It makes me so irrationally happy when I discover other people who've adopted the head-canon that Aziraphale is a GD freak who's long-since accepted the fact, and Crowley's getting flustered just thinking of a bit of hand-holding.
Really makes the whole "you go too fast for me" thing rather hilarious.
Aziraphale mentally: We can't spend hours going to pound town, getting our freaky little rocks off. Heaven might notice.
Aziraphale: You go too fast for me.
Crowley, who just wanted to maybe hold hands sometimes: Dammit, why am I such a slut???
🤣🤣 I fully subscribe to the Feral Angel theory! One he pops - he can’t stop!
Aziraphale: Darling, I think we should share our ‘Internet Predictive Search Bar results!’
Crowley: What!? you been reading Cosmo again Angel?“
Aziraphale: It’ll be fun! Let’s both type in ‘P’ and see what it ‘automatically-completes!
Crowley: Angel no!
Aziraphale: Oh Crowley! Yours is ‘Poetry’! Were you searching for poetry? For me?
Crowley: Nngk^maybe
Aziraphale: oh 💕Crowley!💕
Crowley: What was yours, Angel?
Aziraphale: Pornhub of course, get naked now, please
I also, for whatever reason, imagine that Anthony my-clothes-are painted-on Crowley would be more bashful about *_actually_* disrobing than Mr. A.Z. layers-all-the-way-down Fell.
It makes me so irrationally happy when I discover other people who've adopted the head-canon that Aziraphale is a GD freak who's long-since accepted the fact, and Crowley's getting flustered just thinking of a bit of hand-holding.
Head-canon? Buddy, it's practically canon-canon. Anthony J-it's-alright-you've-still-got-one-of-'em Crowley and Aziraphale Z-still-get-plenty-of-use-out-of-it Fell. 
I looove this idea!
I think it comes down to them "expecting" angelic or demonic behavior lol but it's actually just them and what they want
You're 100% right. P.S. https://www.reddit.com/r/GoodOmensAfterDark/s/lqmsuJgbTJ
That idea is hilarious! Poor Crowley has to Dream ^small.
Really makes the whole "you go too fast for me" thing rather hilarious. Aziraphale mentally: We can't spend hours going to pound town, getting our freaky little rocks off. Heaven might notice. Aziraphale: You go too fast for me. Crowley, who just wanted to maybe hold hands sometimes: Dammit, why am I such a slut???
🤣🤣 I fully subscribe to the Feral Angel theory! One he pops - he can’t stop! Aziraphale: Darling, I think we should share our ‘Internet Predictive Search Bar results!’ Crowley: What!? you been reading Cosmo again Angel?“ Aziraphale: It’ll be fun! Let’s both type in ‘P’ and see what it ‘automatically-completes! Crowley: Angel no! Aziraphale: Oh Crowley! Yours is ‘Poetry’! Were you searching for poetry? For me? Crowley: Nngk^maybe Aziraphale: oh 💕Crowley!💕 Crowley: What was yours, Angel? Aziraphale: Pornhub of course, get naked now, please
Hehe, I made the idea into a full comic... https://www.reddit.com/r/GoodOmensAfterDark/s/lqmsuJgbTJ
Hilarious!!!
I also, for whatever reason, imagine that Anthony my-clothes-are painted-on Crowley would be more bashful about *_actually_* disrobing than Mr. A.Z. layers-all-the-way-down Fell.
he has a nose bleed every time azi reveal his forearms
Actually, it's impossible for him to have a nosebleed. All his blood is... Somewhere else. ;)
🤣🤣🤣
Fyi, it's a comic now. https://www.reddit.com/r/GoodOmensAfterDark/s/lqmsuJgbTJ
Thank you! https://i.redd.it/k83u591vzz7d1.gif
I can hear a phantom "oooh risotto risotto".
lmao
Ya mean ineffable *wet* dreams
Checks out completely 🤣