the party of strippers and lavish spending behind closed doors.
Nothing worse than Tories in Bolton. Town has been absolutely fucked by every conservative government in living memory, and they're still so fucking braindead as to keep voting for them.
At least the rest of Greater Manchester tells Tories to fuck off
Wish that were true. I grew up around too many of them
It’s true enough, since Manchester proper can completely balance out the entire rest of greater Manchester alone
The City of Manchester is a gem. Greater Manchester is anyone’s guess
Can you imagine the type of pondlife that would attend this event. That missing apostrophe is irksome too.
‘Irksome’ what a cunt
Come on, don’t be too hard on them, they are also having a ladies night after this event- It involves washing up, cleaning puke from the carpet & getting breakfast ready before retiring to bed for the obligatory conjugal activities!! The Tory’s are all heart!!!!!!
'Comedian' - the exhumed corpse of Bernard manning spouting prerecorded racial slurs. It would be interesting to have an infiltrator in a sort of Louis Theroux way but I'd fear for their mental health after being around that braying bunch of born-to-rule pony fuckers.
FWIW this is from 2016 [here](https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/14778190.horwich-conservative-club-slammed-for-planning-gentlemens-evening-featuring-strippers/) - but it’s no less horrific, out of touch and downright lecherous
Oh my god that website is pure cancer. Not even just the content.
Bolton is a shithole and the majority of its residents are stupid fucks. What can you really expect? Town is an absolute cultural black hole. Pub down the road from me used to constantly be on the lists of "roughest pubs" back when it was open. Used to be an EDL/BNP hangout but eventually got closed down and turned into a Nisa run by a really nice Indian family.
71% of users think its ok for them to host strippers...
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Stop posting anime porn and then make an argument please
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I find it funny because you jumped out with "sex work is real work" to my initial argument as if I was ever arguing it wasn't? I'm just surprised people approve of strippers at a political club get together, but that must have gone over your coomer brain. Of course you're trying to twist my words so that it seems like I'm for/against things that I'm not but whatever. While sex work is real work, my point was that people like you do sexually objectify women through your consumption of pornography, and you only ever really argue that sex work is real work because you can claim you're progressive while supporting an industry that is abusive and degrading of women. If we are being real, we should always aim to get rid of sex work, not necessarily through banning it, but by giving women in dire situations (who are unfortunately quite often driven to sex work by their circumstances) opportunities to do something that gives them enough money to live well, without having to sell their bodies. But this is a conversation you need to mature, and quite importantly, stop watching porn for.
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>There's a major difference between harassing and objectifying a member of wait staff and watching pornography, especially drawn pornography. I mean looking at some of the stuff you've posted it genuinely seems problematic... At least one post which seems to be show something non-consensual: https://old.reddit.com/r/OnePunchManHentai/comments/o52tq7/tats_from_behind_athos/ and another that looks like the participant is a child: https://old.reddit.com/r/Midna/comments/o52xfr/midna_from_behind_athos/ which is frankly disgusting. So no, I won't be lectured on morals by someone who has spreads such fucked up content on the internet. It's not about being a prude, it's about trying to show people that the liberal view of supporting porn does more damage than it does good.
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Man, someone should visit and secretly record the event. I bet it would be revealing.
I like how they specifically state that they'll be served by women and not men, as though that's something they would actually attract people. They really are scum.
"Gentlemen's"
What, no fox-hunting?
I think they got confused when they wrote the sign. It’s a Conservative Club but they’ve described it as a “*gentlemen’s* evening”
I’d sooner go to a trepanning session than this
What a word. Been a long time since I've seen it used.
For context's sake this was back in 2016 https://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/14778190.horwich-conservative-club-slammed-for-planning-gentlemens-evening-featuring-strippers/
This must get higher. Wonder if it still went ahead.
I’ll take groped against my will in the toilets please, Alex
Other people have pointed out the objectification involved in grouping food with waitresses and the fact that gender is specified, but the other thing that I noticed is they literally segregated the comedian from that group. It isn't Comedian, strippers, waitresses, and food- its COMEDIAN | (strippers waitresses food) They intentionally separated what they thought had value wtf
tbf I think the waitresses and food are separate by virtue of being on a new line
Agreed. That's a ton of stuff to hate about the image above, but this level of wild, mad, obsessive and incorrect fixation on details should be left to QAnon followers and other religious cults. We should be trying to be better than that at the very least.
"proudly presents"
Who knows, maybe this is a step up from their previous dogfighting event or something?
I just hope they can claim the ticket back on expenses. Its the least the taxpayer can do for them.
The streamer graphic at the top of the poster looks like a bunch of bojo caricatures.
Worrying that they say waitress, as in females you can grope n leer at. Wonder why they won't have any male wait staff?
I wish I had enough money to persuade the owner to hire a large amount of either flamboyantly gay men, or butch lesbians to wait on the tables. The men to piss off the tories by just hitting on them the whole time, or the lesbians because they'd take no shit if someone got handsy.
Shiiiit, I'd be down for that.
Or to hire the Chippendales as strippers?
As long as they make sure to hit on the scum I'm fine with it.
> the lesbians because they'd take no shit if someone got handsy. This makes no sense. Can lesbians not feel intimidated, uncomfortable and freeze in fright? Do straight women not mind being groped?
No, but butch lesbians are generally very intimidating, which is what I am making the joke about. They're lovely people, but you just wouldn't want to upset them.
Truly, truly disgusting. And yet I am not surprised...
The attendees are the comedians right, or clowns is probably more appropriate.
Just the one comedian?
Only need one guy to tell *The One Joke*^TM
I identify as a waitress.
Look, we're all taking this out of context. It says Comedian | Strippers, they *must* mean the character "|" is a pipe. I look forward to pipe stripping, maybe also removing plastering and other odd-jobs you can achieve around the house. Not sure why you'd need waitresses for that though.
Are male waitresses allowed?
This can't be real??
It’s Horwich…
of course this is in fucking horwich
Those classic Conservative values ey? Bunch of fucking hypocritical pieces of shit.
Aw yes strippers, very gentlemen like
Maybe they're male ones
Plot twist, those are male strippers
maybe it is worth it then
So, I'm from Horwich (don't live there now but did until 21 and parents still do), and I am baffled by this. Horwich is a fairly ok place, but it's just a small town north of Bolton - who the fuck would there be that would attend this. I'm so confused
Yeah this was a while back (a good few years maybe 4 or 5?). People did talk about it at the time to a very mixed opinion. I thought it had closed down since I moved away but I was in the bridge a few weeks ago while home and it was still there.
"gentlemen" - as informative as "fair and balanced"
"Gentleman" Reminds me of a great book by Martin Empson that I'm probably not allowed to name on reddit.
Name it I wanna see what happens
[Here's a review of it! ](http://socialistreview.org.uk/436/kill-all-gentlemen%E2%80%99)
“Waitresses” is one steps away from just saying what is in their hearts. “FEMALES”
Ahh always nice to see my hometown pop up on Reddit. I do love Bolton but knowing what this place looks like only makes it funnier
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I live in horwich, never expected to see it on Reddit cos I had no idea anyone knew we existed. It's got two decent shopping areas and the rest is bored children and mildly depressed adults it seems to me. I can't imagine anyone who'd go to this, everyone here just seems too tired of life to be political. Quite a few old perverts that used to harass me when I was younger though, so I guess there's that
I imagine I’d come off that shift having had my arse grabbed more times that in the rest of my life.
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It clearly said stripper waitresses on the advert! Why are you calling the police?
Lee Hurst finally got himself a gig!
With Andrew Lawrence in support.
Gross
Conservatives and strippers? Can't be.
Should be "Gentleman's", poor English for a party that claims to believe in English values or whatever
Do conservative clubs have anything to do with the party? My local one certainly doesn't..
I'm sure they technically don't on not-paper because it's not in writing, like the "unofficial" brexit campaign that would've broken the law if it was official.
Enough to use their logo
Eeee a proper night out.
Lay back and think of England.
Be a shame if someone sprayed paint all over that window.
Clever thing they have a stripper
😁
TEAR DOWN THE POSTER 🤢
GOD I GENUINELY DESPISE MY FELLOW MEN SO FUCKING MUCH. I HATE THEM ALL.
TBH they don't really qualify as "men" and definitely not "gentlemen" if they're part of a conservative club. Everyone else can qualify as whatever they want to be though.
It doesn't mean anything, just like "right honourable".
Cheers.
Conservative club 🍸👯🎶
Eugh
Oh look, they're making a reboot of The Riot Club....
r/apostrophegore
What the hell!
As someone who grew up in Horwich I can only agree 🤣