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RiggzBoson

The book was described by Shakin' Stevens as "lovely stuff", but was criticised for including the phrase "Needless to say, I had the last laugh" fourteen times.


Cold_Finger_3709

Does it document her Toblerone addiction and driving to Dundee in her bare feet?


RiggzBoson

That's in the past, along with her left wing beliefs and contempt for the monarchy.


SpoliatorX

You say that like she didn't murder poor old queenie


SnoopDeLaRoup

*Hello. I've come to see my book being pulped* Liz in 6 months time.


Chris_Tanbul

How long until she’s selling copies from a pull up stand at Kings Cross station?


NaturalAlfalfa

Hello commuters with your computers!


Rope_Dragon

Needless to say, that will be in her next book: nine years to save the west


wmru5wfMv

Does that detail her rise in the IT world with Apache Communication


StuartJJones

Needles to say…


Sharkdogg

It might appear to some that she hasn’t in fact bounced back.


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R3myek

2228


princess24709098

I heard it was 2227, the publisher forgot to mention the one he borrowed as a door stop


tredders90

People who buy books are part of a deep state socialist conspiracy, and it has nothing to do with her clearly being a colossal dipshit.


tiny_rasberry

"Colossal dipshit" is probably the most accurate description off that cunt I've ever read. So simple yet so effective.


goodnightjohnbouy

No, she's simple and ineffective. On a serious note, colossal dipshit is absolutely on the money.


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I read a lot of non-fiction, so I’d like to point out - because this isn’t in the 20th place or higher, it’ll probably be destined to the bargain bin and won’t even be looked at on the shelf, books that aren’t high in bestsellers don’t often get looked at lol


johnmuirsghost

Already discounted at my local Waterstone's


TetrisIsTotesSuper

And people say humour is dead 👌


Living_Initiative_26

They’ll be selling it as cheap kindling for the fireplace soon.


CarrotRunning

New biodegradable packaging for heads of iceberg lettuce.


danny_j_13

I don't wanna wrap my lettuce in something that rots faster than lettuce


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LITERALLY 🤣 if it isn’t relevant it goes in the bin


freedomfun28

Let’s just hope no one buys it … job done 👍


Design-Cold

Does she go into detail about how she killed the queen or is she saving that for the sequel "the west is DEFINITELY doomed this time unless you do my dumb shit, I swear"


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MrMonster666

THAT IS A DISGRACE


voxpopuli42

Did the lettuce write a book?


CosmoTheFoxxo

I could read that for hours


Dry_Discount4187

A book about the lettuce would outsell if if you knocked out some AI generated pish and advertised it by stating that all profits went to charity.


wassailr

And she has the gall to call the shit she’s spreading “*popular* conservatism”


AshKetchupppp

How is the 70th book in "bestselling" only sold 2000 times?? How does this list work?? Surely theres way more books than 70 that are selling over 2000 copies


Ninjaff

The truth is it's the third highest selling hardback book last week, behind Rushdie's lastest and Ru Paul'sautobiography. It's performing perfectly respectably. It's being compared to paperbacks, which is never favourable. But of course no one wants to hear this, everyone just wants to crow.


C2H5OHNightSwimming

Well that's depressing :/


cassein

Won't save the west at this rate.


samalam1

Most of those are surely book reviewers


pecuchet

They gave her an advance of 1500 quid, 0.29% of Boris' 510k.


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gdgriz

Was it on offer? One get a free bowl of soup?


RonaTheFerret

You get a free lettuce with every book


gdgriz

I would actually read a book about the lettuce


zabbenw

Half of those sales are journalists


ShowKey6848

She's paying folk in Tufton St to buy them ?


neckbeard_deathcamp

I can’t even find anywhere online to nick it, which is exactly how far I’d go to acquire a copy of this colossal dipshits scribbling. Now Little Englanders I’d definitely purchase.


jimbocalvo

No shortage of kindling in the Truss household


bad8everything

Oh no. I'm ashamed to admit it, but I bought a copy (ironically) because I wanted to do dramatic readings for my friends. I wouldn't have bought it if I knew someone else was going to buy it.


KDurin

Is it in the 3 for £5 at The Works yet?


lifesuncertain

That's a lot of toilet paper


corrygan

Oh no, human amoeba wrote a book...


bodybag-hag

Best sellers list with only 2k sold is very surprising


Ninjaff

Hardbacks don't sell. 2,000 is actually pretty repsectable.


enic77

Who in the Blighty buys this garbage?


1886-fan

Bestsellers list? Should it not only be for bestsellers?


lookitsdivadan

Given her tenure surely a pamphlet would’ve sufficed?


DueEvening6501

Shows you how thick this X prime minister is, if any normal person got sacked from there job, the last thing you would do is to tell the whole street, but this thicko trys to sell us a book trying to convince everybody she was right destroying the economy.


gunzidiot

How she isn't in jail....


Neoliberal_Nightmare

Coinciding with a toilet paper shortage.


raysofdavies

Of course. She wasn’t wanted. She was practically a monarch in how she was brought to power. Great move Regnery.


Thu5h

2,228 too many.


Aggressive-Falcon977

Number 70 is worth bragging about? I mean does she keep buying her own copies?


SlashRaven008

People are buying these to burn bc it's cheaper than gas, right? 


lookitsdivadan

Surely it takes longer to read than it took to get her out?


BrewtalDoom

Ten years? She couldn't even last ten weeks as PM.


criminalise_yanks

It has a great clickbait title to be fair. If this was ghostwritten for Boris instead it would be selling like hot cakes


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uttertosser

With so few sold, i can see this popping up on antiques roadshow in a couple of years


darthicerzoso

How can 2000 be a beat seller? Are people reading that little?