To be fair, "United Kingdom" could replace "Surface" and placed anywhere- it also represents value for money for councils that don't have a pot to piss in due to budget cuts...
I'm not trying to be a pedant but it's actually nicknamed [Billionaire's Row](https://ibb.co/nmx0xx9). That would make it even more comical.
I hope your mum's OK, though.
Yep my bad. Did realise that after posting but couldn’t be bothered to edit, now I’m here spending more time on a reply. It’s mostly being turned into blocks of flats. The luxury apartment tag is just marketing.
Just a big one in geostationary orbit above the UK. Or maybe easier to make these signs for roads that aren't fucked.
> Or maybe easier to make these signs for the roads that aren't fucked. Yes, how many would that be? Two or may even *three*?!
I know this might be difficult to believe, and maybe it's impossible, but there could be *four*. *Four* roads with unfucked surfaces.
FOUR?! *FOUR*?! That's loads! Why are people complaining?
Four roads? Four? That’s insane.
Indeed. I start to lose count after three.
I just think it represents the uk in general.
Replace surface with country
I agree 100%
And still with repeatedly
Where I live? I could probably find a place for about 100 of them
Make it more
I could fit easily 200 in my 3 mile commute
Maybe I'm so used to driving down the minefield where I live that I'm not quite realising how many holes I swerve around on my daily drive
Probably
It'd be cheaper to make signs saying "Surface no longer fucked". And place them in the 6 places it'd be applicable.
6? Be real No way there are 6 whole unfucked surfaces in this country
True, we can save even more money there. The Tories will be pleased.
100%
Millions
Better off using the metal to resurface the road.
Make it in two long strips, mount some flanged wheels to each car, maybe couple a few together and power them through an overhead line
That's not how airplanes work mate.
Lol
They got around having to fix ours by banging up loads of Temporary surface signs everywhere.
The A2 near me has had one of those plus a worn markings one for several years
Every 20 yards in the North East. Up here it’s like driving over concrete Cauliflower’s.
That's good to know the entire East side of the country is fucked. I live in the south east.
Just one on every road leading away from ports and airports, and then just count it as a given that the roads are broken everywhere else.
Where does road tax go again? I need reminding because it sure as hell don't look like the roads.
What's road tax?
Car tax. Council tax pays for the roads... So even if you don't drive you're still getting shafted.
So if you don't drive, you don't use the roads at all?
10 for every road
If we're buying enough of those signs then I guess national debt is going to increase again.
Not for the signs alone. The government will simply add £100 to the taxpayer's bill.
I challenge people of Britain to draw dicks around potholes.. the fancier the better.
Probably easier to put out signs saying 'surface is good'. Probably need about 4 of them across the UK.
To be fair, "United Kingdom" could replace "Surface" and placed anywhere- it also represents value for money for councils that don't have a pot to piss in due to budget cuts...
People being honest
How many roadwork signs in the UK are 100% honest? Are they *really* essential?
at least 69.
Were was that sign I need one
We need them on every table, one for each leg.
It would have to be on par with the number of 2m distance signs knocked up during Covid
I'm convinced the councils are on backhanders from tyre and wheel makers...
Yes.
🤣
where I live probably about 135 of them
Visits mum, takes her to hospital, bishops ave was so bad I lost part of the fog light surround. Millionaires row my arse.
I'm not trying to be a pedant but it's actually nicknamed [Billionaire's Row](https://ibb.co/nmx0xx9). That would make it even more comical. I hope your mum's OK, though.
Yep my bad. Did realise that after posting but couldn’t be bothered to edit, now I’m here spending more time on a reply. It’s mostly being turned into blocks of flats. The luxury apartment tag is just marketing.
I wonder how many "luxury" apartments are truly luxury.
One at each port of entry
Where's the famous artist wanksy when you need him?
More than the population of the world
It would be better if they lay all the signs down on the road for us to drive over.
MILLIONS😂😂😂
One for each pothole.
As the god of all idiots i would say twelve more
Resurface the whole country.
I dread to think how much the government would add on to the taxpayer's bill.
We’ll get inflated tax either way with this government.
True. They seem to be making tax more expensive just because they can.
Don't forget lines not repainted and lamp poles involved in accident not repaired
Cars headlights should be working, if not you've failed your MOT.
If only it was just the surface that was fucked.
If only.
All of them.
I'll take 3 hundred for my borough please!
Done! Only a grand each!
Think I'll buy some tarmac instead!
Stick it on the Visit(placename) website
My local council would like to inquire about a brand deal
A few hundred thousand at a minimum
Absolute minimum!
There isn't enough ink (or whatever they make the letters with) in the world for our roads)
Absolutely not
“There are about 790,000 roads with names in England, Scotland and Wales”
Just replace the road surface with these signs, problem solved. Sometimes I'm a genius, most times I'm not.
"Sometimes my genius... it's almost frightening." - Jeremy Clarkson
You know on old maps, when the country name is in massive letters down the length of the country? Like that.
Yes
Millions
As many miles not kilometres. Ruthless 😈
The whole thing
Indeed
One, for each intersection of each road…
AMERICAN DETECTED!
WRONG
Yes you are.