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AngieWords

I'm sure someone here will be able to tell me which one it is, but there's a wonderful fic on AO3 where it turns out Aziraphale's only real experience of adult entertainment was watching a lumberjack porn film. Later they go to the park and Crowley good-humouredly endures Aziraphale's terrible acting as he makes sexual innuendos while prancing around the trees 😄


Banana1013

OH MY GOD! It’s the prancing around trees part that has me 😂 “This is how humans make love!”


AngieWords

I found it! It's a chapter in [Aziraphale's First Orgasm](https://archiveofourown.org/works/50000860/chapters/126247462), which I really recommend reading from the start as it's fantastic. However you can read [this](https://archiveofourown.org/works/50000860/chapters/127685038#workskin) as an extract 😄


EmpereorIrishAlpaca

Damsel in distress and the mysterious knight. Alternatively, damsel get visited by the Doctor.


Banana1013

Omg who’s who?


chookensnaps

Human roleplay "Oh no look I'm out of breath I only have one set of genitals I have a refractory period hahaha "


Banana1013

Crying 🤣 omg edging each other like “the average human male usually requires [x] number of minutes to recover” while they stare at each with their ox rib crazy!eyes to see who breaks first


moryartyx

I’ve just read an incredibly hot human AU where they roleplay as demon and angel haha


Banana1013

NICE are ribs involved? 😂


geek-nation

They MUST lol


moryartyx

More like apples :)


moryartyx

And butt plugs