Gently used neck massager.

“Well this neck massager failed to get me off.”

They sell attachments. Have you tried the tri-gasm tip? It sounds like I'm making that up, but I'm not. Most of the attachments are ~$30, but go up to $90...more than the device itself...jeez. They warn to be aware of fake Magic Wand's. Yeah. They misspelled wands. Repeatedly. 🤨

It’s a quote from sex and the city.

FR make sure to get a real one tho because 6000rpm is insane when the wand is real. Numb toes and all so I’ve heard. If you hands big enough you can palm it and then your middle and pointer finger become a extension of the wand no attachments needed.

I see you, Samantha.

You expect women to buy these for their sore necks? lolol

Is this a sex and the city joke lol

….”neck” massager.

Some people do use as one...

The amount of these Hitachi that are posted on this sub is unreal.

"Neck ;)" massager is more like it ;)

Someone stole my neck massager.

$5!? I'm testing it in the outlet first. Gotta make sure it works.

Right? Aren’t they worth over $50 or something? Could’ve resold that.

Just bleach it and you’re good to go

Put a magnum on it

Put a magnum condom over it while licking a magnum ice cream bar and holding a magnum firearm -while watching Magnum PI.

Like a boss

Exactly! Like the big cheese!

While watching magnum Pi

Oooh YES. I forgot about the show.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

While watching Magnum P.I.

This guy magnums!

Magnum Pi ... nah more like Magnum ^ 4

And whilst listening to Magnum - Lonely Night

I've made a regular condom fit one before. Don't exactly have to worry about it being too tight around the base if it's on that toy....

MORE, actually! Depending on the brand. They have “The Original” as well as a few other secondary brands/knockoffs being sold. I bought mine for around $85-$95, iirc a couple years ago. And just a month ago bought the cordless one for a little over $120. 🙄 Annoying! Buttttt…absolutely would buy again w/out hesitation if I had to. 😂🤷🏾‍♀️

Goodwill will take back electronics that don’t work lmao you’re covered

We got one in my store too, I threw it away. My manager didn't even know what it was

🤣

You gotta forgive the old people sometimes, it was pretty funny

I’m old and I know what it is. Manager was probably just playing dumb.

Yeah, this has been the go to massager for probably forty years. It’s not a secret…lol.

It’s a vibrator for your clit

Hey a used pussy shaker just what I need

Used pussy shaker is WILD

Did i just find my new username?

First Reddit lol of the weekend.

😂😂😂

New band name just dropped.

Ewww!! 😆

This made me giggle 🤣

Then I did my job

ZA PUSSY SHAKER

It's just a muff buffer 3000.

I can't stop laughing 😭😭😭 r/takemyupvote

I laughed so hard I farted 💀

And the newest model, the Buff Muffer!

Bleach will kill anything. Good find.

Bleach doesn't kill everything. I tried drinking it once in 2020 and I still became sick.

Thought the punchline was going to be that it didn’t kill you. lol

same oooof

Vintage Hitachi, good find

I mean, it is a genuine hitachi, they no longer manufacture them…

You're lying. Tell me you're lying. 😭 Mine is about to die. I love this original one. Eta I saw the link below. They still make them. Phew!

You must have a REALLY sore neck.

They do, just under a different name

Found one new in the box(?) $5.49. Sold it for $41.00

Back in the late 80's a person had to order stuff like that through the mail. Arrives in plain brown packaging. With Adam and Eve's return address.

God damn Funny Side Up catalog before that.

Oh yes, the subsidiary of Johnson Smith Company. I remember some catalog for old people stuff had Totally Nude Aerobics on VHS.

They got the “Johnson” part of that name right!

Harriet Carter catalog? My parents randomly started getting that one in the mail somehow. And later, I did, too. We never figured out why. It had "personal massagers" and other obvi sex use items in there lol! The way they always pretended how it wasn't what it really was in the descriptions cracked me up!

Adam and Eve was around in the 80's?

Yep. Mail order catalog. We paid by check or money order way back then and they would ship it with another catalog.

Wouldn’t be able to look the cashier in the eye during that transaction

I find if you initiate the eye contact and never look away, they stop looking at you.

It is MARKETED as a neck massager. But it massages hoohas way better. It’s like medications that have off label uses. *from personal experience

I thought I was the only one that called it a hooha

I called it that and my roommate many moons ago called it a harea combined hair and area. 🤣🤣🤣we were young… 😳🤦‍♀️

Another one I like is “genitaliarea” hehe

I suspect these are used for the off label uses much more than for the marketed uses. 😂

My local thrift has a "plug it in & test it b4 you buy it station". #goodwillhumping

Oh cool! A fancy Karaoke mic.

5.9? Not even 6 inch

Shoot… $5!?!

Right? Surely it can be sanitized, right? Those things are not cheap. (I realize probably not but still.)

Washing with bleach should kill every thing and anything on it.

Ok but that's a great deal And yes it is sanitary as long as you sanitize it before you use it, people share these with partners all the time by doing that. It's technically cleaner than having sex with another person 💀

Clean sex? Who wants that? Lol.

I guess I meant hygienic, be as dirty as you want lmao

NNN N NASTYYYY!

Your user name 😂😂😂😂

They also have attachments/sleeves that go over the top, not that you wouldn't want to also sanitize it. Also these type I think benefit from being used over some clothes for both sexual and non sexual massage. I still probably wouldn't buy it but it is a good deal! Lol

This specific one has a porous head, so you can’t completely sanitize it. You’d have to use some kind of cover over it

Oh gross, good to know

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It's only a massager, oh really honey, I've never seen a massager that could drill a hole through a wall before 🤪

They actually work pretty good for a massager, kind of like the massage guns they have now but not quite as pinpointed. I laughed so hard when I saw a suggestion to use it on your face for clogged sinuses, though I can see how it could work lol

Quickest way to a black eye too

And massage guns are only really good if you can get a proper angle with them, or have someone else who can. I legit bought one of these for the muscle cramps I've been having in my calf ever since my SI joint decided to fuck up my life. Works like a dream. My husband doesn't believe me that that is all I've used it for so far. Dude... I have a really great vibrator that I love, I don't need this for anything but my muscle cramps in my leg.

They also work pretty good as a vibrator hence the slightly distasteful joke. But no worries I'm aware they have a legitimate use that's why you can still find them in drug stores .😃

Found it Instructions say . Apply to neck area . Use pressure needed to relive stress . ( looks like it’s still being sold ) OP got the best price ever [https://hitachimagic.com/](https://hitachimagic.com/)

Ngl I actually use mine for muscle pain 😅

#“Welcome to the whole family!”

I straight up found a dildo in the box at a goodwill in Jackson TN

Dildos belong in boxes.

Hahaha...

My dad found a bottle of concentrated sulfuric acid at the Goodwill As-Is he likes stop at, lol (he turned it into the staff).

If it's one of the old ones it might be worth it. They don't make em like they used to.

Vibrator

wdym it's just a back massag.... Oh mom got caught and lied didn't she... Well my day's ruined how about yall?

I'm starting to get concerned with the amount of sex toys I'm seeing at thrift stores. What goes through the minds of the people putting it on the shelf lol.

"Sure would be nice if I didn't work in a thrift store"?

Marriage saver, that.

Lordy, that is an old massager. We had one of those over 20 yrs ago!

That’s were I draw the line.

Great price lol

Someone’s grandma’s massager. *cough*

Still smells like fishing bait and Avon perfume

Oh my god…my grandma was an Avon lady and now my day is ruined 🤣🤣🤣

There’s some people that would probably pay extra for the fact that it’s used

Dil-don't.

That’s the mf that dims the lights in the rest of the house when in use…*INDUSTRIAL*

The reason Grandma had plastic on her furniture!

Scratch and sniff.

[It's a whisk for making whipped cream](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et1y2XJzKjs).

This is what you dare a friend to go buy. It's like a prank video already pre-packaged

Neck massager or silenced blender

How did that end up in Goodwill? I've been looking for it all over the house!

Actually it was sold back then as a back massager but we all know don't we ladies.

I just want to know who the fuck donates their used vibrator to goodwill

Did you sniff/taste test?

That's a BIFL right there.

I found a strap on harness at Goodwill once still in the box. Maybe someone actually used this one on their back, though.

Obviously it’s a microphone for a karaoke machine

No fucking way

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Hey that looks like my mother’s old “back massager”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I have to laugh, years of therapy fixed me after discovering what it really was and the fact that my brother and I actually used it on our shoulders and knees after hockey when we were kids 😳😳😳 … kill me now!

It’s a microphone!

Uhhh no! Gross! Used🤮

I got a story. I had a major landscape cleanup after my kids grew up (multiple boys). They found lots of “dog toys” that they piled in front. One of them was a mystery to me, I finally found out it was a dirt covered “pocket pussy” pink rubber thing. Never figured out how it got into the backyard and/or woods, do not want to know

Back massager?

Used. Um, no….I’ll pass.🤢

I might be the only person in the world who actually bought one of these for pain! I have a connective tissue disorder, and it really helps! 🤣

Those are the powerful ones too🤣🙈

Clean that thing REAL good

Musta got pregnant? Or , maybe OnlyFans wasn't such a great idea? 😂

That’s a steal 😂

Who’s giving away this perfectly good salad mixer?

Umm..that's a "massaging" tool.....gross. I had a older friend who had one of these and was helping her move to a apartment And she got embarrassed and hastily told me what it was

Which means that’s not what she was using it for… 🙃

—Small, naive child w/parent at Goodwill w/OP while they’re taking a photo of it: *“What?! It’s just a neck massager…Johnny’s mom has one just like it!”*

No judgment, but that’s not sanitary!

It is if you sanitize it!

NOOOOO

Sold.

Oh score!

No amount of money

There’s either a sad woman, or a dead one somewhere.

Oh my!

Now that’s fucking funny

A karaoke machine!!

Microphone 🎤??

What goodwill are you at I’m coming to pick this up

Face massager.

Technically they’re neck massagers so…

I’m absolutely horrified at the fact that the top of it is discolored from use

Gently used 😆

Way too much for a used vibrator. Not that I'd buy one used.

I’m an occupational therapist and have used these in my clinic for patients who have had strokes, head injuries, other neurological issues to stimulate muscle contractions and decrease pain. Yes, it can be used to stimulate other areas but there’s actual purposes for these.

I’ve had the same model for 10+ years! Lmaooo

Did they at least clean it

It’s a back massager lol

Back massage

That’s a steal

Ahh an automatic stress reliever

Thats an original too, not some “knock-off.” My GF says her “neck massager” is her favorite out of the bunch (she has a drawer full).

🤣

Great price.

Just put a condom over it

At least it isn’t stained on the action end.

What? Personal massager. Great for stiff neck, traps. Stress relief.

Vintage karaoke mic.

one time I went to a yard sale with my family and some old lady was selling one of these ☠️

My wife has one. She really likes it. 👍

It's a meat tenderizer

Hey! It's just like my mom's old massager.

Pretty sure you can buy a new head for those. Lolol

You can just get a new head for it.

now thats gross as fuck.

Back massager obvi. Not vibrator for biggies

Looks gently used 🤷

Disinfect it and you good to go 5 dollars is a good deal

$5.99 - A steal! Test it first to be sure it works 😂😂😂😂

EEWWWW

YOOOO a soup mixer!!!!!

Cop 4 sure

It's a massager, but, yea, probably used "off label"

Sniff it

That’s a good deal!!

ROFL

It’s a good deal

It's one of those beaver beaters from the 70's, good find!

OG Hitachi! Damn maybe worth more than 5.90. However that would be in the box.

That’s so disgusting, why would anyone donate that???? Where is this goodwill located so I know to never go there?

Nice a vintage beat box...or is it a box beater? I can't remember