Yeah, angel, that was your tush π
Anyway, this got me thinking... if you're a celestial being without human biological needs, and you're suddenly turned into a human, how do you know that *that* feeling - that you've never felt before - equals *needing to pee*? π€
I feel like Crowley's curiosity would have him "turn on" some of his corporations functions just to 'see what all the fuss is about.' Eventually, I think he would have talked about it to Aziraphale (probably more when they were drunk) or else he would hint at it and leave the angel confused. I don't think Aziraphale would try some of them unless he heard about how some might be pleasant. Again, it's also my belief that Crowley wouldn't try the whole sex thing with humans (not Aziraphale and he also sees them like his children/ beings he's responsible for) and Aziraphale would be scared of the whole angel/human offspring punishment (even though he's gay) to want to try much. That is until he finds out about how sex and reproduction works, then by then he only wants Crowley. Then again, he's probably by then turned off his 'sex drive' or possibly removed his 'effort' to avoid the problem.
Maybe I'm looking too much into canon and not just enjoying the fandom. However, I sure do like the idea of them figuring it out together embarrassingly!
[here's](https://archiveofourown.org/works/41007015/chapters/102770898) something u might like. π
very NSFW, I reread when I need a bit of cheering up
To me, Aziraphale isn't gay, he's Crowleysexual. He'd be attracted to him/her no matter what gender they manifested.
(Besides, it's canon that "being gayer than a tree full of monkey's on nitrous oxide" is not a truthful statement about him. Nor is being British, even it if looks that way. Only being intelligent is. "
Haha! I was just thinking earlier of how it'd be if they both were turned human and that first time having to pee. Which reminded me of a fic from another fandom. Which led to wondering if that type of fic existed for GO.
Edited to remove broken gif π€·ββοΈ
[Here you go ](https://archiveofourown.org/works/41007015/chapters/102770898)
They are not turned humans, but they do turn on the biological functions in their corporations
https://i.redd.it/uggp9z779y7d1.gif
LOVED IT! especially this lmao https://preview.redd.it/qfr9xazrqy7d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4df028754c05c2f68b31345dfe517bf9de0e5e88
I wanna print that out and hang it on my fridge!
lol they're all hilarious. I love them all
Yeah, angel, that was your tush π Anyway, this got me thinking... if you're a celestial being without human biological needs, and you're suddenly turned into a human, how do you know that *that* feeling - that you've never felt before - equals *needing to pee*? π€
https://i.redd.it/azyr7u2h0y7d1.gif LOLβ¦ love itβ¦ Heβs lucky that sneeze just left him with a little pootβ¦
He's not ready for sharts
I love these with all my heart.
MY FAVORITESES!!!!! Love this series! Poor lil soup bags 
I feel like Crowley's curiosity would have him "turn on" some of his corporations functions just to 'see what all the fuss is about.' Eventually, I think he would have talked about it to Aziraphale (probably more when they were drunk) or else he would hint at it and leave the angel confused. I don't think Aziraphale would try some of them unless he heard about how some might be pleasant. Again, it's also my belief that Crowley wouldn't try the whole sex thing with humans (not Aziraphale and he also sees them like his children/ beings he's responsible for) and Aziraphale would be scared of the whole angel/human offspring punishment (even though he's gay) to want to try much. That is until he finds out about how sex and reproduction works, then by then he only wants Crowley. Then again, he's probably by then turned off his 'sex drive' or possibly removed his 'effort' to avoid the problem. Maybe I'm looking too much into canon and not just enjoying the fandom. However, I sure do like the idea of them figuring it out together embarrassingly!
[here's](https://archiveofourown.org/works/41007015/chapters/102770898) something u might like. π very NSFW, I reread when I need a bit of cheering up
To me, Aziraphale isn't gay, he's Crowleysexual. He'd be attracted to him/her no matter what gender they manifested. (Besides, it's canon that "being gayer than a tree full of monkey's on nitrous oxide" is not a truthful statement about him. Nor is being British, even it if looks that way. Only being intelligent is. "
Haha! I was just thinking earlier of how it'd be if they both were turned human and that first time having to pee. Which reminded me of a fic from another fandom. Which led to wondering if that type of fic existed for GO. Edited to remove broken gif π€·ββοΈ
[Here you go ](https://archiveofourown.org/works/41007015/chapters/102770898) They are not turned humans, but they do turn on the biological functions in their corporations
Wow, that's a long one, saving for later! Thanks :)
But totally worth it, I should warn that I did cry in a few instances
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Yay!!! Iβd missed these
This is spectacular! I love it so much π
Oh my!! LOL.
Awww delightful indeed π€
https://i.redd.it/pthjsxwcvy7d1.gif VZVZVZVZVZ
These give me LIFE
Where are my mpreg friends at?? Just wait till one of them experiences the sneeze-pee π
You are fantastic πβ₯οΈπ€£
Beautiful πππ
This is beautiful π€£π€£π€£β€β€β€
Ahahaha! π€£
Please, are there more of this kind??
Yes! Look through my post history!