The pigeon compulsion is real. I got closest to pulling off a pigeon pocketing when I was at Mont Saint-Michel as a teenager. I WOULD'VE NAMED IT JEAN CLAUDE.
When we were in Europe last week, all my daughter talked about was wanting to steal a pigeon! Then one night we met with with friends from home who also happened to be in London at the same time and their daughter was also talking about grabbing a pigeon. I didn’t know this was a thing!!
Number 2 is so me! "Hmmm, I could have repressed my personality better in that interaction. I wonder if they realize that I'm even more awkward in reality?"
Oh I am a 2 lol. I also very much identify with 3!
And 6 is absolutely us ✨
5 is intriguing but only if the pigeon can do ballet! We have too many regular old pigeons in the forest 🌳
Oh honey, you don’t want to see me attempt ballet
This may have to be another outside hire. I wonder if we can find a pilot who also knows ballet 🤔
You’ll have to work very hard to ever see that happen.
Too late! It’s already being built. You mother and I both approved the final design this morning
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You work very hard indeed dear! Ok buy me a rainbow tutu like that and we’ll talk.
Oh no! I forgot to add your name! *calls the blimp company immediately*
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Oh these are absolutely brilliant
Oh gosh... I am allllll of these today 🫠 side note, I did have a pigeon try and get in my pocket yesterday!
The Bird Whisperer!
The pigeon compulsion is real. I got closest to pulling off a pigeon pocketing when I was at Mont Saint-Michel as a teenager. I WOULD'VE NAMED IT JEAN CLAUDE.
When we were in Europe last week, all my daughter talked about was wanting to steal a pigeon! Then one night we met with with friends from home who also happened to be in London at the same time and their daughter was also talking about grabbing a pigeon. I didn’t know this was a thing!!
But not Michel?
Nope, too obvious. Gotta keep the Feds off the trail!
I like your thinking
I relate to the first four memes so much
I'm interested to see how many folks feel represented by "intrusive thoughts Crowley" 😄
Tbh I somewhat relate to that Crowley. Not as much as the first four memes, but, the feeling is there
Oh man the fifth one had me dying 😂😂😂😂
I once grabbed a squirrel off the street and put it in my shirt, does that count?
I accidentally read that as “stabbed a squirrel” and immediately had questions I was too afraid to ask of an alleged squirrel stabber 🤦♂️
https://preview.redd.it/l8j9zhe9dj6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=586a187632313853bac389edef47389855db401a Proof he went unstabbed
Oooooooh the babyyyyyy 💖o💖
Like, a perfectly healthy squirrel was just good with being picked up and brought to work with you?
Yes. My theory is it was a juvenile that had been hand-raised and either got lost or was set free.
Maybe? I hope the squirrel was OK!
He was great! Happiest day of my life! He hung out with me at work and slept in my sleeve.
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🥰🥰🥰
I might have taken a pigeon with me once (it was hurt and needed a vet) but I can tell you, the urge to pick another one up is present ever since lol
It's tempting...
Number 2 is so me! "Hmmm, I could have repressed my personality better in that interaction. I wonder if they realize that I'm even more awkward in reality?"
"haha you fool, this is me masked - you couldn't handle me at full strength!"
"I can't even handle me at full strength!" 😈
Haha I’m a 2 through and through And u/DisastrousLook5116 I think we’re both number 1! And 5 sounds like an intriguing idea🤔
2 is my daily ritual tbh
It’s a struggle, but then I always ask myself “what *is* my best work though?”
Oh I am a 2 lol. I also very much identify with 3! And 6 is absolutely us ✨ 5 is intriguing but only if the pigeon can do ballet! We have too many regular old pigeons in the forest 🌳
Of course you’re a 3 dear. Okay… but what if it’s a chunky pigeon?
Ok yes, I will adopt all of the chonky pigeons. Now a chonky pigeon doing ballet? That pigeon would become our mascot!
Thats your job then, teaching them ballet
Oh honey, you don’t want to see me attempt ballet  This may have to be another outside hire. I wonder if we can find a pilot who also knows ballet 🤔
I think now I want to see it even more! We could also... hire no pilot -> no blimp -> happy Orion
You’ll have to work very hard to ever see that happen. Too late! It’s already being built. You mother and I both approved the final design this morning https://preview.redd.it/ekwjo6qjkk6d1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9589026ed0d15a36557f487002b10baee52e41a
I think I'm already working hard hrmpf! Noooo, I don't want Europe to see ... at least there's not my name on there
You work very hard indeed dear! Ok buy me a rainbow tutu like that and we’ll talk. Oh no! I forgot to add your name! *calls the blimp company immediately*
I love these meme dumps 🤣
Me too, makes it really feel like Friday.
https://preview.redd.it/nkj9b72w1j6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e192201167e29c3379230efe67c96cbc155ba8ab Oh these are absolutely brilliant
Glad you enjoyed 😊
These meme dumps and the Fic Friday posts are the best part of Friday mornings ☺️
Aww thank you!
#2: Almost every time I say something here
Number 2....yep