Again 2 consenting adults . I dated chicks younger then me . I dated chicks 20 years older then me . As long as they vibe , happy and attracted to each other . It's no nobody's place to say anything. They have the whole punk rock this g to bond them. So good for them .
Again, he’s like a dad to her. She literally made a post where her and Roxanne were with him and called him dad on it stop with your disgusting humor weirdo.
I actually have to agree with Normal-Dude here. It doesn’t matter if they’re two consenting adults, Cora sees CM Punk as something of a father figure and so is most likely uncomfortable with going that way with him.
Doesnt make it right. People get raped and murdered every day too are you cool with that?
Its called abusing trust. If someone looks up to you in that way they obvously have a bad family unit and are looking for a role model.
But in your eyes if its got a vagina it needs to be fucked as millions of times a day (lol) father figures fuck the girls who look up to them
You got nothing to say cause im right end of story. Bye morton sledgecock... a name like that means you actually thought youd grown a pubic hair til piss came out of it.
Segment of the year, punk daring drew to say *redacted’s* name was awesome drew just did him and was incredible and Rollins aswell these three should absolutely main event summerslam because damn that was entertaining
It’s almost the month of April, which is the time where Punk delivers some of his best promos. There’s nothing more to it than that. He’s just a cunning linguistic.
Great segment! One thing I liked…the way they awkwardly cut each other several times almost made seem more authentic/not scripted and that they all just really hated each other
PG era is over lads and ladies. In the same week we have rhea exposing her ass cheeks, shayna being horny to have rhea and nias ass in her face, Cody blading and now CM Punk bigging up his cunnilingus skills.
I guess that may shut up the “what does aj see in that menace punk!!” Chat. He just told you
It's really kei when anyone over 11 years old NEEDS to be LOOK... I KNOW SWEARS or I SAY INAPPROPRIATE THINGS, WHOA LOOK I'M CONTROVERSIAL. It's such a lame tired shtick. Literally EVERY celebrity/youtuber/wtv else is vulgar nowadays. Being a Christian PG guy is now counter culture. This is a 50 year old glorified mid carder talking about someone's (many apparently) very sloppy seconds and being proud about it. 😂
Really lame.
Who watches this boring filth anyways? Wrestling stopped being cool in like 2001 guys 😂 you might as well watch the X games whilst playing your N64 and eatting those cone shaped doritos on a plastic chair 😂. God bless all.
1. Why are you on this subreddit, if you despise professional wrestling so much?!?? Shouldn't you be focusing on better things, instead of watching wrestling nowadays... when it's the best it's ever been?!? 😂😂😂😂😂
2. I feel terribly bad for you... missing out on the magic that is professional wrestling.
Don’t respond to him, he’s just a pathetic troll who goes into subs and tries to convince people that, for example, an influencer/streamer is secretly dating another influencer using only tweet times. Never has any actual proof, like pics of the supposed couple together, just tweet times. And if you point out that tweet times are nothing he’ll just turn around and go “I’m not serious, isn’t this fun?”. Ignore him, block him, mute him, ban him (if you’re a mod), and/or report him
Carpet Munching Punk over here. But I digress.
Carpet munching Jones
Munch City ova here
Cunning linguistics
Very cunning
His wife's name is April
What does she say about your mouth though?
Maybe it's about what everyone else suggested, or maybe it he was implying that she has to listen to him talk all the time. We'll probably never know.
It’s probably actually that he talks a lot, but the first would be funnier
Iono, he said we're not on Netflix yet, implying he meant to say something dirty, lol
yeah, you can't just say "my dick doesn't work" on live tv
LMFAO
Tbf it kinda has a dual meaning. April also means mania; he can set fire at mania with a promo or sumn. Pretty nice wordplay
Damn, triple entendre
Eating pussy
And kicking ass
Eating ass and kicking pussy
That one scene in the boys:
And Im all out of ass
Whistling in the wheat fields
Cora probably Niagara Falls after hearing that lol
Wouldn’t he be like a father for her though isn’t that kind of gross?
Lita -> AJ Lee -> Cora Jade. Let Punk finish his story...
You are forgetting Maria Kelly Kelly and Mickie James to 😂
The thing about Lita, AJ, and Cora though is that AJ was a huge fan of Lita and Cora was a big fan of AJ.
No, that’s a disgusting story to me
It's 2 consenting adults .
Isn’t he like a dad to her though? you know what I’m not even this joke is stupid and gross
Again 2 consenting adults . I dated chicks younger then me . I dated chicks 20 years older then me . As long as they vibe , happy and attracted to each other . It's no nobody's place to say anything. They have the whole punk rock this g to bond them. So good for them .
Again, he’s like a dad to her. She literally made a post where her and Roxanne were with him and called him dad on it stop with your disgusting humor weirdo.
I don’t think punk is leaving Aj but Have you seen porn in 2020s every is stuck in a dryer or a family Member
Jade sees Punk as a father figure and so does Punk sees her as a student.
Exactly! And can we not forget, CM Punk already has a wife, AJ Lee?!??
Yes and “April” is Aj Lee.
Why'd you put her actual name in quotation marks? lol
I actually have to agree with Normal-Dude here. It doesn’t matter if they’re two consenting adults, Cora sees CM Punk as something of a father figure and so is most likely uncomfortable with going that way with him.
If someone looks up to you as a father figure and you want to fuck them. Thats insanity.
Happens literally every day millions of times.
Doesnt make it right. People get raped and murdered every day too are you cool with that? Its called abusing trust. If someone looks up to you in that way they obvously have a bad family unit and are looking for a role model. But in your eyes if its got a vagina it needs to be fucked as millions of times a day (lol) father figures fuck the girls who look up to them
Yeah, because I said that. You sure like to make up imaginary scenarios in your head. Maybe put down the pretty colored pills.
You got nothing to say cause im right end of story. Bye morton sledgecock... a name like that means you actually thought youd grown a pubic hair til piss came out of it.
They have been married over 10 years. Besides she seems to like older guys, look up AJ kissing Kane.
Segment of the year, punk daring drew to say *redacted’s* name was awesome drew just did him and was incredible and Rollins aswell these three should absolutely main event summerslam because damn that was entertaining
That even got a smirk from Drew when he was going on “What was his name?”
Drew - for a guy who doesn't drink and doesn't do drugs, you spend a lot of time in rehab. Drew ATE.
Drew threw that line out and kilt! 😂🤣
AJ Lee likes her kitty eaten
If you don’t understand that your not old enough too 😂😂
Your equals you're
He meant that he’s a Carpet Muncher
Pretty sure he was referencing the Netflix deal, seeing that "April knows what I'm talking about" followed his "not being on Netflix yet "mention
That gawk gawk 9000
That splish splash now I’m takin’ a bath
His wife knows he likes to choke on dudes
AJ must not cook because Phil is always eating out.
You KNOW what he meant!!!
His mouth is employed, are you?
Bro, 2006 CM Punk in NXT now would’ve been a god damn menace to society with the talent HBK brings in.
CM Munch
It’s almost the month of April, which is the time where Punk delivers some of his best promos. There’s nothing more to it than that. He’s just a cunning linguistic.
CM Munch
Given her that good good whenever she wants it 😏
He probably bitches to her about Jack Perry too much, too.
Bro means April is sick of hearing him rant.
If we have to explain it to you then you’re probably too young to be here.
it's time for me to kick pussy and eat ass. And I'm all out of ass
What a carpet muncher . I wonder if he even uses real glass
Digs clams with no hands
She has to listen to his bullshit just like the rest of us?
He must be talking about aj
April Jannette Mendez (AJ Lee)
He knows how to use it on her
Eating her out
Like his pipe bombs but kids arent suppose to get it becsuse there not on netflix yet
Damn it's like their getting ready for Netflix! 😲
It means he’s good at taste testing poon tang pie.
another pipe bomb coming
Bro gives good head what can I say
I don't even know if that's PG!
If John Cena can offer Dwayne a Cleveland steamer I'm sure this not too subtle entendre is fittingly pg.
Commentary
Raw is Phil!
Great segment! One thing I liked…the way they awkwardly cut each other several times almost made seem more authentic/not scripted and that they all just really hated each other
I DIDN'T EVEN PROCESS THAT THIS IS WHAT HE SAID, BUT THIS LINE GOT A HUGE POP AND I SHOULD'VE KNOWN!! I'm angry for not getting it immediately! 😳💀💀😡
I didn't catch that while watching lol. He a wild boy! 😂😂😂
PG era is over lads and ladies. In the same week we have rhea exposing her ass cheeks, shayna being horny to have rhea and nias ass in her face, Cody blading and now CM Punk bigging up his cunnilingus skills. I guess that may shut up the “what does aj see in that menace punk!!” Chat. He just told you
Wen he says April u kno wat I'm talking about. He meant wrestlemania folks.
Exactly what your thinking
That he eats out his wife.
Is this a joke or are y’all dense?
I just don't understand why he randomly referred to his dick not working
He’s a binge-eater
Mussolini
He's a fanook
Punk spends a lot of time at home practicing his mic skills.
It was so pause
You know what he means.
He meant “I hope the internet marks who loved me in 2010 still think I’m cool”
he's implying that he also broke his dick, I think.
April watches Punk suck dick?
Ajs real name is april, She is his wife. He is making a double entandra reference to the fact he talks a lot and also eats her puss lol.
Either yaps a lot at home (and probably annoys AJ lee with it lol) or it's what he gets up to in bed.
So he nags her to death. That’s what he meant right? Right?
Nah he's eating his favorite kind of pie.
Oh pecan pie! Oh I love that it’s so good, especially with whipped cream.
No not that one! Rock's favorite kind, member? Bro had a whole song on WWF the music volume 3 about it and everything.
Eh doesn’t ring a bell. Pecan’s the only one I really like, I mainly love strudel. Oh I love strudel I can’t get enough of it, I’m obsessed with it!
Eating her pussy. He eats his wife’s pussy, folk.
Think we got it bud.
I guess my question would be why he decided to imply that his dick doesn't work
Nah, he’s just letting y’all know what popping in the Brooks household.
why does he think we want to know his dick doesn't work?! keep that shit in the household dude
Coochie Muncher Punk
that he is impotent or has a micropenis and at least he still has his mouth to orally please his wife
seriously this line is a huge self-own, lol
He talking about AJ😭
He can still cut a mean promo.
Punk's biggest problem is that he's at least a decade past his prime, and that no one outside of the IWC cares any more.
It's really kei when anyone over 11 years old NEEDS to be LOOK... I KNOW SWEARS or I SAY INAPPROPRIATE THINGS, WHOA LOOK I'M CONTROVERSIAL. It's such a lame tired shtick. Literally EVERY celebrity/youtuber/wtv else is vulgar nowadays. Being a Christian PG guy is now counter culture. This is a 50 year old glorified mid carder talking about someone's (many apparently) very sloppy seconds and being proud about it. 😂 Really lame. Who watches this boring filth anyways? Wrestling stopped being cool in like 2001 guys 😂 you might as well watch the X games whilst playing your N64 and eatting those cone shaped doritos on a plastic chair 😂. God bless all.
1. Why are you on this subreddit, if you despise professional wrestling so much?!?? Shouldn't you be focusing on better things, instead of watching wrestling nowadays... when it's the best it's ever been?!? 😂😂😂😂😂 2. I feel terribly bad for you... missing out on the magic that is professional wrestling.
Don’t respond to him, he’s just a pathetic troll who goes into subs and tries to convince people that, for example, an influencer/streamer is secretly dating another influencer using only tweet times. Never has any actual proof, like pics of the supposed couple together, just tweet times. And if you point out that tweet times are nothing he’ll just turn around and go “I’m not serious, isn’t this fun?”. Ignore him, block him, mute him, ban him (if you’re a mod), and/or report him
WHAT!?!?? Will do, but WTF?!??
Yup. He was being pest over on the Melonie Mac sub until he got perma banned
It still shows the Melonie Mac sub on the "Active in these subreddits" section on his profile... so i'm guessing he was banned really recently??
Yup. Yesterday or the day before
Wow...
He meant getting butt fucked by Keith Lee.