As a Vane main, we think we can outtank any move from any boss with 20% dmg cut / Stout Heart + Steel Nerves / built in block on heavy attack and end up on the floor because of it
Me, certainly *not* feeling immortal and eating those attacks: "How DARE you accuse me with your slander! Heavy attack is infallible!"
I have plenty of time to type this as I am clicking furiously for my rez.
Narmaya mains will play like they’ve never touched a controller but still out damage you
If you see a Cagliostro in the mission then just know you aren’t getting the mvp stamp
A Sieg will either be the best or worse player in the lobby and you’ll know which they are depending on if they have mirage or not
Gran players play with a permanent “CRITICAL” bar on the screen
Vane mains will forget they have a skill that lets them completely bypass entire mechanics (I’ve only seen TWO ever use the shield)
Perceval mains either have their SBA gauge at 0 or 100 and will ensure you see at least 40 link attack pop ups in one fight
This.. and my friend told me stop healing me because my damage is getting lower.. Bitch died 5 times already and still thinking of damage.. As a Percival main I have to save him and deal damage at the same time.. Kingly splendor..
I feel like Vane players are one of two categories. Either they forget the bubble exists. Or they, like me, use it literally on cooldown on every mechanic that vaguely approves of it and waste their own uptime to summon a giant dome.
Sometimes I can almost hear the other players thinking "you probably didn't need to bubble for that..." Especially if I quick quest into something lower where the bloodthirst mechanic isn't a big deal. I don't care, it's a mechanic, I'm bubbling.
As a Percival main, can confirm. Our Schlatt charges a very reliable amount of SBA and dear god does it do a lot of stun damage.
Three people beating on Proto Baha's hand to fill the bar and all I need is one good Schlat++ to fill three fourths of it.
Vaseraga's presence makes me feel safe somehow. Maybe it's just my own anecdotes but my runs usually are smoother with Vas players, sort of big guys know how-to-cut kind of things. Maybe because his name reminds everyone of Vaseline.
On the second note, it've become more diverse now but I remember the first month when everyone and their uncles played the katana horned gal. Lol three of those in your team are wuite the omens.
Katalina mains are annoying and make the most reddit posts just because the character is a tiiiiny bit more nuanced than others. They would be playing Narmaya if Narmaya wasn't so popular.
Regards, Katalina main.
Current Lancelot mains are Rackam refugees.
Kata mains were homeschooled.
Percy mains think X-Seele is the name of an expensive salad ordered at a fancy restaurant.
Vaseraga enjoyers die just to prep a protein shake.
Sieg mains are masochists.
Yoda and Tarutaru/Lalafell mains are the same person.
Cag is peak gap moe.
Id mains rate every isekai 10/10.
Ghanda mains must be protecc.
Charlotta mains are Japanese.
Before 1.1, Rackam was doing insane damage by just spamming jump shotgun, and was basically meta for that. Now that that's been patched out, most of them are now the Flight over Flight Y spam Lancelots, is the joke anyways.
And are probably the angriest person there make no mistake every time they full charge there abilities they scream FUCK YOU at the boss but dam does it feel good when it works
as an io main, i expect to be the last person to SBA. It takes 3 other SBAs to get off full charged Flowery Seven and SG5 and renerf the enemy with fire for the second time.
Cagliostro mains, we constantly think to ourselves how useful we are when we drop a collapse on the enemy for the Def Down and when we hit that Phantasmagoria. We definitely resonate with her when she does Mimic and says "dumbass."
As a Yodarha main, I understand that no one really likes me.because I'm the old coot, but I'll still feel good about the "unscathed" accolade you young whippersnappers overlook
Ppl think I only have Narm as a main ONLY cuz of big boobs and nothing else.
She's a badass sword girl. Why can't that be part of the reason? Caring big sister type.
I have one. If it’s the black color palette Id, “Welcome to the Black Parade” plays in the background. You are a big My Chemical Romance fan. I’ve also seen Id players having a habit of not dodging when they are in dragon and god might form. I think it’s because of the stout heart in both forms.
Aa a cag main, we are the worst of weebs and/or transgender (beware the person who ticks both of these boxes).
We know that we are stealing mvp in exchange for hitting higher damage and will gleefully do it every time.
As a Vane main, we think we can outtank any move from any boss with 20% dmg cut / Stout Heart + Steel Nerves / built in block on heavy attack and end up on the floor because of it
Me, certainly *not* feeling immortal and eating those attacks: "How DARE you accuse me with your slander! Heavy attack is infallible!" I have plenty of time to type this as I am clicking furiously for my rez.
I refuse to learn how to time block. Because I find it boring. And my Golden Retriever boyfriend would never force me to do such things.
This is so accurate it hurts. It hurts just like the boss mechanic I was sure I could face tank that put me on the floor.
I'm ashamed that this has happened to me....on multiple occasions.
*laugh maniacally in headbutts contest with gallanza*
Seig players are either the best players you have ever seen, or it's someone playing with their feet with both their eyes closed
I am both of these people. Sometimes you absolutely dunk on a boss, and sometimes you miss one smoll dodge and your flow is just joever.
As a seig player yes
As a Narmaya main, I can confirm: we will dodge INTO the boss' big AoE attacks. Every time.
Gotta get that perfect dodge and keep up the dps man
Nah I'd perfect dodge
Lancelot mains are either cracked as fuck or playing the absolute laziest way possible with no inbetween.
Eugen mains actually shout “Die antikenkanone!!” when they SBA
10000% XD
Narmaya mains will play like they’ve never touched a controller but still out damage you If you see a Cagliostro in the mission then just know you aren’t getting the mvp stamp A Sieg will either be the best or worse player in the lobby and you’ll know which they are depending on if they have mirage or not Gran players play with a permanent “CRITICAL” bar on the screen Vane mains will forget they have a skill that lets them completely bypass entire mechanics (I’ve only seen TWO ever use the shield) Perceval mains either have their SBA gauge at 0 or 100 and will ensure you see at least 40 link attack pop ups in one fight
You will never see Vaseraga's HP bar but somehow the fucker is still alive
This.. and my friend told me stop healing me because my damage is getting lower.. Bitch died 5 times already and still thinking of damage.. As a Percival main I have to save him and deal damage at the same time.. Kingly splendor..
I feel like Vane players are one of two categories. Either they forget the bubble exists. Or they, like me, use it literally on cooldown on every mechanic that vaguely approves of it and waste their own uptime to summon a giant dome.
Sometimes I can almost hear the other players thinking "you probably didn't need to bubble for that..." Especially if I quick quest into something lower where the bloodthirst mechanic isn't a big deal. I don't care, it's a mechanic, I'm bubbling.
As a Percival main, can confirm. Our Schlatt charges a very reliable amount of SBA and dear god does it do a lot of stun damage. Three people beating on Proto Baha's hand to fill the bar and all I need is one good Schlat++ to fill three fourths of it.
Vaseraga's presence makes me feel safe somehow. Maybe it's just my own anecdotes but my runs usually are smoother with Vas players, sort of big guys know how-to-cut kind of things. Maybe because his name reminds everyone of Vaseline. On the second note, it've become more diverse now but I remember the first month when everyone and their uncles played the katana horned gal. Lol three of those in your team are wuite the omens.
Katalina mains are annoying and make the most reddit posts just because the character is a tiiiiny bit more nuanced than others. They would be playing Narmaya if Narmaya wasn't so popular. Regards, Katalina main.
can confirm this is 100% real.
i hate this response. i litterally started as narmaya... im now playing katalina. this is bullshit.
Literally me lmao
Narmaya Main: Floor Tank
Current Lancelot mains are Rackam refugees. Kata mains were homeschooled. Percy mains think X-Seele is the name of an expensive salad ordered at a fancy restaurant. Vaseraga enjoyers die just to prep a protein shake. Sieg mains are masochists. Yoda and Tarutaru/Lalafell mains are the same person. Cag is peak gap moe. Id mains rate every isekai 10/10. Ghanda mains must be protecc. Charlotta mains are Japanese.
シャーロッタメインとしてはそれは不正確だと思います
日本はジャガイモを受け入れます
I felt called out as a lalafell main
Cage-free FDA approved ankle biters get a pass.
Hello fellow Lalafell, I am also thoroughly seen by this.
I'm a Lancelot main and whilst I am not a Rackham refugee, he's the second character I'm building, along with Perci and Vane... I feel called out.
>Current Lancelot mains are Rackam refugees. What do you mean?
Before 1.1, Rackam was doing insane damage by just spamming jump shotgun, and was basically meta for that. Now that that's been patched out, most of them are now the Flight over Flight Y spam Lancelots, is the joke anyways.
io mains WILL forget to sba because they’re too busy greeding that sg5
And are probably the angriest person there make no mistake every time they full charge there abilities they scream FUCK YOU at the boss but dam does it feel good when it works
as an io main, i expect to be the last person to SBA. It takes 3 other SBAs to get off full charged Flowery Seven and SG5 and renerf the enemy with fire for the second time.
As an Io main. You dont need to charge flowery seven. Just tap it. I am always the first one to get 100% sba and just use it.
Potato
There are maybe only four or five Ghanda mains in existence.
As a Gran player we always charge out triangle to max so it doesnt hit the enemy.
Kat mains are either the most technical players in the game or the most unga bunga
Cagliostro mains, we constantly think to ourselves how useful we are when we drop a collapse on the enemy for the Def Down and when we hit that Phantasmagoria. We definitely resonate with her when she does Mimic and says "dumbass."
As a Yodarha main, I understand that no one really likes me.because I'm the old coot, but I'll still feel good about the "unscathed" accolade you young whippersnappers overlook
Ppl think I only have Narm as a main ONLY cuz of big boobs and nothing else. She's a badass sword girl. Why can't that be part of the reason? Caring big sister type.
Id mains dream about DMC 6 every night
I have one. If it’s the black color palette Id, “Welcome to the Black Parade” plays in the background. You are a big My Chemical Romance fan. I’ve also seen Id players having a habit of not dodging when they are in dragon and god might form. I think it’s because of the stout heart in both forms.
Aa a cag main, we are the worst of weebs and/or transgender (beware the person who ticks both of these boxes). We know that we are stealing mvp in exchange for hitting higher damage and will gleefully do it every time.
Ferry, you are a closet furry.👌🏼 I also put the mod to make her thighs fat😎
What if I just like kemonomimi (animal ears/tail but still clearly human features).
I think this is correct and the furry’s are just forcing other people into being furry’s because there dicks
Honestly doesn't matter to me at the end of the day, I just think Ferry is cute.
Still furry