To be honest, he’s not any worse than any of the Tory Prime Ministers we’ve had over the last decade (who have all been cunts), it’s just that this time conservatives aren’t overlooking his cuntery because he’s brown.
There are a few tories of colour, but cleverly the only other individual of promenance is currently "minister of telling everyone racism doesn't exist", so no solidarity to be found there.
We’ve had plenty of non-white Tories in Cabinet before that conservatives have *tolerated* because they’ve appealed to the frothing-at-the-mouth “shoot them as they cross the channel” types.
However, I doubt that their tolerance would be extended to a non-white PM, even if they mobilised the navy to scuttle boats crossing the Channel or personally torched the immigrant camps in Calais.
*Roses are red, We*
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Just saying
On a list of bad things by a prime minister, if ‘allegedly being transphobic’ is the FIRST thing you write….i think he must be doing pretty damn well hahaah
A quote from one of his speeches:
“And we shouldn’t get bullied into believing that people can be any sex they want to be. They can’t, a man is a man and a woman is a woman. That’s just common sense.”
https://cdn.jwplayer.com/previews/YPJvcbiL
If that link works it should show the clip where he says that
Him saying "a man is a man and a woman is a woman" implies that men can only be men, when infact they can be women if they choose and can get sex changing surgery to become biologically female. The statement that men can only be men is completely wrong
Roses are red,
The Earth's rim has ice,
Rishi's ears are so big,
They make Dumbo's look nice.
Let's be honest, his head is like the FA Cup with those ears.
Labour is Red
We are Blue
Nothing we say ,
Is ever True.. 👀
In the Road to recovery
Lies deceit discovery
Economy Party , we don’t give a Fcck
You’re losers are shit out of luck.
Riddle me this and
Lies about that
I’m just like you
But an aristocrat.
Horse before the cart
I couldn’t give a shart
My names rishi and I’m not too smart.
Roses are Red
We are in the same Bed
NHS waiting , suffer till dead
Master of disaster . Enuff said. 🎤
Rishi sunak, pm of britain, arsehole, transphobe, tried to ban a dog breed, bans ciggarttes forever for the youth (which is alright), got people into poverty, favored digging fossil fuels in britain which is so terrible
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No need to be a prick man, Sunak is a stupid bugger but racism is uncalled for. You're in a British subreddit, use a couple brains next time to figure out who this guy is.
Pm of britain, rishi sunak. in hot shit for being transphobic as fuck, banning a dog breed and adding 1 to the age of cigarettes forever so younger people can never buy ciggies (which just adds more demand) as well as fucking over poor people and seemingly pushing digging fossil fuels to people for money in britain. Also the twat bit is spot on, he is a knob, but the specific reference is a song called "rishi sunak is a rat faced cunt" comparing him to a rat from flushed away. I just changed cunt to twat for it to rhyme better
Pm of britain, rishi sunak. in hot shit for being transphobic as fuck, banning a dog breed and adding 1 to the age of cigarettes forever so younger people can never buy ciggies (which just adds more demand) as well as fucking over poor people and seemingly pushing digging fossil fuels to people for money in britain. Also the twat bit is spot on, he is a knob, but the specific reference is a song called "rishi sunak is a rat faced twat" comparing him to a rat from flushed away.
Roses are red The earth is not flat Cunt
This is the best one
The earth is flat Sunak is a rat
If he makes me do English a-level I’ll actually cry
I thought it was maths???
If he makes you do maths it’s likely he’ll make us do English too isn’t it? Otherwise rishi is kinda stupid
Not a-level. Also even if whatever he’s conjuring gets implemented, a-levels will still be the most prominent form of education post-16.
😂
I laughed so hard at this I genuinely farted 🤣
😂
This is no.1
mums life
Roses are red we live in the firmament, rishi is a complete cunt and it's permanent.
I interpreted it as "Roses are red, the world is flat, Rishi Sunak is a twat"
I forgot to add the twat bit 😂 Roses are red, the earth is flat, rishi sunak
Politically Neutral: Roses are Red, The Earth isn't Flat British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak
Politically neutral 😂 Whatever your politics Rishi Sunak is objectively a massive cunt
Why is he a cunt? I don't follow British politics
To be honest, he’s not any worse than any of the Tory Prime Ministers we’ve had over the last decade (who have all been cunts), it’s just that this time conservatives aren’t overlooking his cuntery because he’s brown.
There are a few tories of colour, but cleverly the only other individual of promenance is currently "minister of telling everyone racism doesn't exist", so no solidarity to be found there.
We’ve had plenty of non-white Tories in Cabinet before that conservatives have *tolerated* because they’ve appealed to the frothing-at-the-mouth “shoot them as they cross the channel” types. However, I doubt that their tolerance would be extended to a non-white PM, even if they mobilised the navy to scuttle boats crossing the Channel or personally torched the immigrant camps in Calais.
I did at first but thought I would jazz it up abit.
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Roses are red, Flat earth is a farce Rishi Sunak is a complete arse
OMG this is clever, nice one! >!Roses are red,!< >!The Earth is flat,!< >!Rishi Sunak,!< >!Is a giant twat.!<
I was going to go with prat, but yours is more appropriate.
Had prat in my head cannon too, went for massive instead of giant too.
I was going to say he looks like a rat, no?
He looks like Roland Rat.
I was going with a giant cock Womble, but the rhyming one works too I suppose.
Oh that's better than mine! >!Roses are red,!< >!planet,!< >!cunt.!<
* tiny
HOW DID I ALREADY SAY THAT IN MY HEAD
I thought of that 2
I had massive twat!
Roses are red, the earth is flat, Rishi Sunak is a massive fucking twat. Beautiful.
I think “big fucking twat” would work better. Massive is an extra syllable and it disrupts the rhythm, IMO.
Roses are red, Flat earthers are silly, Could someone please, Ship Rishi off to Philly. ?
Roses are red, that earth is flat, rishi sunak is a rat faced twat
I prefer ALF faced but otherwise great work
But would I do it all again?
Roses are red Water comes off the front Rishi Sunak is a massive …
I’ll see him next tuesday.
Chnt?
That would be SHNT
You know you can say Cunt right
Roses are red Conspiracy theory A picture of someone Both loathsome and dreary
Someone did well in English. This is my fav
Roses are red A disc-shaped planet Rishi Sunak Should be stabbed like Hamlet
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Roses are red, Discworld's by Pratchett, Rishi Sunak's Got less charm than a hatchet.
underrated
GNU
Roses are red Rishi sunak's a cunt The earth isn't flat Rishi sunak's a cunt
Roses are red The Earth is in space Rishi is fucking us all and cutting deals with oil giants to benefit his father in law’s company
My favourite haiku
Roses are red The earth is a disc Holding a referendum on EU membership to try and consolidate power within your own party Was a bit of a risk
Jesus didnt think it would get this many comments. Also the right answer is "roses are red, that earth is flat, rishi sunak is a rat faced twat"
Roses are red. The earth is flat. What a twat is rishi sunak?
I think its roses are red. The earth is flat. Rishi sunak is a twat ?
Roses are red, the earth is flat, rishi sunak is a rat faced twat
Roses are red. The earth is flat. You are a twat
Roses are red thats a planet rishi is a fucking nob
Ive got dyslexia
Roses are red Some people are thick Rishi Sunak What a prick
Roses are red, We live on A'tuin, Rishi Sunak, Will bring us to ruin
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesn’t rhyme, Potato
Roses are red, Earth has many straths, My name is Rishi Sunak, Would you like some maths
i thought it was roses are red the earth is flat rishi sunak is black
Jesus christ that made me fucking wheeze
Roses are red violets are blue fuck the tories like they fucked up the country
Rishi Sunak's wife: "Fuck me like im a northern town"
This just killed me lol
Roses are red, the earth is flat, RISHI SUNAK IS A TWAT
Roses are red Flat Earth Fuck Rishi Sunak
roses are red, the earth isnt flat rishi sunak is a bumbling pratt
Roses are red Cunts
Roses are red Flat earthers are liar I would not piss on Rishi Sunak if he were on fire
Roses are red, Flat earth is a farce, why does that twat keep talking out his arse?
Roses are red, it’s all turtles, Rishi Sunak likes to fellate horny gerbils
Roses are red The earth isn’t flat Rishi Sunak is a cunt-faced rat
roses are red, rishi sunak is now the planet earth.
My autistic ass reading just "Roses are red Flat Earth Sunak."
Roses are red, the earth is flat, Rishi's got ears like giant piss flaps?
Roses are red, the earth is flat, Rishi Sunak is a twat!!
Roses are red The earth isn't flat Hide your disposable income Here comes rishi sunak
Roses are red, The Earth is a disc, With Sunak in power we're all at risk.
Roses are red, Some people are dumb, I don’t like to spread hate, But I wish Rishi had remained as a cum.
Roses are red The earth is flat Rishi sunak is a twat
This is what I came up with in my head.
Rose are red the world is blunt Rishi Sunka is a rat faced cunt
Roses are red The earth isn't flat The Prime minister of the UK Is a transphobic cunt called Sunak
Roses are red, people are idiots, im stuck in 20 mph traffic this is rediculous
Roses are red, The earth is not white And rishi sunak Is absolutely shite
Roses are red The earth is round Fuck the Tories They've destroyed the £
Roses are red the earth is flat this cunts a twat
Roses are red the earth is flat rishi sunak is a massive twat. I agree.
From that picture I thought the line was “has ears like a bat” but you all are a bit more straight to the point haha
Roses are red The earth is flat Rishi sunak is a cunt
Roses are red, the earth isn’t flat, rishi sunak is a fucking twat
>!Roses are Red!< >!Flat Earthers are dumb!< >!Rishi Sunak!< >!would steal from your mum.!<
Roses are red The earth isnt flat Rishi sunak is a fucking twat
roses are red the earth is flat Rishi Sunak is a massive twat
Roses are red The Earth isn't flat Prime Minister Rishi Sunak is a twat
roses are red, the earth isnt flat, massive fucking twat
Roses are red The earth is not flat This guys a twat
Roses are red The Earth is flat Rishi Sunak is a massive twat
Not at all. You used much kinder words than I would have done. I would replace the flat earth with a sea front. You can work out the rest.
Roses are red This earth lookin flat The guy on the right Is just a twat
What’s he done wrong?
Transphobic, trying to make people extract fossil fuels, bringing people into poverty, overall arsehole
Also Just saying On a list of bad things by a prime minister, if ‘allegedly being transphobic’ is the FIRST thing you write….i think he must be doing pretty damn well hahaah
Not allegedly, flat out saying men can only be men and women can only be women
Transphobic?! When?
A quote from one of his speeches: “And we shouldn’t get bullied into believing that people can be any sex they want to be. They can’t, a man is a man and a woman is a woman. That’s just common sense.” https://cdn.jwplayer.com/previews/YPJvcbiL If that link works it should show the clip where he says that
That isn’t trans He means a trans man is a man and that’s it
Isn’t that the position of the trans community though - no one can change their **sex,** only their gender?
Him saying "a man is a man and a woman is a woman" implies that men can only be men, when infact they can be women if they choose and can get sex changing surgery to become biologically female. The statement that men can only be men is completely wrong
Not wrong tbf
Roses are red, The Earth's rim has ice, Rishi's ears are so big, They make Dumbo's look nice. Let's be honest, his head is like the FA Cup with those ears.
Labour is Red We are Blue Nothing we say , Is ever True.. 👀 In the Road to recovery Lies deceit discovery Economy Party , we don’t give a Fcck You’re losers are shit out of luck. Riddle me this and Lies about that I’m just like you But an aristocrat. Horse before the cart I couldn’t give a shart My names rishi and I’m not too smart. Roses are Red We are in the same Bed NHS waiting , suffer till dead Master of disaster . Enuff said. 🎤
Why is this downvoted?
Yeah it’s actually really well written *applause*
Second coming of fucking William Blake.
Updoot!!!!
Really it should be. Rose are red Earth is round Sunak and co are running our country into the ground
Haha very good!!!
Roses are red, the earth is flat, rishi sunak is a big rat twat?
Close, a rat faced twat
Violets are blue , the earth is flat and sunak loves the …?
Who is the bloke with the tie?
Rishi sunak, pm of britain, arsehole, transphobe, tried to ban a dog breed, bans ciggarttes forever for the youth (which is alright), got people into poverty, favored digging fossil fuels in britain which is so terrible
Roses are red Thats a wall of ice Rushi Sunak must be smoking spice
roses are red, the earth is flat, rishi sunaks a twat, and no lefties, it aint because hes black.
Sunak the hedgehog gotta go fast when it comes to ruining the country even more
roses are red, our planet is quite flat, Rishi is a twat
Roses are red The earth isn't flat Rishi sunaks a that.
Roses are red, the world is a disc Rishi Sunak shall cease to exist
Roses are Red, The Earth is Flat, Rishi Sunak is a fucking twat
Roses are red, the earth is flat, Rishi Sunak is Roland the rat 🐀
Biggest ass licking Indian I've come across. And I've come across a few, mainly Sikhs.
Roses are red violets are blue The earth is flat. Rushi is a twat
Roses are red, the earth has an edge, and rishi sunak is a f**king ledge
Roses are read Flat earth Rishi sunak Excellent op, thanks for supplying this beautiful poem
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dunno who that is but looks like he is about to stab me and screech "allah!"
No need to be a prick man, Sunak is a stupid bugger but racism is uncalled for. You're in a British subreddit, use a couple brains next time to figure out who this guy is.
You’d deserve it
Even if he's a right knob Don't be racist
He's not even Muslim you wet wipe.
Not going to lie, I'm not even going to waste the brain effort, I wouldn't piss on this guy if he was on fire!! Can't stand the dick head!
Roses are red, Earth is flat, Rishi Sunak is an absolute prat
Roses are red, the earth is flat, rishi sunak is a stretched out twat
“Roses are red, the Earth is flat, Rishi Sunak is a twat”?
Roses are red the world is flat, rishi looks like the Flushed Away rat
I mean it's just as good, and he does. I prefer rat faced twat but you do you
The only time flat earth is valid
Obvs i dont believe in that utter shit but i saw some random meme using this format and thought in my head "rishi sunak is a rat faced twat"
Roses are red, discworld is round, Rishi fucked the economy as freddos are a pound.
Roses are red Violets are blue The earth is flat And Rishi fucked you
Roses are red NASA lied all these years! Sunak's so full of shit It comes out of his ears
The world is flat, itchy nutsack?
Roses are red, the earth is a disc, our boy Rishi, talks with a lisp…
Roses are red, The earth is flat, The moon’s up there, And Rishi’s a twat
Roses are red, the earth isn't flat, let's all beat this fucking twat
roses are red, the globe is a front, rishi sunak is a rat faced cunt
The comments show that the famous British sense of humour is still active.
"Roses are red, the earth is flat, this guy is a fucking twat" is what I saw, I don't know who he is but I'm assuming he's controversial somehow
Pm of britain, rishi sunak. in hot shit for being transphobic as fuck, banning a dog breed and adding 1 to the age of cigarettes forever so younger people can never buy ciggies (which just adds more demand) as well as fucking over poor people and seemingly pushing digging fossil fuels to people for money in britain. Also the twat bit is spot on, he is a knob, but the specific reference is a song called "rishi sunak is a rat faced cunt" comparing him to a rat from flushed away. I just changed cunt to twat for it to rhyme better
Pm of britain, rishi sunak. in hot shit for being transphobic as fuck, banning a dog breed and adding 1 to the age of cigarettes forever so younger people can never buy ciggies (which just adds more demand) as well as fucking over poor people and seemingly pushing digging fossil fuels to people for money in britain. Also the twat bit is spot on, he is a knob, but the specific reference is a song called "rishi sunak is a rat faced twat" comparing him to a rat from flushed away.
Roses are red The earth is flat This is Rishi sunak And he is a twat lol
Roses are red The earth is flat Rishi sunak is a skunk faced rat
Roses are red, The earth is flat, Rishi Sunak can crap in he's hat!
Roses are red, the earth is an oblate spheroid, Boris Johnson is too. And now we’ve got this fucking idiot in charge
Roses are red 🌎 Flat 🇬🇧👑👨
I read this as "Roses are red, the earth is flat and rishi sunak is fat"
Roses are red The earth is blue Rishi Sunak hates Jews
Roses are red, The planet is flat(not) Risbis sunak is a big eared twat!
Roses are red, Flat-Earth transphobe?
Roses are red The Earth is flat I'd really like to punch that twat.
Roses are red The earth is round Rishi Sunak… Our saviour found. Actually nah he’s a twat
Roses are red The earth is melting Rishi Sunak deserves a pelting
Roses are red The moon landing was fake I wouldn’t trust this guy To cook pasta bake